who /slow/ here? I can't work in hospitality because of

>>34665066
How'd you define slow? I take my time doing things, I never get worked up, but that's not due to a slow mind and I'm perfectly eloquent. I just burn out in a McDonalds environment, working at maximum speed for 8 hours at a time. Which is why they fired me.

>Can't really multitask
>Can't follow logic in arguments
>Trip over words

I'm a brainlet and I know it

>>34665126
Well I just couldn't do the stuff at mcdonalds fast enough.
I take forever to wash dishes at home.

Me

I can only do the most simple tasks, if you give me a list of things to do I'll more than likely forget the whole thing

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>clumsy, always dropping things and tripping
>lose my balance even when standing with both feet on flat ground
>can't control the tone of my own voice
>have immense trouble catching a basketball, can't catch a handball whatsoever
>fumble with everything
>slow to grasp the mechanisms of very simple things that other people seem to instantaneously understand without thinking
>kindergarten-tier knowledge of geography; can't find France on a map, just found out Siberia isn't a country today
Genetically-inferior disaster and born to fail.

You need to get some confidence.

Holy fuck. Hoooooly fuck. These are the people who voted for Trump. These are the people who support the sentient cheeto. Actual retards. Wow.

You literally cannot make this shit up.

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Slow as fuck here, but I work for the government so no one cares how fast I am.