>virgin neet in early twenties >friend drags me to a small

Just say youre a virgin, any elaboration and your lie could slip which would be worse than just saying the truth

Also theres a fair chance one of the girls might become more attracted to you knowing how girls treat their sex count like fucking trophies, either that or pity fuck

>>34748239
>Just say youre a virgin

kek, good one

>>34748196
whatever you do, don't lie, the normies will detect it and catch on to the fact that you're a lowkey aspergers psychopath

what did you say mate?

anon pls cont?

>>34748239
>>34748264
I just dipped out to the bathroom before it became my turn to answer
I don't think I could have handled telling a group of people that I'm a virgin..

>pity fuck
I actually got a phone number from one of the cute girls because I pulled a card that said "Take 2 drinks if you have Anon in your phone" and she felt bad that only one person drank.


Fuck this is somehow even more pathetic in hindsight, leaving the house is always a mistake.

I've told groups that I'm a virgin. It's only weird because you have it in your head as a failure. I want to be a virgin until the right girl so I have nothing to fear. Think about it, if another guy mentioned he's a virgin would you mock him?

>>34748196
Say you're a virgin cos this dick ain't cheap

>>34748323
>It's only weird because you have it in your head as a failure.
but it is a failure

>>34748290
You need practice socialising Anon, get your friend to take you to more parties.

>>34748196
say a long time ago once when you were 16. they cant tell you lied and its not as bad as saying youre a virgin

>>34748357
But they are kind of terrifying to be at.

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>>34748239
>being honest with normies

bahahahahahahahahaha anon please stop i can orbit with my sides only so much

>>34748196
failsafe fake sex story "we met at a bar and hooked up, was really drunk, dont remember much. wasnt even good sex."