Normies are evolving

Normies should not even know that phrase. Did you fuck up and say it in public or on social media somewhere?

Normies can smell robots.

>>34319732
next time kick him in the nuts

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>>34319732
>>he sneers at me in a fake nasal tone
>>THAT FEEEEEL WHEN NO GF

>>34319767
On life, I NEVER quote 4chan IRL

>>34319732
I really hope this happened, that's hilarious

>>34319732
>at work
>"Anon you probably jerk off to anime don't you"
>What's Anime?
>"DONT EVEN GIVE ME THAT ANON WE ALL KNOW"

Don't know how they know, I guess it's my aura

Obviously saw you posting on 4gag. Otherwise, they're one of the shitposters.

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>>34319919
I once had this exchange with a girl in the library

>Minding my own business
>Girl: "Hi"
>Me: "Hi"
>Her: "Are you a virgin?"
>Bitch is grinning like a cunt
>Me trying to keep my dignity: "No"
>Her: "Oh cool, so you have a girlfriend then?"
>Me: "Yeah"
>Her: "What's her name?"
>Me: "Sara"
>Her: "Do you ever fuck Sara with your dick? Do you make her cum a lot?"
>Me: "Go away"
>I get up to leave
>Her: [Laughing]

>>34320222
next time, if she asks "are you a virgin" respond "are you a whore"

if she says yes, try to buy her
if she says no, snort and say "could've fooled me"

this plan is perfect

>>34320222
>trips

What was her fucking problem? Was she a stacy?

>>34320279

Sounds like he is in highschool. Calling a girl a whore is how you get a complaint about molesting her on your record and registered as a sex offender for 15 years, as well as expelled and set back a year in school, at which point you will kill yourself.

Also, you'll get your ass beat by any other girls there and you can't touch them back unless you want to go to jail.

>>34320292
Probably a dare or something

>>34320334
school is different than i remember it

>>34320334
>Calling a girl a whore is how you get a complaint about molesting her on your record and registered as a sex offender for 15 years, as well as expelled and set back a year in school, at which point you will kill yourself.
o-oh

>>34320432
Just look up and praise Allah for not making you go through this kind of shit.

>>34319891
Maybe you're being stalked?