Hey /r9k, I'm an actor. Was cast in a weird horror movi

lose some weight nigger

>4.5 minute student film
>"""movies"""

>>34364240
Why was the guy in your house in the first place OP? Also your acting was priddy good

>two actors in clip
>both fat and old

>>34364333
Yeah they paid me in pizza..

>>34364256
Kek but then I'd have to update my casting page.. Besides murderers and soggy cereal, I have too many problems on my plate right now.

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>>34364240
Hey rob that was pretty good, keep up the good work, the end was kind of edgy but well I liked!

>>34364359
T h a n k s lmao the director was hot so, of course I was sweating like a mouse in a toaster.
>The
story is confusing, but essentially I'm a murderer. I break into people's houses and pretend it's my own. I have some mental disorder idk. The ginger guy comes home and I get stabby

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>>34364240
>that weak chin

You'll never be chad desu

>>34364483
Lmao, that was my fault. I was looking round like a retard so they had to put those in or it look like I'm seizuring

t. Edgelord 3000

>>34364617
A man can dream m

>>34364240
this was awful bro but that's not your fault

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>>34364697
Oh shit, rly? What's wrong with it?

>>34364240
You look like fucking Assad, but good acting

>>34364955
Thanks bro,
Who's Assad?

>>34364955
I thought he looked like the guy from Gotham a little at first, think his name is Ben Mckenzie or something except he's not a chinlet/jawlet

>>34364994
Saviour of Syria

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>>34364955
>assad
topkek, you're right

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>>34365015
This guy? LMAO what are you on?

>>34365018
>Saviour of Syria
He didn't do a very good job, did he.

>>34365015
>>34365070
Yh m8 we're long lost twins
Obvs

>>34364240
I HAVE THIS TOO

THAT FUCKING POUCH UNDER MY CHIN

CAN YOU GET RID OF IT? I'LL PAY FOR SURGERY IF I HAVE TO. I'M NOT EVEN FAT FFS AND I WORK OUT A LOT

>>34365040
That makes me Assad man

>>34365151
> get rid of it
Why? It attracts all the ladies..

There's probably a wikihow for that t bqh
If you find a way, let me kno .

>>34365151
Thats called a double chin..

>>34365263
Why do I have it? I'm fucking skinny.

>>34365246
>it attracts the ladies

hahahaha no

>>34365289
>Why do I have it? I'm fucking skinny.
if you're really not fat your jaw is probably recessed enough

>>34364564
Good idea, the ones you get from smoking weed, but horrible execution. If it wasnt for you post, i wouldnt had deduct this shit. Director and script writer ducked ass, your acting skills are meh, your midsmile in the beggining killed the vibe for me. Im a great great movie critic per se i can tell all this shit and no one can refut my well mannered and extraordinary opinion law.

>>34364240
Hey OP I'm also a robot trying to get into acting. What tips would you give?

>>34365394
Idk depends where u are and what you want
I went to acting school then got an agent from them, so that's one route.
Cn also
>Put your profile up on all the casting sites
>have a side job

Good luck bro .

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>>34364807
> TFW a famous actor uses my rare pepe creation....
Yep, * sips Lipton iced tea* I made it to the big leagues...

>>34365314
Kek you are a good critic.
The writing was pretty dodgy. I've been in worse films tho, so i dnt really giv af.
At least I have some spicy cereal shots for my showreel

>>34365777
Kek'ed
You're more talented than me tbqh m7

>>34365314
>t, i wouldnt had deduct this shit
I deducted it easily, saw it coming

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>>34364407
>they paid me in pizza..

Oh I am laughing

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>>34364240
It was fine for a student film

>>34366018
Look who's a show of f
> someone explain the wine and the cereal
That shit's more disgusting than the murder

>>34366118
> fine
Great feedback, t h a n k s .

>>34365314
i got it as soon as the redhead was confused, I think you just might be slow

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>>34366074
Well it was Hawaiian so, barely evn pizza

>>34366252
Kek, knew when I saw him.
there's no way ginger was gonna be the East Butcher

>>34366271
Yeah man if you've taken acting classes you should charge them.

>>34366577
Shldve.
I wasn't thinking straight, what with all the red paint on my face
Probably have brain damage

Your acting wasn't bad, anon. Should've paid u

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>>34367374
Yh ofc, look out Caprio, Rob's coming..

>>34364240
The dude who works the camera is fucking retarded. Its so bad its not even funny

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>>34368268
It was a chick. She was so dum, would've thought she was the actor.

Kek, for the stabbing scene, they had to put a fridge shelf over her face so I wouldn't stab her to death

I half like d that scene .

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>>34364333
>>34365777
Checking these, OP is bong Bateman

>>34369049
Calm dwn newfag they're nly trips