This pony is at your door, wanting to sell you some cookies.

>>28405094
Nah, I'll open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur

>>28405094
>RAPE

>>28405094
Sure. It's always good to be social and help out in your community.

i like cookies, so ok.

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>>28405094

>>28405094
I'll let my waifu open it and bring her inside. Then dominate the filly her futa cock.

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>be in your house for an untold amount of time
>ponies assume you've gone full NEET and the Elements of Harmony don't save you because plot bullshit
>a filly scout goes to your doorstep anyway
>peek a glazed eye through the peephole
>OH MY FUCKING GOD, IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS
>MUST TAKE IT
>bust through the door like pic related
>grab her boxes of Tagalongs, pay her double and tell her to keep the change
>AWAKEN MY DIABETES

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>>28405167
it took me a second to realize that was the top of his leg.

I'd buy the cookies then lick the part where she held it with her mouth.

>>28405094
>lumineko

Depends if she has those samoa cookies on her. Those are the best.

>>28405263
Ma friend of African descent

>>28405167
>bust through the door like pic related
This made me laugh a fucking lot for some reason

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>>28405094
As a former scout, I'm a total sucker for that shit. I'd open the door and donate. If the cutey let me give her pets n' shit I'd give her even more. Tbh, I'd probably try to get involved in the retard scouts as a leader to give me something to do and work with cute little ponises to make them better and shit.

>>28405094
>cookies with hay
No, thank you.

>>28405553
It's not funny

I don't mean that in the "st-stop hurting muh feefees" way, I mean that in the "I am dead serious, Tagalongs are the best shit and I wouldn't dare joke about them. Also AWAKEN MY DIABETES was funnier imo" way

LUMINEKO IS SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Makes me wonder if they all pray to Celestia at their meetups and stuff. People forget that the boy scouts and girl scouts are sponsored by churches and exist partially to try to cram faith down kids throats, at least some troupes anyway.

I still remember the good old days of standing still during the prayer and awkwardly mumbling the lines while the semi-closeted gay kid did the same thing. It's one of the many things that left a really sour taste in my mouth about the whole experience, then again I'm sure most people had functional troops that weren't ridden with blatant favoritism where leadership positions and advancement were actually open to everyone instead of just being forced upon the kids who were the kids of the scoutmasters.

>>28405592
Hello fellow former scout. It is I, apparent degenerate and super jaded former scout!

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>>28406025
Indeed. Your troop musta sucked, senpai. I only hit Star, but that's just cause I was lazy and shit, my troop is actually one of the top in terms of Eagles, at least in the area. I'd be a leader if I wasn't too lame to get eagle and I actually had anything to offer. We even did fun shit like watch Blazing Saddles as a troop and climb Mt. Whitney and n' shit.

You're experience was apparently complete shit, but don't be too jealous, because while I did get a lot out of it, I completely squandered my chances to do anything with myself. 3 of my best friends are Eagles and 2 went to the Air Force Academy. I have a 2 year degree in history, a part time job, and an alcohol problem.

Y'all should support the fillies and shit tho.

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>>28405094
>open door
>boop
>close door

It was a good day.

>>28406025
>the boy scouts and girl scouts are sponsored by churches
in burgerland, maybe

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>>28405263
>tfw you buy a whole box of them just for yourself and slowly eat them one at a time

>>28405094
If I would live in Equestria all the time I would just ignore her. Otherwise I would open the door.

>>28405716
It is an oatmeal cookies

>>28406270
Oatmeal? Are you crazy?

>rape

Wasn't there a green awhile back where Anon molested a filly-scout trying to sell him cookies? I hope none of you would do such a thing.

>>28406283
Got a link there buddy?
Y'know... For science?

>>28405094
I would crumble her cookie.

And by that I mean >>28405107

>>28406283
Yes.

>>28405094
>Buys all the mints

>>28406211
Do you guys even have a wilderness in Urop? I thought the entire continent was deforested or something like that.

>>28406283
>Wasn't there a green awhile back where Anon molested a filly-scout trying to sell him cookies?
I mean I wrote most of one where a filly scout molested anon, trying to sell him cookies.

Still feel sort of bad that I didn't quite finish it, but such is life.

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>>28406250
>Tfw you buy a whole box for yourself and you end up eating the whole thing in a matter of minutes because they're just so goddamn good

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>>28405094
>>28405125

>>28406422
>>28406473
>>28406498
Give links ffs. My dick is ready

>>28405094
I usually just ignore them. I'll just stand at the door and wait till she goes away. I don't want your damn cookies go away!

I want her to blackmail me into buying her shit.
Using lewd methods.

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>>28405094
>lure her inside
>cut off her ears
>buy some cookies
>Shove the bought cookies in her snatch

>>28405094
That depends. Can I pay in kisses?

>>28405094

>Buy cookies.
>Do not close the door.
>Begin masturbating with the cookies before she goes off.
>Be surprised when she tells you that's not how you make use of cookies.
>Be positive that is the right way.
>Let her teach about her way of using cookies, feeding them to you.
>In return, you will teach her your way of using cookies, feeding them to her snatch.
>Eat out the cookies out of her snatch.
>Let her eat cookies from your funstick.
>Eat out the cookies out of her snatch [with your funstick[/spoiler]
>Ask her to make more cookies.

>>28408116
>implying she is that stupid

>>28408189

>implying most clopfics are any different.

>>28408116
Sounds like a pretty hot thing to be quite honest but as anon above me said said probably not that gullible

>>28405094
I hate when they use kids for whatever kind of charity just so you won't say no to a donation. But once I'd have opened it I probably wouldn't say no, because I remember when I had to sell stamps for school and felt really bad when someone just closed the door on you. That's why I put up a NO DONATIONS sticker, which keeps most charities away.

>>28405094
>Small knock on front door.
>Answer to find a filly scout selling cookies.
>She is fucking adorable you just want to cuddle the hell out of her.
>She gives the little speel about donations to her troop and blah blah.
>You offer to buy 10 boxes of chocolate peanut butter cookies if she lets you pet her for a little bit.
>She hesitates a little "....well alright mister Anon."
>You are ecstatic to get to pet pone.
>Sitting on the couch you softly pet her and just enjoy the simple soothing feeling of soft pony fur and mane.
>After a little bit you give in to your urges and pick her up.
>Upon doing so you cuddle the fuck out of her nuzzling burying your face in her mane with a satisfied hum.
>She struggles some at first not knowing wtf your doing.
>As soon as it's apparent your not going to hurt her she relaxes.
>"This is going to cost you 5 more boxes"
>You give a muffled "okay" and snuggle the ultra soft filly.
>After about 20min you reluctantly put the cute filly scout down and put her hat back on her head which you knocked off while nuzzling your face into her mane.
>You buy another 5 boxes in total 20 for her silence.
>Don't want the other ponies hearing about this.
>You don't need them thinking you like them or anything.
>Baka
>Plus in the wrong context this could be taken as very pedophiliac.
>She trots off happily 20 boxes lighter.
>You close the door knowing you just paid for pony snuggles.
>This world has made you sink to a new low.
>You sit with you cookies and eat them alone.

There have a shitty greentext.

>>28408480
WHERE'S THE SEX SCENE!

>>28408656
after getting all horned up, you touch yourself to climax but it's really unsatisfying and now you have to either clean yourself up or sit there wallowing in growing feelings of shame at what you did

>>28408676
Do I have to sit, can't I go curl up into a ball on the corner and wallow in my shame

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>>28406595
Anon you're a fatty fatty fat fat fatty.

>>28408656
I typically don't do lewds just because I never feel like I'd do a good job and don't usually feel an urge to write them personally. But I likely will at some point I'm sure.

>>28405094
Ignore. I'm on a diet.

>>28409329
>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
>"Open up fatty! I know you're in there."
>Just ignore her Anon. She will grow tired and go away.
>"I can see your fat ass through the window!"
>Fuck...
"Go away!"
>"Buy my cookies or I'll tell them you molested me!"
"We both know the guards won't believe you anymore."
>"Fuck you! Buy my cookies!"
"No!"
>She begins bagging on the door franticly.
>"Anon! Open this Celestia damned door already!"
>She stops assulting your door to rifle through her bags.
>"Look."
>She pulls out-
>Oh no. Your favorites...
>"I got vanilla wafers~"
"G-Go away!"
>"I got 50 of these boxes just for you."
"I-I'm...uh.."
>"I know how much you loved them last time. All you have to do is open the door and give me your money~"
"I'm on a diet..."
>"What was that?"
"I'm on a diet."
>"I can't hear your muffled fat lips through the reinforced door. What?!"
"I'm on a diet!"
>...
>"HAHAHAHAHAha! You?! On a diet?"
>You can't help but to feel shame.
>"That's rich! Real rich."
"I'm serious, go away!"
>"Ahh, Anon you stupid monkey. Nopony is ever gonna love you EVEN if you do lose your gut. Now, why don't you open the door so we can speak like civil individuals AND BUY MY DAMN COOKIES!"
>She begins banging on the door again.
"Go away you psychotic horse!"
>"I WILL SHOVE ALL OF THESE COOKIES UP YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T OPEN THIS DOOR!"

>The neighboors called the guards.
>She got grounded, but she's still part of the scouts selling cookies.
>You relapsed 3 months later.

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>>28409552
Oh god my sides.

>>28405094
"just fuck me up"