>Tfw have a small penis fetish Was I literally made to

>>34472729
4 inch penis reporting in

>>34472729
Do you also have a fetish for cowardly failures at life who struggle to find a purpose to live?
You may have just won the lotto, OP.

>>34472729
please tell me you're a really cute boy and not a girl please. I would bet I have the smallest dick on r9k.

>>34472768
No but I'm sorta in the same situation so atleast I can relate?
>>34472738
Cute.

>>34472814
How big are you? 3.9 inches here.

>>34472814
Am boy, am cute, not very fem though.

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>>34472835
barely 4 inches hard and very thin

pic is soft

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>>34472869
and this pic is hard

>>34472869
Jesus fuck, shave down there gross motherfucker

>>34472869
You should shave it, it would look cuter

Where at?

>>34472892
New Jersey.. idk about shaving it, that's just TOO gay for me. Like, gayer than sucking dick. I can't take that kind of a step..

>>34472916
>idk about shaving it, that's just TOO gay for me

You don't belong here

>>34472916
at least sculpt that shit or something nigga, get rid of all that excess hair on your legs, maybe trim a little. baby step that shit.

>>34472916
Jesus. Literally every guy shaves his crotch these days. It hasn't been a gay thing since 1996.

>>34472916
Damn, no one's ever in MD I hate this state.

If it makes the idea more comfortable to you, know that most women prefer it shaven down there, especially for blowjobs. Atleast trimmed like I do

>>34472980
I don't care if it's a meme, I've sucked tranny dick and that's still too gay for me. Not a chance in hell. I like fem guys, but I'm not one.

>>34472729
You like losers, many females are into this, the ones that like to have control of the relationship, you know, the guy is insecure and easily manipulable through shaming.

>>34473004
Nigga some of my best friends are fucking ripped and even they shave their shit.

Shaving is just hygienic. 80% of girls I've asked say they think pubes are gross.

>>34472729
I'm 21 years old and I have the penis of a 12 year old boy not kidding. It never got thick, only slightly longer.

>3 inch

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How's my penis op

>>34473071
State?

Oriorioriorigeno

>>34473097
Europe but you're welcome to fly over and take my virginity desu

>>34473071
I don't believe you at all. Stop making shit up.

>>34473223
I'm not lying bro.

It's like >>34472874
Except the head is not nearly that big and it's like an inch or so shorter.
>literally a 12 yo dick

>>34473326
Then post a pic.

>>34473646
I don't post pics of my genitals for internet strangers.
And it would probably be flagged for CP.

>>34473655
Then you're lying to get off. Fuck off.

>>34473684
Get off on what. On my miniscule underdeveloped dick? Damn son.

>>34473704
No. you're lying about how small your dick is to people online because it's essentially roleplay and turns you on. Stop.

>>34473731
No it doesn't turn me on I feel like shit for having a babydick. I'm just saying what I got.

>>34473750
If you were ashamed, you wouldn't tell people in an obvious SPH thread.

>>34472850
am cute? show pls

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>>34472916
I live in NJ too. You are pathetic. Pic related.

>>34473786
Well on here everyone is anonymous and nobody knows who I am personally so I can say that.

>>34473788
I'm too scared to post my face

I have a fat guy fetish, so I feel ya

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>>34472729

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS:

it's NOT a small penis 'fetish' at all. it's simply a SMALL little penis.

Obviously, you have no idea what the definition of FETISH is.
Being overwhelmed with a Morbid Phobia of having a woman laugh at your tiny little penis is NOT a fetish.

So I guess it's safe to assume you have a small penis AND your uneducated ?

>>34474523
The fetish us the other person having the small penis

>>34474414
You have a 'fat guy fetish'....

So...
you actually thought that idiot was saying he has a legitimate FETISH because he has a tiny little penis, like the one your fat legs?...

He's obviously trying to say that he has a PHOBIA, but little Lord Fauntleroy, who sits in front of the obsolete computer his mommy purchased for him is SO STUPID, he actually survived all these years without managing to learn the difference between a FETISH and a PHOBIA...

weird

>>34474574

I WASNT ASKING....

I WAS TELLING...

AGAIN:

YOUVE GOT A TINY LITTLE DICK.

>>34474660
>>34474693
Anon, I...I think you're retarded

>>34474740
No, you are retarded. Not me. You.

>>34474414
How fat? Nothing wrong with chubby.

Obese neck rolls thigh fat tier is fucking disgusting

>>34474574

By the way... A 'fetish' is invariably ALWAYS just a simple distraction technique...

A person with an alleged FETISH is simply trying to mask their LACK OF SEXUALITY. the way they try to hide their asexuality by pretending they are 'sexually elite', as if they are in an upper echelon of sexuality...

HINT: if people with fetishes were into sex, they'd be having sex, not drinking champagne from a god damn stilleto, or being spanked onstage while they wear black plastic clothing...

Or going online to tell other men about a preference for other men's genitalia...