What's the most wildest, impossible to achieve dream

>>34471707
none
because I take the 'im' ('I am', my preconceived notions of what can realistically happen) out of 'impossible'
anything is POSSIBLE, that doesn't mean you control it. everything could be brilliant and roses tomorrow or it could take ten years. up to you to increase your chances. :3

Be a rich neet

>>34471707
Living in a snowy, very small mountain village in a comfy cabin with a clear, starry sky above me.

becoming god himself

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>>34471707
being eaten by a cute gril

>>34471707

I want to roleplay shootouts with Stacy.

Being truly happy. I want to be able to walk around and feel content with being alive because my life is going pretty well. I'm tired of only being happy for fleeting moments before I'm dragged back down by reality. I'm just so tired of feeling empty.

>>34471707
Become some galactic emperor and rule over earth in a giant spaceship sending down highly advanced soliders to genocide minorities

For my body to stop being a fucking saliva machine. I can't even talk with people anymore.

>>34471707
Getting a gf

ogiginal psost

meet a genie and become god-king of earth

I want to be an incredibly successful writer, bigger than J.K. Rowling, with a crazy lifestyle full of adventures in a big, metropolitan city. I want a core group of really good friends and an anime style harem of attractive women fighting over me, while I pretend to be blissfully ignorant of their conflict. In the end when i'm older and the big story arcs are done, I'll marry the main girl and move to a rural countryside where I'll live a quiet life with the love of my life. I'll keep writing books, eventually winning a nobel prize for literature, and create a new metaphysical model of reality that will guide humanity for centuries to come.

But honestly, I just want to live off of what I write. That's my true dream. The fantasy I just described is too unrealistic to ever become real. Also, I want to rule the world, but I doubt I can do both at the same time.

One dream is to become an Olympic or Commonwealth judoka. I am too old for this to be possible, if it ever was. It sucks how kids just don't know how important it is to grind something from about seven years old until adulthood for it to be worth anything.

Other than that, I'd like to be a cult leader. Conceivable, but unlikely.

Finally, being a serial killer or a god.

>>34471707
I want to live like Diogenes.

i dont want much just a 6/10 gf 20k a year and im good.

>>34471707
>impossible
To be wanted by women

>>34471707
it's a tie between fucking my oneitis and racially pure europe

Having a petite qt to cuddle with. Why live?

For everyone to just obey me. I would love to be Kilgrave so much. I'd probably be quite similar too, in the end. Perhaps everyone would.

>>34471847
Blue pilled as fuck. Just about anything is possible but changing your own biology that actually determines who you are on the inside is just about impossible.

to eliminate humanity and sterilize the earth. not. one. human. left.

>>34471707
Becoming a famous rapper or youtuber. I'm extremely fucking good at playing videogames. And lyrically speaking, I have the talent to write really good bars.

But I'm ugly for starters and social anxiety. I'd never be able to use a face cam or anything like that, so I know I would never want to be famous. Plus I wouldn't want to deal with people trying to DDOS me or SWAT me 24/7,

As far as being a famous rapper goes, I don't know if I could handle people in the spotlight 24/7. People constantly wanting to fight you or rob you just because you made it. Plus I'd have to perform in front of crowds and do shows and I know for a fact that I probably wouldn't be able to handle doing that. I can't even go to a party with like 100 people I don't know...nonetheless actually perform in front of a fucking crowd. I used to get fucking chills and almost shit my pants anytime the teacher asked me to read for the class or I had to do a presentation in front of my class. So I guess I'm just destined to be a lame loser forever. At least I have you guys r-r-right?

>>34471940
i think you would regret that when you die painfully in stomach acid

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have a faithful loving wife, who is also my best friend, who is my life partner, who i'll have a happy family with


just looking at divorce statistics makes me depressed.

>>34473170
the good ol "from addict to supplier" scheme

i wanna make a videogame that people actually buy ^^

might actually achieve that this year, then i am back to having no goals.
maybe i should self sabotage?

>>34473319
If you can potentially make money from it than you should do it. Unless you already have a job or school than in that case don't fuck that up but if you're just a piece of shit NEET, then you might as well at least attempt to try it.

Becoming pro DotA 2 player

Honestly most of my dreams and goals are realistic and down to earth.
it's silly to make things you know are impossible to get a goal.

Wild but theoretically not impossible, the mass and entire genocide of blacks and the semitic peoples

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>>34471707
Finding a soulmate gf (female) or gf (male). Not gonna happen.

I want to create my own television drama

Become a omnipotent anime god that can travel to all anime universes

>>34471707
SETTING UP ROBOT HOUSE

>>34471707

kill all niggers, towel heads, spics, fags, kikes and chinks and make the west white again

>>34473565
Looked at this picture and hallucinated the water in motion desu

>>34472909
Hey man that's easy though

You just have to have a strong will and mindset

>>34471707
finding a girl i love and also loves me back and then getting her pregnant

To have a steady supply of vatgrown sexslaves from the nearest kaminoan cloning facility

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Statistically, my perfect soulmate gf exists somewhere in the universe. I want to have interstellar travel and meet her.

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>>34471707
to marry my waifu

>>34471707
Becoming a starting shooting guard in the nba and making people realize i wasnt worthless

Have to settle for being a lawyer i guess

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Being in a meaningful LTR with my oneitis. For a more fantastical one it's being some sort of cyberpunk future cop and being with my oneitis

I want the ability to make my dick grow at will. I want to make it grow as big as buildings, countries, worlds, and consume the universe with my dick. Then cum everywhere.

>>34471707
To be happy to be alive and not worry

>>34471707
be successful at literally anything other than playing videogames

Make atleast 1 song that normies like

>>34471707
Being the first latino to mars, I still have faith in it

my fantasies and dreams used to be quite varied but really they've all narrowed down to one small thing:

have infinite money

>>34471707
>Make video game(s)
>Get them on Steam
>Assuming they sell decently, I will have a source of income
>Either make more games to increase/secure income, or focus on other aspects of my life as my wealth slowly grows
>Hopefully in a few years I can buy myself a house
>Live the rest of my days happy and alone
It's not entirely impossible, but I'm gonna have to work really fucking hard to make this a reality so it might as well be.

>>34473064
Killgrave was tactically retarded, and lazy to boot. You could get so much shit done with a power like that.

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>>34471707
To become a normalfag

I'm not a bad man, I'm a mad man
With a bad plan
To kill as many normies as I can
Come and join me on my quest
Or I'll shoot you in the chest
Because I am the best
With a bullet proof best
And the rest
Can come on 4chan
Hate on Chads as much as they can
And post the tales of the supreme gentleman

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Living alone in the woods, hunting and planting my own food, near an small town where everyone knows everyone

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>>34471707

getting someone to Iove me

>>34471707
My dream is to work with the human DNA and create a new type of "super human", their best charasterictis is their adaptability to extreme climatic conditions.

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I wanna grow weed but my parents would never allow it.
Too much of a loser to move out. Just end me.

>>34471869
>>34473588
>>34478684

We should make our own self-sustained robot village somewhere in the mountains.

Getting a GF
Having sex

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>be 15
>Get captured by African drug lords and given a small platoon of child soldiers
>Gradually increase the numbers of my small militia and capture every village in the vicinity
>Manage to capture high profile targets and ransom them for millions of shekels
>Fund my small army and quickly become an extremely well trained army
>Spread and conquer for the next 5 years and become a nation wide threat
>Eventually create a totalitarian government to rule the African people
>Rape, slaughter and pillage through the middle East and obliterate Saudi Arabia
>Become god emperor of Africa and the shithole middle East
>Unite them both and become a global superpower

I have very autistic daydreams. I often pace around a room thinking about this, adding new details and creating various scenarios. I do this often and obsess over it. What's wrong with me?

Having a girl like me and losing my virginity. I'm 28 with money, my own car and place a dog still nothing. I'm not even fat. Just ugly and boring.

>>34479873
and a place and still nothing *

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Any of the several fantasy worlds I have.
>becoming the president of my country and making it a first world power
>have my mind transferred to the body of a cute young girl and then become the loving wife of a wizard/weeb/hikikomori
>wake up in the world where the perfect country full of detail which i created in my mind exists
>have my ideal neet life of owning piles and piles of cash in rural PA

>>34471707
To be a doctor. But I couldn't even handle college for more than a year. This is why I'm going to kill myself despite probably not even being clinically depressed.

Be one of the best bioengineers in the world and be part of the start of transhumanist renaissance.
(Basically Deus Ex + Utopia)
Or you know.. superpowers. Or existing in a different reality that is far more cool than this one.

>>34479868
why would they capture some random 15-year-old autist in order to give a position of command?

>>34480285
I left out that they were training several kidnapped western teenagers to lead small bands of child soldiers so they wouldn't have to use they're own men. Basically after 2 months of this boot camp we would be brainwashed because of phycological torture and would lead the children with no hesitation. They could also use us as a random if necessary.

Probably working as a customs official

I was there for the interview the second time last week and I think I fucked up majorly

I just wan't a job, but I also want one that is a bit higher up

Am I too demanding? Probably

>>34474919
I'm too much of a coward to go for it.

>>34471707
Finding a virgin female.

I have a better chance of winning a unicorn in the lottery.

>>34480648
And I should add that my state has no lottery.

>>34479873

What do you do for work that allowed you to move out of your parents?

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>>34479784
That would be fucking great

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To be able to live in a single clean room somewhere that rains almost everyday. Not have to interact with anyone or work and just sit on the internet all day and go out and get 711, pizza or fast food occasionally

>>34480744
I work at a rental car company, which is pretty pathetic by combined with my good spending habits, allows me to live by myself and have a few bucks left every month so save for a trip or buy a few video games or whatever.

>>34471707
being in a happy and healthy long term relationship

make robots that replace workers, then become a communist dictator

>>34471707
All of my sexual fantasies

>>34473170
rap battle rn

It's more of a fantasy than an ambition, but I want to be the immortal leader of a small colony on an alien planet, and lead this colony through generations of hardship and strife and adventure, eventually conquering the surrounding planetary civilizations and developing a utopian intergalactic empire, and then grooming my immortal son to succeed me after I grow weary of living.

My ex realizing how abusive she was and us getting back together

Become absolute ruler of my country, conquer world after a dozen years, then establish a global utopia/dystopia.

I really, really want to be a girl

>>34471707
Become a big film director and make the first movie filmed entirely in space

Getting a young gf who is in love with me and has similar tastes.

>>34471707
Program a voice recognition and voice synth A. I. companion, like a Furby for my grown self.

I'd like to start by having characters in a video game say interesting shit like Team Fortress 2 then step it up to full on conversations without needing to simply respond to things like kills, ammo and attack/retreat/side to side movements. I don't think I could pioneer voice recognition and voice synth, but once other people have I'd like to use their A. P. I.s. But if I can get a computer to have a conversation with me just using text that would be cool.

I also think it would be cool to have a program look stuff up on the internet and incorporate that into what it says. And if I can do that I could get the program to generate 4chan boards without all the cancer, trap/sissy shit, and overall just good quality, high content posts.

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Fighting in the eastern front as a Wehrmacht soldier

>>34472954
Same, bro
Oreganoli

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>>34471707
I want to live in Equestria. I'm so tired of humanity.

>>34484303
So your dream is to be stomped to death by a russian horde?

Travel to US/Europe (Poland/Russia...)

Be part of the establishment and cause wars for shits and giggles.

Going on an epic space adventure with a few cool bros. Exploring distant and forgotten worlds. Some worlds are destroyed by war. Some are teeming with life in the form of a jungle. In some days after landing on a distant planet i would stare up into the sky and see the stars above just like i sometimes would in my normal life. Then i would once again realize that i can actually go there.

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>>34471707
Live in Tokyo, making money as a programmer and using my gaijin charm to have my way with underaged asian girls. Desu.

>wildest
Becoming a famous musician, touring and having my music on many AOTY lists.
>Why it's impossible
I'm 21 and can barely play guitar.

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One of my wildest dreams is to rape rihanna and drown her in a pool of my cum!

>>34485185
This is truly the dream

Be an immortal overpowered wanderer. I read too many amateur japanese stories where the main character runs around another world doing his thing with the stuff. I don't want a harem, I just want to wander and be overpowered just in case I have to humble someone or deliver my own personal brand of justice. Something about that is extremely attractive to me. A nomadic, yet comfortable lifestyle.

And I'd have a sword because fuck you.

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>>34485299
how would your music be an anime of the year

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>>34485850
>And I'd have a sword because fuck you.

To have a loving wife and raise a beautiful family with her.

>>34471707
To perform autofellatio while on a train and at the same time eat pineapple pizza while shitting myself while playing No mans sky with an Oculus rift

To run away and never come back.
Honestly.

>>34486454
That doesn't seem impossible at all. I don't know your circumstances though. For all I know you could be a weirdo with no skills that can earn you the bare amount of money to sustain an independent life. And while I type this I realize that this could apply to half this board and now I begin to understand that it could indeed be impossible for you. Well, that was a rollercoaster of emotions. Good luck... I guess.

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To fly.
Just to fly.

>>34471707
Uniting Africa as a country and achieve first world status curing aids be revered as a God by Africans

>>34471991
Are you me
Why do we all feel this way

>>34486829
What if he's paralyzed?

Last night I had a nightmare I was in a submarine exploring the deepest parts of the ocean and I discovered a cave full of giant carved stone heads, it was highly upsetting. I woke up in a cold sweat and played with my girlfriend's nipples for a while to take my mind off it.

>>34485874
Album not anime

To take a shower with 10 fat assed black women who won't leave until they've all been fucked.

>>34487884
I feel like that's not completely unrealistic

>>34471875
I'll top this.
I want to delete existence itself.

>>34487912
You're implying I have the cash to pay 10 hookers to fuck me at the same time, and that I have the stamina to not cum like 4 times in the single hour I have with them

Pilot a jet fighter in the Air Force. The worst part is that I worked most of my life and was a year away from gaining a slot. Then they kicked me out after a year and a half on a medical dq. It'll always haunt me just how close I came to getting my dream.

>>34472954
This is pretty much me

>tfw not even that is possible

>>34472581
fuck me man what a post thats some real shit

Growing wings and flying wherever I so choose..

>>34485185
That sounds perfect.
I want this dream.

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>Fly around with no need to stop for eating or drinking, or using restroom.
>While flying to talk with anyone I want and enjoy no responsibility.
>Make a constant six figure income for decades.
>Caring and sweet family.
>Society to not be austistic.
>A girl who could hug me and snuggle with me and make me feel like life isnt terrible.
>Gain enough courage to do more things.
>Have a higher IQ (im already above average but it would be to show off)

>Normies to not think they know what a meme is.
>No more normies with our memes.
>Normies stop being retarded, cliche, and annoying.
>Have more motivation to do things and do things when I want to.

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That I retained my progress in school and studies and ended up the richest man in the world. Or being the best BBall player ever.

date rose

anyone else?

>To build my perfect gaming PC
>To have my perfect collection of videogames, consoles, and related
>To have my own game developing company and create industry-changing pieces of software and eventually, hardware
>To become a famous vocalist for any band in any rock/metal/punk sub-genre
>To become an airforce pilot/engineer
>To become a nuclear physician
>To write best-selling books
>To write/direct hit movies
>To paint/draw beautiful works
>To live in the US
>To kill myself
>For her to love me as i love her

>>34480414
reminds me of a lot of the daydreams I have, it's an addiction that I find more entertaining than videogames.

I want to live forever, despite hating life.

>>34471707
That I'll stop wasting my time on drugs and alcohol, and instead I'll spend my time improving myself through reading, traveling and exercise.

Go back in time and unmake myself.

>>34471991
>>34487812
This is /r9k/ in a nutshell. No one outside this board understands the emptiness.

buy 4chan and delete every board except /b/ and /pol/

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Become the king of France after Marine Le Pen reinstates the monarchy due to a surprise finding of me being the closest living descendant of the last monarchs even though I live in America.

That's the wildest. Next in line is becoming a successful author.

I want to become the greatest fighter that ever lived.

I'm 20yo and haven't had an amateur fight yet. BUT idgaf I love martial arts and it's the only thing keeping me sane and alive so I'm just going to keep doing it not giving a fuck where ever it takes me.