Why don't you take advantage of cosmetic surgery, robots?

>>34744976
You joke but Tom Cruise ascended from incel to Chad through some really good facial reconstruction surgery.

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>>34745016
Pic related, compare this to his prime aesthetics.

>>34744976
Hmm, I'm not quite so sure about that, OP. Can I get a quick rundown?

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>>34745121
Quick rundown on them:

>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs

>in contact with aliens

>rumoured to possess psychic abilities

>control france with an iron fist

>own castles and banks all over the world

>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)

>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth

>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies

>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now

>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/12162705/Patriarch-Kirill-meets-penguins-in-Antarctica.html

>They learned fluent French in under a week

>scientists pointed a special microphone at the point in the universe where the Big Bang occured

>This is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk

>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

>The twins are about 8 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

>>34745040
I honestly can't tell the difference, I probably have facial blindness.

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>>34745136
Havent gotten a rundown in a minute

For fucks sake you faggot
>Control France with an iron fist

Can someone tell me why I'm reading this nonsense?

>>34744976
Too poor and don't want my only friend to judge me

It would only be around $3500 USD for double eyelid surgery, it's not very invasive (just a cut on your eyelids basically) and looks natural.

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>>34745346
obviously it is supposed to mean
>Control France with a friendly iron fist
duh

>>34745365
.....

............

.......................You're kidding right

Its "Control France with an iron BUT FAIR FIST."

Get it right

>>34745365
gonna go ahead and take that picture if you dont mind

>>34745391
it ia too late for him anon the bogdanoffs have already interspacially meditated thier bog blast waves towards him it is far to late

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The pushup that saved /r9k/

>>34745391
>still hasn't taken the bogpill

>>34745418
Hes literally existing just to not exist, bog waves aren't even understood in terms of bogtum mechanics

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>>34745453
Guess nows a better time then never

>>34745493
and to think we have barely scratched the surface of inter spacial meditation while they have mastered it

What did the call save again? Can someone give me a quick rundown on that?

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I'm considering fixing my overbite/overjet through jaw surgery, I should contact an orthodontist