You should not be on this board if: >you're a healthy

>>34694146
friendly reminder that fatcucks/skelecucks CAN NOT be robots
if you still feel enough emotion to either
a. take pleasure in gorging yourself
b. feel disgust at the sight of food
you are FUCKING FILTHY NORMALFAGGOT

>>34694146
no :DD

>>34694146
Im missing 7. Im still a loser, but do i really have to be a pathetic, total loser to be here?

I thought i would need to go but it turns out I apply to everything on this list..

>>34694146
fuck off, you dont decide who posts and who doesnt here

any fraud capable of internet posting on 4chan is NOT robot enough for this place

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>>34694366
>>34694272
>the combined IQ of these two posts

>>34694399
>he doesnt agree with me
>must be a retard

>>34694457
You don't agree with OP and you told him to fuck off, how is that any different?

>>34694492
i told him he doesnt decide who posts here. which is entirely true. how is that not different?

>>34694520
you told him to fuck off. I find telling people to fuck off or calling someone a retard are the same things

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>>34694520
No shit I don't decide who posts here. I never claimed to. I just state that you shouldn't be here if any of the above apply

>>34694596
then you're a retard, im sorry to say

>>34694612
you dont decide who should or shouldnt be here either mate :)

>>34694146
What do you hope to accomplish by surrounding yourself with people whose lives aren't going well? Is it to make yourself feel better by comparison, or is it to validate your belief that nothing will get better?

>>34694649
Did you ride the tart cart in high school? I think you SHOULDN'T be here if the above apply. Of course I don't DECIDE who should or shouldn't be here

>>34694702
here he is, the armchair-psychologist. I was waiting for you

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>>34694146
>tfw I'm none of these things listed
Feels comfy. I belong here.

Also, normies leave your kind isn't welcome here ree

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>>34694146
Sorry we can't all be as pathetic as you

But if you want to be alone while you wallow in your own misery, you're free to leave

>>34694720
are you so stupid that you make a thread about who should and who shouldnt be in this board when you have no control over it? not to mention there's a ton of threads everyday saying who should and who shouldnt be in this board so you're not contributing in making this board any better

kys

>>34694146
my parent still love me and im happy so should i leave

>>34694797
>get absolutely BTFO in argument
>throw in one last desperate retort
>close laptop

Lmao you'll be back tomorrow normie

>>34694878
>>34694878
i'll take that as an original yes

>>34694915
Doubling down I see, fine.

Are you so stupid that you thought I actually had control of who posts here? And are you so unoriginal that you think:
>any opinion thread is pointless because you can't change anything (99% of threads)
>my thread isn't contributing anything new
>your replies are

Your cognitive dissonance is showing

>>34694985
i didnt say any opinion thread is invalid you shit for brains i said that starting a thread with this opinion is especially futile and done to exhaustion. so yeah, you're not contributing to the board YOU think others have ruined. that's some real cognitive dissonance right there

Reminder that /r9k/ is not the HKV board. If you want to be around only other HKVs then you need to fuck off to https://wizchan.org/.

While this board effectively serves as a welcome place for all persons on the spectrum, the guiding principle continues to be unique discussion and comments as filtered by the robot.

Also, quit fucking ending posts with

> original comment
> oregano (unless used ironically to sage somone)
> originilio
> any other random shit

in order to bypass the robot. Just type a single thoughtful sentence that is appropriate to the conversation, lazyfag.

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>>34695061
Only the normies like yourself have ruined it

>>34695143
you dont see the irony do you dense motherfucker? good job switching subjects. im out

What if
>I am a healthy weight
>I have 6 friends
>I live alone
>I go outside
>I don't have a gf but have had one in the past
>I am not a virgin
>I text someone every day
>I have a facebook
>My family loves me
>I talk to co-workers
>A girl said I was the most attractive person she's ever been with

BUT

>I am not happy, and possibly never have been
>i'm cripplingly lonely, even when I see people
>I have been on this board in all its iterations for years
>I'm 28 and working a dead end job while watching life pass by
>I hate myself
>I'm addicted to alcohol, cigarette replacement lozenges, and poppy seeds.

Can I stay?

>>34695182
What the fuck is "irony" I'm not up to date on meme culture

Daily reminder to faggots.

Robot=/=Loser

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I'm still a loser, but it seems not as much as you, OP. That doesn't make me feel any better, I don't get pleasure from sizing myself against someone with all those points checked. I don't take opinions from such a person either.

>>34695209
25+ = automatic yes you can stay

>>34695209
Literally the only person causing you pain is yourself, kill yourself if you can even bother to be happy with all you have going for you.

>>34695312
Being happy is so much effort, you know? I just can't muster up the effort.
I wish I was one of you guys. You put in the hard graft to find happiness. It's just the universe that hates you. Such noble souls

>>34695209
> Can I stay

Yes, friendo. You can stay. Please explain the poppy seed addiction. Are you making tea? If so, that can be really dangerous. The amount of residue can vary by two orders of magnitude.

>>34695224
Either you are underage and need to leave or this is a highly underrated comment.

>>34695228
Daily reminder to robot that "does not equal" is != not =/=.

>>34694146
as a certified reject
failed normie
i have
>a healthy weight though BMI says otherwise and i starve myself to improve it kek
>Virgin still sadly
going for a 6 month streak
>i text my mom sometimes
>i have social media but i don't use it
>my parents probably love me?
>4chan

maybe you should leave you whiny faggot

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>>34695487
original unequal is unequal

>>34694146
Let's see if I qualify...
>you're a healthy weight
I'm a skelly, so I'm pretty sure I'm not a healthy weight.
>you have 1 friend or more
Shit, I technically still have friends, but I don't talk to them anymore.
>you live with someone other than your parents
Well I live with my parents when during break from College.
>you go outside
I have to to eat food and go to class, otherwise I probably wouldn't.
>you have a gf
Check.
>you've ever had a gf
Check.
>you're anything other than a perma-KHV
Check.
>you've been happy in the past 6 months
Fuck, I have been happy at times.
>you text anyone
Check.
>you have any social media
Check.
>someone loves you
Does family count? Otherwise I should be fine.
>you talk to anyone other than possibly immediate family
Check.
>you've ever been complimented on your physical appearance
I don't ever recall being complimented on physical appearance.

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HEHEHEHE YES, Welcome robots :D

>>34695436
Thanks friend.

Yeah, Poppy Seed Tea, it's the quasi-legal gift that keeps on giving. Well, until tolerance builds up. Being alive is dangerous. If I were worried about staying alive, I wouldn't be in a place that I wouldn't be taking tea to begin with. It's a no lose situation.

I actually threw away some of the seeds into my garden and they started to sprout opium poppies. But I figured I would avoid prison, considering that I have regular house inspections, and I pulled them out.

>>34695773
would be in a place*

>>34695773
Please be careful, anon. Try to use a consistent source, be conservative when getting a new source, and try to solve your addictions. Hopefully they will legalize things at some point so that can at least know what is in what.

>>34694146
>you have 1 friend or more
What if these friends are also KHV?

>>34695209
Failed normies choose to be unhappy so no, you are not welcome.

There is only one requirement for being a robot.

Do you get feels?
If no, then post away

>>34694146
healthy weight
no friends
live alone
go outside for work and groceries
was married but hated it and divorced
haven't had sex since wife ten yrs ago
haven't been happy for at min. two years
text my mom if she texts first
no social media
mom loves me (can't stand her....)
talk to no one
got complimented on appearance by a social worker one time

>>34696043
I hate it when they do that, always trying to make me feel better because it's their job.

Problem is there's a total lack of human realness behind it; if it wasn't their job they wouldn't want anything to do with me, I know that.

>>34695576
That cannot be typed in ascii characters. Not equals is != in ascii. There may be a unicode character, but I'm to old to learn that shit.

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>>34694146
I apply to 11/13 of those things, but I'm still an robot. Your conditions are far too strict.

I'm 5'11 250 lbs
I live alone in a tiny apartment paid by taxpayers
I don't go outside
I don't have a gf
Never been kissed
Suicidal
Dont know how to text with my obama phone
No social media
Mom's dead dad who knows
No friends
I don't shower till it itches
People heckle me when I'm waiting for the bus

Yep I think I'm in the right place

>>34694146
you gotta admit this is pretty low even for a standard robot

>>34694146
I recently fixed all of these but still can't seem to stop coming here.

>>34696655
>I don't shower till it itches

We found your problem. Also, nice dubs.

>tfw when "Special Snowflake" robots shit on the term robot
it's possible to be relatively successfully with proper job, friends (no more than 4 close friends) its also possible to have sex for pleasure with no emotional connection to the other person. Not only that but i know there are tons of robots with some form of social media just for getting pics of girls or following youtubers or clebs (of course if you post "selfies" or general photos of yourself for the attention of others then your could be classified as a normie). Looks =/= success i've seen plenty of chad looking robots on here that could easily be complimented or hit on.