Worst thing you've done?

>>34663068

In 7th grade I groped a girl in class I was ridiculously horny, like way unusually horny. I don't know if it was hormones out of control or what but I wound up going to juvie, didn't get expelled from school though. I've never done anything like that since and don't want to. I regret it very much and lost all my friends in middle school and never made any new ones since. Word about it went around school so all the girls were aware of what I've done so naturally they all avoided me like the plague. I'm a KHV cause of one stupid thing I did when I was 12. It doesn't matter if I do anything bad ever again no girl will give me a chance knowing about that. Where I live people are really strict about this stuff so if you fuck up even once sexually it's all over for life. I get smiles and whatnot from girls nowadays but I can't bring myself to pursue any of them cause I just assume it's out of pity and they don't actually like me. They only try to be nice to me cause I've managed to stay out of trouble since but I don't want it cause I know it's not genuine. I conditioned myself to no longer desire relationships anymore and I'm no longer depressed but I'll never recover a social life.

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I won't comfort my mother when she's sad. I don't know how to, I'm starved of interaction and bonds with people, I wouldn't know where to begin.
Deep inside I'm guilty, but I go back to what I'm doing or even get annoyed by her presence

I once blinded and cut off the fins of a fish and released it. I pray for forgiveness every time I remember, what the fuck was I thinking...

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I dont tell my dad my mom is cheating on him. Im afraid if I make them split up I will lose my NEET bux. My dad is the nicest person I know. Im sorry dad.

>>34663068
What did you do OP?
I imagine the most serious stuff won't get posted in this thread because it's illegal

>>34664003
You shouldn't enable roasties anon, haven't you learned anything from here?

Cheated on wife with random Grindr faggot. She forgave me. God, I lover.

>>34663582
It never happened if you don't talk about it

>>34664260
My record is still available. I can't expunge it yet. Not to mention pretty much everyone in town knows already.

>>34663068
>What is the worst thing you've ever done?
cheated on my first gf
>Do you feel bad about it?
yes the guilt still haunts me
>Would you do it again?
no

>>34663068
I once convinced my old high school football team to lock me and my friends in the locker room with a faggot maggot in the locker room.

I held him up with a knife whilst he was naked.

I stuck a knife handle in his asshole and accidently cut his thigh with the blade.

he was crying and begging for his life.

he was a asshole though so it was all fair.

It involved my lgf..s'all I'm saying?

I slashed a guy's tires because I got mad that he told me not to look at his bumper sticker. I was walking my dog, I saw he had some bumper stickers and started reading them, he yelled from the house window "stay away from my car!" so I went back that night and I slashed the tires.

Lgfs for everyone

>>34664003
You are fucking scum. Die.

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>>34664082
>>34664472

Im trying to pull my shit together rn senpai. Wtf do you think I should do after telling my dad? It doesnt help I have 5 brothers (2 still in school) and I dont want my family to fall apart and Im gonna be homeless.

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Threw a rock at an old womans head and hit her. Although it was an accident it still feels bad.

one time in reno i killed a man just to watch him die

>>34664443
I've rocking a semi anon go on..tell me
about your sister

>>34664443
>Sucked bros cock when I was 12 and HE WAS 2

2 years old...are you fucking retarded.

>>34664664
I think he meant that he was 12 also. Im hoping thats what he meant

>>34663068
I used to torture my dogs when I was an estranged teenager. If it makes you feel any better the one I was able to treat nicely and swore to never harm was taken when my mom died and my stepmom had a no pets policy.
I still regret chasing the pomeranian with a bat as a "game".
I didn't know what to feel when I had to beat a dog we got off of craigslist because drugs wouldn't work and she would itch her ears until they bled. We didn't have money for a vet, so I ended up making her fear me. I could not pet her or else her ears would act up and I would go from petting her to beating/strangling her until she calmed down. Ended up having mexicans put that one down.

I never told my mom I wanted pets, she got them because she thought I was lonely. It still hurts to think about.

Bullied a grill online for literally no reason, she really liked me and had a lot of shit going on but my friend and i bullied her and laughed about it

Got drunk and groped/ sucked my ex's dick when he was passed out in bed

Cheated on ex for a month (online but still, shitty)

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I gave a craigslist m4m guy a handjob in his car in a wal mart parking lot. He was 50+ and never even got hard all the way but still came in my hand.

Im married. She doesnt know.

I wanted to die.

I did other bad things as a kid. In our little collective of otherwise loner outcasts we still had kind of a hierarchy. We had a lot of tumult, like when one of us tried to leave to go be popular and have a gf. I was off and on kind of a dick to this one kid, who we will call Fred, who wore sweatpants to school and had a rat tail and was generally poor. But looking back, Fred was the nicest and kindest of us, the most genuine, and the bravest; despite getting picked on the most, he wouldnt change. And he was the most loyal friend I had out of our little group of KHVs.

Eventually, after a year of urging from us, he cut his hair and stopped wearing his comfy sweatpants.

I wish Id been better to him. He deserved much better, and I didnt deserve any of his friendship, yet he gave it anyways.

Pff, i'm 22 years old universitary dude who usually stole big mounts of money to my dad, mom and the MAID of my grandma, no need of it, just I want more. I cheated to al my gf, I stole a indoor to a friends brother, i assaulted a guy just for the adrenaline, i love to manipulate people, etc.. no regreats

>>34664780
Ah, the only thing i'm not proud is when i kill a cat becouse drunk and pissed with the world

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>>34663068
kissed a random girl at a party last night, even though I have a GF of 2 years. she's my first gf and until now, the only girl I ever kissed.

I was too scared to even talk to girls before I met her, so I never got to experience talking/flirting with girls or anything. So I wanted to experience it.

dead inside desu

went to ER / detox / psych ward on alcohol benders 3 times, once in 2014, 2015, and 2016

wasted parents' money on a year of law school only to drop out

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>What is the worst thing you've ever done?
Punched my ex-gf cause she cheated on my for the second time. Lost it and punched her in the face.

>Do you feel bad about it?
Kinda

>Would you do it again?
No cause tfw no gf

>>34664850
Im in the same boat though ive never touched another girl. Only girl Ive had a relationship with Im actually married to and now Im kind of able to flirt or at least talk to girls and now its torture.

I know theres no other girl who would accept my strangeness and flaws. My pervading introversion. But there is a barista at a coffee stand who is cute as _fuck_ and very based, shes married but we talk quite a bit. I love her smile and her laugh and shes super interesting.

If we were both single Id probably try to ask her out. But I cant. Fucking torture.

>>34664003
Tell him NOW. Fucking pathetic piece of shit at least do ONE thing in your life that's useful

>>34663068
I voted for the don trump

>>34665230
You are the worst piece of shit in this thread..

>>34664995
>tfw gave in to the first girl that showed you attention but now realize you could've done better

>>34665268
Yes let me taste your tears

>>34663582
>sexually assault a girl
>wtf nobody wants to sleep with me now
>wahhh wahhh im the victim :(((

>>34665275
>>34664995
this
>forever wondering if she's really the one

>forged my moms signature on my 3rd or 2nd grade school folder calendar
>hit a kid at the gym daycare with a plastic ring stacking pole

>>34665296
He was 12 years old you dumb faggot.

I ruined a birthday of a neighbor when I was about 11, I heard that his brother died when he was really young, and you know, I'm a asshole and then I pointed to the pool and said: "Hey, is this where your brother died". he then starts crying and the party gets ruined, the boy gets fucking savage and literally gets a piece of plank and smash my head with it, my face is totally fucking broken, that kid got really disturbed, and then I got home with my face covered in blood, It fucking hurted, I lost 2 teeths that day.

I kicked a dog and don't regret that, because it was being a huge faggot.

I have also stolen things and don't regret that either.

I accidentally stepped on the roommate's laptop only to shatter the screen. Why did they left on the floor next to the shoes? I don't really know. I blamed it on the cat because the cat is fat.

>>34664721
Oh yeah and when I was young, maybe 8 or 9, I was brought to my little brothers friends house

they had this little playhouse outside and for some reason when I was alone my little brother and I trashed it. We broke the windows, tipped shit over

Dont know why we did it and I still feel shitty about it

>>34665343
seems like you got what was coming to you
i wouldn't feel too bad about it though, you were only 11 and kids say a lot of dumb/insensitive shit without realizing it's not appropriate

I was playing basketball on the court in my neighborhood when I saw some guys up to no good. I got in one little fight and its scared my mom

>>34665443
or I was a fucking sociopath

>>34665339
oh right, now i empathize with him

cause never getting the sex you feel like you "deserve" or positive female attention at all is totally unreasonable in response to sexual assault

12 is more than old enough to know not to sexually assault someone.

One time in HS the power went out during a thunder storm so I hit the girl next too me really hard with a text book and she collapsed back into the gap between vending machines and no one realized she was there.

Everyone slowly made there way to the gym to wait for the power to come back and someone eventually heard her out in the hallway screaming for help because she couldn't see and didn't know where anyone had went. She thought she got locked in the building overnight.

>>34665493
holy fuck thats actually funny

>>34665275
>>34665299

Sort of, but what I have is still pretty good. Shes qt, likes doing what I like and living how I want to live. And she likes affection. And like I said, doesnt mind that Im a cyborg. Shit nigga, Ive peed in milk jugs before and gotten away with a warning. Most grills would lose their minds.

Would Joanna be better? Maybe not. She has no titties. I like titties. Shes also very new agey, which Im not. I dont think I could be with someone who wasnt a hardcore 2A advocate and I dont know if that girl is.

Its a grass is always greener sort of thing.

There was one other girl that I mightve got on with but I barely knew her and now she wants lots of kids where I only want one, MAYBE two.

So I think Im in the right situation. I just wish I couldve figured it out sooner. Its less wondering if I couldve done better, and more like just feeling frustrated that I have this new ability that I cant use.

The worst thing I've ever done involves a girl I got to know when 17 yo. She was 23 at the time. I think she had a bad childhood or sth (dont know tho) but she was a prostitute for some time (before I met her). She was generally open to things, so it wouldn't take long for me to realize that a) she would statisfy my fetish when really drunk and b) she fell in love with me quite fast. I used her like weekly and ignored her until the next weekend for about two years. In that time she became somewhat of an alcoholic. In a sad turn of events she moved to another city because she finally found a job. She was gone for over two years and when she finally moved back she had a baby with her and broken up with the father (I didn't know about despite being in contact via messages). Immediately after she moved back I just continued where we had stopped. Because of her kid we met at her place, I would get her drunk as fuck and sometimes she would even oversleep her kid in the morning. She started to study with the goal of getting a better job, but then her kid was taken away and she got even more depressed than she was before. I didn't care, I continued. She eventually after so many years figured out what the problem was.She is pregnant with a kid from another guy (we still met at the time she told me) and killed off all communication with me. I don't know how she is doing now.

tl;dr girl became an alcoholic and had her kid taken away from her because of me leading to depression until she realized I was the problem

>>34664003
holy shit you should write it on a note then fucking throw yourself off a building

>>34663068
spread nudes of the headteacher around in school

i only get sent them from the druggies in school so i pitched in

she got fired

What's the worst and most degenerate porn you've ever consumed robots?

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>>34665492
1-2-3intothe4

I befriended a guy in my class when I was 11 just so I could get with his twin sister, who I had a crush on. I don't remember how but someone told the guy what I was doing and he didn't want to be friends anymore. Was kinda sad too because the kid had awesome toys and was the only one in my class who liked halo as much as I did.

Don't really feel bad about it, it's a pretty shallow thing to do though

>>34665792
I'm pretty sure it's illegal

>>34665792
honeypot bread

>>34665792
loli guro yuri

>>34663068
When I was a kid, I was home alone with my dog and I beat the shit out of him. Not, full on, but I smacked him when he cried, I locked him behind a gate and punched him, I even smacked him on the head with a remote and he cried and walked away from me.
I couldn't tell you why I did it. Morbid curiosity? I honestly don't know, but I've never forgiven myself because I don't deserve it.
He got put down the other day and I miss him so much. He was the nicest dog and he loved me unconditionally no matter what. Even on that day. I'm a fucking piece of shit, even if for the 10 years I treat him as a friend.

>>34666081
I'm sure the dog forgives you anon

>>34666149
Part of me thinks so too. Part of me thinks he forgot, but I'll still never understand why I did it. I'm just glad I didn't do something serious. He didn't deserve it at all. He could've bit me anytime and he never did.

>>34663068
Long story short I dropped a mouse from around 3-4 feet, then drowned him by getting one of those dropper things and giving him a few drops of water every few seconds (took a few minutes). Then when he stopped twitching and responding I put him on a paper plate and dissected him for shits and giggles, then threw him in the trash when I was all done.


No I do not feel bad about it.


Dunno.

Told my only friend that I didn't give a fuck about them and that everything is more important than them. After that became a lifeless faggot for like 4 months after I've apologized.

>>34666202
Dogs really are the most beautiful creatures on earth.
Don't be sad, you'll make the dogs ghost sad too

>>34663068
I was a normal kid.
Once when I was 12 our main bully started beating out weak guy
I decided that it would be fun to hold weak guy while bully heats him
The weak guy got a concussion.
It was his 4th one.
I have no idea why have I done this.
From this moment I lost all my friends and the ability to communicate with ppl.

>>34663068
Cheated on my gf 6 times when I was traveling abroad. First time was a mistake and I was pretty drunk, but I couldn't tell her, and I just kinda figured fuck it and kept having fun. We've broken up since and she never found out, but the guilt still gets me.

Also, there's soooo much cheating when traveling abroad haha, hope none of you insecure losers have an SO abroad.

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>>34666476
Plz leave this board.

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I summoned the devil
There will be a happening at the superbowl tonight
Elliot Rodger will rise one last time

>>34666493
Nah I'd rather not oregano

>>34664003
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
fucking tell him, would you want your child to do the same if your significant other was cheating on you?

>>34666664
>THEM DIGITS
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>34666666
Obosrano

>>34663858
feed her your cock, she will be much happier

>>34664386
Based

What did the bumper stickers say? Bet he was for Trump? Good - he deserved it. I hate rural and suburban retards.

Threw rocks through windows at the old peoples home

>>34665492
There are sex offenders who've gone on to get married and be just fine you femifag. And I get positive female attention, I just don't want it anymore cause it's pity positivity. I have no problem being a virgin for life.

>>34667095
Fucking loser

>muh MGTOW

MGTOW = Men Gaying Their Old Willy's

>>34667095
Are there really sex offenders who get married?
Is there someone who looks at a pedo or a rapist and thinks "yeah I forgive this man enough to fucking marry him"

>>34667237
>I can't just Google it

https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=married+a+sex+offender

Ugh,
I've done a lot of mean stuff.
I used to get really drunk, and just wander around breaking shit.
I'd punch out windows, tear out mailboxes, slash tires, steal anything that would look cool in my room.
There this house covered in toilet paper, and I set all the tp on fire and ran.
I was a complete asshole to the only girl I've ever had sex with.
Bullied lots of kids.
Sold acid to unstable kids.
I feel pretty guilty famalam.

i beat my mom

>>34664780
>>34664849
I want to know what kind of second world shithole this psycho lives in, hahaha

I went apeshit over some small thing and pointed my brother with a shotgun and then I destroyed his laptop with the stock.

Harmed a partner. I feel badly about it mostly because I was doing like my Dad. I cheated on her and lied to her all the time too. Then I left her and broke her heart. I also maintained a parallel relationship in secret for half a decade.

I beat my neighbors dog with a baseball bat to the point where it's jaw was in 7 different areas, its ribs were sticking out of its skin, and it was rasping for air.
I then proceeded to piss on it, make myself vomit by sticking my hand down my throat.
All the neighbor did was mow his lawn at 7 in the morning.

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>this entire thread
>bad

Top kek kiddos, take some notes.

>stole a pack of Yu-Gi-Oh! cards from Target when I was a kid
>cheated in math class during middle school
>accidentally forgot to pay for a wooden paint stirrer from Home Depot, still haven't gone back to pay for it
>mis-judged whether I should hold the door for a guy earlier today, thought he would have to rush to the door, like me holding it for him would be imposing... turns out that the door closed on him
>neglected to offer a woman my coat the other night when she had to run out into the cold
>clocked in to work 8 minutes late the other day
>haven't returned a friend's phone call in a week
>inadvertently left some refuse in an apartment I rented after I had moved out

The last one keeps me up at night.

>>34664375
It's not like this is an anonymous imageboard or anything.

>>34664003
>>34664579
Stay out of it. What if your parents have a non-marriage and are only staying together until the kids are all grown? What if they're degenerates and have an open marriage? What if your dad's just a cuck? So many possibilities.

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>be at soccer fields with a bunch of other people
>sitting on top of this loop of metal that came out of the top of the goal post
>kid kicks ball and accidentally knocks me off
>blind rage
>tackle him and punch his face over and over
>no one tried to stop me
>tell him to fuck off
>he leaves
>my parents come to get me and drive me home
>we drive past him walking by himself
>I give him the finger out the window
I'm sorry mate

I killed my cat because of anger issues, I also cheated on a standardized test.

>>34667871
You're a fucking monster dude

I once flipped off a student driver on my bike because he ran a red light when I was about to cross. I also told a person to "Fuck off" after they honked at me and almost hit me on my bike. I've done a lot worse stuff but this is all I can think of right now.

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I pissed on my best friend when he was passed out drunk, then I went into the kitchen where everyone else was and told them my best friend had pissed himself. The girl who's house it was kicked him out, and he ended up getting a DUI that night because he was in no condition to drive.

He stopped drinking for a bit after that, but that DUI really held him back. I still have no idea why I pissed on him

>>34668254
Lol, that's horrible

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>>34668254
DICK

MOVE

>>34663068
When I was 19 my gf and I (I know, reee normie) would park somewhere secluded and then mess around/have sex in the car. One night we parked and started making out and stuff. Things got kind of hot and I took my shirt off. Then she said she wasn't in the mood. At first I was a little frustrated but then I didn't really care so we just sat in the car and talked for a while. This was often the only alone time we would have because we were both still living with our parents. I still had my shirt off but I was laying down in the back seat and she was in the front seat.

Next thing I know I see red and blue lights flash. I throw my shirt on and get to the front seat. The cop makes me get out of the car and he makes me do that thing where I put my hands on the hood of his car and he patted me down.

He kept asking me what I planned on doing with my gf and told me he saw me with my shirt off. I just denied everything and told him we were just talking. He then accused me of having an underage girl in the car. I tried explaining to him that my gf is actually a year older than me but he wouldn't buy it. He accused me of hiding drugs, which I wasn't. He asked if he needed to search the car and I told him that wasn't necessary. I was freaking out this whole time and stuttering a lot so he probably thought I was guilty of something or he was just an asshole(probably both). At one point he accused me of being about to rape my gf and kept trying to get me to say it. I just kept saying we were just talking.

He then went over to my gf who was still in the car and asked her what we were doing. She pretty much just said the same thing I said. He then let me go but gave me this whole speech about how had she not backed me up that he would have taken me to jail that night.

That was probably my biggest negative run in with law enforcement. I don't think I was really even doing anything illegal but it scared the shit out of me and I still look back on it and cringe.

>>34667871
I don't know why but I can't stop laughing at that gif. Thank you anon.

>>34663582
>sent to juvie at 12 for touching someone

'murikuh

>>34668412
Do diddlers in your country get a free pass, Sven?

>>34668254
i dont know why, but im losing my shit at this

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>>34668368
>>34668441
what DO you know? Huh?

>>34668367
what a faggot
should have killed him later

>>34668367
>if this girl said you were trying to rape her I would have had to act on it.
No fucking shit ya dumb cunt cop.

>>34668531
Yeah, I mean I get that in his position he obviously has no idea what is going on and that it very well could be the worst scenario, but it seems like after clearing things up he could have been less of a dick about it.

Ever since then though I refuse to do any sexual act anywhere other than a bedroom.

>>34663068
I... can't bring myself to talk about it...

I know a retarded girl that was maybe 12 at the time, she always fancied me even tho i was 7 years older than her. Once she wanted me to chase her and catch her. What happened was when i was catching her she was really grinding on my dick. So the next time i caught her i groped her over her clothes. Second time, third time. The fourth time i went under the clothes and started fingering her little cunt. She didn't seem to dislike it but i stopped there. I regret it now, but shits already happened

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>>34668710
>19 year old anon fondled and fingered a 12 year old retard

>>34663582
You deserve to be shunned faggot

>>34664003
literal piece of shit alert, you deserve to die

>>34664582
how was it an accident..? sounds like u did it on purpose

>>34668932
>guy touching a girl
>faggot

2edgy5me

I have anger issues and beat young pets or relatives. They've always forgotten about it and as they grow older I'm exceedingly kind to them because it weighs heavily on my conscience.
I also was involved in an infuriating series of events related to a fish tank in the household I grew up in. Fish tend to be very inoffensive creatures so I never had problems with them until my mother began adding territorial fish. It began with her coming home with four very small crabs. Shortly after their introduction to the tank they killed some of the fish I enjoyed observing. When I learned of this I skewered the crabs and threw them into a neighbors pool; these were freshwater crabs so the last hours of their existence must have been hellish if they did have the capacity to experience pain. I know a lot of insects purportedly cannot, so I'm not confident. My mother did not learn anything from this. Immediately after this she brought home two fish known as "red-tailed sharks". I became aware of their existence when I came to feed the fish and found the tank in a state of chaos. The majority of the fish were frantic, but the red-tails were lazily feasting upon the corpses of fish on one side of the tank. In a fury I tried to scoop them out of the tank with my hands. My efforts were unsuccessful - I even managed to kill more of the fish I was on good terms with in the process. Frustrated with my failure, I abandoned the problem, the idea of feeding the fish long-gone from my mind. When I returned, of course, even more fish had died, but I had a plan. I took their flakes and dumped a double-share of them into the tank. The fish all rose to the surface, eager to eat; the red-tailed sharks were no exception. Seeing them so close to my grasp I took action.

>>34669046
I had brought a bowl nearly as wide as the tank. I carefully brought it to bear just adjacant to one of the sharks - this was difficult as I was short and the tank was elevated, I had to make use of a stool when skewering the crabs. When I was confident they could not escape I plunged it into the tank. The shark, along with several of the fish who's fallen comrades I wished to avenge were sucked into the bowl. I hastily flung the contents of the bowl onto the floor behind me and turned back to the tank, now confident in my ability to catch these monsters. My confidence was not to be shattered, I captured the second shark as easily as I had the first. This time, I threw the bowl across the room. It shattered, leaving the floor drenched and riddled with fish. I gathered the innocent fish into one hand and dumped them back into the tank. Some of them survived the ordeal. I left the red-tailed sharks to die and forgot about the incident. Several hours later, my father interrupted me while I was reading and beat me. My younger brother had slipped and broken his tailbone, and it was not difficult for them to determine who was responsible for the water pooled on the floor

>>34669046
>>34669069
No fucking way I'm reading that wall of text

>>34666081
You deserve to feel like shit, he defenitely remembered but was too loyal and loving to care.

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>>34666476
Normie scum detected, get out fagget

>>34664003

I'm just a normie who comes here to watch and these guys are fucking right...

Tell your dad you fucking twat.

>>34669046
You write well, even though it's about an exceedingly boring topic.

>microwaved a lizard
>got drunk and beat my brother with a pvc pipe
>spent all the money my parents gave me for food on adderall
>cut holes in tents that homeless people were sleeping in under a bridge
I did some edgy shit in high school

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>>34668211
Literally the most justified actions I've ever heard of on this board, you did good anon

Kicked my dogs. I was in my early teens the last time I did it, but I know it's inexcusable and I still feel horrible about it.

Also last year I crushed a salamander's head with a rock to see how it would feel. Made me feel kinda sick desu

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>>34669219
>mfw you get stabbed by a homeless guy

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>>34667415
>Sold acid to unstable kids.
Meh, unstable kids tend to seek out drugs and, if they're gonna do drugs, acid isn't too dangerous compared to other harder stuff. I'd say you're doing them a service.

>>34668710
Meanwhile, someone out there is getting put on the list for possession of lolicon.

jfc smdh senpaitachi

>>34669084

You should it's fucking hilarious.

>>34665296
>WAHHH
THAT'S you

>>34669205
Stfu twat

>>34668367
Wow. That sucks. My brother got caught doing 70 down a 40mph road and got a lot less shit for it.

>>34669212
thanks
onigiri

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>>34669069
>threw the bowl across the room

>>34668254
This is 100% what any drunk white guy would do to a passed-out white guy.

White people are weird.

Almost got thrown in jail and killed someone while drunk driving a month before I graduated college.

T-boned a car going 50 and destroyed my dad's car but thankfully no one was hurt and the cops let me off with just a few fines, no breath test or anything. Either way it was one of the worst moments of my life and completely my fault. I deserved to get kicked off school and sent off to jail but thankfully nothing happened because my parents were spending way too much money to send me to school as it was.

Between the fines I ended up getting, the fines I would have gotten, having to pay for damages, court fees, and on top of that not getting my degree when I was so close to getting it, just fuck all man.

>>34665492
Sure you totally aren't baiting

>>34669219
What the Lizard look like during the irradiation processs?

>>34669604
No white guy would do that

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>>34663068
>kill small animals
>teabag person sleeping
>brake out random car window
>make fun of black girl while shes talking about black history month
>use very personal info against people in arguments
>steal things
>try to make people feel bad
>etc.

>>34669765
Do you think you deserve jail?

>>34663068

Years ago, I lost all my friends because they didn't want to deal with me being depressed all the time, and I beat up my cat a couple times because I guess I needed something to take my anger out on.

I feel like a piece of shit whenever I think about it and I wish I could go back in time and change it, so I try not to think about it. Thankfully I never seriously injured her, and I gave her away to someone who would give her the life she deserved.

Guilt can really put your life on hold. Lesson learned.

Engaged with some criminals in a pretty gross sex scheme while I was living abroad for a little while. I'll never not feel good about it.

>>34663068
In high school I would chat up random girls as they were opening their lockers. The purpose of this was to obtain their locker combination. Once I obtained their combination, I would put small dead things(mice, snakes, lizards, pieces of a dead cat I found on the side of the road) and pictures of dead people I found online and printed off.
I was never caught and my antics caused 5 different girls to change schools.
I regret nothing, I would do it again in a heart beat and that's just the tip of the iceberg of relatively harmless stuff I did in school.

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>>34664329

I know this feel.
It still haunts me.
It destroyed my relationship with the only woman I ever loved and the only time I was ever happy. I've had two other woman tell me they loved me since then. I said it back. I didn't mean it. I just wanted the coldness to go away.

It still hasn't.
I miss her.

>>34670683
You had full access to their lockers and you put DEAD THINGS INSIDE IT? You seriously couldn't think of anything else?

>>34664003
fuck what these guys have been telling you man.

Go and fucking confront your mom first. Tell her you know about the whole thing and that it has to fucking stop. Put her in perspective on what will happen when your dad finds out, how she's ruining your family. Make it stop and make her confess it to him.

Stop whining, grow a pair and save your family. Even if it doesnt work, you'd have stood up for yourself as their son and bond between them. Your dad will understand.

>>34670724
Stop whining and grow a pair you freak

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>>34670372
>actual sociopath

>>34663068
I was an asshole with my dad when I was a teenager, at the age of 18 he died and now 3 years later I still feel guilty about his death.

>>34663998
Lmao what the fuck that is actually not that bad might try myself sometime even if i realise big part of it must've gotten you kicks because how you thought it must suffer but I think it'd look funny then I'd end it's suffering

>>34670772
I also killed a baby cat when I was a kid, I stepped on it without knowing

>>34669848
it writhed around for a couple seconds and then it began expanding and some boiling foam came out of its mouth, I stuck it on a plate with scotch tape

>>34670720
I wanted to put bottles of urine and semen but I figured that could be traced back to me.

>>34670720
u could have slid pictures through the slot, also printed images can be traced back to printer

I stole a ton of my senile grandmother's percocet and klonopin after she had some minor surgery, I was going through some shit at the time with depression and mentally ill family members but I still think about it all the time how she needed it and I popped it instead

>>34671129
Once I realized that it probably wouldn't be traced back unless they took a sample from everybody at school was when I really started getting inventive.
If you went to my school, then you absolutely, most definitely came into contact with my bodily fluids at some point.
It was kinda an obsession of mine.

>>34664721
Don't post in this thread, you've lived a wonderful and wholesome life.

I dumped a cup full of piss all over some guys change of clothes at a public pool.

>>34664003
tell your mom do it right now

>>34664579
ur mom is exploiting your weakness. tell please.

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>be really young like second grade or some shit
>dad tortures this cat infront of my mom, sister and me all the time
>he strangles it so hard it starts shitting one night
>this happens frequently so I start to think its ok and start doing it myself
>beating this shit out of this cat somewhat regularly
>parents separate, mom gets rid of cat
>grow up and mom get new cat
>i do it again
>i want to kill myself
>years later i just avoid cats

>>34664995
>>34665299

Pls dudes don't fuck it up.

I was in the same situation. Fucked another girl
Biggest mistake of my life
Turns out she was the one and never got over it and I've never seen somebody so hurt.

>>34670856
christ dude, this place is half depressed fucks and half complete sociopaths

>>34671600
jesus christ anon, Id feel bad except that picture you put means ur still fucked in head

>>34666476
tits or gtfo?

This is original post I swear. Reason being, I suspect the poster is a female because the post seems to have the intention of inciting negativity. Many women I know have the tendency to use sex as a means to this end.

>>34669304
>acid isn't too dangerous compared to other harder stuff
For kids? Sounds like you're enlightened as fuck dawg, as the immortal Terrence Mkendaw once said "Acid can't hurt a developing mind more than the devil drugs like meth"

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>>34671637
gay, u deserve to be alone faggot

I tried having sex with my friends gf at a party. We started making out and we suddenly stopped cause she started crying and felt guilty. He was in the other while this was happening, distracted.

She went and told him and he eventually came to talk to me in another room. He was really hurt and we hugged it out. Said I was sorry and shit.

>>34665618
i doubt it was because of u bro. sad as u r.

>>34664850
ur gf will think ur alpha male for being with other girl. trust me.

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>>34663068
>tfw I've never done anything with my life
>nothing to feel good or bad about

>>34663068
I was always a dick to my brother from the age of probably 13 or 14 when I got depressed. After that, even not being depressed, I was always kind of irritated by everything and everyone and I kind of shunned everybody out of my life. My brother tried to be pals with me and I just kept pushing him away and locked myself in my room.

So here's where it feels bad, man. When I was 17 (he was 19), he was murdered, stabbed to death. After that I found out he had pretty bad depression and was planning to kill himself at one point but didn't after he saw what it did to the rest of my family when my other brother actually did attempt suicide. This is probably my biggest regret in life, not being nicer to my brother.

So this isn't one big thing but the cumulative effect of many little instances of the same asshole type of behavior.

>>34672005
I've done pretty much the same thing, I better try to be closer to my brother

>>34663582
I knew a really fat black guy who did this.
Shane?

I molested my little sister in high school. Even before I eventually got caught, I felt like the world's biggest piece of shit for it. Still kept doing it. Then I got caught and I've only seen my family a couple times since I got out. Mostly my sister bringing me Christmas leftovers and stuff like that, since I'm not welcome anymore.

>16
>edgy
>really fucked up in the head
>killed a cat
>it was unhealthy, old, and stray or feral, not a pet and not that it matters
>I cut its head off

Kill me. I hate myself every day of my life. I don't know why I did it. I had some liquor before hand but that doesn't explain it. It haunts me. It taught me that if I let myself ignore the moral compass society invents for me, I'm a terrible person.

I don't feel sorry for the cat but I feel guilty. I feel like I've done something horrible that I had no right or reason to do. Something senseless and irreversible.

>>34672173
That's pretty bad, man. Even in my teen years the worst I did to a cat is start spraying him with water whenever he wandered over while I played video games. He had figured out how to shut the console off when he wanted attention.

>>34665618
opportunist
sociopath

Worst thing I've ever done was come to 4chan for my first time today, if I had to change it I wouldn't have pulled out my penis upon entering the site

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>>34663068
>What is the worst thing you've ever done?
I was born.

Fuck your thread, OP.
https://youtu.be/NtvF5GbbyN8

>>34670707
>>34664329
>>34666476
>>34671637
>>34665299
>>34665275
>>34664850

this is why you never date robots

the SECOND they can act like chad, they will. they're nothing but bitter, failed chads to begin with.

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>>34669765
WHY WASN'T THAT CAR YOU T-BONED ME? WHY DO I CONTINUE TO LIVE WITH MY SHITTY SOUL

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>>34670772
This. I used to get into fights with my dad to the point where my mom would threaten to call the cops on us. One little disagreement turned into holes in the wall, broken doors and adrenaline rising.

I don't do that anymore but I'm aggressive towards my roommates in uni. I don't know why the fuck I'm angry. I will say I used to see my dad angry alot as a kid but he would be agressive towards people outside of the family.

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>>34663068
I've done lots of bad shit. but do I feel bad about it? no. and it wouldn't matter if I got a second chance, I do it all again the exact same way cause I'm destined to be wretched and evil, and I can't change.

>>34672797
Yeah you can anon
Let's make a promise to each other

>Stolen neighbor's pets and killed them.
>Whenever I see a deer in the road, I speed up instead of braking. Usually they're quick enough, but I hit the odd one.
>In the summer time, shoot crows from the trees with an airgun
>When I was a kid in a foster family, I used to strangle this bratty little girl (~2 years old) because I wanted her to stop and I knew she wouldn't tell on me.
>Used to play Hitler when I was in daycare by getting the other kids to comply with me in order to get what I wanted from the teachers. Literally I'd convince 20 or 30 small nuggets to just dig in their heels and stop listening to the authority figures. This always worked.
>Whenever homeless people ask me for money, I say no, then offer them a cigarette. I give them cigarettes because I want them to die.

In the past, my empathy has been assessed as very low.

>>34668412
>get community service for raping and killing woman due to Muslim-pass
Eurabia

>>34672861
I should clarify. I didn't strangle anyone to death. When she screamed and cried and I wanted her to shut up I'd choke her.

>>34663582
What happened to the chick you molested?

Chances are, she was traumatized by what you did and probably became reserved and depressed.

>>34664579

Your family was destroyed the moment your roastie mom cheated. Tell your dad NOW.

>>34672857
ok, whatever I guess.

>>34665230
>>34665268

Fuck off libcucks.

>>34672861
>Stolen neighbor's pets and killed them.
Go on

>>34665268
HAHAHAHAH that's right amigo.

>>34672914
I mean it anon. For you and me and everyone else in this thread. No irony. I'm gonna be a good person. I'm gonna cut the shit and help my community. We're gonna make it.

>>34665230
Me too. I wanted to spite millennial America and the Clinton machine. Fuck niggas sheeit.

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>be me
>age 10, 5th grade
>this new girl comes in, her name is Eve
>she moved from miami, florida to the small town i hail from
>she is introduced to the class, and leaves to put her bags in a cubby we had
>homeroom teacher thinks its okay to talk about her backstory, dont know why she did
>tl;dr both of her parents died in a crash, she was the only survivor, and now lived with her grandmother
>being a 10 year old autismo shit, i think its funny to call her bruce wayne because no parents lol
>she's completely oblivious, but she actually think its a cute nickname
>we grow to like each other a lot; i stop using the nickname as time goes on as i begin to like her as an actual person
>this NEET jr may actually grow to have a life
>four years pass, ninth grade
>i become the ultimate alpha and ask her out, even if it was awkward
>she says yes, we go watch the Dark Knight since she wants to see a superhero movie
>whatcouldgowrong.gif
>during the movie we learn the history of bruce wayne
>parents are RIP
>watching, having a good time, when suddenly she just bolts out of the room sobbing
>niggerwhat
>oh
>oh no
>the memories flood back
>she doesn't even come back to the room

She left with her parents and rarely talked to me since.

>>34673044
I'm laughing so hard right now holy shit

>>34665443
> A kid's autistic ramblings justifies him loosing two adult teeth...

I sure would love to visit a country run by people like you one day, paco!

>>34672940
I mean come on you can't just start like that and then leave off, what did you do with the body? That's the fun part. Did you leave pieces of it in their mailbox? Or perhaps in their cars gas tank?

>>34672333
Fuck it, I'd do it if I could. If I could see what it's like to be a Chad and ruin someone else's day in the process, my life would be complete.

>>34673044
Defend yourself by stating how hilarious it was.

>>34664598
when was this? reno fag here

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When I was like 17 or something, I was babysitting my little brother while I was playing WoW. I was in the middle of an arena match and he walked out of his room and cut his foot on a loose nail in the wall. He started bleeding really badly and was bawling his eyes out, and instead of helping him right away I told him to hold on so I could finish the match.

That was like 10 or so years ago and I still feel like a piece of shit and awful about it all the time. He doesn't even remember it.

>>34673044
holy shit
pottery on levels i can't even see

>>34672333
>This is why you never date robots
Anon if you date them they cease to be robots
Nice trips

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>>34673044
>She left with her parents

>>34672940
Mostly neighbor's dogs throughout the years, ones that bark endlessly or shit everywhere. There was one that I nailed to a tree with its limbs pulled wide because I wanted someone to stumble upon it and think there was some weird occult shit happening back there. Other than that I've killed raccoons and one chicken. Never left any pieces in the mailbox or anything real mad like that, but I always got off on the idea of the teary-eyed neighbors putting up Lost Dog posters everywhere and knocking on each door while everyone just says they'll "keep an eye out." None of them know what real fates have already been sold.

>>34664003
Dont listen to any of these idiots in this thread, use the knowledge you got as leverage to blackmail your mom for more neetbux

>>34669069
Haha, what the fuck nigger.
!

>>34673317
She called her parents.
It was 2008, I had a shitty old Nokia from '04 on me at the time too, I could've done the same if I got roastie'd like that.

>>34669253
You brush your teeth? Waaa? Huh?

>>34663582
Similar thing happened to me. I was about 13 and my sisters friend fell asleep next to me when i was playing halo so i started touching her bewbs. I guess she wasnt actually 100% asleep and she told everyone in school some ridiculous story about how i vibrated her bussy when she was asleep with my xbox controler. The girl was sorta a real thot even in 7th grade and no one believed her.

I feel bad about it today since i kinda sexualy assualted a girl. But it was right when i was going through puberty and would never do anything similar now. I feel my robot curse is a punishment for my sins.

It probably isnt right for someone to feel like a such a piece of shit for somthing they did when they were 13 but i do.

>>34673366
But...her parents were dead?

I was one of the major contributors to that thread we had on r9k where we gave various Syrian forces and handful of real and a single false GPS coordinates for ISIL weapons factories we'd discovered using Google Earth, slipping in that women's hospital that got bombed along with the other sites.

Still not sorry, toasted roasties.

>>34672861
What the fuck is wrong with you?

oreganalia

Girl I vaguely knew started coming onto me super hard, I guess we were kind of dating, her grandma died and basically said "please don't leave me"
At which point I dumped her and blamed it on her getting clingy. Also I never wore a condom and came inside her repeatedly, and she told me after I dumped her that she technically got pregnant and miscarriaged.

She turned out to be one of those insane tumblr feminazis with that disgusting puke-green/blue hair, dark lipstick, short haircut, and the stupid round glasses.
I may have contributed to that but I don't care.

>>34673412
He's an attention seeker.

>Speeding up at deer crossing the road
He's making shit up, those things will fucking wreck your car, even with cattle bars

>>34673445
I think I read somewhere it's actually better to speed up if you're going to hit a deer

Something about braking causing the nose of the car to dip down which would send the deer up at the windshield. Speeding up just makes you hit it and run it over iirc

>>34666081
I hope you get abused and raped to death you fucking faggot

Sometimes I'll shit into a condom, tie it up and hide it in coworkers cubicles.

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>>34673400
oh shit, i didnt mention the grandma death
my bad, anon, i fucked
>grandma has health issues around 7th grade
>she dies when she was 13 from a stroke or something
>gets moved into a foster place
>foster parents are pretty chill actually; they have three other kids with them
>little brother was a little shit who kept throwing toys
>big sister was a shut-in person; watched a shitton of anime and cartoons
>big brother was a mexican high school senior; talked a lot about soccer

It wasn't that much farther away from her home, probably about fifteen miles. She was still in the county range to go to the schools as me, so that was fortunate.

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>>34670764
I doubt it I can feel emotion and that's what makes it fun my guy.

>>34673401
Out of what everyone did yours is the most fucked up but made me laugh the most.

>"i fondled a kid"
>"i stole money"
>"i killed a cat"
>"well i got a womens hospital arty striked and several dieded"

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>>34672861
Kek at the cig part.

>>34667237
my sister in law is an obese pedophile who was having sex with her husband's teenage son and was impregnated by him twice. she got him into drugs, porno magazines and to this day talks about him in a sort of lustful, longing way in front of her husband. her husband and her are still together, raising the lovechildren of her and her stepson while her stepson is a pothead living on his own now. she has never had to register as a sex offender, but she is. also she was a crackwhore for years before she married my brother in law.

Back when i was in 8th grade i set a kid on fire because he said that runescape and dragon ball z is for loosers with no life. My home was right near my school so i took gasoline from my basement, poured it on him and lit him on fire. After that, i got into a huge trouble. No one ever talked with me again, whole town knew about it, i was kicked out of school and had to go to the police station like ten times. That guy survived but died last year in a car crash. He was driving with four other girls so i'm happy about that. No one talks shit about runescape or dbz. No one.

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>>34665230
youre doing gods work anon. keep it up
origami confetti

>>34663068
Breaking up with my one and only gf

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>>34673044
Top kek holy shit. That is soooo good.

>>34673328
>There was one that I nailed to a tree with its limbs pulled wide because I wanted someone to stumble upon it and think there was some weird occult shit happening back there.
My man, this kind of shit was my bread and butter in high school, all the local kids thought the forest near my house was haunted.
I guess it kinda was in a way.

>13 years old
> have a bit of spare pocket money
> go into pet store, buy a small finch
> take it home, torture it and rip its head off
> dissect it

i didn't feel bad during the time but i do now. i guess it's a good sign that i've developed more empathy since then

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>>34673401
Kek you madman, this is top post. Toast em.

>>34673744
Finch is a bird moron

>>34673223
Why can I not stop laughing! I'm sorry for being insensitive, but I find it so damn funny!

>>34667237
not everyone has to know everything about you.

>>34673760
Lol being so insecure about your stupidity you delete your anonymous post where you thought a finch was a dog.

>>34669069
1. you type like an autist.

2. i think the worst thing you did in this story was not killing crabs or fish, but breaking your brother's bone.

i wish i could help you, but im too emotional and now i find myself putting you down rather than helping you up. maybe i need help.

>>34673888
Pedos can't leave the country without being hassled most of the time. Also any encounter with police usually causes it to be brought up. If you are getting into a serious relationship, shit like this is hard to hide.

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>>34673986
That guy will never live this down.

>>34669069
You're brother has to be retarded to slip on a water puddle that's filled with dead fish and glass

DW anon, everything you did was justified.

stole money from my dad repeatedly to buy weed

stole money from brother to buy weed

stole money from my grandma's purse twice while she was visiting from europe this summer

i should kill myself

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>>34667095
>it's pity positivity
it really is

>I have no problem being a virgin for life.
LMAO
I just want to hear you say it a few more times
>I have no problem being a virgin for life.
>I have no problem being a virgin for life.
>I have no problem being a virgin for life.

>>34673391
>thought girl was asleep
>touched her body without asking
>"kinda" sexually assaulted a girl
>she didn't like/ask for it/want it/got upset
>i was going through puberty tho! should be ok.

holy shit.

>>34674029
make up a story to tell your future lover or whatever. say some shit about how you pantsed a guy and he pressed charges, shit is easy.

youve gotta own up to it on the inside and then shit on it on the outside. its how guilt works amigo.

>>34674016
I agree with both of your statements.

Got taken advantage of in 2nd and 3rd grade (oral shit). I didn't realize how bad it would fuck my mind in the future since I was still in grade school. Hit puberty. Ignored by almost every girl because I'm "nerdy". Never had the chance to understand my feelings. Freshman year, ended up putting my dick in my nieces hand while they were asleep (never went passed that, thank God). I didn't understand at the time what I was doing was wrong since it happened to me. They weren't fully asleep one time. Almost get caught and they get yelled at for saying I raped them. I guess the pain and realization was too much back then, so it didn't hit me as hard. Two years ago though, it hit like a wall and I've been suicidal since then. My life got fucked, then I fucked up two more lives. I've lost all confidence in myself to do good in this world out of fear I will only cause more harm. Only reason I haven't an hero is because it would destroy my parents (my dad already lost one son). So I am forced to pursue a normal life for my parents sake while at the same time unable to achieve it. If there is a lesson for anyone with children here it is this, always watch them and tell them that if anyone touches them to come to you and explain to them why what happened to them is wrong and it is not their fault. Please, end this curse of perpetual indecency of children.

I used to work with a girl who's step dad was caught taking pictures of her 13 year old sister while she was in the bathroom. Her mother's still with the guy to this day.

>>34674250
I'm sorry anon.
What you did was wrong, but you were a dumb kid and considering what happened to you, your circumstances weren't ordinary

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>>34665792
Mother/son incest with shotacon. How fucked up is that?

>>34674250
Damn, I'm sorry :(

Do you mind me asking who did it to you?

>>34673423
>Also I never wore a condom and came inside her repeatedly
for what purpose.

>>34674450
Two different people close to me, they were also too young to know what they did was wrong, so I can'tell really hate them.

>>34674551
By girls or boys?

I know it doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, but I'm curious.

>>34664582
rude

this post is oregano

>>34672895
Maybe yes maybe not, the chance it ruined her life is like <10% so fuck off normie.

>>34664721
Whats your name? Or first letter

>>34674590
Males, and I'm a guy. That part also fucks with me and makes me feel less masculine.

>>34665268
>anti trump

>>34674629
I'm sorry dude. If it helps at all, I don't think it makes you less masculine. You're strong for having endured for so long.

>>34663068
(1/2)
In the middle of July for two weeks, me and my mother would go out into the woods to a womens only music festival. little boys under 11 could come (since they don't mind women with their tits out), and I was 10 so it was my last year there. This year was also the year my parents were getting their divorce, so I had a lot of anger that I just sort of kept inside, since I wanted to enjoy my last year there. At the camp there was tons of shit to do, like a giant tire-swing, board games, going into the woods to look for shells hunters would leave after the season, etc. There were a few community things left there over the year as well, like a totem pole that each year would paint different colors and carve different things into, and a small group of pine (i think) trees that we made a few years earlier that was still growing there. Everybody had their own tree and knew which one was theirs. A few of the older kids that couldn't come anymore were also there, and a few new spots were put in for those who were joining. It was a normal day, nearing the end of the second week, and I was hanging on a hammock, with my head drowsed off the side onto the tree, since I was feeling sad from last night when I realized I only had a few days left before having to go back to the divorce dealings. Some other kids wanted on the hammock, ignoring me they sat on it, causing my head to hit the tree really hard. I fell off and scratched my arm. I was a peaceful kid and knew I couldn't hit them, so I told them to stop. They called me a faggot (I was surprised since a lot of them had lesbian parents).

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>>34674678
(2/2)
I got up and punched him in the nose, then ran down into the woods. I wanted to run off into the woods, but felt I might get lost if I did since it was getting dark, so I ran in the woods just a bit and strafed down a valley that was near there, and ended up where the trees we all planted were. I was raging by this point, fucking gnarling mad and hitting myself, and finally found the one place I could put all my anger. I took a shovel they kept there for planting the new seeds and started whacking the trees down. They were only a few years old so a pretty big 10 year old like me easily uprooted them. I threw them into the woods and killed the ferns that were planted alongside them. It looked like vietnam after I was done, and I realized what I did. I stood there in shock afterwards, and made my way back to the campsite. Some of the volunteers heard me screaming over there and ran over. They saw what I did, but didn't say anything. I just sort of lowered my head and cried a bit. There were a few kids asking what happened as I was escorted into one of the supervisors tents. I guess everyone talked about how I freaked out and killed everyones plants, and a tinge of dismay was over everyones head. Nobody talked to me for the rest of my time there, and I played war over and over with my only real friend, some asian kid whos name I forgot by now. Nobody said anything about the trees after that. None of the supervisors told them about what I did. Everyone just sort of put it out of their mind. As a part of leaving, the 10 year olds all gather around and the rest of the campers sing them a song and gift them a bag. I felt out of place being at the center, and everyone else seemed sad. I left after that, packed up into our car for the trip back home. I realized that I killed everyones tree, including my own, and that the only thing that I was going to leave for the future campers was destroyed by me. I cried a bit in the car quietly so ma couldn't hear me.

>>34674676
Thanks anonbro

>>34674629
It's only society that says what you did and had done to you is that bad. It seems that it fucked you up only once you realized that society think those things are fucked. I know there are good reasons things like that are not allowed but try to see it objectively and be skeptic to societies default view.

>>34674154
When did i say it was ok? I was actaully talking about how i still feel like shit. I was just saying the reason i did it was because i was high on hormones not using it as an excuse for it being ok.

Its actaully the only thing i feel bad about even though i constantly steal and cheat. I have actaully probably hurt people alot worse then copping a feel on them.

>>34674702
I wish I could give you a hug man

Two things...

I said something really rapey to a girl i was friends with in highschool without really thinking it through and she got really upset and told her friends, one of which was my ex right after we broke up.

Second, I was talking to this guy i had in a discord group who told me he was planning to kill himself and i basically told him what he could do to do it... I'm pretty sure he did it.

>>34673223
My dad used to be really neglectful, loud and angry while playing WoW and other games so this hit close, anon.

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>>34667997
>I give him the finger out the window
What you have done can never be erased.

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>>34674430
>shotacon
Have fun getting beaten to death in prison, pedo.

>>34663582
>all this shit for grabbing a titty

What the actual fuck? Kids that age do that kind of shit all the time in school, y'all never did panty raids at camp or got dared to touch a girl's or a guy's ass or anything like that? What next, are you gonna be able to get sued for sexual assault for dacking a mate or sack tapping?

>>34672895
If she is that bitch is literally retarded

>>34674707
Idk if it will help, but thanks for the advice anon, I'll think about it

>>34674861
>dacking a mate or sack tapping?
What

>>34674861
I dunno what a dack is, but when I was in hs a boy caught a sexual assault charge for slapping a dude in the cleared with his weiner. That's pretty deserving.

>>34674923
>*face, not cleared
Phoneposter.

>>34674888
>>34674923
>Australia
Sack tapping is whacking a guys dick, dacking is pulling his pants down

I bullied one of my friends to the point that he had to get homeschooled, I masturbated in class in 8th grade, I guilt tripped a girl for not wanting to date me, and made rape jokes in front of my sister that was raped

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People think this is a gathering place for spergs, but apparently it's for psychopaths instead. All these people being cruel to animals are gonna kill someone some day.

>>34674888
Sack tapping is when you hit someone in the balls lightly either as a joke or if you're being a dick.
Dacking is when you pull someone's pants down in public, say at recess or in phys end.

Lern 2 australianisms.

>>34673186
it's a johnny cash song my dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxAa83gP9vc

Not am action or anything but I considered fucking my cousin's dog when I was 12. Even at that age I felt so fucked up about that so I left her be. 3 years later I got a boner from headshotting stalkers in Killing Floor.

Surprisingly I'm not into zoo or gore.

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>>34671174
I've done this with my family members prescription drug stash dozens of times along with stealing money for booze

I've done much worse than just steal to get inebriated though

Thankfully I now stick to good behavior mode like 90% of the time but I still fuck up here and there

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When I was 8 I took a wooded stick and killed a bunch of baby birds in a tree. I cried about it that night and prayed for the birds to be in heaven and swore to never harm a living animal again.

fucked up a spoiler[\spoiler]

>>34674950
Never heard of sack tapping but we just called the second one pantsing.

>>34674944
That's what yall call it? Americans call it pantsing.

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My brother was about to leave for asia because he was in the navy and I wouldn't be able to see him for 3 years.
>I can't leave my room right now I'm in a dungeon >and I can't let these guys down.

Well when I was around 8-10 I was going swimming with a couple friends.

I went to put my stuff in a locker, but somebody had their backpack in there.

For some reason I took their backpack to the changing stall, took out their jeans, pissed on them and left it there.

Don't know why.

>>34665296
Die you stupid cunt that didn't warrant fucking juvie

>>34673044
>She left with her parents

I'll take shit that never happened for 500

>>34672895
Fucking kek, I really hope you're trying to bait me because it worked and I'm mad now

>>34674949
It's just another dimension of social ineptitude. A lot of the anon's have expressed remorse over their action. They don't agree with their previous actions and are capable of greater self-restraint as they've grown older. I won't say there are no psychos here, though.

>>34664003
Does your mom know that you know? If she knows that you know then this is ALL KINDS of fucked up.

>>34675064
>tfw you can never go back and undo your previous actions
>even if no one knows, you'll always know, and it'll stain your consciousness for life.

>>34667007
I agree he's based but only if they were some gay hippie bumper stickers you know, like that "coexist" shit or one of those darwin fishes, or if he's one of those mouth breathers who still has an obama sticker on his car lmao

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in 5th grade I sold some Pokemon cards to some egyptian kids and they paid me with like $15 and some egyptian money. It was a Friday and I used the cash to buy soda and snacks for some friends and I and we decided to burn the egyptian money. Come monday the kids and their dad had me called to the principles office to try and reverse the trade because the egyptian money they gave me was like $700 dollars in egyptian currency

>>34675077
This originally 199t0y0euu363dgdjsnebey37

>>34667983
Well then fucking telling him about it won't hurt anything

Don't be a coward, >>34664579.
I don't care if you don't mind being a coward, can you just do this one thing for your father's sake if you do like him?

>>34674953
he knows

original origggg

>>34675121
You know the only thing worse than losing faith in humanity is losing faith in yourself. It's like when you're watching the villain and you think "oh fuck that's me"

>>34675158
Too real man, and don't lose faith in both

>>34675110
You didn't have to repay them did you?

>>34675247
nope, I only got a 3 day suspension from school to go home and play videogames because doing transactions like that was against school policy

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>>34670683

Tell us more

Origasm

>>34675296
Nice, that is dumb rule though

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My dad was trying to quit drinking and while he was staying sober he tried to get some positive reinforcement. So me, my brother, and my mom were in the living room when he walks up while cooking dinner and asks how they like the sober him. My mom and my brother said they liked it, I told him I liked him better drunk because he didn't yell as much at me if I got a bad grade or did something wrong (he's a happy drunk). My mom and brother gave me a death stare and he just looked crestfallen and went back to the kitchen.

He started drinking again anyway because he went down to visit his family and they're all drunken enablers and he doesn't really want to give up the bottle, but I still feel guilty.

>>34675348
I don't think elementary schools want kids bartering with each other

>>34675375
Go tell your dad you love him, anon.

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>>34675425
Yeah, Anon's dad seems like a cool guy, even if he needs to be a drunkard to be happy.

>Helped some dumb roastie abandon kittens.

Feels HORRIBLE.

>Blew up easily 20 fish in one session with firecrackers for laughs. Catchem, shove explosive in mouth, toss in air, rain of guts and scales.

Doesn't feel good.

>I've hit no less than three women. Almost strangled one.

No regrets except the actual choke a bitch. The others hit me first.

>Fucked other dudes women three times. Once with one, twice with another (who cheated on two different dudes with me.)

I didn't care about the first, or the second, but the second time with the second chick, she was engaged with a kid, and he's a goddamned wreck now. Feels bad.

>Some peeping tom bullshit.

Meh.

>Bullied the shit out of gay kids in HS.

Feels bad.

>Cheated on two girls. Never actually smashed, but definitely crossed the line.

Don't really care.

>Killed a (seemingly) rabid possum by beating the shit out of it with a shovel then lit it on fire with gasoline while it was struggling.

Bit much.

>I threw a whole 32 oz. cherry slushie I had just purchased into a really REALLY nice parked convertible as I drove by because I was a fucking hater.

Yeah, dick move.

Weirdest thing I remember is my dog used to kill the shit out of groundhogs and the neighbors feral cats, and I got sick of digging holes, so I'd burn them in a barrel, and then I collected the skulls months later and had them lined up on a shelf til the senpai found them and bugged out. I don't feel guilty, I guess that's just bonus material from the vault.

Idk guys there's more but that's all I'm willing to dig into. I forgot about most of this shit before thinking about it.

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>>34675425
>>34675468
This was 10 years ago, I don't think he even remembers, and I'm no longer a smarmy teenager. But I do tell him I love him.

>>34664003
This is like submarine

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>Paid a nasty 45 year old hooker to suck my dick one night when I was drunk and on coke and heroin
>Injected Heroin, Meth, Cocaine, Crack (add some citric acid), Temazepam, Adderall, Oxys, Dillys, Ketamine
>Smashed a guys truck window because he was one day late paying me back $20
>cheated on all 3 of my girlfriends
>Robbed people and a gas station with a knife blacked out on heroin and benzos, went to jail for it
>Fucked this nasty native bitch and made her sleep on the floor
>Stole and milked my parents for $1000s to spend on heroin
>Ripped so many people off for drugs, this guy would buy $80 of down off me everyday and everday I'd make $20 and keep $20 of dope
>Home invasions
>bullied a couple kids when I was in elementary school
>Would dump entire full car ashtrays of cigarette butts outside the school entrance in highschool because lol edgy teenager
>Got 5 people addicted to injecting heroin subsequently ruining their lives
>Stole countless amounts of shit, raided medicine cabinets
>Drunk driving, Driving while nodding out
>high speed police chases
>trafficking drugs
>Tried to stab a girl who robbed me when I was blacked out on Heroin, Methadone, Alcohol, and clonazepam. Woke up in the drunk tank with no shoes and 20 stitches in my hand when I fell down my stairs with my knife
>Got caught cheating on a exam in collage some how managed to talk my way out of it
>Let one of my girlfriends try smoking heroin which was laced with fentanyl, it was her first time and she overdosed off one hit because she took a bunch of my GHB without me knowing.

Get on my level you weak faggots


Theres so much more but I'm getting bored of writing it

>>34675047
it warranted juvie, expulsion, social isolation, and permavirgin status. but hey, 3/4 isn't bad. Pussy

>>34663068
I didn't pay for a meal on a field trip because I forgot to bring money and none of my buddies wanted to pay our bills together and I didn't want to ask them for money because I felt shitty, so I just didn't pay and got in the bus.

>>34663858

Just say mom what's wrong? And if you can't give advice you can just listen and let her vent to you. You'd be able to help her just by letting her release all her feelings.

>>34664579
Talk to your mom about it and tell her than if she doesn't stop seeing him you'll have no doubts on telling your dad

>>34676021
What did you eat?

oreg

>>34665492

>12 is more than old enough to know not to sexually assault someone.

true. it's probably bad parenting

>>34668651
Just do it famalam

>>34670856

you have to do a little brain rewiring there

>>34663068
I used to fap to guro, one time I even drew someone I knew and fapped to making guro of them.

>>34663582
>I conditioned myself to no longer desire relationships anymore
I did something similar Anon. I feel your pain. I can never wash down the shame.

>>34672895
>traumatized by being touched in an inappropriate way in class
She was probably embarrassed, and might have hated his guts but I strongly doubt she was ever traumatized over it, especially if they weren't close acquaintances.

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Took a shit on a paper towel. Hid it in my corporals office between filing cabinets. Took him a while to find it.

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I leaked my boyfriend's nudes to his best female friend then dumped him, got with another guy and sent him pictures of me making out with the new guy.

Because I'm a bit of an emotional sadist and as a teenager I was too much of a dumbfuck to realize that hurting someone who was dear to you would hurt you as well. Whoopsie poopsie.

>>34664721
>>>/out/ roastie

>>34664890
You did great anon, the roastie deserved it.

>>34674551
>>34674629
>>34674250

Holy shit literally the exact same thing happened to me. Except I was abused for a few years. And instead of fucking my I tried to fuck my grandparent's dog. Didn't realise how that shit affected me when I had a random panic attack at work one day.

>>34663068
I stumbled in to R9K and realized I was surrounded by faggots

>>34663582
Move away dude, otherwise you'll be stuck in middle school forever.

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>>34668254
Laughed and lost.
Congrats.

>>34664003
For now shut the fuck up, but make sure you get proof. The least you can do is help your dad not get completely fucked in a divorce that will eventually happen. Be a good fucking son and get proof of what your whore mom is doing.

I pretended to be someone else on the internet for 4 years in high school and made lots of close friends who would send me stuff from overseas and I'd send them stuff too and I made this one girl fall in love with me and then one day I deleted all my fake accounts without saying goodbye or confessing.
>I'm so sorry Meghan

Even as a small child, with the MANY MANY terrible things I've done in my life, I have never been cruel to animals....

In fact, even as a kid, if someone else was cruel to animals, I knew they were ieces of shit and that THEY were the ones I would do cruel awful things to

Now I'm all grown up... Duhhh
And I'm open to the idea of finding adults who were cruel to animals when they were kids and STILL beating their faces in now....

THE WORST THING I EVER DID :
I had a friend arrested and while he was in jail I fucked his girlfriend the entire time

>>34675782
You're from Toronto, aren't you. Represent.

>>34675782
Also, I am on your level.

>ODd in the basement of best friend's family home at 3am, ambulance workers had to break down two doors to get to me. Cops were all up in the house harassing buddy's parents
>Got the girl I'm currently seeing kicked out of her apartment on our second date by ODing in there. Ambulance, etc
>Got same girl addicted to opiates
>cheated on multiple girls, broke hearts
>fucked my best friend's best girl
>stole shit from friends
>made both parents cry repeatedly through various acts of theft and overdose
>standard junkie thangz.

HMU if you're near TO bruh.

>>34666476

Somebody spread the salt pls.

>>34675782
You're basically nothing more than a white trash AIDS junkie piece of shit coward

Congratulations

I guess it's safe to assume your parents are also scumbags. The Apple doesn't fall far from the scumbag tree.

I'd be more than happy to break your scumbag nose, Mr. Hepatitis c