>GREENTEXT STORIES GENERAL >Be me on Halloween 16 >Dress

>>34440179
>Hey everybody it's Cancerboy!
>pours vodka down trach tube

>>34440179
>cwcswt dressed as bat chair
>look at her in the eyes and tell her she should have dressed up as Profs. X instea
>Her mom just glares at me as if I cussed her out
>the sleeper awakens
>Ka Ha Ha Ha Ka Ka Ka Ka Ha Ha she crackles
>everybody staring at me
>Flap my wings to try to get away
>only just relise the church party is at my house
>...
>...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34440281
> Typical bat migration patterns

File: 1485100727252.jpg (54KB, 515x768px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 515x768px

>>34440179
please be my bf

originaru

>>34440179
>be me
>have 60 cumjars in my bed
>then the purple fairy of the long soggy smegma came into my secret bumbum
>then after eating all the good cumcreme a giant dildo looking fist came into the hideout
>after that the fucking nigger known as lenis punched me in the urethra
>Then the fairy came to me and told me
>if you dont reply to this your mother dies in her sleep
>All inmunities are nullified

>>34440179
>>34440281
true story
really