Tell me your favorite short joke, anon.

>>34471799
A guy walks under a bar. Because he's short.

a robot's life lol

>>34471799
You.

Your mom.

etc.

Two guys are arguing. Things get out of hand and one of them ends up calling the other an 'inbred son of a bitch,' to which the other replies, "Hey! You leave my wife out of this!"

>>34471799
Why are most drummer jokes two-liners?
To make it too hard for them to understand.

*knock, knock*

>Who's there?

Meg White's most complex drum beat.

What happens when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
[SPOILER] [SPOILER]

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>>34471997
Heh.

>>34471860
>>34471862
Low effort. >>>/out/
>>34471884
I don't get this one. Explain?
>>34472009

>>34471799

Sure. My cock.

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Two Grandma went bilberry. The second does not fit all.

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>>34471799
robot sees a guy walking down the street wearing a watermelon helmet and has an exposed onahole on his dick.
he goes to him and asks: "why the fuck are you wearing a water Mellon helmet and have a onahole on your exposed dick?"

the guy answers: "i do this every monday"

robot says: "but it's sunday today"

guy: "oh shit, how embarrassing"

What does a homosexual horse eat?
>heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy

What does a nosey pepper do?
>gets jalapeno business

>*Ring ring*
>Hello boris speaking
>"Boris who?"
>who is this?
>"knock knock"
>whos there?
>"boris"
>but i'm boris
>"knock knock"
>uhh.. who's there?
>"boris"
>um.. boris who?
>"boris but i'm boris"
>but that isn't funny, who is this?
>"ring ring"
>what?
>"Hello boris speaking"
>excuse me sir but if you have nothing to-
>"Who is this?"
>uh is this some kind of joke?
>"how tall are you?"
>um I'm 6'1
>"lol what a short little bitch boy" *hangs up phone*

>>34471799
What did the pony say to the doctor?
"I'm a little horse"

What kind of bee produces milk?
A boobie....

Men under 6'

>>34471799
dwarf shortage.