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>be lurking here for the bastard who killed my mum
>he appears
>say I am in pain and if he can give me a visit
>tries to give me a lethal dose of morphine
>strangle him with his own tie instead

are there any regular trips on britfeel?

are they okay contributors or pure shit?

>>34364733
None worthy of note, just as it should be.

>>34364733
There use to be, they all slowly left.

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Due to the recent fake Karen posts have been forced to take a trip.

Please note I am British and I don't know why he thinks otherwise.

Post Waifus

>>34364974
This isn't me. I don't understand the hate towards me., but I'm just going to stop for the time being. Any Karen posts for the time being aren't me.

>>34364733
Pure shit obviously

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>>34364733
in the past, yes, never good. apart from that Junlad one he was a good lad.

>>34364974
go away JF paki scum.

but yes here is the waifu.

>>34364995
Take it as praise for your good and consistent posting.

>>34364733
Tripposters are always scum

>>34364995
>>34364974
>Playing the victim

Very Pakistani
Very Pakistani indeed

>>34365014
>Take it as praise for your good and consistent posting.
I'd rather not. It's a constant pest.

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>>34365025
I know you're the imitator

>>34365017
>>34365014
What about Tilde?

>>34365063
I never interacted with him too often so I couldn't say.

>>34365063
yeh a good lad, but did it help the thread or him? it created so many other issues... mostly bad people trying to get him to self harm.

ABSOLUTELY HOWLING AT THIS KAREN POSTER BULLY

ALL WAIFU POSTERS FUCK OFF

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I realised I hadn't compiled the britfeels for a while.

225 feels in the past week, about 1.34 feels per hour.

>>34364733
>tfw stuck in East Devon lad
East Devon 'anon' is considered a nice contributor woo

The posters who oppose waifu posts are more degrading towards the thread than actual waifu posters

>>34364733
Great thanks for asking that question

All the tripfaggots have come out to get their fix of (You)'s

>these newfags don't even remember nigii and poleaboos thread wars

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>>34364974
are we all adopting trips now

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>getting dressed in my room
>nephew comes in while im switching sweatshirts
>says "you have boobies" and "nice boobies"

th-thanks

>>34365184
No, not at all. Don't sink to their level so they degrade you at the level of tripposters.

>>34365182
We try 2 forget

we try so hard

>>34365106
You missed all my "That Feel When" posts.

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>>34365106
Fucking fuck me lad...
It's not my fault. That's how boring it really is here

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I AM BRITISH

REEEEEEEEE


I AM WHITE AS SNOW

WHATS IT FEEL LIKE TO NOT BE BRITISH LIKE ME??????

>>34365238

That's because your feels are shit

>>34365298
That Feel When you don't even fit in on the social rejects board.

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>tfw you've had a terrible day more so than you usually do

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>>34364733

>check brit/pol/
>tripfags have taken over
>leave

>>34365399
I don't know how 4chan has become this terrible. Normies and edgy 15 year olds are rampant

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>>34365414
where have you been living? 4chan is basically normie internet culture these days

every second person has an anime profile picture and ironic 4chan epic humour, that said it is interchangeable with reddit

>>34365433
Under a rose tinted rock it seems. I hate this website more everyday but I can not bring myself to leave.

>>34365459
The problem is there is no other site of this nature with anything like the level of activity required to satiate boredom.

You go on other *chans and there's like one post an hour or worse.

>>34364590
>tfw realising so many people actually live in places where it is warm, sunny and bright all the time

Whereas in the UK
>trees that look like skeletons most of the year
>grey skies and grey buildings
>constant drizzle (not even real fucking rain)
>cold temperatures
>too many fucking people cramping together in smaller and smaller places and a constant flow of more people coming in
>on the same note, massive immigration that will eventually change the Britain that has existed for hundreds of years into something totally foreign and alien to us
>no free land/wilderness outside the towns, just a few fields and then more boring grey towns
>a big brother state that literally puts up posters and TV adverts about how they are watching you and will find you if, for example, you don't pay your TV licence
>a very slowly decaying state that was once a global empire, with budgets decreasing all around (military, healthcare, education, social services...), slowly losing its physical assets abroad and influence globally

Is Britain the most depressing country to live in, anons?

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Wiped my arse too hard taking a shit.

Starts bleeding slightly.

Next day comes, wipe arse again. Toilet paper too rough for scab to heal. Bleeds again.

Do it again today. Not as bad but still stings a little.

Fuck my life. Is there a worse physical feeling than this?

whats the cheapest site to buy viagra from? my dick doesn't work anymore because of anti depressants.

>>34365495
There are worse places to live.

If you don't like it here why not move abroad?

>>34365518
it's time to use the stealth bidet a.k.a. removable showerhead

>>34365495

When you walk around the city centre when it's nighttime or it's grey and foggy and you have endless drones of jacked-up homeless people either squabbling with each other or asking you for change I honestly feel like I'm in Escape from New York or Silent Hill

>t. Derby

Listening to a bit of Fat Teddy, lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trsjg288c2E

>>34365495
>Is Britain the most depressing country to live in, anons?

We certainly are quite fortunate to live here in a sense, but it can also be a terribly depressing hell for all the reasons you've listed and many more. I'm not fussed about the whether, though. I actually quite enjoy our atmospheric conditions.

>>34365713
He's shite though. They all are. And I say that as someone who is a fan of that type of music.

What's the highest (honest) salary of anyone that posts here?

>>34365671
I've being doing that anon, it's only temporary. Thank god its healing quicker now.

Reminder to all lads that you literally don't have to pay your TV license fee at all because they can't get you for shit unless they openly catch you in the act

>>34365718
Weather*

That was an unacceptable mistake. I am very sorry, everyone.

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>>34365495
I'm stuck in East Devon lad. But I guess it could be worse...

>tfw no tall buildings to gaze at

>>34365733
i get 60 quid a week on bennies

>>34365557
>my dick doesn't work anymore because of anti depressants.

Can't you ask your gf to try harder or do different positions etc?

>>34365733

25k, low paid for my experience.
Moving to a 30-32k job February/March

>>34365567
No passport. Need to know people to get countersigned passport.

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>>34364974
I'll post, but all this Karen-fag shit is just trying to generate drama in an otherwise comfy thread.
>>34365014
I don't really know what I think about Jun-lad. He's alright I suppose.

>>34365733
I get paid by the hour but I'm on 24k gross annual income on average

>>34365768
i can only get a semi and it goes flaccid if it's not being touched. also what fucking gf haha. I can still cum and still have a sex drive but I can't get rock hard.

>>34365557
Sertraline, I'm guessing?

Ask your GP to switch you to different antidepressants. Don't go buying shady boner pills when there's a much less shifty option available.

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>>34364974
Going to see my GP next week lads. I was really scared about calling but it was quite easy.

>>34365830
I have anxiety, not depression. my doctor said that sertraline is the best for anxiety.

>>34365748
Everyone should either smash or throw their televisions away or sell them or something. They are trying to brainwash us all using that device. It's like we're in some bad science fiction novel, a whole nation sitting numb in front of an electronic rectangle; an electronic rectangle that's being used nefariously to control, manipulate and distract billions of people all over the world.

>>34365848
Why do you need your dick to work anyway?

Taking the antidepressant jew won't solve your problems.

>>34365848
Well, talk to your GP anyway and tell them that sertraline is giving you dick problems and it's interfering with your day to day.

>>34365861
>>>/theylive/

>>34365874
to fuck prossies and masturbate. I still have a high sex drive.

>>34365861
Says the guy addicted to the internet.

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>>34365794
I think you are alright lad.

>>34365834
i find only the anxiety before is bad, actually doing stuff is okay. i hope it helps you with whatever.
>>34365748
>watching the electric jew...

relax with me lads, relax in my arms.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EgLB1_FXqg

>>34365748
what about BBC iplayer?

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>They are trying to brainwash us all using that device. It's like we're in some bad science fiction novel, a whole nation sitting numb in front of an electronic rectangle; an electronic rectangle that's being used nefariously to control, manipulate and distract billions of people all over the world.

>>34365877
it will if your problems are depression and inability to do things because of depression

>>34365895
You can come what to watch and read on the Web.

>>34365861
Well its the same with the WWW. (oops I almost said internet.)

>>34364733
nice dubs

>>34365164
tripfriends get less (you)s

>>34365879
>/theylive/

A case of art imitating life, for sure. I don't need to watch a film to tell me how to think when I can just take a look around me and see it all for myself.

>>34365906
Cheers mate. You're not bad yourself.

>>34365910
You need one now. If you say you have one when you don't, you are breaking the law.

>tfw guns are heavily restricted so you can't pump the back of your skull out with a shotgun

>>34365928
*Choose

Damn auto spelling.

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Its foggy, you know what that means? Thats right...nightwalk

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>>34364974

>tfw using chloromethyl methyl ether at work

Maybe knocked a few days off the life expectancy desu

>>34365967
>tfw cliffs are a train journey away

>>34365895
The difference is I can choose what I want to see online, without any advertisements, as opposed to only being shown what they want me to see, what the numbers dictate I ought to see. The masses, collectively, are dumb.

>>34365979
2 am onwards is my nightwalk.

>>34366025

2am is usually towards the end of mine, ill turn out about midnight (ish) and get home around 3am

>>34365994
would only waste them anyway.

>>34365961
I know that, I was asking the fellow what he thought about using it in light of his statement, but I wasn't clear enough, sorry.

If the pound coin ceases to be legal tender in October, why the fuck do I still get them back? Stop circulation.

>>34365997
>tfw live in a city but to considerate to jump from a tall building

>>34365930
>Well its the same with the WWW. (oops I almost said internet.)

Not quite, but it's certainly heading in that direction very quickly.

>>34364733

I post here constantly, but never have my tripcode on.

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is woes a robot?

https://youtu.be/-AhMPTFRwPM

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>>34366087

you said you were gonna find me and i havent heard anything from you yet? are you still working on it? im quite enjoying being the mouse

>>34365729
You must be from B Side kmt you pussyhole

Teddy was on Westwood with some of the gang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QfaNeXcmyM&t=3s

>>34365733
I'm on 48k.

>>34365567
How the fuck would I do that just like that?

You can't "just move abroad"

>>34366141

I did spend at least 1 and a half hours the first night. I need to go through the archive finding every pic to make it easier.

You didn't answer my question about whether you were within 50 miles of Manchester, but if you don't want to give clues that's understandable.

>>34366056

>waste

Anon, that's valuable time I may no longer have for fapping or watching animes

>>34366177
Of course you can. I did.

Started applying for jobs abroad, six weeks later I had one, then two weeks after that I got on a plane and that was that.

Swear i am slowly dying, been to the doctors and they haven't found anything so have pushed me to the unimportant list I assume. I've been waiting 2 months to be seen again, finally my appointment is on Wednesday. I'd be lying if I said the NHS wasn't a godsend, but also if I said it wasn't a shit. I hope they find something lads, I can't keep coping with the pain any longer.

>>34366183

oh sorry i must have missed that question, and yes i live within 50 miles of manchester but depending on where i go walking some of the pictures wont be taken within that radius though

>>34365834
Here's hoping you don't get morphined lad.
Unless you want that

>>34366141
why would he bother, rodgers is a board meme, you're a nobody.

>>34366229

adding to this i think someone may have recognised somewhere and commented the town i go to most often already, im not sure weather that was a dream or not, thats why ive been posting more pics taken further away from town centres

>>34366244

im not sure ask him, he said hed find me

>>34366244

I said I would, because I like a challenge. Another anon posted a picture once and I found the exact street he was on, but this nightwalker anon is proving a little more difficult.

To nightwalker anon, I've pretty much eliminated Manchester, Liverpool and Cheshire, My gut feeling is somewhere up in lancashire, maybe around blackburn or somewhere like that.

>>34364590
Just got back from BJJ, lads.

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>tfw not allowed to eat toast anymore because mommy May says it will give me cancer.

>>34366220
wat

tell me more, in detail, how the fuck?

>>34366291
Are you the BK G?

>>34366297
Have you really never heard of anyone doing that ever before? It happens all the time.

You need to have some kind of value in the job market though.

>>34366297
i guess first of all you need a passport, and why the heck a robot would have a passport is beyond me

>>34366220

What Job Did You Get

How Did You Find It

Are There Qts Where You Are Now

>>34366295
>toast gives you cancer
>red meat gives you cancer
>chips give you cancer
>air gives you cancer
>being alive gives you cancer
EVERYTHING GIVES YOU CANCER WE ALL DIE ONE DAY FUCK IT LET ME EAT IN PEACE

>>34366333
>You need to have some kind of value in the job market though.
Welp back to the drawing board Mutley.

>>34366249
lovely lancashire lad

>>34366341
Marketing manager

Found it on LinkedIn

Yes. I have a foreign GF now and everything.

>>34366343
What it actually is
>We dont have a bloody clue what actually gives you cancer, but we need to justify our funding by producing some results / reports

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>>34366295
have you been washing your meat lad??


I have not and its all smelly

>>34366336
I have a passport and have travelled a lot

>>34366333
Yeah I don't really have enough value in the job market I suppose. I mean I'm an army officer but really all I'm good for once I leave the army is some office drone job which, while fairly respectable, is not worthy or useful enough to justify a foreign company hiring me

>>34366232
I didn't think I'd got an appointment so soon, I think St Shipman was smiling down on me.

>>34366295

Conspiracy theory:

PHE issue these warnings to prevent obesity, nobody gives a fuck if *food* makes you fatter, but people take notice if it's increases cancer-risk.

They issued it despite having zero evidence from human trials, but the press release is enough.

Starchy chips, root vegetables (potato) contribute to obesity - especially with a sedentary lifestyle.

Good move.

>>34366379
>>34366387
Neither of you are remotely robots. Back to /int/ or wherever please.

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I'm scared about getting my possible depression diagnosed. What's it like?

>>34366381
No, they found micro-amounts of a chemical present and those microamounts increase the risk of cancer in mice. But a human would have to eat hundreds of times that to have an effect.

So it doesn't cause cancer in humans unless you eat it by the truckload - literally

>>34366365

Red Rose all the way my mate

>>34366402
No trust me I am definitely a robot.

If you're not on bennies or working retail or equivalent shit GTFO

>>34366404
Freeing! Knowing what you have means knowing what to work on.

>>34365748
Reminder that to avoid the licence jerks turning up at your front door or sending you a red letter, all you need to do is ring them first and make a no licence needed declaration. Tell them you aren't watching live TV and that they can take you off their list. That'll keep them at bay for a while.

>>34366249

Ah! After hours of searching I now know one of the photos was taken in Wigan.

>>34366343

What's fun is the treatment for cancer even gives cancer. It's kind of shitty really.

>>34366404
You suspect you've got it already. A diagnosis just means what you've got is acknowledged by someone qualified to identify it.

Stop being a ponce and allow yourself to have the certainty. Things are easier to deal with when they're not indefinites.

Anyone one got scotland feels to share? Glasgow here.

>>34366435
>tfw watching tv licence confrontations on youtube

Capita fucking suck.

>>34366438

thats one of my favourite haunts, without giving too much away i live in a small(ish) village between a few towns, a night walk for me is going to one of the towns, sometimes wigan, and back home, usually keeps me out for a good 4 hours, other times ill get a late train or bus to somewhere further away and walk all the way back

>>34366478
>tfw no more 30p deposit on glass irn bru bottles
>tfw prices of munchie boxes going up
>tfw nowhere in the city center to get a decent kebab anymore

>>34366486

Seems a bit risky lad, I did that once (took a train 4 miles away, intended to walk back) but my legs gave up and I had to catch a train at the next station 2 miles in.

4 hours of walking frequently must mean you're as thin as a rake.

>>34366435

But they'll still come round to 'confirm'

>>34366486
Are you closer to Liverpool or Blackpool?
Or is that giving too much away

>>34366525

4 miles is nothing to me now 2Bdesu, and yes im skinny as fuck but even before i started walking at night as a hobby i was skinny, walking just burns off some energy and helps me sleep

>>34366498
We legit need a kebab connoisseur about

>>34366413
Didn't they also test the mice on about x10,000 the amount any human would ever be exposed to?

I think scientists just enjoy torturing mice.

>>34366404
>falling for the Jewish mental health diagnostics trick

>>34366404
That pic is horribly depressing.

>>34366559

Without looking on a map im not 100% sure, ill probably be the same distance as the crow flies between the both of them, roughly the same distance anyway

I lent 25,000 to my best mate two years ago and he was supposed to pay me back on January 1st this year.

Ever since new year he's been dodging my calls. Can I phone the police to get my money back? I was expecting to check my bank on Jan 1st and see the money in there.

>>34366555
Will they? Do you speak from experience?

>>34366576
Fuck mice they're all liberal faggots

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>>34366404
>What's it like

the same as now

but you might get CBT/counseling and 500 bong ESA each month, go for it lad.

Just be careful with the SSRI's

>>34366570
The best one I ever had (in the UK) was from First Choice in Camden Town, London.

Had some expensive ones on Edgware Road too but that doesn't count obviously.

>>34366602
No. It was an informal arrangement.

>>34366602

1.5/10 bait

If you're willing to lend out 25k on a whim, you must be close to a millionaire.

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>>34364974
Feels like feelposting is way up, lots of threads

>>34366658

this anon is right, why dont you buy 4chan off Chinese moot, richanon? Make /r9k/ great again

>>34366602
Is this real?
If so good luck

>>34366478
I stopped in Glasgow for a couple of days when I did a little solo holiday travelling north through Scotland a couple of years ago. I was pleasantly surprised by the town centre, but I ended up going out for a night on the piss with a couple of local lads I met in a pub and woke up in a dodgy flat on a council estate with no memory of the night before.

Little bit scared to go back after that, being an english lad on your own in the middle of a glaswegian council estate with no knowledge of how to get away is fucking terrifying.

>>34366599
We're so close nightwalk anon, I've probably crossed your path on my daywalks more than once. Do you walk nature spots too?

>>34365914
>Anon dies from some sort of disease you catch from being massively butthurt
>Anon's mum is going through his computer trying to find something to remember her son by
>Finds a folder on his desktop with over 22 pictures of men in hats
>Just shakes her head in confusion, turns the machine off and wonders what the hell was wrong with her son

>>34366634
Lemme tell you about this place called Real Madras. Had the meanest, greasiest donner burger delivered. 10/10 haven't had a better food experience since

>>34366658
Not even close to being a millionaire. It was my whole inheritance. But I didn't need it yet and he needed the money so I thought I could lend it to him and get it back later.

lol, my brother's 16 and so is his gf apparently

But her mother's just knocked on the door to say she's found a used condom in her daughters room and that she's really 14. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>34366715

i have been out during the day a few times, but hardly ever, ill go out on day walks maybe once every few weeks since most of the time im asleep for the best part of the day, and yea when i go on daywalks they are almost completely off roads, though woods and fields

>>34366728

what did he need it for, a sex change?

>>34366427
Yeah but what if they find there's nothing actually wrong with me and I'm just a lazy bum who is in denial? That's what I'm terrified of

>>34366737
Sex havers get BTFO

>>34366728
You are literally Dexter Fletcher's character from Lock Stock & 2SMB

>>34366753
Nah to go traveling for a year. He went all round the world and did an amazing world tour. Looked fantastic in the photos.

>>34366737
>Searching her entire room for condoms

wew lads

she should be happy they're not at it bareback, some 13yr old was preggo when I was in year 10 at school

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>>34366438
He has done goofed. After seeing that pic is a railway bridge and another pic was the m6... pic in thread is right here

>>34366803
Wow you're the best friend ever.

This can't be real.

>>34366794
I hope he gets done for statutory rape.

My parents just called him and told him to come home right now, bollocking incoming lads.

>>34366776
You got steam? You can talk through your concerns with me if you like!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Lennord/

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>>34366813
We have found nightwalker... woo!

>>34366829
I hope they actually congratulate him when he comes home.

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>>34366602
There's only one man who can help you.

>>34366832
>Lenposter is slowly increasing the size of his NSA database

scary times

>>34366813

great work anon, are you the elliot doxer or not? either way ill bring a few more back from a different area tonight, back to being the mouse

>>34366110
>HE KEEPS HIS IDENTITY SECRET
>Loads of his videos seem to have him talking to camera in them
wow, super secret

>>34366868
>NSA
It's my GCHQ database!

>>34366832
aww its nice seeing len-lad helping the community.

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Oiche mhaith, Sasanaigh

>>34366832
Thanks but you already know everything from the post you replied to. There's nothing to add.

>>34366862
Good, reliable Judge Sasspoof.

>>34366939
That's fair enough.

https://www.psycom.net/depression-test/

Try that quick test, it's the same or very close to the test they give you initially. It might give you some sense of ease.

>>34366926
>ireland thinks it matters
a bunch of sand-farming goat fuckers eclipsed you lot completely as a threat, how embarrassing

this one time, i swear I saw len lad looking in my window. he saw me looking at him but just stood there before slowly leaving. Spooky stuff

>>34367004
I like Irish people, they're funny.

>What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
>One less drunk!

>>34367004

wew lad it's just banter

>>34367036
First time I heard that joke I didn't get it because I didn't know what a wake was

I also missed one of the best jokes in the simpsons because I didn't know what cadaver meant

>>34366325
i..i have no idea what that is. sorry, anon

>>34366879
Nah. I'm tfw stuck in East Devon.
The river looks nice. Show it to us

>Came home from work
>Had a two hour nap
>Regretting it now, wish I'd just chugged some energy drinks

>>34367036
don't get me wrong, I like irish folk in a friendly context

good spirited people who make cracking company, but you mustn't let them get ideas above their station

>>34367059
indeed it is lad, and you just fumbled the pass

>>34367083

River Douglas? seen it a thousands times myself and would never call it "nice"

>>34367036
That's racist, anon. The Irish are people, just like you or me.

>>34367129
we're all people, but we're not all irish

all squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares

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>texting GF
>she mentions about my brothers kid being ruined because my mum and dad spoil their first grandkid.
>tell that's kinda cunty to say
And suddenly I'M THE BAD GUY.

Okay.

Was my first day at my new job today. Seems like a doss about.

Been relatively content in my emotional stability all day but like 20 minutes ago just suddenly fucking crashed and I want to die again

>>34367083
I've been seeing you on r9k/chatting with you for years

A few years ago I think you asked me to deliver soething to someone in Exmouth on new years' eve and I would have done it but you changed your mind last minute.

I live in Devon too. Near Plymouth. Want to go for a cheeky pint one day? I use [email protected] as my throwaway if you want to. I'm usually good fun when I drink

I just got back from fucking an escort AMA

>>34367153
post a pic lad, come on now

>>34367153
Show us her pictures and how much did you pay/for how long?

>>34367152
Plymbots unite

>>34367153
adultwork one?

>>34367153
Post picture of her in lewd flagrante

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right im off again, its foggy tonight so im going for an extra long walk because i dont have anything to do with myself, have to get a bus, then get a train, then walk home, see you in 4 or 5 hours lads

What would you guys do if you think someone you're chatting to online has been bitten by a venomous spider?

>>34367022
>he saw me looking at him but just stood there before slowly leaving.

made me giggle

>>34367151
Guessing you had a conversation with someone which should have been some basic pleasantry like "bye see you tomorrow", but you flubbed it, and now are embarrassed and humiliated?

>>34364590

Who are the regulars/recognisable posters on britfeel?

>Stuck in east deveon
>Nightwalker anon
>Shipposter
>39 year old obsessed with the amiga
>poleaboo
>South London gangster gossiper

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>>34367153
Hows life being a cretin mate?

Sex with a hooker is like playing contra with 99 lives an actual waste.

>>34367198
cant you just wank to crazy stuff on exhentai for 6 hours like i do? really interesting experience desu.

>>34367199
GO CALL RTHE UCKING
POISON CONTROL CENTER

Dubs and I'll throw myself in front of a train.

>>34367267

Nightwalker anon is far far superior to you, you cretin. Not only does he do something interesting/productive with his time, he also adds quality to britfeel.

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>>34367277
good luck mate!!!

which one?

>>34367198
>that extra seat in the middle of the fucking aisle
Why did they do that? Fucks up everyone.

>>34367277
Pick one that's full of commuters so they're all late for work. That'll teach them.

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>>34367285
I AM BRITFEEL.

my night walk takes me on an adventure of the mind instead.

>>34367152
>A few years ago I think you asked me to deliver soething to someone in Exmouth
That wasn't me lad. If you mean durgs I was hardcore straight edge a few years ago, knew nobody who I would want anyone to deliver anything to.

But I could still come to Plymouth for a beer sometime

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>>34367277

Oy vey, just incase of doubt, you also got time dubs 22:06:11

What if you throw yourself in front of nightwalker's train and he gets stuck on it for 12 hours.

>>34366630
SSRI's fucked me up beyond belief. The effect on me was subtle but they've made me disassociated to the point nothing feels real. I can't feel days or events anymore either.

I quit them cold turkey 4 years ago and the rawness of consciousness never returned.

>>34364590
Some cheeky Africans are trying to scam me, lads. Apparently, a rather rich relative I never knew I had who lived in Nigeria has died leaving me a considerable sum.

>>34367219
Nah I've been sat at home for hours and I stopped distracting myself for a moment and let the bad thoughts seed and start snowballing. Just general bad thoughts.

>>34367323
It wasn't drugs. It was a message for a girl you/thus guy liked. In hindsight it would have been creepy as fuck.

Hit me up with an email so we can exchange contact info and I'll buy you a beer some time soon

>>34367322

No, you're a retarded weeb who should off yourself.

>>34367323
Actual Plym anon here not outside of Plym anon, please stay out

I feel very fortunate to have never done drugs, either recreational or SSRI's.

My mental state seems so good compared to people here, and I feel rare in that regard.

>>34367382
Shut up and email me as well and we'll have beers. On me.

[email protected] faggots I'll make successful normies out of you just like I did with the lads in London (I turned a group of robots from r9k into a pretty decent friendship group)

>>34367352
Nah. Wouldn't have been me. Knew no girls in 2012 when I found this place, 2013 - 2014 tfw ldr that failed, 2015 fwb... yada yada.

Not me anyway lad

>>34367153
>hey I did thing AMA
>doesn't respond to any replies
I mean I guess you never said you'd actually answer anything but still

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>>34367388
same
my mental state is questionable however

>>34367402
>I'll make successful normies
Fuck that gay shit. I only wish to end the normies

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>>34367168
>>34367171
>>34367185
i cant be arsed saving pics of her as i'm going to review her and you'd be able to see my AW profile

>>34367176
yeah

>>34367232
wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

>>34366728
>lending your entire 25k inheritance to a mate and expecting it paid back
what advanced strain of autism is this

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Going to sleep now for 8 hours so I can wake up and have a productive day and cotribute to society

Must feel bad being a NEET staying up, here are some tunes to help ease you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-dYNttdgl0

>>34367437
>your AW profile

You are actually fucking dumb enough to post info on your profile there?

>>34367221
>The guy with the 12 year old brother who is a faggot
>The wannabe social media tycoon who wanked off his dad
>The guy with the flat in Marbella

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watching comfy louis theroux shit on netflix

>unironically love this man

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>>34367437
>thinks sleeping with hookers will do you any favours mate.

May as well just get a fucking sex doll, or a fleshlight.

>>34367486
no i just said that so you wouldnt ask me to post pics again

>>34367499
lee lad

>>34367517
why the fuck are you even posting about this then if you're not going to post pics

fuck off and stop posting

>>34367515
My Scientology Movie was pretty fascinating

It differs because it's not a movie exploring the tenets and activities of the "church", it's more a study of the indoctrination techniques and behaviours of its cultists, which was quite refreshing

it's incredible to see how unflappable he can be, and how uncomfortable he can make seasoned antagonists like scientology followers

What's a good HDD to buy? The current 500gb one I have is now full (of anime and films I will most likely never watch ever again).

>>34367499
I bet these three are the same person. There was someone who posted that they spend hours making stories to post on /r9k/ even if they only get a small amount of (You)

>>34367516

It will probably give him confidence and give his mood a boost if nothing else.

>>34367551
she looked far better then her pics anyway

they don't do her justice

and you fuck off you autist, why you so obsessed with seeing some bints pictures fucking hell

Free Fat Teddy just got arrested for raping 3 B Side members.

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>>34367466

listening to this every time you post it.

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>>34367221
>>34367499
>post here all day/night
>post varying things as to not identify myself
>gives GCHQ spooks like you a hard time tracking me

>>34367562
i did want to watch that! i'll have to see if it's online somewhere, thanks for the mini-review anon

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>>34367326
lad I know those feels

>Be me like 9months ish ago
>Come off duloxetine I think it was and first week back at college
>Get on the wrong train to college in the morning
>Should be pretty obvious as it's a completely different platform and travels in the other direction but nope
>End up 40mins away before I realized
>Get off and get sandwich for breakfast in a tesco express
>Leave my debitcard in the self service
>Clock into college and remember it's my day off
>Panic and realize my card is gone
>Have to call a family member to bail me out and pick me up, complete brain fog

thankfully I'm fine now after it's flushed from my system, but that few weeks coming off I felt as if my brain was fugged. Like my mental intellect was seeped away and I was running on 60%.

I would never consider going back on SSRI's or any medication for depression memes

>>34367584

>GCHQ caring about some autistic retard.

>>34367575
because you said you shagged a prossie and said we could ask you anything, yet you don't seem to actually want to give us anything beyond "I shagged a prossie"

so what's the point in asking you anything

>>34366630
Wait you really get 500 squid on ESA?

Is that on top of JSA?

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>>34364974
Posted as asked.

>Have a pretty good laptop that can play the game I want
>Not sure whether to save up and get a better laptop that I can change parts of as and when I need to
>Or save for a new graphics card and monitor for my tower

Decisions decisions, eh?

>>34367575
You said AMA and when we asked for pics you started your autistic screeching.

>>34367590
You're welcome lad, it's worth the watch if you like a bit of louis

there's also a very surreal encounter with an actress at the beginning who accidentally enters the frame and simultaneously seems to want them to stop filming her while loving every second the camera is on her

>>34367575
Why didn't you film the act?

>>34367572
You're right mate, I'm wasting my life.

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>>34367573
So does a cheeky wee bender every now and again and it's less degrading.

Note: bender as in piss up, not bender as in homosexual, that would be degrading.

What website to people use to watch TV online. Putlocker9.co is all fucked for me..

>>34367609
that's the max but I was a priority case, when I had to go in for an assessment the nurse and my mumsie was pretty worried.

I think my family situation at the time which was pretty fucking grim contributed to it before that my GP was like LOL exercise and eat healthy after I had a breakdown in public

that was about 14 months ago now I think.

>>34367575
Are you that lad on /brit/ that was going to fuck some fat munter like 2 months ago for his birthday?

Bet a tenner it is you.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41-dLH5YqeU

>tfw mugabe isn't dead yet

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Have you checked for perfect pitch?

>>34367655
putlockers.ch

hope you've got adblock plus though

>>34367655
unblocked.ink

The domain changes like every 2 days but if you just bookmark it and make a point of updating the bookmark every now and then then you'll never lose it.

>>34367562
>My Scientology Movie was pretty fascinating

It fucking sucked.

Half the movie is him sitting outside a fenced off area and having a passive aggressive conversation with some roastie before leaving. The other half is cringy recreations of boring stories one of the ex-scientologists told him because he had no actual interviews or footage from current scientologists/inside the buildings to use.

>>34367641

That guy they got for Miscavich was fucking great. Really got you sucked into the "hole" meetings they did.

Not theroux's best though, really should've pestered marty on his past use of those tactics, kinda kowtowed to him.

What do you lads imagine Fat Teddy's breasts smell like?

>>34367607
how would ripping some pic from an adultwork profile prove anything?

>>34367633
yes i'm definitely screeching anger rn at this grrrr

>>34367642
would be weird

>>34367668
not me pal

>>34367651

Nothing wrong with seeing an escort, never done it myself but I don't see why not to.

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>>34367655
BBC IPlayer, don't forget to pay your TV licence anon

>>34367655

Solarmovie.sc or you are pleb

>>34367716

Are you the anon from South London who likes Elliot Rodger?

>>34365733
I work as an engineer contractor in Essex. Make 57k per year.
Still can't stomach England.

>>34367716
Like vinegar coated chips

>>34367716
Salty bags of milky coins

get fecked robutt

>>34367702
That's what I found fascinating about it tbqh

the encounters with the scientologists harrassing him for making the movie demonstrated the psychology of the followers themselves which worked in tandem with the anecdotes he was recreating from the former propaganda guy

you've got your opinion though, can't change that

>>34367683
Ty lad
Originealierooo

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>work tomorrow

what did I do to deserve this

>>34367865
Just win the lottery lad, it's easy

I mean the answer's obvious, but just wanted to make sure.

https://www.strawpoll.me/12182601

>>34367876
I won the lottery.

Well, I got a tenner.

>>34367562
>My Scientology Movie was pretty fascinating
I thought it was pretty shite, literally nothing that hasn't already been in a scientology doc.

Whole thing felt like 35 min ch4 program struggling to stretch itself out through weird gimmicks.

>>34367604
It's all automated mostly, they don't have to "care." They've got everything anyway. All traffic leaving the UK is intercepted long before it ever reaches its destination. The individual you were replying to is valuable to them in so much as he's just one tiny fragment of a much larger picture. Without any fragments this "bigger picture" cannot be known.

It is actually frightening that for a supposedly subversive and anti-establishment website so many posters on this board are utterly unaware, unmindful and brainwashed pro-establishment automatons. This whole general is rammed full to the rafters full of generic, stereotypical plebs like you.

All of you ought to be euthanised.

>>34367865
Ask your parents why they birthed you

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>>34367920
>mfw jamming pencils in my ears isn't an option

>>34367920
Blur easily

Oasis are rubbish

>>34367609
You cannot claim JSA and ESA simultaneously.

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>>34367920
The manks are alright, but those southern nonces were just better.

>>34367963
t. Dadrock fag.

>Tfw 29 and Blur/oasis are probably considered dad rock now.

>>34354031
Well how did it go lad?

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>>34367963

Alright, stop crying your heart out

>Slowly getting obsessed with people that have gone missing

At least I found something I can get some enjoyment from, even if it borders on morbid.

>>34367946
m8 the lowest prize is 2 quid

>>34367821
Honestly think if this doc was shot by anyone else people would think it was fucking shite.

There's a lot of (well deserved) love for Louie but looking at that doc objectively it's one of the weakest and least interesting scientology docs going.

>>34367920
I went to blur's reunion gig in Hyde Park, it was fucking ace lads

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>>34367920
Superior strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12182637

Did the anon who was waiting on his exam results find out what he got?

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>>34367996
look into Highway 16.

>>34367920
Vibes & Wishdokta
DJ Seduction

>>34367402
I've done the normie shit. I never felt like I belonged there. Too odd
I've done the mental illness ridden but still "normal" because we're all broken together group thing too. Felt too normal

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>>34366630
Friendly reminder he spends his ESA on chocolate spread and women's underwear. Which I have seen him stain

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>>34368035
>no Small Faces

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>>34368026
2009?
I was there too lad, great show. Traveled up from Scotland, spent a week in london with my mates. I miss having mates, great time.
>>34368035
Beach Boys no doubt.

>>34367515
You ever seen the one where he goes to that "holding facility" for nonces? Made me a bit sad but also relieved that a lot of them will never get out. That one bloke who kept trying to castrate himself so he'd stop having fantasies about kids (or at least being able to act on them) depressed the hell out of me.

>>34368035

Oh, no question.

> every Abbey Road track
> every White Album track
> Ticket To Ride, Paperback Writer, Love Me Do, Penny Lane
> even ended their partnership well in Let It Be

Comparing gold to tin at that point.

>>34368080
yeah we get it you're normies with a relationship go away now please

>>34368089
That's the one, went on the sunday. Wasn't expecting much, ended up having a blast.

>>34368091
yeah that was interesting! you could see a lot of them had real bad issues over it but y'know... it's kinda good that they're somewhere where they can rehab from kid diddling

>my internets too slow and louis is now buffering just end me lads

>>34368102
But you're forgetting
>all of Pet Sounds
>the SMiLE sessions

>>34368080
you can't say that and not post the pics lad

>>34368035
you can't have one without the other
>beatlemania inspired pet sounds
>pet sounds inspired the beatles' use of unorthodox instruments (see sgt. pepper's onwards)

>>34368047
On that and more. Some of the scenarios are just insane.

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>>34368118
Was mentle, couldn't even move mate. I went on the thursday. Least I'm sure it was thursday, I know it was near the end of the week, but not the weekend.

>>34368080
whens that meetup happening?

have you both bought your girls clothes?

>>34368286
>mentle
mental

Alright lads, funs fun but its getting late, I want all of you in bed in the next half hour no pissing about.

>>34368286
>couldn't even move mate
Being in a crowd so dense you can't even move is fun? Sounds absolutely terrifying, frankly.

lads how come when i misspell a word chrome suggests a wrong word to replace it but then when i google the misspelled word it gives me the right spelling? wtf chrome is owned by google

https://youtu.be/9BKcjBaKRkk?t=485

>haven't taken any jews out
>j-j-j-jews j-j-jews

what did she mean by this? is Kay a nazi?

>>34368316
No idea why I went frenchponce there.
>>34368363
It was pretty jarring, and I've been to t-in the park several times (when it was good). I'm just glad I wasn't pinging at the show like my mate was.

>>34368197
>pet sounds inspired the beatles' use of unorthodox instruments

no it didn't?! their use of the sitar and backwards recording and weird speaker combos, came from the revolver era and had no link to the beach boys. wtf

LIMMY LIVE SCOTLAND DAFT MAN

https://youtu.be/OB6lf7VzSjM

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ran avg for a whole computer scan for the first time in a while

>ten threats found

oops

>>34368497
>overwatch
the fucking melt can't even finish bloodborne.

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>>34368497
>git gud limmy, finish Bloodborne you absolute fucking weapon.

>>34368549
very cute post, I want to suck your girlpenis

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clIjgSPRSqY

>>34367920
>implying that your're not the same guy that spams "film night elite" posts which we all know are bullshit, prove it faggot. How about you stop being a little bitch and give me your address so I can stomp your 5'2" pathetically tiny arse into the ground.

But you won't because you're a tiny little bitch who can barely summon the courage to post in here. Because that is on the only way you can feel big. How fucking pathetic.

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Lads whats your stance on lying on my CV?

I've been a neet for 2 years but I'm ready to get back to work now, i'm applying for low wage admin jobs anyway and never had my references checked in the past. Planning to add fillers and overextend my previous jobs, from like 3 months to 9.

How bad could the consequences be? Even on The Apprentice the contestants lie on their CV and i'm just a nobody.

Let me know boys.

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>>34368669
I'm not going to help but I will post more pictures of tasty pussy

>>34368669
I wouyldn't but I have a crippling fear of being found out

>>34368669
include this photo in your covering letter and say, looking forward to working with you, wink wink

>>34368549
Used to work at a crooked curry's where nobody gave a shit about what we were and weren't licensed to use in our virus removal service

>run revo uninstaller and do an advanced uninstall on any dodgy programs you find
>run adwcleaner
>run malwarebytes junkware removal tool
>run malwarebytes antimalware
>run HitmanPro
>run ccleaner and the ccleaner registry fix tool
Fixed literally every virus issue we ever encountered, thoroughly recommend

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>Thought I heard someone breaking in
>Grab my makeshift weapon and dash downstairs
>It was the fucking cat being a clumsy plonker