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>tfw too intelligent for MLP

>>28384717
where did this meme come from

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>>28384352
i really really like this meme

who left the ride after s6 here?

Daily reminder that Josh said the season was shit before it even started airing. He had no stake in the show, he left straight after this season.

>>28384351

she still need to lose 8 lt of blood and strip in every fucking battle

>>28384351
>strip in every fucking battle
Now, that could be interesting.

>>28384351
wut, her irises disappear when she reads minds?

>>28379501
"Have a few of the investigators go undercover as some of the servants as well, see if they can weed anything out." you tell him.
>"I already have, I'll report to you with anything you need to hear." Magicae responds.
"Good, I'm counting on your vigilance Magicae." you say to him.
>"And I am counting on your judgement as King." Magicae responds.
>You exit the library.
>Now all there was to do, was wait.
>What else could you do?
>And so you lie in wait, awaiting any new information on Mimosa.
>All the while this is all going on without Astral glow's knowledge.
>Several days go by with no word.
>You begin to wonder if you were mistaken the whole time, perhaps Mimosa was not the spy after all...

>But then one day something finally comes up and Magicae summons you to the library immediately.
"What is it Magicae? What happened?" you ask him.
>"I believe our doubts have been destroyed your highness. We have some new evidence." Magicae tells you.
"What kind of evidence? What did she do?" you ask him
>"We found out how she does her little disappearing acts." he says.
>"One of OUR spies accidentally bumped a hidden button disguised as a wall panel that opened a passageway." he tells you.
"A passage?" you say questioningly.
>"Indeed, remnants of the old castle layout of old. Leads to the ancient dungeons. We believe she goes to hide under the castle." he states to you.
"Well, this is good to hear I guess." you respond
>"Now, as you are the King. I will ask you before I take any action. How do you think we should proceed your highness? You are the king after all." he says.

>What do we do?

>>28384148
This is alot of responsibility to be thrust upon a previous clover merchant. Have a slight moment of nervousness before deciding that the passage be monitored. If we don't catch anypony using it within the next one or two days we send a in a raid. Sound good Magicae?

>>28384326
>You have a slight moment of nervousness.
>This is alot of responsibility to be thrust upon you and only a few months ago you were selling clovers before Astral chose to wed you.
"K-keep an eye on it. If you don't see anypony using it after a few days then send in a raid." you tell him.
>"As you wish, your highness." Magicae replies.
>And so it was done.
>Eyes were secretly kept on the passage and they even found a few other ones in other locations.
>Even more entrances to watch.
>But we'd manage it.
>So far nothing, until nightfall.
>One spy reports a servant using one of the passages...
>And it isn't Mimosa!
>Maybe you were wrong about her after all.
>Apparently one of the spies attempted to follow them but hasn't reported back since...
>Something has gone wrong.
>Magicae prepares a raid on the passages to see if they can recover the lost servant.
>"So it seems actions must be taken." Magicae states.
>"Are you ready for what we may find your highness?" he asks you.
"I'm ready." you respond.
>"Then we haven't a moment to lose. We'll be back." Magicae states as he disappears into the passage with some guards.
>A few hours pass with no events.
>You begin to wonder if they're alright.
>Eventually they return at fucking dusk with the lost servant.
"What happened in there? Did you find anything?" you ask them.
>"No your highness." Magicae replies.
>"It's a gods damn labyrinth down there." one of the guards states.
"What of you? Did you see anything?" you ask the spy.
>"I tried to follow them but eventually they disappeared. Next thing I knew I was lost, I had no idea where I was, or where I was going." he says.
>"Hm, troubling indeed. It seems they have chosen a most useful lair." Magicae states.
>"Where is the queen anyway?" he asks.
"Don't worry, she's busy dealing with a few disputes. I made sure she'd be busy for this." you assure him.

Continued in next post because text limit.

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>>28383877
here's to 6 more

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>tfw you've been on the ride for 6 years

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>>28383877
>it's been 5 years for me
>still haven't found anything else to fill my life with

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>preferably from the first person
I'M THE FIRST PERSON
POST RARITY

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>>28380388
Poner?

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>>28380388
Poni should poni poni

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>>28380388
Pones?

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>>28379775
meh

There is actually nothing wrong with this...it's kinda fun as a simple, and is a bout on par if not better than the old games that used to be on the old cartoonnetwork.coms game section and I'd kill a couple hours on there easy in middle school

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So what are your guys's complaints with this?

True innocence doesn't exist in humans.

>>28379311
They'd be miserable creatures not worth a second glance.

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>>28379311
They would all be Muslim Feminist Persons of Color.

>>28376952
>Twiggy the piggy
How about no

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>>28376952
I would help her recover her lost body weight and get the threapy she needs to keep that body weight

>>28376952
No, but I'm sure this is the result of her semen only diet, so I will live with the side effects.

>>28376595
When we last left off, we got two new crew members and were talking to ash.

Continuing from responses:

“I’ll try to keep rockets in mind then.”
>Ash shrugs, smiling.
>“Just one idea, I know that the Pegasus will have more or better ones.”
“What were the other ships you were on like? Tell me about your past work experience.”
>“All of it was the same really, just different guns. Shoot. Boom. Ship is gone. One ship I worked on, the Relentless, was really special though. Big ass battle ship, it was oddly fun just making bases and vehicles explode from orbit.”
“Why change jobs? Sounds like you were happy.”
>Ash nods, looking nether sad or happy
>“I was, kinda. More so with the Relentless, the only reason I stopped was because the captain retired and the crew disbanded. That was when I was 27, the other three I worked on since I was 24. Just kind of got bored and decided to move on, wanted to try different ships. Only got fired once.”
“Fired? Why?”
>Ash rolls her eyes, looking annoyed.
>“Because the captain lost her mind that I gave her bubble wrapped kid a smoke for his 17th birthday, and offered him a night on the town. God forbid that the kid lives a little.”

>>28376608
I see that she has some skill in melee combat, give her 4000 credits for the hire fees and the combat knife as a "welcome aboard!" gift. I honestly don't see us using that thing since we have a baton (that isn't listed in our inventory I might add). Once done we may as well start that escort job.

>>28376608
"You can take me on a night out if you want..." Smirk.

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>>28375040

>>28375040

Still waiting forthe nigger kick pic

I don't know, anon. When you find out, tell me too, okay?

>>28374866
Create a tulpa. 3DPD will always let you down.

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>>28374866
Your local public library.

>>28371216
I was wondering the same thing

pls no, i still miss heinessen

>>28371338
Wait. I remember some thread with a ISIS picture on it. Looked shady. Do you think that faggot may have did it?

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No, but archive.moe is back under the domain "archived.moe".

http://archived.moe/mlp/

>>28370882
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/630920
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WANT A DAKIMAKURA FOR CHRISTMAS

They sell them on websites, some artists make them for you and you can commission them.

That one is made by the people who are doing that pony high school game or whatever. It's on their site.

You can also use 3rd party printing for inexpensive ones.

>>28370882
>>28370906
Forgot to mention yeah they are at cons. Trot con has lewd ones too.