"Anon can you please stop shouting my sister's name

>>28405666
"Wait, you have a sister?"

...

"She single?"

>masterbate

>>28405666
Shut up, faggot, I do what I wan-

I-I mean, I'm sorry, S-satan

>>28405666
You first.

>>28405666
I didn't know Jesus Christ was your sister

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>>28405666
>Spike, don't you know you can only yell a very special person's name when they masturbate?
>If you want me to stop, you're going to have to find me someone even more precious and purple.
>There's a dress your size in my closet. You can start whenever you want me to stop

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>>28405666
No, Satan, I can't.

>>28405666
Dude, I'm SILENT when I masturbate.

I only scream her name when she deepthroats me.

Or that one time when I hilted myself as deep as I could in her burning hot, slick, silky marehood and started cumming hard and she was winking her lips against my balls in between spurts and just kept milking me like that.

What were we talking about?

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>>28405666
In the name of god, I shall fap even harder

>>28405666
Sorry Spike, but I told you when I moved in that singing along to ELO was the only way I could sustain an erection.

>>28406022
>screaming BRRRRUCE
this is why ponies don't like you

>>28406216
It's a legitimate psychological condition. I have a doctor's note and everything.

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>>28405666
>Would you prefer if I shouted your name instead?