Do some phrases make you violent?

>>34331400
>why are you so quiet?

because I have nothing to say and I generally hate everyone

>>34331471

>why are you so quite?
Fuck I forgot about that one too, I actually sperged out on some chink whore who asked me that during HS.

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>>34331400
>why dont you have a job?

You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>when you mess up in public noone is actually paying any attention to you
Yeah except they are, people even go out of their way to take photos of those who are different and/or fuck up publicly and post them online for others to mock. Personally I've been ridiculed when I've made mistakes in front of other people too. Fuck normies who give this "advice".

>"if you shoot up the school,please don't shoot me"

I was told this in highschool atleast 3 times. I nearly cried every time. I am so thankful not to be a highschooler anymore.

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>it's all about confidence
>just lift weights
>just get more sunlight
>just sleep right
>just find a hobby
>it's never too late
I also hate when people on /r9k/ condescendingly call me "bro" when trying to give "advice" that I didn't ask for

>"just don't give a fuck what other people think"

>>34331806
I got this all the time. Funny thing is I really wanted to burn down the school and spent time in the library figuring out how to ignite the natural gas in the building to make that fucking school explode in glorious fire.

>>34331829
But it is all about confidence, bro. I know saying that isn't going to make you more confident, but there are a lot of uggos that make up for their looks with their personality.

>>34331829
Heh bro,just lighten up. I mean,come on. All you need to do is light some weights at noon. It is never too late to start bro. Just do it. Be confident and all the weight will be lifted. :)

>>34331829
>not liking the word bro

Bro wtf bro.......

>>34331857
confidence can only be obtained by positive reinforcement from others

how's a loser supposed to become confident when he has nothing to be confident about?

I've made significant changes in my life and my mental state never changed because nothing in my life was actually meaningfully different as a result

>>34331400
>OMG OMG STOP - LOOK AT THIS
when normie girls say shit like this i want to beat them up with a knife

>>34331400
>so what are your hobbies
or
>so what are you up to this weekend

>Do some phrases make you violent?
Anything that a human says immediately makes me have intense homicidal thoughts. Humans are a plague to this planet.

>>34331834
How cliche.

Unmuted

>>34331891
sometimes i genuinely want to know these things
wtf anon

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>...and at the end of the day...
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOW ABOUT I KILL YOU MOTHER?

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>>34331400
>Isn't boipucci just a boy's butt?

Shut the fuck up, you don't understand the patrician tastes it takes to enjoy primo boipucci

>>34331829
I also hate when people say "just do a thing" to me but don't offer any actual advice whatsoever.

>>34331806

Should have just made a creepy smile at them and kept smiling without saying anything until they left

>What are your hobbies

What the fuck are you even supposed to answer to this

I watch movies, I watch tv shows, I read books, I play video games, I listen to music, I do programming I shitpost on chans

What the fuck do they want to know

>>34331400

>So do you have any 'target' in mind?
>Are you going to get a girlfriend?
>You do know the IT sector is a sausagefest right?
>When are you going to get a girlfriend?

I JUST WANT TO BE SINGLE YOU FUCKING DIM PIECES OF RAINBOW SHIT.

>>34332483
Exactly that so they can see what a boring human being you are

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>>34331829
>people actually believe looks don't matter

>Maybe anon will find a partner one day
For fuck's sake mum. Just say GF. I know what you're doing. I'm a loser, not gay/

>>34331876
>confidence can only be obtained by positive reinforcement from others
Ehhh... Not really. I guess that could add to your confidence, but part of being confident is being able to deal with uncomfortable situations, right?

>how's a loser supposed to become confident when he has nothing to be confident about?
This is the real problem. You need something to be confident about, my bro. You need something much more meaningful than nice words from other people, you need to prove to yourself that you have something to be proud of. This is why Chad is telling you to start lifting and get out more, or find a hobby. He was the good guy all along.

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>>34331400
I've heard that one a lot. You were right to sock that faggot.

It makes no sense to me. Being a shitty person isn't something that is temporary. Even if you improve you still carry your shitty past.

Psychiatry is a meme. Dude reproducibility LMAO.

>>34331400
>someone mentions your acne
>someone mentions why don't you have gf
>someone makes fun of you being virgin

>>34331881
Ugh, so true.

You channeled my stepsisters there anon. Thanks for the trigger

>>34332658
>This is the real problem. You need something to be confident about, my bro. You need something much more meaningful than nice words from other people, you need to prove to yourself that you have something to be proud of. This is why Chad is telling you to start lifting and get out more, or find a hobby. He was the good guy all along.

Now that's fucking bullshit

>He will just untrain all of his betaness in one day
>He will stop walking like a beta
>He will suddenly SOMEHOW get the balls to stand up for himself
>He will be able to maintain his composure now SOMEHOW

but its 100% k im super confident anyway i tell it to mysel every day it must be true......

Stop giving shit advice you fucking retard, you're not making anything better, you're not even giving advice you're just spouting bullshit.
I hope you don't feel good about "trying to help someone" because you didn't.

>>34332508

The list of hobbies for your typical normie most likely isn't even half as long as that list was.

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>>34331806
Kids are fucking messed up. I'm sorry that happened to you anon.

>>34332702

>He will just untrain all of his betaness in one day
>He will stop walking like a beta
>He will suddenly SOMEHOW get the balls to stand up for himself
>He will be able to maintain his composure now SOMEHOW

Nobody said this, you are the one spouting bullshit, my dude. The first step is to be confident about something so you feel you have some self worth. Right now it's "I'm not confident, I don't do shit and never stand up for myself.", but with the proper training you can change this to "I'm not confident, I never stand up for myself, but at least I enjoy jogging from time to time."

This is the problem with robots, you think that if you get /fit/ or read some books you're magically gonna become Chad and get yourself a gf.

>>34331400
>normies

I truly dislike this meme. The only people on r9k are robots. Those you call normal are bored enough to get an easy rise out of your autism

>>34332783

Except it's almost impossible for the average beta to become an alpha chad, the amount of shit you need to untrain is too vast to even bother trying

>>34331806
The correct answer is to ask them "why?" and then watch them break down trying to defend what is at best, total apathy toward your suffering

>>34331829
It's not all about but it definitly helps /A/non-chan <- How's that?

>say something critical of women
>"who hurt you?"

>>34334681
Who hurt you anon?


By the grace of bogdanoff

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>you're still young
>you'll find someone
>it gets better

>>34334681

>say something critical about bullying
>"were you bullied at school?"

Just tell them that someone took off your mask and it was incredibly painful.

Last time a Normie bothered me, I told him I was working on bioingeneering micro-elephants so we could have elephants as small pets. I looked totally serious. He doesn't ask me anything these days.

>don't worry, things will get better

no, things will plateau, then nose dive again.

>>34335263
>no, things will plateau, then nose dive again.
this is a 80% scenario in all cases

What normies ask of you is to be the exception. The exceptional loser that picked himself up by the bootstraps. Which is impossible.

>>34332548
>robots actually believe the halo effect only applies to looks

>>34335151
>>34335263


>you'll see in the future it'll be better, things get better !

IT'S ONLY GETTING WORSE

>>34335151
>it gets better
THIS makes you angry? Wow, robots really WANT to be sad.

>black lives matter

not original.

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Some of you on this thread are dumb as fuck

This is like tier 1 of basic psychology and you're trying to defend your pride from universal truths like "getting sunlight, exercise, and a regular sleep pattern = more stable mind = more confidence"

Come on guys, we are devolving. When I joined people were playing around with the idea of knocking themselves down for feeling superiority for wanting to commit suicide.

This is pathetic that we have such betas defending themselves from such basic human psyche shit.

>>34336639
No you fucking idiot, nobody is disputing that truth. It's the use of phrases like "just do this" implying that's all there is to it

>one day you'll find a nice girl
ahah yeah I guess...

>>34336610
your mom's loose asshole makes me angry.

>>34336760
but will that nice girl find a nice boy?

>you'll know what you want to do when you're older

personally, i want to ROT for all of eternity.

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pic very fucking related .

every time

>you need to be confident

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>Straighten your back

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>>34331400
"its my body ill do what i want with it"
from my girlfriend. Guess where shes buried.

>>34331400
Aren't permanent solutions to problems better than temporary solutions?

>>34331829
>>just find a hobby
this is insane advice and i say this as a 21 year old virgin who does have hobbies. it's not something you can give as general advice to lonely people like "bro you just need to pick up the guitar or start painting man". it's like, do you fucking play the guitar or paint, you asshole? if you did, then maybe you'd know that it's not exactly something straightforward that anybody can start doing.

i'm not saying it's impossible to find an interest that you find engaging, because it's not. but there are millions of people around the world who have bought guitars only to let them gather dust in the corner of their bedrooms, and the worst part is they feel guilty about it.

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>>34331471
>why are you so quiet?
Fucking delet this.

>>34337687
>Fucking delet this.
why do you want him to be quiet?

>>34337299
>Anon why do you always look so sad

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>>34331494
>tfw quite everyday

>>34331400
"Why don't you smile?" "Why do you look like that?" "Come on, you can't be like that?"
Hop off my ass and let me have my neutral scowl in peace faggots.

>>34331400
>suicide is a permanent solution for a temporary problem.

In 95% of cases, that's exactly right. Why does the truth make you so angry?

>>34331400
>anon why don't you ever take off that sweater
>HAHAHAH HOLY FUCK ANON ACTUALLY CHANGED HIS SHIRT
>*everyone bursts into laughter

>>34331400
Yeah, I have a lot of literal trigger words that make rage instantly, but they're all things involving my ex so they won't make sense to anyone else.

>Why are you so angry all the time
>Why are you calling yourself fat
>Stop apologize so much

Bitches don't know about my body dysmorphia and severe mood swing

>>34331806
People always told me this. I got sick of it i decided to go full edge and said "If i do it, all of you are going to die, nomatter who you are, you can be my best friend but if i do it, you die."

No one has ever told me a thing since then. Three people changed schools because of me, kek. Almost got thrown out of school too but it was well worth it.

>Do you ever think the problem is with you?
blood = boiling

>Dude why is your jacket covered in feathers?
>It's got goose down for warmt-
>HEY LET'S CALL YOU BIRDMAN
>Called Birdman for all of highschool

Fucking normies.

>>34337930
Like it'll make any difference if it happens.
I never got school shooting jokes, and I have a pretty dark sense of humor. First everyone's all laughs and chuckles, then when the bastards is pushed over the edge and goes full columbine on everyone all of a sudden he was the center of everyone's lives and a perfect example of what one should be.
That shit pisses me off to no end and really shows you the type of people that aren't really worth the time.

>>34337948
oh shit sup birdman
taken any birdy bird shits lately?

>>34337990
If I had the confidence and lack of impulse control I have now back in Highschool, I seriously would've strangled or beat the shit out of people who called me Birdman.

>>34338042
alright birdman chill, it was just a joke, don't get your feathers all tangled

>What the hell is wrong with you?

origin

>>34338181
this guy. damn sun.

>>34332783
Sadly they won't challenge their worldview.

>it's a long path but they don't want to take it because "it's not gonna change in a day fucktard"

>>34336639
I disagree.

board*

>>34337948
I feel you man
t. Sharkman

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>>34331400
>you have anxiety? Stop being so anxious!

>>34331829
>WAAAH I want to wallow in self pity instead of fixing my problems waaah

>>34332702
It's a process retard.

>>34332814
You don't need to be Chad. Just try to become a normie.

>>34338828
what's the difference between normies and Chad, really?

>>34339133
Chads are alpha, normies are just regulars.

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>>34337850
Body dysmorphia doesn't exist. If you're not fit and over 6ft tall no one will think you're attractive.

>>34331914
If you are a true robot then it'll be obvious that you don't have hobbies or go outside on weekends

>>34331400
but he was right, you nigger

>>34332369
>look at me a i am collosal faggot!
jesus, you are like tumblrinas

>>34331400
Itt potential Manchurian Candidates

>>34340863
how, normalfag?

Not a turn of phrase but when I was told to do something out of my own accord, the cognitive dissonance drove me completely furious. I'm almost sure these were the times I first realized I hated my mother.

>>34337930
fucking lol, I remember someone saying this to me too in high school, I told him he would be the first one to go

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>>34331400
It isn't a phrase but for some reason I cannot explain, when someone lifts up a soda can to drink out of it, I get extremely angry and it's drives me up the wall.

>>34338499
it's a long path but I don't want to take it because success is not guaranteed and I could end up doing a ton of hard work for zero gain

I use the same argument roasties use to justify murder, "my body my choice"

>>34337792
>truth
nope, you cannot change personality so easy, inbred retard

>your 29 and still live with your parents
>i moved out when i was in college

look at me now i'm in a wheelchair unable to drive. some people say i wasn't but something did happen.

>>34340788
I mean
I like to cook, I think that's a hobby
I also consider myself a robot

>>34341102
>Using a piece of technology correctly makes me mad
aspergers

bump with my origami comment