>girls can fart

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>>34409934
>girls can shit

>he doesn't find that arousing

>>34409934
>>34409983
Isn't it mind blowing that a cute girl can have something as disgusting as a butt? That she can have a dirty, fetid, stinking, disgusting asshole but you still want her to sit on your face.

>>34410061
>That she can have a dirty, fetid, stinking, disgusting asshole but you still want her to sit on your face.

No, I would not. I don't get people who are into ass stuff or anal. Then again, who am I to judge with my ss fetish

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>>34410061
DELET DIS RIGHT THIS INSTANTT

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>girls have sex with people that aren't me

>>34409934
i farted in class today
>years of holding in farts to keep quiet and out of sight of normies have led to me becoming somewhat unable of holding in farts
>accidentally farted
>say to some cunt "safety" as is the tradition in out country
>he freaks the fuck out
>a whole table is rushing to get away
>getting the attention of everyone
>everyone starts screaming and covering their mouths
>insisting that they can smell that even though they are far away
>crush walks in
>panic.gif
>i decide to blame it on the most autistic kid i can find
>this freak called louie will do
>"aww jesus christ louie! do you eat tear gas or something"
>he says he didn't do it
>kids a freak so no one belives him
>all according to plan
>some cunt says "you literally just said safety" fucking brutus
>everyone starts blaming me
>i decide im gonna play it cool
>sit down
>h-heh heh it was worth a t-try ha ha r-right guys ha
>no one laughs
>teacher gets involved
>"anon you are in higher education you should by now be able to control your bottom"
>while she said this everyone was silent
>they all know
>feels badman
shit like this happens soo much its a miracle i havent killed myself yet

>>34411637
they all probably went home and farted on their dogs anyway, in a week it will probably be forgotten.

>>34409934
a girl once accused me of farting when she did and they all believed her. i didn't know it was her that did it at the time but we ended up being close and she told me.

>Girlfriend has really loud farts.
She farts so loud in her sleep that it wakes me up.

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>>34410463
>most girls have had sex with multiple guys by my age
>some have kids already

>I'm still a KHHV