>itt we post our names to see if we sound like losers Timothy

Jonathan here
The austism is strong in that name

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>>34727451
FUCK YOU OP!
*sobs*
t. Timothy
I shorten it to Tim in everyday life, also sometimes to Timo when I have worked at a fancy restaurants

Maxfield

>>34727662
I knew a guy named Timo He was a junkie and complete idiot at school. But a funny guy though and a bro.

>>34727451
Ganon

>>34727684
LONDON?
O
N
D
O
N
?
original recipe

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>>34727451
>can't post name because robot blocks non-English letters

>>34727700
Nah AMSTERDAM here.

>>34727451

Isaac, spelled Isak though because Sweden.

My mother was thinking about naming me Joshua instead, that would be 10000x better, fuck my life, I was doomed since birth

>>34727731
HAMSTERSAM

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Derek 8)

>>34727451
I like your name
>>34727469
I don't like that name :c
>>34727683
I kinda like that name
>>34727747
*hugs you*

Mine is [Spoiler]cara[/spoiler] shit

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my parents knew how to meme 29 years before memes were a thing

Slavoslav

>>34727451
>>34727451
>>34727451
Lizel's the name , pain's the game
>Is this enough content?

Loek here

Dutch version of Luke I guess.

>>34727747
I feel bad for you.

The only Isaacs I know are complete and utter friendless losers. Doubly worse than me and I browse r9k.

1. Friendless virgin fat ugly ginger guy who i've never heard even utter a word to a female before.

2. When I was writing a book in middle school (bestseller btw) this kid got inspired by me to write his own book, a retarded horror book with no plot or progression at all. I told the kid it was trash and he said, "Fuck you." Also a friendless virgin loser.

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>>34727773
I feel so bad.

Change your name to Ivan.

>>34727469
i'll say
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_(apple)

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>tfw muslim sounding name
>brother has a western sounding name

I hate my parents

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>>34727870
You don't know how hard it is to change your name here. You need to stand before a court and hire a lawyer and give actual reasons and pay lots of money. I'm not doing that shit, churka.

Reyansh

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>>34727856

Luckily I have friends IRL since I'm not a total idiot like those two you described, but I really had to work with it, forcing myself into social situations until I could pick up a lot of stuff from other people and somehow piece it together into my own thing when it comes to social situations. I'm extremely bad with girls though and I haven't spoken to one around my age outside of work related stuff since forever.

Like, I'm a loser, but I'm not an annoying joke of a loser, I hope.

>>34727818
Naam voor homos

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>>34728050
Op je muil kankerboef

Bruno

Rate pls

Jasper.
Also a dutchfag :^)

Martin master race reporting in.
At least my name isn't a hurdle.

>>34728150

Good name, anon, I envy you.

>>34728156
>anon
But you literally know my name now.

>>34727662
"How's it goin', Timbo Slice"

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Wow friend texted me right when I was about to post but yep...

>>34728177

Good name, Martin, I envy you.

>>34728220
>doesn't post his name
>girl texts him a politically related name

You know how I know Haley isn't real?

>>34728235
I capped this and will revisit it for good feels later on.
Thanks, anon, whatever your name is, I'm sure it's awesome.

Andrew. Friends get to call me Andy.

Do names actually have any impact on us, on our personality?

>>34728146
Naam voor superhomos

>>34728272
>Do names actually have any impact on us, on our personality?

I honestly think so, yeah. It's hard to explain but it's a part of who you are as a person.

Aaron
I like the name
My parents just decided to give me a name that'll work anywhere in the world

>>34728305
That's odd. Real odd. Guess it has something to do with personal identity?

>>34727818
You fucking wish your name was Luke
At least Luke is an actual name
You've got to be from Friesland though, right?

>>34727451
Jeremiah

>No, I'm not jewish. I'm South American

>>34728386
Loek is like a shitty dutch name for a cat

Morgan. ...kek

ORIGINALOMI

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>>34728386
It's not Luke it's Loek. And I'm from Limburg

>>34728443
Well fuck you too.

>>34728280
Wow komt een beetje dominant over.
Mag ik je pik likken?

>"Coryn"
Insert obligatory fire emblem joke ever since that damn game came out here.

Ruby
>tfw your name is literally just a shiny rock

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Zach
original kommentatus

>>34728646
Oppassen, Jaspie. Je hebt het tegen een A L F A M A N N E T J E

Lets say I name my son Russell. What would that person grow up to be like?

>>34728709
be my gf
(original comment desuka)

My name is nico and i want a gf

>>34727451
Samuel
oh boy

simon
Pls no cyberbully

Havent seen a Connor yet. Im a Connor.

Masuka

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>>34729091
COUSIN! Let's. go bowling

>Barron
Bow to me, peasants

Andrew

Tbh there are much worse names, the problem is that you can't abbreviate it in any way.

>What, Anon? There's a preestablished name for this, it's Andy.

Like I fucking said. It is literally impossible to abbreviate.

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Dane

Everyone always says Dave? Dan? one time I got a coffee somewhere where you needed to give a name and when I got it, it said Denny

>>34728789
He is required to have a moustache and one specific brown coat he wears everywhere. He will also rape children.

>>34729324
How about Drew?

>>34729324
drew

that wasnt original

Rose

If I ever have a daughter I'm going to name her Alice

>>34727451
Jed
>tfw namelet

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Yuri. I like my name

>>34729370
LIKE I SAID
LITERALLY
IMPOSSIBLE

for real through, why is every abbreviation for this perfectly socially acceptable name a robot name.
like, you wouldn't trust an Andy or a Drew as a babysitter. They're way too rapey. You'd only trust Andrew.

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>>34729395
Hot yuri action desu

>>34729420
I work with a guy named Andy, he has a Lord Farquaad haircut and always walks really fast and takes long steps, but he's 6'2" and all the women like touching his hair.

John

pretty bland name

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>>34729353
Is this the face of a rapist?

>Jared

Is that good or bad? It annoys me that there are so many ways to spell it.

>>34731181
Bad
The only other person people associate with the name Jared is the noted sandwich-eating pedophile

Connor

I'm austistic

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>>34728237
My name is actually Hillary
After the elections at a checkout I told the guy my name and he said "wow I'm sorry for you" can't believe my parents named me Hillary because they thought she was a president... (brother is named grant I wonder if he's here he's a Manlet I bet he posted in that self hate thread cause he's 20 fat and balding)

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>>34731650
that's what I was afraid of :(

Blaze

dfg

>>34727451
Frankie (male)

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Isak
Always disliked my name, not sure what others opinion on it is though..

DANIEL CURTIS.

LETS ALL KEK TOGETHER. REEEEEEEEE

>>34727696
There's no way you're a loser with the Triforce of Strength.

My name "officially" is Christopher, but literally everyone I've ever known (including myself) calls me Chris.

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>>34727451
Nick

>tfw chad name

How about Stephen? It can't be that bad, right?

>>34727451
Jerry.

I'm exactly how I sound.

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>>34727451
Gaylord

I wish I was memeing.

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Guillermo

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>>34733222
Like this?

also nice digits jerry

Luka

Kinda like Italian "Luca" but mine is Croatian

>>34733222
whats it short for?

Jeremiah here

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Noah

Very much origano famazilla

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Matthew

deus vult !

>>34733284
Well, I was a bit like Jerry when I was younger. Sarcastic, jokey etc. Now i'm like that but toned down. I have Georges hair now though.

>>34733306
It's just Jerry. I was named after a family friend. My last name is even more generic.

Isaac

I'm not jewish, but with my name and my fleshy nose so I can get into all the secret meetings.

>>34732944
The pronunciation of your name is the same as my name when you name when you say it in spanish. Far out.

>>34733362
Are you an asshole? I've never met a nice Noah.

Daniel
>>34727451
kinda
>>34732944
with 1 a?

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It's Juniper.

I'm a guy.

Thanks, mom.

>>34733496
lel, sounds like a condiment

Muhammadhussein

Just fuck my shit up

>>34733536
inb4 aloha snackbar

Jacob is a robot or normie name

>>34733496
Cute. I dig it.

Riley

I'm a man.

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>>34733601
>tfw last name is white
>mom said she would have named you snow if you had been born a girl

I was almost totally fucking adorable.

Eli.

I've gotten compliments but i'm not too fond of it myself.

>>34733393
Simon

we are taking jerusalem today !

>>34733438
Honestly, I really don't like poking fun at someone and never got called an asshole unironically. So I'm a pretty good goy, I guess.

Oskar here

>>34733736
Do you look like Danny Devito?

>>34733736
>fatass: the name

>>34727662
if it makes you feel any better I think Timothy is a top tier comfy/robot name which I view as good.

Madison

>>34733703
Do you have round glasses? and short-cropped dark blonde hair?

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Morgan.

I-is this bad?

>>34727451
Bell?

>>34727451
Isaac
I feel like it's such a kid's name I could never picture an adult with that name

>>34727451
Kaspar

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>>34733669
Fuck. Now I want a daughter just so I can name her this.
Now if only I could get gf.

>>34733773
Not really, I'm a bit on the skeleton side, still got a head full of hair >>34733800

Tyler

I hate how common my name is in my age group.

>>34728220
SHOW US YOUR EMAILS FAGGOT

>>34733878
hey, that's my name anon :)
are you m/f?

kekekekekekekekekek

>>34733942
Are your mom and dad super normies? That's like something a Chad and a Stacy would name their kids.

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>pic related

its my name


fuck you, mom

>>34728146
Amerifag here, it ain't a bad name, infact I like it.

>>34734037
that's your nickname right? Skippy is surely not your real name

>>34733810
Thankyou friendo that did make me feel better

Nicholas here
oreganoilio

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>>34733888
Play this game.
Don't play the sequels though, they're shit.
also checked

My name is Alison
>>34727683 You should play Life is Strange
>>34727773 That's awesome
>>34727747 I've always preferred names spelled with "K", looks cooler

>>34733992
Pretty much, they always tried getting me to socialize with their friend's normie kids when I'd rather be alone.

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Cameron here
>mfw some ftm tranny cunt changed her name to Cameron too, now everyone calls me "the other one"

>>34727451
Christian.
>>34733496
Thats a cool name.

>>34727451
For real, is there someone that actually likes his name?

Mine is Ernesto and i wouldn't change it for any other name, it would be weird for me to be called with a name that i've never been called before.

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>>34731181
Don't listen to this fag >>34731650
Every thread like this I've seen, the name Jared has had a good reaction.

Greyson

>>34734603
more like gayson, amirite?

>>34727469
We voted and determined that Nathan was the official autistic name like a parallel world chad. As a Nathan I can say you are dangerously autistic and probably on the spectrum.

Alex
Painfully normal name, though looking at this thread I feel lucky now

>>34727773
Try Yugoslav in 2017. I was born in 1988. They almost named me Slobodan after our awesome president.

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Polanon here
PRZEMYSLAW

Yehuda

>>34727451
David. And I hate it.

Leighton

Yup, thats my name.
I have yet to see someone with the same name, same spelling.

Why couldn't the gods have given me a regular name?

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Ross here

is my name chad like?

>>34727451
Doa

original for fucks sake

>>34734937
what's wrong with david?
t. david

Fabio here

>>34727451
Jasper
raperting

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>>34734876
i feel bad 4 u famalam

here have a shitty OC

>>34735069
Funniest bit is, I'm Bosnian. As in kebab Serbian.

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Colton/Cole

>tfw wanted to join the police force/detectives even though I haven't played LA Noire
>I live in that area.

Giovanni

Original Post

>>34734780
I bet your name is something faggoty

Like Joe or Zach or Gage or Jack or Matt

Fucking queer

Joshua,go by Josh

Dexter
Some friends call me Dex, and it's supposed to be a loser name but the show really covers for me,

>>34734937
david is a great name anon

>>34734977
>>34735204
It sounds really autistic in a spelling of our language plus there are stupid variations and abbreviations which I hate when people use them to call me. Also bonus points for a retarded surname that doesn't go well together.

>>34735309
Like Dave? Because I think Dave is a pretty alright name.

>>34735151
The Josh I knew used to shit himself frequently.

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Brian.

r8 me

>>34735336
Dave would be okay but I'm slav living in a slav country so you can imagine what mutations can local people make.

>>34735394
Where's my money?

>>34735394
m8/10

Ben
Origigami

>>34734957
No, we are cursed to have the name of the cuck from Friends.

>>34727451
James desu

Kyle

please end me

Roman here.

Zack

ORIGINIANALLLLLOOIIOIOO

Vincent

I don't know my own opinions about my own name baka

>>34735758
I like your name, it's fairly unique and sounds pretty good

Trevor reporting in
I'm not a redneck

>>34735149
Did I trigger you, Greyson? It's not my fault you have a shit-tier name.

>>34735841
The only real redneck name is Cletus

>>34727747
You could have gone as Zak your whole life and been a Chad

>>34727451

Vincentius

My mother was a Latin major

>>34727451
abel
dont know what to feel desu

>>34736069
Please tell me you have a brother named Cain

Johann. No one says it right and my speech impediment makes me sound retarded so no one respects me.

>>34736090
no i dont have brothers sorry

Charles.

Pretty uncommon name around where i live. Only came across 2 other Charles in the 4 school i went.

Aron

origami