Guys I'm in a nightclub what do i do? Guide me r9k.

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>>34473149
go to the bar and ask a girl if you can buy her a drink

>>34473149
get really drunk and move your body to the music

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> goes to night club.
> decided to post in mongolian frog totem shrine.

BREHHH.

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Fuck I remember when I visited a club for the first time. Some coworkers took me with them, I didn't wanna go but I was drunk. I also didn't really know what people do in a club and when everyone suddently started to dance I knew this is hell.
I went to an other hall and drank some beers until they found be hours later, they thought I had a good time alone with some girls but I was just a beta faggot.

>>34473149

Ask the drunkest sluttiest girl if she wants to watch you jerk off in the night club toilet

It's the 5 minute get laid trick, if she says yes just ask it to progress from there. If not ask another girl

>>34473149
you should get the fuck off my board

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>>34473177
Lone girl spotted. Prepare for self destruction

posting in a legendary thread

include me in the screencap

>>34473736
her bf is probably just in the bathroom shiiiiiit

tell her your name is elliot rodger OP.

>>34473736
Her boyfriends probably in the bathroom.
God speed OP.

>>34473736

If you want to get laid do what I said faggot >>34473428

>>34473747
>>34473772
"Nah I'm good"
She was nice though
Continue?

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You know what must be done.

Kek wills it

>>34473804
go to the bar and order some crisps then take them to the dancefloor and offer them to strangers like 'want a crisp mate?'

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>>34473824
Shit chips here, I'll try cheese n onions

>>34473948
Yeah, that'll work.
Now go share the love and post results.

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>>34473824
No change, abort mission

>>34473736
Congirmed for bf. Bartender

>>34473179
Dance time

>>34473948
Christ lad, don't tell me you're actually going to do this.

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>>34473428
Bros all the girls are in packs. This may be a challenge

>>34474111
>>34474233
It's ok my dude, go impress them with your trips and dubs

>>34474233
this is good, find a weapon and take out as many of them as you can. do Elliot proud, my son.

Drink until you can dance confidently. Wait until a girl comes close then grind on her.

>>34473149
Grab a gun OP

>>34474233
Wait a second, are they sitting on the floor?

Grind on chicks

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>>34474280
This. You will only end up crying to point of exhaustion. Make it happen anon.

>>34474346
Yup, outside smoking area. Only place I can hear shit

>>34474280
>>34474306
>>34474398
new thread theme song

https://clyp.it/ebqzrxzs

get on the fuckin garrys and get right in lad

why are clubs so normie and boring

>>34474519
What would you suggest nightclubs start doing?

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Triple threat spotted. Approach y/n?

>>34474672
Go for it, it's ORIGINAL REEEEEE

>>34474672
go up and say
>okay if I were to give one of you three a crowbar which one of you would kill the other two

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>>34474707
Too late, chad got em

>>34474768
Chad works fast in an original way

>>34474672
>>34474768

It's like watching a field journey into an unknown world. Is this really what clubs are like? Just a speedpickup service for roasties and chads? Like is this a typical weekend for normies. Go in alone and don't come out unless you fished some roastbeef?

It amazes me people stoop down to this level. Western society really was an absolute mistake and I can't wait for the day Sharia law is instilled and bans these barbaric practices.

>>34474824
lol theres no way this isnt bait

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>>34474824
It was so quick I suspect he may have previous experience with them

So many chads tho

>>34474824
fox and the grapes huh?
mate come to the realization that not everyone is going to get a gf/wife
after this clicked for me, everything was better

>>34474509
What's a garrys?

>>34474378
It's like they all have boyfriends with them mang

>>34474292
Will try, but predict failure

It doesn't seem fun at all
Are you alone in here, OP ?

>>34475000
Yeah, met with some friends but long gone

>>34475051
I wish you luck

I'm blessed with trips >>34475000 thanks Kek

I get dragged out to these festering shitholes once a month or so

I'm autistic as fuck, I DON'T dance. Not I can't dance, I DON'T dance, yet people can't understand that and even when I hide in a corner people grab me and try and get me dancing then I have a stage II sperg out and end up sometimes literally running away.

I always make a point of "losing" the people I go out with before this happens so they think I'm a norman who just gets #wild when I go out but I'm actually a pathetic sperg.

>>34475121
Yeah, dancing is HARD

Guys I have made no female conversation since bartender girl. The music is so loud, dance is the only communication. Should I exit club and try my luck outside?

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Start shooting idiot where's your rifle? Did you even setup a firebomb?? How do you shoot up a nightclub and NOT kill anyone you loser.

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No better time to show off your collection rare pepes. It will break the ice

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>>34475264
Ripperoni restaroni

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Literal sausagefest. Hope wearing thin