why are girls so short and weak? what the hell is wrong with them?

>>34331624
Dunno man maybe you should stick to the strong, tall specimen called "chad"

They don't drink their milk or eat their veggis.

I kind of feel bad for short girls

I'm 5'9" and skinnyfat and barely work out, but I could easily just pick up and suplex any femlet

she'd have no way of doing anything about it

I could just push her down and beat her head in

but we don't, because we're civilized

it makes you wonder how they even still exist, how did evolution not wipe them out, wtf is a femlet going to do when your nomadic tribe gets attacked by animals?

>>34331624
biology
one thing everyone seems to have forgotten about human beings. there are two sexes. two different beings with different biochemistry and therefore different mental mechanisms.
this appears to be very hard to understand when everyone thinks they are a special snowflake.

>>34331678
>implying women can evolve

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>>34331687
quit memeing

I really want to mate with the woman in the OP image.

>>34331732
and now your son is 5'5" and dreams of killing you every night

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>>34331624
seriously though the strength difference between men and women is insane

>tfw no petite girl to savagely fuck

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>>34331751
The fuck is his problem?

>>34331751
I'm 5'6" and my ex gf was 5'10" and we weighed about the same. It was absolutely no contest when it came to physical strength. Men are far mote built and stronger.

>>34331641
Chad isn't strong or tall. He can be, but Chadness is purely measured by accomplishments.

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>>34331751
thats only for normies

>>34331751
>There are some outlier men who are just fucking weak

>not a single fucking outlier woman who is very strong, only a few that barely pass above the blue "average line" for males

you're now manually realizing that all the attention whore shit that women do is a base survival mechanism because women are so weak and useless they literally need men to survive

not only are they weak but they can't even comprehend basic systems or how to do simple home repairs

>tfw 5'2 petite grill with literally no strength
Feels okay, I guess.

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>>34331831
pls be my femlet attention whoring gf

>>34331624
Not all girls. As a matter of fact, the only girl I was ever really sexually compatible and in-love with, was 5'8", and athletic.

>>34331787
OK, he can bang Tyrone nigga wtf

>>34331787
No it's not

Chad is measured by his looks firstly, his female conquests secondly, and his social circle thirdly

Yes the second two are accomplishments but they are also far behind and a product of looksp

>>34331787
>Chad isn't strong or tall.
Weak menlet who thinks he can ever be Chad detected.
Anything under 5'10 will never be Chad and he has to be SUPER Chad if he's between 5'10 and 6'1.

>>34331678
I often wonder this, how could humanity have survived with only one half of it capable of defending and standing ground? having to not only keep himself alive but also the other half and the kids..somewhere it has to give with those odds

>>34331919
Are you dumb or just not good at dismissing shower thoughts?

>>34331765
Probably a Stephen Hawking tier gimp or something

>>34331624
to live in harmony with the strong, dominant, tall alpha males

>who will protect at all cost and tear you to shreds

>>34331831
do you any intelligence or agility?

>>34331884
Wrong. All those good-looking NEETs in the basement? Robots. Not Chads. Chad is made, not born.

>>34331961
No. She has a pussy. That's her special talent, dude.

>>34331624
>this chick probably spent her saturday night getting railed by a 6'3" proto-chad

>>34331892
The most powerful man in the world is 5'7". Are you saying he's not Chad? You sound like a very bitter manlet virgin. Or lanklet virgin. Hard to tell.

>>34331919
Because, large bodies require more food

This is why women are smaller. Nature invested more body mass in males, because they had the important job of running around killing things. Women mostly spent their time picking fruit, and caring for children. Therefore it didn't make sense to grant them too much mass

Many people don't realize this, but a full size man will consume double the food of a full size woman. Especially if he's active, and moving around. A large man, 6' 6", will eat you out of house and home

>>34331974
>Chad is made, not born.

>mentions good locking NEETs
>as in, good genetics
Chad ARE born you faggot, if you don't have the good aesthetics from your genes you can't be fucking Chad.
CHADS ARE BORN YOU FUCKING DUMBASS.

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>>34331751
CHAD DETECTED
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>>34331624
dude girls are so fucking useless
i'm honestly GLAD one of them has never showed any interest in me i'd constantly have to reach shit for them and pick things up
i'd probably go insane with all of the attention she gives me
not to mention how they get so cold easily at night
who the fuck would want a cold ass 5 foot nothing high pitched human shoving themselves into you for warmth while trying to sleep?
sounds like a bad time

>>34331961
I have enough intelligence, sure. Nice condescending question, though.
Are you ever gonna go through with the suicide you've been persistently thinking about? Please do.

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>>34331993
>Are you saying he's not Chad?
I am. You can be powerful without being "Chad", learn what Chad means you fucking dumbass manlet.

>>34331919
>>34331678
way back women were probably way better at protecting themselves but since the development of weapons they got lazy

>>34332022
No, men's job has always been to protect women

Just a silverback gorilla's job is to protect his pack. That's literally all he does.

Like a male lion doesn't even do hardly any of the hunting or anything. His only purpose is as a military asset against other lions, or other large threats

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>>34331977
Kek. Nice assumption, faggot. Sorry that you constantly got rejected, bullied, and ignored by women all your life because you're socially inept and fucking repulsive. Poor little guy.

>>34331993
Donald Trump is 6'2" though

>>34332004
>I have no arguments and facts are against me so I'll just insult him

You wonder why you are such a loser. Hint: not genetics.

>>34331993
>The most powerful man in the world is 5'7". Are you saying he's not Chad?

not him but top kek anon of course he's not chad, that dude is insecure af. like 75% of bodybuilders are manlets lmao.

>>34332021
You don't get to make up your own definitions, autistic neckbeard.

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>>34331993
I think not, friend.

And fuck you "You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original." - you're not original you cunt.

>>34332017
it just a joke about rpg stats you sperg

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>>34332053
alright you win. here have your (you)

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>>34331822
All the guys I've dated knew nothing about repairing shit at home. I am literally the one who repairs everything, washing machines and plumbing included. I suppose I always paid very close attention to my dad when he was repairing stuff. It sure was more interesting and seemed more useful to learn about than sitting by mother's side while she watched a soap opera or whatever.

I'm also currently dating the only guy who is significantly and undeniably stronger than me. I was literally stronger than my other exes.

>>34331624
It's the result of evolution. Strong women are harder to rape, and consequently did not have as many offspring.

In the same vein, those who were attracted to weak women also passed on their genes more.

This is why the problem persits, despite weakness clearly being inferior.

>>34332039
Indeed. Male lions literally sleep all day everyday unless there are any threats. Lionesses do all the hunting and general work etc. Also, the male lion always eats first, then the small kiddos eat, then she eats. She also is the only one who teaches the baby lion pups how to hunt and so on forth.

>>34331831
Please let me taste your holes

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>>34332017
wow what a bitchy response for no reason

>>34332135
>I was literally stronger than my other exes.
>Being this ugly

Hahaha so that's all you could ever get? Sad!
Luckily, I've got junk in the trunk and headlights out front. I can have 6' 6" athletes on their knees for me if I want

>>34332135
OK Bruce

>>34332224
Are you fucking serious? He was being a cunt to me first. Fuck off you piece of shit.

>>34332135
>I was literally stronger than my other exes
doubtful unless you're on HRT, a trap or your ex-bfs had some hormone deficiency

even the top tier women in this >>34331751 can barely compete with below average men

>>34332265
back to the kitchen you dumb roastie whore

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>>34332265
>getting offended at wanting to know stats
you don't understand, your shit stats are a neotenous turn on

>>34331977
>>34332044
He must have been right, because you sure as hell don't seem to have anything else to offer.

>>34331624
They developed to be inferior to men. Nothing wrong with that. Women are like halfway between Man and child.

>>34332301
As opposed to robots, who are manchildren?

>>34332297
What do you have to offer besides being a disappointment to everyone around you? Oh, that's right. Nothing. Sad!

>>34332265
>claims that she's intelligent
>doesn't get the joke and spergs out instead
Be my dumb gf, femanon

>>34332265
>>34332044
>>34332317
is this what PMS looks like?

>>34332276
She's probably fat or a manbeast

>>34331751
>the one tiny green circle on the 40 line
I wonder what her politics are.

>>34332318
>Being this patronizing
Kek. Firm pass.

>>34332323
Nah. That tactic is old as fuck and unoriginal, though. Try harder, stupid faggot.

>>34332328
feminazi bull dyke obvs

>>34332317
Being a disappointment is better than having a horrible personality.

>>34332265
You interpreted it as cunty because the question reminded you the answer was no.

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>>34332345
>Try harder
tch

you don't get it, do you?

you aren't worth the effort.....

i wouldn't unlock my limiter for a foe as weak as u........

begone..............

>>34331831
>petite
why do I feel like this is a lie

>>34332345
>old as fuck and unoriginal,
So PMS no longer exist?

>>34332356
Nah. I interpreted it as "cunty" because it's a condescending question to ask.

>>34332314
For all their woman hate, robots sure act like women. /r9k/ is tumblr sjw central except it's males.

>>34332368
I hope you have decent agi to make up for your str and int

>>34332366
>Having the reading comprehension of a four year old
Kek. You're hopeless. I feel bad for you.

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>>34332368
IT'S A JOKE

STR AGI INT

>>34332389
says the one having a bitchfit because they misinterpreted a light-hearted joke as a personal attack

god just repeal the 19th amendment already

>>34332351
I don't have a horrible personality. I would've been nice if all of you weren't a fucking cunt to me first. Get cancer you waste of life.

stop giving her attention you god damn faggots

>>34332389
>Having the logic of a millennial
The PMS attack works because it's true. Truth doesn't age. It's an eternal explanation of cuntiness.

>>34332410
It was a joke, you dumb waste of air.

>>34332265
lmao, this post has proven to me that female autists really do exist

>>34332410
>get cancer you waste of life
>I don't have a horrible personality

Pick one.

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>>34332410
Is this what a female edgelord sounds like?

How do I get a strong gf bros? I want to be beaten during arguments.

>>34332410
>I don't have a horrible personality.
>Get cancer you waste of life.

LOL is this satire or are you really like this? Do you ever self reflect or are you narcissistic enough to just spew words out and get angry whenever someone criticises you?

>>34332402
>Using the """""light hearted joke""""" as a cop out excuse for your cunty, rude behavior
God, just find a sharp object and puncture your carotid arteries already.

>>34332435
y tho? this is funny

>>34332454
>>34332426
Why did you post twice?

>>34332452
I said that because they were being fucking rude to me first. Please go die now, you'd be doing a public service.

>>34332480
what is rude about

"do you any intelligence or agility?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTrDRSdvr7I

>>34332482
You're implying that I don't have any in the first place. But since you're extremely autistic, you had no idea about how much of a condescending piece of garbage you sounded like. Please fuck off.

>>34331778
>5'6"
>ex gf 5'10"
HOW
O
W

>>34332493
>Taking it seriously when he ironically said "Do you have agility"

i am starting to think you have no intelligence tho

>>34332493
there's no way this conversation is serious

there's no way you're not takin me for a ride here

there's no way you're not pulling my leg

i see your game

i'm not giving you any more of the replies you desperately want

i'm outta here

>>34332493
Are all women this bad at handling bantz or just this one?

>>34332506
>thinking that everything is a joke
>even if it was, implying that it's easy to read tone through text
Starting to think you should deepthroat a shotgun.

>>34332493
That's all well and good, but you still haven't answered the question.

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>>34332480
>because they were being fucking rude to me first.

Every time I am presented with a chance for my theory that women are just coddled children to be disproven I am disappointed. Do you have any actual arguments or are you just going to shitpost about how your feelings were hurt? I don't think you understand how out of place you are on this board. There are hundreds of users who will read this thread and look at what you are currently having a narcissistic blowup about and laugh it off or respond logically.

>>34332493
What is really incredible is that the question "do you have any intelligence or agility" is taken as such a narcissistic injury that she goes on to call it "condescending" while talking down her nose at everyone else and blowing up like a child who just had their special snowflake status taken away. This is just amazing.

>>34332516
as a general rule of thumb i dont get this autistic and mad over random comments on the internet, but it was clearly a joke. Every other poster knew it was a joke except you.

how much do you weigh?

>>34332512
Most aren't great but this one is an unusually toastie roastie.

>>34332510
You won't be missed. Bye, you dumb fucking cunt.

>>34332017
You must be on the rag, no?

>>34331624
Maybe that's why they grossly underestimate manlet core strength.

>>34332516
>implying that it's easy to read tone through text

You're trying to make up excuses for your childish inability to discern banter from narcissistic injury

>>34332530
>I don't have a horrible personality

>>34331765
fuck you I'm just not very strong okay
no need to bash me for that

>>34332533
I love how men use that as some kind of argument, kek. No, I'm not on my period. I just don't respond well to condescending fags like you. You all were fucking cunts to me first, and then get surprised and offended when I don't act like an angel. I honestly wouldn't feel bad for any of you if you got cancer and died.

>>34332555
F A T H A M B E A S T

>>34331624
Millions of years of natural selection

>>34332555
Damn, I'd hate to see how you behave when you *are* on your period

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>>34331678
you could do the exact same if she were the same size, taller, or even appeared taller. Unless they're on fucking roids, the strongest females can only ever be as powerful as the weakest males.

The question is why we give such weak beings to have any influence on society.

>>34331624
>tfw no qt shortstack gf to snuggle with, tease, carry around the house, care for, and protect

https://youtu.be/fND_Y6OgsDs

>>34332265
>Fuck off you piece of shit.
>>34332410
>Get cancer you waste of life
>>34332480
>Please go die now
>>34332493
>how much of a condescending piece of garbage you sounded like. Please fuck off.
>>34332530
>you dumb fucking cunt
>>34332555
>I honestly wouldn't feel bad for any of you if you got cancer and died.


>>34332410
>I don't have a horrible personality.


What did she mean by this?

>>34331624
Well, it's the result of men doing the heavy lifting for them throughout history.

>>34332555
But you have so much rage flowing from you over a little joke that wasn't even making fun of you.

Be honest, are we speaking to Aunt Flo right now?

>>34332604
Everything I said was completely justified. I'm bored of this now, though.

>>34332555
You should trip up. You're quite the character.

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Think the "girl" in this thread might be Lin, certainly sounds like "her".

>>34332618
Don't encourage that. Badanon

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>>34332618
it's like the girl version of Doj haha

>>34332614
Stop saying everything's a joke. They were implying that I have no intelligence or agility. That's called being condescending, accusatory, and rude. So no, I'm not gonna act like a sweetheart when someone insults my intelligence. Fuck yourself in the ass with something sharp.

>>34332555

Oooooh let's dissect this one.

>I love how men use that as some kind of argument, kek.

You started off with the broadest generalization and mischaracterization possible. Good start. "Men" (somehow characterizing an entire gender as an opposing group to you is not sexist) apparently use your period (and your laughable inability to see just how hysterical you are being) as an "argument" against you. Wow. You sure got us.

>I just don't respond well to condescending fags like you.

This is just truly incredible. How does your head not explode like a B rated movie prop with this kind of projection and reversal of abuser and victim roles? You really have this down to a science. You, the superior moral crusader who was wrongfully attacked by evil MEN are just simply under duress and are rightful in your vicious, childish outbursts. Of course!

>you all were fucking cunts to me first

The question was "do you have any intelligence or agility" - you were the one that responded with a bizarre narcissistic blowup. This is amazing. Anons would do well to remember that the mere question of this girl's intelligence was enough to provoke paragraphs of angry rants about how we're "attacking" her; but then she will turn instantly and claim that we're the ones who are offended! This is just amazing. The psychological processes at work here are like a gyroscope of projection, abuse, denial and narcissism.

>>34332638
INTJ detected blox

>>34332632
>Fuck yourself in the ass with something sharp.
Do you really think that he's going to do that?
Is this what you want people to think that you're all about?

>>34332617
>Everything I said was completely justified. I'm bored of this now, though.

This is a twofer! You came right out and claimed that because your narcissism was attacked, your vicious and toxic rant was "completely justified". Amazing

>I'm bored of this now, though
Narcissists are bored easily but this is a little different. You are cowardly trying to dodge the conversation because you're not being praised and adulated for the mere achievement of being YOU. You have been made a laughing stock and it is embarrassing even on an anonymous imageboard.

>>34332638
>Trying this hard to seem profound, intelligent, and thoughtful
Good god, you're terminal cancer in "human" form. Also, it's commonly known that men use the "HURRRR YOU MUST BE ON YOUR PERIOD XDDDD" tactic towards women whenever they're in an argument with one. Also yes, you are the ones who are offended. Sad! You attacked me and provoked me first, then get surprised and hurt when I don't respond well. How pathetic is that? Kek. Your mother regrets you.

>you will never pick up an angry 5'2" fembot off the ground
>you will never hold her in the air while she swings her arms and tries to hit you and bite and scratch you
>you will never laugh as she screams and tries to make you put her down and gets angrier and angrier

>>34332632
Hey, calm down sweetheart. Where's that pretty smile of yours? Let's see those pearly whites....

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>>34332135
maybe you should date actual men then? Guys literally have to go out of their way to be weak. Unless they literally just sit in their room all day eating chips and mcdonald's, are full on anorexic, or some kind of beta that chugs down soy product and looks like pic related, we will naturally be stronger then you.

>>34332632

Translating this from narcissistic to normal people

>Stop saying everything's a joke.

Stop hurting my fragile feelings. If what you say hurts my ego, I am going to make you feel guilty for it because you deserve to be punished for hurting me.

>They were implying that I have no intelligence or agility.

They asked me a question which made me have to question whether I truly am as magnificent as I believe I really am.

>that's called being condescending, accusatory, and rude.

I must guilt trip this person for making me unearth my deep seated feelings of inner shame and abuse and try to justify my angry rants and toxic behavior, all while reversing the victim and abuser roles while hoping no one notices

>I'm not gonna act like a sweetheart when someone insults my intelligence.

"I am so grand and intelligent, the mere question of my abilities is justification for me to fly into a rage. This is normal for me, how dare you question me? Everything I do is justified and everything you do is irrational and crazy. You have a vivid imagination"

et cetera

ive never seen a /r9k/ thread get so baited before

>>34332676
I think you are responding exactly how they want you to. They aren't hurt, they're entertained.

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>>34331993
>The most powerful man in the world is 5'7".
Wrong.

>>34332758
If they keep replying as well, who's to say I'm not counter-baiting?

>>34332758
This isn't bait, you dumb piece of shit. I'm tired of this now, though.

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>>34332768
>not realizing donnie is a bottom

>>34331831
I don't have anything against you, but I just want to pick you up the air and hug you as you scream and hit me and try to break out of my grip.

I am 6'5 btw you interested?

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>>34332782
>not realizing donnie is a bottom
originaldo origiani

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>>34332676
Uh oh we've hit a nerve. Time to go deeper.

>trying this hard to seem profound, intelligent and thoughtful

I almost don't know what to make of this one because it's so absurd on the face of it that I have trouble putting it together.

>They were implying that I have no intelligence or agility. That's called being condescending, accusatory, and rude.

but then turning around and trying to shame me for "trying to seem intelligent"

really made me think.

>You're cancer in "human" form.
Already we're off to the races with typical childish petty insults designed to cut down people who oppose you

>Also it's commonly known...
feigning intelligence - also trying to imply that I'm unfamiliar with "you're on your period" as a tactic even though there's no where to glean that from? We're close to making things up whole cloth here, just give her a few more minutes

>Also, yes, you are the ones...

You doubled down on the justification! The mental gymnastics are stunning. You really believe that all these things you said (>>34332604) are really justified because someone asked you to justify your hyperinflated feelings of self worth.

Now for some projection.

>You ... got surprised and hurt when I don't respond well

This is interesting because you've said this twice already yet you're the one in the thread telling people to shove sharp sticks up their asses. The only person who seems to have been surprised and hurt was you - to the mere question of your seemingly infinite intelligence.

>How pathetic is that? kek.

Again with the shaming. This is another example of just how deeply unhappy and ill-intentioned those with narcissistic personality disorder are

>your mother regrets you

Another cutting remark. Remember guys -

>I don't have a shitty personality.

>>34332692
>thinking she's an actual woman

>>34332617
You surely meant to say "triggered". Better blog about how the sexist hacker 4chins raped you on tumblr.

Leave it to one attention whoring bitch to derail an entire thread like this with her bland personality and coupious self esteem issues.

>>34332777
>I'm tired of this now, though.
>>34332617
I'm bored of this now, though.

Narcissists tend to be records stuck on repeat. Oftentimes they go through repeating cycles of the same psychological coping mechanisms minutes at a time, cycling from indignation, disbelief, denial or rage to despondency, justification and rationalization. The deeply injured personality of these people spins to life whenever a "narcissistic injury" occurs - their mind immediately jumps to a manufactured method of dealing with psychological trauma and it's played out really neatly in this thread. Seeing these people on the internet really brightens up my day because I rest easily knowing that even as my life has its ups and downs, I will never live in a state so warped from reality that I go on the internet and spend 30 minutes lashing out at strangers for hurting my ego.

>>34332898
>Seeing these people on the internet really brightens up my day because I rest easily knowing that even as my life has its ups and downs, I will never live in a state so warped from reality that I go on the internet and spend 30 minutes lashing out at strangers for hurting my ego.
Sounds narcissisty.

>>34332898
I'm not a narcissist at all, but it was funny reading this. Stop jerking off to the delusion of how smart and thoughtful you are. Also, you know nothing about me except me rightfully defending myself against personal attacks from bitter angry people on an imageboard. Go away now.

>>34332926
I know, right? Kek. What a fucking hypocrite.
>HURRRRR I'M BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I SAID SO

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>>34332935
>MAXIMUM DAMAGE CONTROL

i bet you are crying now you slut

>>34332935
at the end of the day, at least we learned that you actually don't have any AGI or INT either

>>34332926
>Sounds narcissisty.

I was raised in a narcissist household sorry for indulging. Unless this was just her posting and then replying to it in agreement here >>34332953 which would be embarrassing

>I'm not a narcissist at all, but it was funny reading this.

Read: I am a narcissist but I can't just outright deny it because I know it'll look silly. I'll try to make his statement sound like a joke to distract from the denial I just did

>Stop jerking off to the delusion of how smart and thoughtful you are.

Another bizarre one. Really made me think.

>Also, you know nothing about me

How could I? You are so magnanimous and interesting. Your mind is like a mansion filled with hundreds of unique hallways. There is no way a mere mortal like me could understand you, you special being.

>rightfully defending myself

ego hurt = anything is justified

>against personal attacks

>>34332604

>from bitter, angry people

The projection is stunning. You must have an inherent knowledge of just how toxic you are

>Go away now.

I am dismissed! We are only here to be in the limelight under your attention. Thank you for ordaining upon me this dismissal, I am most gracious

>>34332935
It was a reference to video games. you dumb cunt. Nobody attacked you lmao.

>>34332935
>rightfully defending myself against personal attacks from bitter angry people on an image board.

Do you realize how meaningless this all is? There isn't even a point in responding. You're no better of than if you hadn't said anything at all.

>>34333009
Why does she feel so threatened, bros?

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Guys we're priming for a massive paragraph of the most intense psychological craziness you've ever seen or she just up and left out of frustration that her toxic crusade did not find the wellspring of support she assumed it would.

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>>34331624
>Men and women relatively similar at dawn of memes
>Strong men club women and rape them for sex and babies
>Strong women are too strong to rape
>Strong women don't want weak mens seed
>Strong women don't make babies
>Strong men fuck weak bitches and make babies
>Strong men don't want strong women because strong men like to be in control
>Time goes on, humans start to look at more than the hunting and gathering skills of partner / how hard they hit you before they fucked you
>Strong man is ugly, he still clubs and fucks you and keeps other men away so you don't have to be fucked by everyone you meet
>Strong women that made do with weak men now birth betas from reject males
>Betas try to fuck hot women of less hair, Strong man club Betas away and keeps hot bitches to himself
>Betas forced to breed with ugly or defective women
>Strong man seed has been repeatedly mated in hot weak bitches
>Beta seed has been muddled in whatever it can
>Strong man seed has been spread across globe while Beta mixer seed is just waddling along for the ride for its dear life
>Descendants of Strong man: Males = Strong, Women = hot and weak
>Descendants of Beta man: Males = genetic rejects, Women = Ugly and butch

So in the end you can thank your ancestors for getting their asses kicked by caveman Chad's
CM Chad's descendants has hot genes from mothers side and strong genes from fathers side

rest of us have potluck of choose your defect like balding, microdick, manlet, lanklet, hereditary allergies and defects, bad eye sight etc
>"what about the strong woman genes, what happen there?"
too diluted and lost with time

TLDR; Natural selection, also short women might have looked younger which probably used to attract strong man to rape them

>>34333006
This is the best post in this thread. thank you for pointing this out LOL

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Damn "she" hasn't replied for 15 minutes

Greentext Freud fucked her up

Wawawewa this threarde was a doozy

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>>34332480
>"th-they did it first!"
>implying that the proper response wouldn't be ignoring it or saying something that wasn't a mindless insult rooted on your inability to communicate without your emotions overruling you
>mfw

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>>34333224
I see that you're new here
normie get out ree

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>>34333267
I've been on this board since 2011

>>34333310
>2011
>thinks he's not new

why can you just tell by the way they type that they're a female? why is it so obvious?

Why do girls even try to say they're not like other girls... when it's easy to tell?

>>34333385
There's an app that you can paste text into and it will try to guess your gender. I stopped using specific grammar tells because of this.

>>34332314
>manchildren
Ever noticed how there's no such thing as womenchildren? Why? Could it be because it would be redundant as women are childish by default?

>>34332091
>>34332120
>They think Trump is the most powerful man on earth
There only one guy who's 5'7" and calls the shots

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>femlet gets mad because she didn't get the obvious joke.

females are like dogs, the smaller they are the more bark they have.
especially if they're flat chested.

>>34333385
>>34333452
The app isn't accurate at all. No better than guessing. The fact is, bitter robots simply call anyone a woman who doesn't agree with their angry virginal worldview.

>>34333455
yes
saying "womenchildren" is basically saying "womenwomen" or "children children"

>>34333533
refer to >>34332021
also i was literally female at some point in my life
good thing i fixed that

>>34333519
Fuck off and die tripfag

>>34333533
>The fact is, bitter robots simply call anyone a woman who doesn't agree with their angry virginal worldview.

Is this the same girl or just another vicious toxic frumpy embarrassment?

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>>34333569
sure, living wasn't much fun anyways.

>>34333572
Are you the same bitter virgin who shitposts on /r9k/ all day? Surely there can't be two of you.

>>34333572
Fuck off queer fag

>>34333587
Alternatively, head on over to Facebook where identities are welcome. I guess I should have said duck off OR die, but that sounds like a threat.

>>34332245
... I don't even know what to tell you lad. Good on you for pretending to be a girl online.

>>34332258
Ok Jane.

>>34332276
I'm an athlete and have been at it since I was 5 years old. I was dating tall lanklets who weren't into sports, it's no surprise that I was stronger than them since what I did was martial arts.

>>34332692
I don't even know what to tell you, but it's not really that easy to find an intersting guy who is into actual sports, but also anime, but also games, but also into being the scholar kind with an ambitious drive to get shit done.

Usually I just ended up settling for the dudes that at least wouldn't be telling me how totally weird and unique I am because of the music/tv shows etc. that I enjoy.

I prioritized being able to talk to someone on an equal gound over them being able to suplex me for breakfast.

But maybe I was wrong.

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>>34333569
You called anon? I put it on just for you.
>today robots and anons get baited by a "female"
Can't you guys ask for any proof before you sperg out on a "female"?

>>34333640
Hi tripfag, now scoot back to where identity matters.

>>34333635
How massive is your clitoris?

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>>34333661
But it matters here. When you got upset with a tripfag I just had to put it in and show how much I love you.

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>>34333674
How offensive anon, thanks for the (you).

>>34333676
Why tripfags why?

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>>34333688
Because I love all. Why not trip is the better question?". Also why does a trip trigger you so much?

>>34333706
>why not
Because the anonymity is a central feature
Because "being known" is not what I want

>why triggered
Tripfags want attention. I give it to them. It's symbiotic, yes?

>>34333745
Not to mention they use and abuse the trip wrongly

>>34333788
Sure, that too.

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>>34333745
Ok but MIT not going to stop using it in this thread
>>34333788
>you get to say when trips can and can't be used
What are you still doing on here Moot.

> thinking humans actually used strength to slaughter brute beasts- and not co-operation

> why the fuck do u think we are so much weaker than chimps?

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I don't even understand how they're strong enough to ride cock or take it doggy style. Their forearms/shoulders/chest should get tired after a few minutes considering they can only bench the bar.

>>34333810
OK, you can have this thread. But I'm keeping an eye on you tripfag.

>>34333810
Considering they tell you how and what it's used for, I don't have to, you idiot

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>>34333847
>you can stop a bear
I only show up now when talking about tripfags or bears.
>>34333868
>follow all the rules like a good boy
Also read rules 11~13

>>34333888
Checked. Well then we'll probs meet again, because tripfags are currently in my sights.

>>34333901
I rarely put it on now. Used to do it before to try and help robots out but most robots are niggers and get upset when a tripfag is helping them so I do it without the trip now.

>>34333945
Probably for the best. I don't think most robits are in the market for friends.

>>34333961
Indeed. But there area few that want to be more than robots. Got to give them that little push to get out of here. Just have to get pass the crabs that want to pull them back down the bucket (aka r9k).

>>34334001
Oh, for sure. What I'm saying is getting "help" from a named anon might be too much "intimacy". People get defensive or clam up. I think the cloak of anonymity helps to quell any distrust.

>>34334043
Indeed. Plus still get anons that go"REEEEE tripfags". No idea why they hate all of them for no reason.

>>34332135
>I was literally stronger than my other exes.
Lots of girls think they are, but very few are. Can you do a single pullup? A healthy young man should be able to do at least 10, very few women can do a single one.

>>34334080
For me it's the anonymity (as I said). If you want an identity, go someplace where an identity is a routine part of the culture.

>>34331624
I guarantee she refuses to date any guy under 6 foot

>>34334102
Identity is not so bad. Like that pizza guy. No idea why people like him but they do.

>>34332135

Bitch I'd drop you in one hit

>>34331751
>male grip strength increases around the age most start fapping
Really makes you think.

>>34334225
Kek doubtful. Really doubtful.

>>34334283
>roastie nerd thinks shes strong
lol
pro tip: every male you 'fight' is going easy on you, especially during training

>>34334283

I guarntee I'd drop you and every guy you know in one shot

Where you at? I'll fucking smash your head into the concrete cunt and ram my dick in your asshole and rip your fucking colon open

>>34331831
Yeshello. Are you based in London by any chance?

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>>34333635
I'm >>34332692 I regularly workout and am in pretty decent shape (and am very confident I would be stronger then you), watch tons of anime (https://myanimelist.net/animelist/dew13?status=7&order=4&order2=0), occasionally play cs;go, and regularly read though they're mostly adventure books, but I do keep up with the news because I'm a /pol/lack and though I hold pretty radical political beliefs but would be able to hold a decent conversation or debate about most things. Most normies would also consider my tastes in tv shows, movies, music strange or unique. And also other then meeting me you wouldn't even need to try hard to get me since I have no friends at uni and annoy my highschool friends on steam or skype all the time because I'm so lonely but too shy to seek anyone out to be a friend.

Only thing that I don't really check off on your list is ambitiousness to get shit done since I am currently trying to find motivation not to either sudoku, or move to Alaska and hopefully become a deckhand.

Would I meet your standards m'lady?

>>34334339
Illinois. Come and get me bitchboi.

>>34334338
Sure lil boy. You wanna get your arm snapped or your teeth knocked out. I'll even take off my rings faggot.

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>>34334466
Nice dubs, that being said, I already date someone like what I described. In case people missed it, I did mention I'm only now dating someone as I described. Considering that he keeps up to date with politics too and doesn't have any edgy contrarian beliefs and that he has a very high drive to achieve and make things better for himself and the people he loves... I'm pretty happy. Although currently not feeling so well because I've got the flu.

On a side note, the fact that you enjoy subcultures or non-top hits music or tv shows isn't as telling of uniqueness and being an interesting individual as it may seem and I myself put too much of a point on it. It actually ends up being less relevant whether or not you have obscure tastes if you are fully capable of not foaming out of you mouth if I'm listening to something that you don't get or whatever.

You know, being open minded and strong willed really is hard to achieve. I also don't know what you were trying to achieve with your post, I mean, good on you, but I don't think you would ever meet my standards because I don't date or flirt, I meet people and if it happens it does. Any guy who comes up to me in a flirtatious mood gets turned down simply because I don't know the dude at all and he thinks it's totally cute to haunt/stalk me while trying to convince me that he's totally worthy of pounding my pussy.

So many other chicks in the world who would readily give these dudes their fucking virginity, ass, mouth, whatever. And here they are, trying to persuade a girl that's taken and not interested.

I'm going back to bed now, feeling frustrated that people actually think that the way to obtain healthy relationships is by forcing them.

>>34332393
I don't get why people get treads. The 10 attribute isn't that good when you think about it, the 25 speed is nice but doesn't make a huge difference. Also, they can't be disassembled and boots of travel are only 1000 more. I get it if you're some hardcore player and play a very specific character where you're using the switching all the time, but this is hardly the case for most players.

>>34334490

I'll fucking rape you to death slut

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>>34334504
xD yeah I'm sure it's just a meme that men are natural killing machines and women are weak frail ass pussies with no competitive drive

since it's just a meme all we have to do is look to the world of UFC and see that all of the top fighters are wome--... well okay, maybe soccer is heavily dominated by women--... woops never mind.. Well, AT LEAST CHESS? No, that's all men too, and doesn't even require any physical prowess to do.

Women are weak, stupid, and illogical. That's women. Get used to it.

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>>34334587
Purpose of the post wasn't to try to ask you out on r9k or anything that degrading if thats what you're thinking, and honestly if I did meet a girl I would be very concerned if I found out she posted on 4chan much less r9k. I didn't really read your previous posts, so I thought you were still dating one of the betas that you were supposedly stronger then, so my point doesnt really carry as much weight, but I was just pointing out I'm just your average r9k faggot and I passed basically everything but one on your checklist, and my friends from highschool are also like this (and probably tons of other guys on r9k and in uni's around the world), so finding a guy who's stronger then you (still doubtful you were stronger then your exes) and interesting and intelligent isn't as difficult as you make it out to be.

I'd also like to say I don't believe having unique tastes makes you unique at all in fact that type of special snowflake thinking seems cringy as fuck to me, but the fact is people have commented in the past that I have a weird taste in music and you put that in your thing. Tbh I know this sounds edgy but anyone who thinks they are unique probably isn't that unique, its not the type of thing you'd be self conscious of. Donald Trump is an actually unique human being to say the least, do you think he ever concerns himself with whether he is unique or not?

You kind of went off on a tangent at the end that I don't really understand the relevance of .

and
>feeling frustrated that people actually think that the way to obtain healthy relationships is by forcing them.
I literally have no idea how this relates to anything you or me previously talked about.

>>34331624
GET YOUR DISGUSTING SHOES OFF THE COUNTER

>>34334890
It does relate to something I said before. And good on you for being a strong lad. Not so good that you'd go out of your way to say you doubt that I'd be stronger than lanklets who never exercised at all or guys who generally never even had the friends you say you had.

I don't think I have ever even dated anyone as normie sounding as most people on r9k seem to be. Every dude that's here complaining about virgnity still somehow has groups of other virginal cucks to hang out with.

Somehow, the guys I dated, all brilliant in their own ways, never had this normie sort of social life that people on r9k often report having.

Not even the "chad"-looking dude I am dating now. Though he did have it at one point, there is always a breaking point in which you can't lie to yourself anymore and you just have to live your life under your own accord.

The frustration on the matter of relationships is related to this being r9k, most guys in here complaining about lack of love etc. simply never experienced it because they are stupidly determined as to how relationships come to be and they try to play a hunting game with the object of their affection... Then react pathetically when they realize she wasn't to be hunted. She was to be talked to.

I guess I just felt a big rush of "I've talked to many dudes like this by now, I don't get how it can be this hard to understand that life isn't structured."

They're so afraid they'll be lonely that they hunt girls obsessively over and over again... Then they get surprised that they get called creepy when they thought they were doing the same things Chad does. When in reality, Chad is simply living in the present and taking things as they come. Not fucking planning gifts and dates and shit with 3 months advanced without even knowing a girl's name yet.

>>34334853
Yeah? Cool man, I've been boxing since I was 3. My dad owns a gym that I pretty much live in. I've been training bjj the last two years. I starched a 200lber at the end of December. The only dudes that go easy on me are the ones that don't know me. Stop on by nigga, I'll make you my bitch in front of a crowd.

>>34334840
This applies to you to, rapebot. >>34335029

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>>34335029
>Cool man, I've been boxing since I was 3. My dad owns a gym that I pretty much live in. I've been training bjj the last two years. I starched a 200lber at the end of December. The only dudes that go easy on me are the ones that don't know me. Stop on by nigga, I'll make you my bitch in front of a crowd.

>>34335040

>Boxing

Bitch I'd crush you

I've done boxing, muay thai, wrestling, krav maga, karate and kung fu

I'd skull fuck you to death whore

>4'6"
>Less than 100 lbs.
>Even other women can pick me up and carry me around

It fucking sucks, fuck mother nature.

>>34335116
Sure you have. Let's see what you got bud. I'm in Illinois, where are you?

>>34335130

Aus, you're probably 5'5 and 110lbs I'd kick your dads ass too

>>34335184
Whatever you say pal. Stay delusion little boy.

>>34335234

Roatie cunts mad cause I'm right, I'd kick your dads balls into his rib cage and rape your ugly deformed elephant man looking ass in front of him

>>34335121
If you only knew how cute you were.

>>34335296
You scared nigga? Or just like yelling threats into the ether? I know your fulla shit. You know your fulla shit. And the only reason you're talking shit is cause you know there's no way to back it up. I'd handle you easy, shitdick. So go fuck a dingo mate.

>>34335475

By the time I'm done with you, you and your whole family will be wishing you'd have dingoes raping you instead of me. The supreme rapist

>>34335499
Kek atleast you have a sense of humor. Originally

>>34335573

I'll show you why my dicks called the cunt cleaver, as I'm fucking your dad laugh at that hoe

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>>34335121
>be tiny and cute
>guys don't love that

>>34335595
Am I supposed to be taking you seriously still?

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>>34335595
>having more than one dick

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>>34335001
>Every dude that's here complaining about virgnity still somehow has groups of other virginal cucks to hang out with.
Does that actually sound that unusual to you? And also there are plenty of no friend threads on r9k so plenty of us just completly lack friends.
That really doesn't sound that unussual at all idk if female friendships are different or something and that why it seems weird. These were my friends from highschool and it was only a friend group of 3 maybe 4 people if you count Randy. Is it that hard to believe that a group of similarly autistic but normal looking guys would form a friendship based on being conservatives, living near each other, and watching anime? And one of them did get laid this year btw. But I am a bit blessed to have friends that I'd literally take a bullet for (might also be partially due to being suicidal), but they all live all the way across the appalachians, I go to uni multiple states away and only get to hang out with them when I come home, and other then the gym, classes, and occasional groceries I spend all my time alone in my dorm now. I've never even been to a party or know anyone on a first name basis.

>Not even the "chad"-looking dude I am dating now. Though he did have it at one point, there is always a breaking point in which you can't lie to yourself anymore and you just have to live your life under your own accord.
wtf are you talking about?

cont 1/2

>>34335710

I have 9

>>34335699

Yes, let's fuck

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>>34335729
cont 2/3

>The frustration on the matter of relationships is related to this being r9k, most guys in here complaining about lack of love etc. simply never experienced it because they are stupidly determined as to how relationships come to be and they try to play a hunting game with the object of their affection... Then react pathetically when they realize she wasn't to be hunted. She was to be talked to.

I'd like to clarify I'm not one of these guys because I don't try to get a gf. I only talk to girls when its professional because I'm socially retarded and am never in any situations where I would, because as I said before I've done nothing social, aside from the one school hosted concert I went to at the beginning of last semester where a girl tried to dance with me but I was to retarded to do anything and she moved onto some other chad. Anyway I don't "hunt" either (besides social meidia stalking some girls that are really hot to fap to their pictures but thats a given for most guys much less autists) because thats fucking retarded. Really all I want is to eventually find a girl to raise a wholesome family with which will probably come when I start making money. I mean don't get me wrong I'd like to have a girlfriend now, as it would probably help me with a lot of my problems with lonliness and self depreciation at uni and may motivate me more, but I can't even make a friend as it is. I'm realistic enough to realize having a gf for now is too out of reach to even try.

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>>34335754
cont 3/3
>guess I just felt a big rush of "I've talked to many dudes like this by now, I don't get how it can be this hard to understand that life isn't structured."

>They're so afraid they'll be lonely that they hunt girls obsessively over and over again... Then they get surprised that they get called creepy when they thought they were doing the same things Chad does. When in reality, Chad is simply living in the present and taking things as they come. Not fucking planning gifts and dates and shit with 3 months advanced without even knowing a girl's name yet.

Yes this is r9k we are fucking autistic m8. We don't understand how to socially interact especially with females. Most of us are lonely as fuck and the romantic view of love is very appealing. Thanks for acknowleding where you are.

>>34335735
Lmao I knew you were flirting you degenerate. How well can you eat pussy with a broken jaw?

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>It's a guy pretending to be a girl pretending she's as strong as a man

>>34335817
Anon I'm not that guy but that's super lewd. Think of the children.

>>34335817

About as well as you can suck dick with a busted face

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>>34335842
>a girl that been boxing for years can't beat up your average robot

>>34335874
Are we just stating facts now?

>>34335895
Anon do you really think your average robot could take on a female that has been boxing for years? I'm not saying that other anon is one but come on now.

>>34332135
>I suppose I always paid very close attention to my dad when he was repairing stuff.
Wel,l you had a positive male influence then. Most women don't have that, they usually only learn to maximize the value of their vaginas, aka being a typical woman.

>>34335867
Got a throwaway? Not original.

>>34336067

[email protected]

>>34336085

@hotmail.com

[email protected]

>>34336067
>>34336085
Btw, the the person who has been flirting/threatening to beat the shit out of you is not the person you originally replied to, aka me.

It's probably not a girl, but then again, you're probably into dudes anyway. Have fun you two.

>>34336033
Tbh, I never developed the same kind of personality traits that most women and girls in my class seemed to have. I never cared about looking good for boys or whatever. I never brushed my hair until age 19... I think that's actually autistic af of me though. So I'm sure it's not as much about him being a positive influence as much as it my predesignated willingness to partake in learning stuff and understanding stuff as opposed to doing fuck all.

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>>34335867
>>34336085
>>34336104
Dude your fucking pathetic even by r9k standards

>>34334361
L O N D O N
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botblox

>>34336131

I don't give a fuck bro, got to take every potential chance I see

>>34336123
>It's probably not a girl, but then again, you're probably into dudes anyway. Have fun you two.

We will

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>>34336141
this isn't a chance though. She's literally an attention whoring dyke that already has a boyfriend according to her posting on fucking r9k, and even if you did have a chance she wouldnt be worth it. If she actually responds to your email, much less wants to meet irl she's confirmed got a mental illness.

>>34336273

I don't give a shit, it's a numbers game. More lines I have in the water the more fish I catch.

>>34335928
Average robot yes. There might be a few especially weak that she might actually have a chance with, but even with the average anon it wouldnt even be a contest.

>>34336317
Why dont you bring that type of attitude irl where you might have a chance? This is wasted energy m8. Show yourself more respect then trying to ask out "girls" on r9k.

>>34336358

Or I could do both and have even more chances. Fuck respect nigger, I don't have any shame. I'll take what I can get when I see it regardless of the risks.

>>34336273
It doesn't matter because the person the dude was replying to isn't me. But thanks for calling me an attention whoring dyke. It warms my heart and soul.

>>34336358
This anon knows what's up.

>4'10" double-digit weight skellington midget.
Do you understand the hell? Do you understand how many times I have to be aware of my height? I almost qualify for legal dwarfism. I need a fucking stepladder for everything, even just adjusting my shower head. Mother nature is a cunt so I support deforestation as vengeance.

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>>34336392
>Fuck respect nigger, I don't have any shame
this is why you dont get laid. Girls hate desperation. Buy a fucking escort or something if you want pussy that badly. Would probably be safer.

>>34336409
I'm both people, and everything I said about you is true

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>>34331624
Green flag: her height starts with 3'

>>34336480
Lol you're a legit dwarf? Hahahahaaaaaaa

>>34336504
>this is why you dont get laid. Girls hate desperation.

But I do get laid, I've done all kinds of crazy shit. Like I said nigger I don't give a fuck, I'm not even looking to get laid, whatever I get is whatever I get

>>34336558
>he likes pegging and long walks on the wild side

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>>34336480
male or female?

I'd think your cute if your female and probably want to marry you because your so adorable. If your male I want to be you so I can pretend I'm elementary schooler who's a really big fan of my colleges womens volleyball or basketball team and end up a team helper and end up in situations where they either dominate me or I get to cuddle up on one of there lives. If I'm lucky one of them might be a shotacon.

>>34336574

I've done a lot of shit, but not pegging

>>34336504
I'm on the dole faggot I can only fuck girls that I physically can knock out.

>>34336600
Well duh you're the one getting pegged faggo

>>34336480
Just be a fat hobgoblin like Danny DeVito. Ignore the height, just be a character.

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>>34336591
*laps

meant laps instead of lives.

>>34336539
>not into magical dwarfs

>>34336626

Clever shit

>>34336627
he said his weight was in double digits I think he's just a shota

>>34336331
>lazy niggers that don't work could fight a woman that been boxing all her life
You crazy.

>>34332070
BTFO.
gj anon

>>34336480
Looking for angry dwarf gf: must be misanthropic and quite alcoholic, thx :^]

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>>34336591
>>34336627
>>34336659
Grill.If my metabolism wasn't like a rodents I guess I could just be a shortstack. People actually like those, right?

>>34336736
>not having her make magical armor for you

>>34336767
She could b my hammerdwarf lel

>>34336539
Sauce on the original manga?

>>34336752
Well, if you're still in shape, you'll be fine. Though a nice bit of body fat is p sexy

>>34336803
https://exhentai.org/s/d2d88e3327/432760-83

>>34336752
>short tiny female
Can you fit into a sack of potatoes?

>>34332589
Please refer to my earlier comment habout my policies about shortstacks. And yes a petite girl like you are of my dreams
>>34336752

>>34331751
What does the size of the circles signify? Uncertainty?

What the fuck was going on in this thread?

>>34336123
>So I'm sure it's not as much about him being a positive influence as much as it my predesignated willingness to partake in learning stuff and understanding stuff as opposed to doing fuck all.

Things like these are not as direct as you seem to think.
I spent more time with my mother than my father and one thing i can say for sure is that i developed her insane moral standards, and superior intelect. It's not like she spent a whole lot of time trying to indoctrinate me, but i picked that up nevertheless.