I'm just gonna get drunk off my ass, walk into a field where it would take AT LEAST 6 hours to find me, and shoot up all the insulin I can to die.
Fool proof enough?
>>34575001
idk man
mayb the insulin makes you black out before you put enough into you?
also pls dont sucide
>>34575024
idk dude I'm just gonna go for it I used to have the whole terrified of being brain dead thing but fuck it it should work
can we make this a fun thread for someone finally feeling happy that he sees a way out?
>>34575024
That's not how insulin works, that's not how any fucking injection works.
How the fuck can something take effect before you manage to finish pushing the plunger
>>34575336
i imagine there is only a certain amount of space in a syringe?
i dont know how much insulin will kill you
>>34575001
U gonna have an insulin attack.
Before you give your last breath, you gonna suffer.
I guess you can try it and see if it works. If it doesn't you can just try again another time
>>34575336
don't blame the guy, hes just trying to be nice. This is not a hostility thread.
Its my dads anyways so I hardly have any idea myself. But
>>34575361
is honestly right. I'm probably gonna inject syringe after syringe until the bottle is gone or its already made me lose motor functions.
>he thinks you can die from too much insulin
You obviously aren't a type one diabetic.
As soon as your blood sugar dips below fifty, you are going to start sprinting to the nearest home, break a window to get in, and start chugging grape juice and squirting honey down your throat.
You know how hard it is to OD on insulin?
You would have to be an old-timey Buddhist monk who had studied self discipline in the face of death for decades.
Insulin overdose takes way too long for you to let it happen, you ahve too much time to think about it while you're dying, so you're lizard-brain will take over and power your body to the closest food source.
And if you're in a corn field, I guarenfuckingtee you you will eat raw ass hard corn if you dip below 50.
You are gonna have a bad fucking time.
>>34575001
Didn't work out so well for Sonny Von Bulow. She ended up in a coma for 30 years.
why not get really drunk outside and freeze to death?
>>34575420
>>34575336
I'm type 1 diabetic, if it's the same insulin that I have used, novalog, humalog,or any other log it will take about 30 mins to take effect.
If your body reacts to insulin the same way mine does, which I'm not sure it will as your pancreas might have some glucagon saved up to counteract the insulin, it would take about 10 units (mg/dl I think) to knock you out.
I'd say 2 full syringes at 50 units each would pretty likely kill you