>tfw meet girl over chat >tells me she's 15 >stay

>>34748032
>the sister I never had

fucking bullshit, you're gonna end up wanting to fuck this girl. ''sister i never had'' is the worst excuse i have ever heard

>>34748032
Merry Xmas anon!

>>34748032
probably a sting but have fun i guess

>>34748047
she lives on another continent, it will never happen

>>34748069
but you want it to, that's the point

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You know Chris Hansen is back, right?

>>34748082
she's real I have proof

>>34748032
If it's not real incest I have no interest. I support pedo shit, don't get me wrong, but it has to be incest.

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>>34748079
I'm not a degenerate, but I'm afraid that maybe she wants it to happen

>>34748089
Tell her to send a pic to your phone, then upload it here.

>>34748089
Chris Hansen real too

Just fuck her boy. 15yo feels really good. Be sure to have plan B for a situation, when she tries to blackmail you get di fuk out.

>>34748111
No, why would I. She's cute I guess, but to young for me.

>>34748120
That's illegal my friend.

>Meet girl in chatroom
>Switch to private chat
>Switch to Yahoo Messenger
>Talk for a couple minutes
>Tells me she's 16, first told me she was 23
>2 secobds later asks me why I'm chatting with a minor
>Oh shit...
>Told her she literally told me like 2 seconds ago
>Keeps trying to turn the conversation sexual
>Keeps showing me pictures and telling me she's excited about her upcoming prom
>Nope, fuck this...I'm out
>When I'm still not sure if it was an FBI Agent or if this bitch ended up in somebodies trunk...


All these years later.


Good for you OP.

>>34748134
Who cares.
orasfsdfafds

>>34748124
Then tell me she took pics of herself with your request. If not then its most likely honeypot.

>>34748153
No, we exchanged pics but it was on her request and after she told me her age I explained her that she has to stop sending me weird pics.
How illegal would it be to vidchat if I didn't request it?

>>34748134
In some countries only, you bloody fool.

>>34748057
>land of the free
>when you literally go to prison for not wanting an autistic retard baby and choosing young women
Glad I'm European.

>>34748227
Knocked up many fifteen year olds have you.

>>34748257
>what is contraception
Also if a cute 15 year old qt would want my (instead of Hans Donnerschwanz') D, I would wait a year and marry her right away from the market.

>land of the free
>finally have a baby from a 40 year old roastie so it's socially acceptable (womyn studies graduate who wanted to build her career and ride the carousel before having a kid)
>nipples are evil, feed kid with corn syrup sludge so it has a burnt out pancreas, fatty liver and dementia by age 1
>jews over at big biotech and big pharma rubbing their hands in excitement because you were a good goy and now buying their insulin
Fucked up country, bruv.

>>34748142
>>2 secobds later asks me why I'm chatting with a minor
That is a gigantic red flag, good job getting the fuck out of there.

>>34748293
>Hans Donnerschwanz
Explain this meme.

>>34748293
>>what is contraception
Then what was all that shit about autistic retard babies? Don't get me wrong I fully support pedophilia but come on.

>>34748312
Hans = Popular name, like Chad
Donner = Thunder
Schwanz = Tail, penis euphemism

>>34748320
I'm just saying if you were sombody to fuck hundreds of 15 year olds like an animal you would use contraception.
Personally I would not, I would make a virgin qt my waifu and provide her a life without worries right away.

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>>34748338
>I would make a virgin qt my waifu and provide her a life without worries right away.
you're a nice guy anon
too many people into young teenagers just want a sex-toy

>>34748171
>How illegal would it be to vidchat
What laws would Skyping break?
And are they international laws or the laws of your country? Or hers?
I can't think of any.

>>34748364
But you couldnt tell if we did chat normally or did lewd stuff so it could be bad for me.

>>34748387
Oh I guess it would look bad if you were brought up on later charges...
But it's not illegal in itself so just don't do anything wrong and you're fine?

Hell I don't even think that her doing lewd stuff is illegal unless you are a retard and you save it.

>>34748348
Unfortunately even in Slavland this is on it's way out and replaced by American SJW/womyn liberation and hookup culture.
The only people who are socially allowed to live the dream are Muhammad, his two wives and 12 kids.

>>34748466
Eh I'm sure there's still a decent amount of 15 year olds who haven't slutted it up yet.
Just find a romantic type and woo her.

>>34748105
Man, that's so crazy haha

I still have a question. Could I send her money somehow or would that be suspicious/illegal. Maybe for a bday present or so.

>>34748047
fpbp as always. Don't delude yourself OP.

This happened to me, I initially thought a 15 year old was in her 20s based on her picture. I like being a father figure though.

>>34748552
>father figure

How fucking old are you?

>>34748532
Go ahead, make her parents suspicious.

>>34748574
It wouldn't be a big amount just something small. She said she would like to have some new pencils to draw, but wouldn't get an allowance.

>>34748032
You grow up. I was in the same situation and stopped talking to her because chatting to girls is pointless on the internet desu.

>>34748605
I realized that I have a real bitchy little sister already and quit the fake shit I mean.

>>34748602
How old are you, OP? Chances are too old to be this much of a pathetic beta even by this board's standards.

>>34748648
I'm 21 years olde.

>>34748663
Then use tinder or something. This is just sad.

>>34748142
Amerifats are actual dumbtards. Thinking about wanting to fuck a 16yo is not pedophilia.

>tfw living in a country where the age of consent is 15yo

>>34748683
This is no sexual relationship man.

>>34748690
You would 100% fuck this girl if you could. You're lying to yourself. It's not a brother/sister thing. You're creepy.

If the age of consent went up to 19 or something higher than 18, would huge amounts of porn become illegal for having 18 year old actresses?

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>>34748712
Shut up. It's not sexual. If you watched moe anime you'd realize this.

>>34748712
Dude she is 15, do you realize what you talk about? That's just disgusting.

>>34748716
Yes. Age of consent is a purely social construct.

>>34748750
So Islam was right again?

>>34748746
OP is 21. That's a huge difference right now. She's half way through high school and he's old enough to have an undergrad degree.

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>>34748732
anime isn't real anon

>>34748763
Not from the perspective of a civilized society but in terms of raw power their system of child raping, selling women as sex slaves and burning people alive wins.

>>34748778
That's right I will have my undergrad this year.

Hey, I have one of those! My sister-in-law is about eight years younger than me. She too is the little sister I never had. She's smart, witty, level headed. I take her out for sushi or other things. I love doing stuff for the family but particularly her. She's a friend and confidant.

...still want to fuck the shit out of her though.

>>34748788
Are you saying Saudi Arabia is not civilized?

>>34748833
delete this you wretch.

>>34748833
At least you can be honest. Can't believe your brother lets you take his wife out for sushi. She may think you're gay.

>>34748840
Chopping people's hands off and stoning them to death for inane bs isn't civilized, Anon.

>>34748873
Having sex before marriage is even less civilized.

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>>34748798
iktf compadre
it sucks

>>34748869
Wrong side. Wife's little sister.

>>34748917
So marry before sex, easy fix.

>>34748798
Why are you undergraduating?
Why not overgraduate?

>>34748934
Marriage isn't a smart decision in "civilized" countries right now. The wife takes everything.

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>>34748032
>Chatting to girls online
No matter how close you think you are, you mean nothing to her.

She's talking to a dozen other guys and would just shrug and move on if you were to ignore her texts.

>>34748982
>reply instantly when she sends a message
>she takes 2 days to reply to you
>The moment you get the reply, you instantly reply to her
>wait another 2 days for the reply
You can tell you're not important.

>>34748982
Good point. OP is getting literally nothing out of this.

>>34749007
He's getting a warm feeling in his chest because he cherishes her though.

>>34749005
reply to her, she replies like 3 times in 10 seconds.

>>34749043
Reply to her, she sends me two texts, a snap, and a FaceTime request

>>34749062
sound breddy gud

>>34749036
Lmao I swear to god OP, if you buy her fucking pencils you are the biggest faggot on this board.

>>34749062
Reply to her, she sends me eight texts, nudes and $5 on PayPal.

how do I get her some money? Is bitcoin a solution?

>>34749084
why? she draws awesome

>>34749089
>trying to teach a 15 year old girl about bitcoin and how to use it
KEK
you're my nigga OP

>>34749089
Stop treating her like she is your daughter and move on. It's only going to get worse if you continue like this.

>15 or something
>get to know a girl on the other side of the country
>2 years younger than me
>we have fun chatting
>she sends me 2 pics
>nothing sexual, though
>we fight and she blocks me
We both are legal by now, but I still have the pictures lying around. It is kind of funny thinking that if someone finds them I could suddenly be an evil sick man, even though I mostly fap to milf doujins.

>>34749088
Nice digits lad I'm inclined to believe you

>reply to her, she sends me 20 bitcoin and the garage code to sneak into her parents' house

>>34748120
Agree with this, once you try it you can't go back.

>>34749089
You could just use paypal. A 15 year old can have a bank account with a normal debit card in most countries.

>>34749351
Ok, thanks, but I would be identifyable then in case if things blow up. Should I abort the money thing?

>>34749608
probably, seems like the most likely way to get caught
especially if you are too cautious to video call her

>>34749695
no I videocalled her but I'm afraid that there might be consequences

>>34748552
>I like being a father figure though

What did he mean by this?

Daddy or "daddy ;)"

>>34749721
what did you do that there would be consequences for?

>>34749755
I'm not sexually interested in her because I found out she's 15. That's just wrong.

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OP this is Chris Hansen with Crime Watch Daily. We are doing a story on internet predators. Take a seat right over there.

>>34749786
I'm 18 and that's not wrong

I'm mortally bitter about growing older by the minute because it becomes non-OK when you turn 20

>>34749758
that's why I asked. I know that it's illegal, to arrange irl meetings.

>>34749820
is it?
or isn't it just illegal to actually meet irl?
I've no idea.

>>34749805
I'm much much older than 18. I was quite clear that I wasn't going to bang her, but based on how she acted I'm worried she's going to keep looking for someone my age to lewd with. Oh well, it would be their problem.

>>34749835
here it's illegal if I would tell her to wait somewhere.

>>34749799
more like thought crime daily

>>34749844
she's clearly a roastie. How dare you cherish her

>>34748134
One more year and it's legal in UK, and some US states, friend.

>>34749844
might as well be you

>>34748032

Wait until she's of age and then marry her on the spot. Worked for Elvis.