I have been told to lower my standards. I have been sexting with this BBW sweety, but I have second thoughts. What would you do robots?
>>34392108
nopethis cant be original
Fuck no. Even if I tried to, I'd end up projectile vomiting halfway through the act.
This goes beyond lowering your standards into actual self-hatred and self-destruction
Only if no one and I mean no one every finds out.
>>34392108
how low were your standards before if you lowered it to that? I feel bad for you
>>34392192
To tell you the truth, I am a wizard 30+, turned down by all escorts around here. This is my only option. She charges 70 quid per hour.....
>>34392249
Wait.
Hol up famalam.
A hambeast
>a fucking land whale
is making you
-hol up-
pay 70 Pound Sterling
($140)
to fuck her?
Dude, she should be paying you that. Get a onahole, cheaper and lasts longer.
That bitch looks like it died weeks ago and the bacteria feasting on her dead guts made her bloat.
>>34392249
Did you ever get those magical powers, OP.
Asking for a friend.
>>34392108
I wouldn't involve myself with the woman in the OP, no. She's too old and I'm iffy about that stuff on her skin. That said, I think fat girls are generally pretty hot and I have sex with them almost exclusively.
All of you you failed normie faggots saying no need to go the fuck back to fucking reddit. I'd bury my face in between those pock infested thighs like a starving african orphan at a buffet.
>>34392108
LONDON
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Hell no she looks contagious
>>34392182
Oh, perfect for us then =)
OP no don't do it, why won't the others take you?
Yes. Pussy attached to a landwhale is still pussy: it's pink, tight and warm. It would be over quickly and I'd never have to look at her again.
>>34393366
for the devils dubs I am going to give you guys the details. I am not baiting this is an escort....
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3041426
Another pic I got from her
Any interest for more?
Last one I got hope to see some interest....
Not worth it. I just don't see why it's such a massive deal you resort to blowing your load in there
>>34394356
I wonder if she lost weight if her pussy would still be so massive
>>34394422
Don't do it please. Try hitting on cougars instead. Just flat out tell them you are virgin. They love shit like that.
>>34394459
she is a very kind and positive person. Speaking to her feelsgood.jpg
I might get her without paying we have been chatting for quite some time now. Not met yet though....
>>34392108
>see those red spots on her
>looks like guttate psoriasis
>I have the same thing
Now I truly see how disgusting it looks, and how disgusting I must look..
I'm off to buy a rope now to hang myself. Thanks, Anon
>>34394542
If true then stream it, become the next prince of r9k
>>34394537
Anon if you think you can get past looks and enjoy yourself then by all means, but don't push yourself to do this out of some >tfw virgin
meme
>>34392108
Don't be like this guy.
>>34393749
hahaha, I hope some london gal fucks your brains out bro.