What's currently pissing you off? >it's 40 Celsius

>>34737833
fresh cut grass is the best smell ever so

File: 1481308905530.png (385KB, 599x510px) Image search: [Google]

385KB, 599x510px

>straya cunts on my /r9k/

>air conditioning
pisses me off

>cut grass smell
pisses me off

this thread is fucking pissing me off

>>34737833
mosquitoes. I fucking hate the summer.

>>34737833
>38 degrees celsius
>fan broke
>cant open window cuz insects
>Air conditioning is expensive and energy costs a lot in the third world

>>34737833
Hi Ausfag.

>tfw in singlet and undies, still too hot
>can't take off singlet because dad is around
>have assignments to do but it's too fucking hot

File: stocksuicide.jpg (22KB, 326x470px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 326x470px

>high 30s
>air conditioner is dead

>>34737935
>can't take off singlet because dad is around
why

what the fuck is a Celsius

>>34737978
My mum tolerates me walking around in a bra when he's not around but starts yelling at me when he is. He's my dad, I don't see the problem.

>30 Celsius
>chilling at home because aircon
>no cuteboy to share the cool air with
;-;

File: IMG-20170204-WA0016.jpg (31KB, 641x653px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 641x653px

>>34738035
>bra
>inb4 tits or gtfo
>that one screenshot about no girls on the internet
>that image macro guide for /b/
You just had to say you were a woman

>Forecast is for 60F+
>Get three inches of snow instead
Missouri has nothing worth experiencing

File: 1478109672631.jpg (22KB, 740x784px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 740x784px

>>34737935
>>34738035
BE IN BRISBANE

File: 2016-11-11-08-25-57-317919321.jpg (8KB, 259x194px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 259x194px

>>34737833
The tone of everyones voice around me, I want to snap a windpipe

gf refused to put on her old school uniform and roleplay with me tonight

>>34738102
ooga booga I am woman

>>34738122
Why are all of you from Qld? Isn't it the most normie state?

>>34738171
are you a stacey or an uggo

>>34738182
>on r9k
Which do you think

>>34738200
stacey roastie here to laugh at us like most of them, show us what it looks like when all you wear is a bra

>>34738164
>tfw I saved my school uniform specifically for this purpose some day
Summer or winter?

>>34738182
Neither.

>>34738237
read
>>34738214

originale

>>34737833
It's February... Do you live in Africa? Or Australia?

>>34738407
Which do you think? February is the hottest month, here.

File: 3143366-mercy.jpg (84KB, 1280x800px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 1280x800px

Story time kiddos, long but good.

Gonna keep it short (still long but it covers a massive chunk of my entire life so... :

>Didn't like gay people as a kid
(or blacks desu. still don't. statistically inferior.)

>Be me, like 2-4 years old

>Me and black cousin (very close to him as a kid) find Uncle's porn mags.
>Copy the girls in the magazine and kiss frequently under the kitchen table
>Go into the bathroom with each other when we poop/piss
>I move around the age of 4 or 5
>3~ years pass
>Neighbor across the street is my friend. We're about 6-8 at the time.

>Go into my closet
>Look at each other's dicks

>Ask him to use my walkie talkie to go in the bathroom and tell me what it feel like when he fingers his butt with lotion
>Says no

>Cousin comes over all the time (DIFFERENT COUSIN!!!!!)
>This cousin is 3.5 years older and white
>We eventually start jerking off in the same room
>Shows me his dick
>Jerks off and shows me him cumming

>this is how I found out about cum

We stop doing this gay shit by the time he's 16

>still don't care for gay people
>years pass

>14 y/o find out about traps and dickgirls

Hottest thing ever

>/r/lgbteens generic "am I gay???!!" post

(((I just remembered I asked this on Yahoo answers when I was like 11 or 12 because I thought Dahvie from BOTDF was cute, really cringey now)))

Now I'm pan/bi and want a Mercy from Overwatch to enslave me with her mommy cock while in her Halloween skin.

Pic related. Dream gril.

>>34738665
Posted as a reply instead of post.


Fuck mobile posting.

File: 1464028415858.jpg (90KB, 534x401px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 534x401px

>>34737833
>lawns