Diamond Tiara just rudely shoved past you in the hall. What do?

>rape

Rudely shove past her in the hall.

>>28404368
Smack her ass really hard

Destroy her anus w/ mah dick.

>>28404368
>spin around
>catch her in the right temple with my elbow as well as all of the momentum brought by spinning
>crack her skull
>ded.png
>get arrested
>raped in prison
>worth it

>>28404368
kick her in the dick

>>28404368
Hide stupid wat do thread #22354356

>>28404368
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

>>28404416
Came here to say this.

Kill her and cut off her hand

>>28405340
Nothing to see here, scroll down

>>28404596
Come on man what do threads keep this board fun. Without them we'd only have shitty generals and thousand page fanfiction that belongs on a different website

>>28404368
Comfort her and give a cookie. If she resists say you won't stop until she takes it and eats it. that is how you get a pussy.

>>28404368
I'd drag her into the janitors closet pin her to the wall, then I'd ask her for consentual sex, but to keep acting like a jerk to me in public because I have a thing for abuse.

>>28404423
>This turns into a back and forth of each of you shoving past the other until you're both sprinting down the hall and bodyslamming each other against the lockers, bowling over bodies in the way

>>28404368
Be mad for the next half hour until I forget about it and develop an underlying resentment for her.

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>>28404368
Grab her wrist, pull her towards me, and embrace her really tightly while patting her head gently not to mess up her beautiful hair, and then try to do the same with Silver Spoon.
Whatever these two cuties will do afterwards, it was already worth it, and who knows, they just might get to like me.

>>28404368
Forcefully pin her down and hold her hands.

>>28405507
I imagined this as a sort of daily occurrence
>Every day between classes, people in the halls spot either anon or tiara and look around for the other
>When the two make eye contact, they charge at each other
>This usually just ends up with the two of them pushing themselves into a wall or some lockers
>since the school is pretty boring, the principals just watch this happen every day, and even considering changing the student's schedules to make it happen more frequently
>This goes on for a few weeks
>until one day, anon has a brilliant idea
>He sees Tiara across the hall
>everyone stops and watches the two begin their daily charge
>They are about 5 feet away from each other when anon implements his brilliant strategy
>he sidesteps
>his joy is immediately dampened, however
>Apparently, Tiara had the same idea
>onlookers are confused as to what has just happened
>anon and tiara look at each other with shock in their eyes
>after a tense moment of silence, the two realize how ridiculous they are being and start laughing
>everyone else just goes back to their business

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>>28405722
>Not escalating to the point that both of them join sports just to ram each other wearing football gear

>>28405731
That alone is better than what I wrote, but I'm not a writefag, otherwise I would have put much more effort into it
Also, I was considering them ramming cars into each other in the parking lot, but I don't have the write skills to pull that off well

>>28404368
get a boner and track her down after class for some lolidom

>>28405731
pls

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>>28404368

>>28404416
never change /mlp/

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>>28406624
why don't you lower yourself into this chair?

>>28405731
You don't really get how football works, do you?

>>28406832
Change chair to knees and Chris to Diamond Tiara and you've got a deal

Diamond Tiara is love.
I fell for her at first sight. Such amazing design, she's the prettiest filly really.

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>>28406861
why don't you lower yourself into this knees?

>>28406885
Change "this" to "my"

>>28406885
Perfect

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>>28404368
>You make a note
>They hasn't had you in this teaching post long
>But the principal had made it absolutely, unquestionably clear that that kid was above the law
>Unless she literally murderered another kid right in front of you, you weren't to get involved
>Apparently she tells her father everything
>And even the slightest criticism of his little princess sends that corporate businessman into a fit of downy rage
>He donates to the school's special programs
>Has a seat on every board imaginable
>But this little bitch can't keep getting away with this shit
>Eventually the solution comes to you
>It's simple, really
>Tiara seems to have only one friend
>Doubtless the rest of the kids having been pushed away by her bad attitude

>One day in class, Diamond Tiara is dressing down one of the harder-working students sat next to her
>What it is she's giving them grief over you're not entirely sure
>Doesn't really matter, at the end of the day
>But now is the time
"Silver Spoon?"
>The class hushes as you speak up
>Spoon herself seems shocked to have her name called
>You frown, and beckon her up to the front of the class
"Come over to my desk, please."
>She looks to Tiara for assistance - or maybe permission, and the spoiled brat waves her off with a wave of her hand
>She steps out from behind her desk, and before long is stood in front of all her classmates
>Looking at her shoes
>Clearly anxious
>You sigh
"I'm very disappointed, Silver Spoon. Why is it you feel as if it's acceptable to talk in class when everybody is trying to work?"
>She flounders for an answer
>She hadn't been doing anything
>It had been Tiara-
>-but she couldn't throw her friend under the bus like that
>So instead, she just stares at the ground and murmurs a hopeless, defeated apology
>"I'm sorry, sir."
>You nod approvingly
"Alright. We'll leave it at that for the moment, but you will finish your work at my desk so that you don't disturb anybody else."

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>>28407192
>You keep this up for a few weeks
>Every time Tiara steps out of line, you punish Silver Spoon
>And every time, she looks just as surprised, just as shocked
>Not to mention just as beyrayed when Tiara offers her no help whatsoever
>Sometimes you make her do her work cut off from the rest of the class
>Sometimes you just make her stand at the front of the class, silent and unmoving
>The class bullies take to throwing balled-up sheets of paper at her
>Firing spitballs
>Calling her names in the corridors
>And every time you see Silver Spoon she seems close to tears
>And where previously there was nothing but submissive respect for Diamond Tiara, there is a resentment
>Never before had you seen them exchange tense words
>But now it happens almost every week
>And that's when you start asking Diamond Tiara what she thinks Silver Spoon should do to make it up to the rest of the class
>The punishments get meaner
>And meaner
>Until she says that Silver Spoon should get on her knees and beg the class for forgiveness for disrupting their learning time

>With angry tears in her eyes as she lies prostrate in front of the class, Spoon is pelted with debris
>Even as she stammers out a sniffling apology, voice cracking
>And Tiara leads the attack, laughing all the while
>Until you dismiss the class without homework
>They start to rush out, but you catch Spoon by the arm
"I'd like you to stay back for a word, Silver."
>You glance over at Tiara
"As long as that won't disrupt your weekend, miss Tiara?"
>"Disrupt MY weekend? No way! I don't know why I ever hung out with somebody like her anyway."
>"More trouble than she's worth. Later, losers!"

>And with those parting words, Silver spoon breaks down into great, wet, snot-nosed blubbering tears

>You will never be a high school again.
>You will never have a rich qt freshman gf.

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>>28404368
I black her and her friend.

>>28407204
>>You will never be a high school again.
Good.

>cum inside

>>28407204
Implying you ever had a girlfriend, fag.

>>28406832
It's not pedo if we're both high school students.

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>>28407196
>You put an arm around Silver Spoon's shoulders and grab a couple of handfuls of tissues from the box on your desk
>You coo reassuringly
"There, there," you say as you help her dry her eyes, "You're not in trouble."
>She hiccups, and the tears are still flowing as her shoulders shake
>"I-I-I'm not?"
"Emphatically not."
>"But you hate me!" she bawls
>"Everybody hates me!"
>"Even- Even Di-"
>She chokes on her sobs, and you pass her another wad of tissues
"I don't hate you, Silver. I always thought you were one of my best, brightest and most beautiful students."
>She looks up to you with big, round wet eyes, the faintest glimmer of hope inside them
"I thought punishing you for the things you and Tiara did would help you shape up-"
"But i think I see now, it was never you, was it?"
>She shakes her head
>"Tiara was behind everything! It was always her ideas! Her plots! I just- I just went along because I thought we were friends!"
>You nod understandingly
"I think you'd benefit from being in another class. The people there wouldn't bully you so badly, you could make a fresh start. Harness all that potential Tiara's been keeping down."
"Would you like that?"
>Spoon nods, tears still in her eyes
>And goes so far as to throw her arms around your neck
>"Th-thank you, sir. I-I don't know how much more of this I could have taken."
>You pat her head
>She'll be alright

>And next week, when Diamond Tiara pushes past you in the corridor, you grab her by the wrist
>Without her lackey there to back her up, you drag her to an abandoned classroom
>The blinds are drawn
>The key is in the lock
>And you snap the door shut as soon as you're both inside
>Tiara rounds on you in absolute fury
>"What is the meaning of this? I'm going to tell-!"
>Which is when you shove the improvised cloth gag into her mouth
>It doesn't shut her up, but it muffles her indignant shouts as you bend her over a desk
>It stifles her screams as you pull her designer clothes off her writhing little body

>>28407288
>You toss her skirt across the room
>You tug her highschooler panties down around her ankles
>And despite her thrashing, you line your manhood up against her unblemished teen snatch
>Resting your throbbing member against her opening as the reality of her situation starts to sink in
>Tears run down her face
>Her muffled, outraged cries take on a note of pleading frenzy
>And then you're inside her
>You're not gentle
>You feel something tear
>And as the little girl in front of you starts to choke on wracking sobs, the slapping of flesh upon flesh fills the dark and dingy classroom
>She's so tight
>Feels so good
>And maybe next time she'll think twice before pushing past somebody in the hall

>>28407288
>anon being a suave guy who gets all the bitches but is awkward enough to be relateable.

God, fuck off.

>>28407288
How to ruin a story in one post

>>28407338
More

A g-girl just touched me. She must want my dick.

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>>28407204
I was a high school once. It was awful.

>>28407284
MODS

>>28407284
>this

>>28404368
This reminds me of my own experience back when I was still in high school.

>Walking to my next class
>Group of black girls blocking the hallway and talking loudly
>Another group of black dudes just behind them but leaning on the walls while talking
>Walk up to the group and try to get by
>They won't move
>Ask them to move so I can get by
>They stop talking look at me and tell me I'm being rude for interrupting them and to go around
>get a hand in my face
>had enough
>I face shove the girl that put her hand in my face and plow my way through the group while saying "move bitch, get out the way"
>They all start shouting
>The black guys behind them start laughing and jumping around
>One says "yeah, move your skanky ass hoe"
>Another one comes up to one of the black girls and pulls her weave out and throws it down the hall
>The black guys are laughing their asses off
>Black girls get in their face
>The black guys get even more rowdy when the black girls try talking shit to them
>I leave to my next class as the black guys are making fun of the black girls and they are all arguing in the hallway

>>28407517
I want to believe

>>28407557
It really happened
What was weird was the black guys just deciding they were gonna fuck with those black girls after I shoved my way through

>>28407517
>while the non black heads to class, the blacks linger in the halls and argue
The only thing that would have made this even more stereotypical is if a huge crowd of black people formed seemingly from nowhere and started recording the argument and likely to ensue fight while shouting worldstar hiphop

>>28404368
Rudely shove myself into her hall.

>>28407847
Top kek

>>28404368

"nada"

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>>28407338
You went too far, yeah?
What's to stop her from telling?

>>28404368
I kick her in the taco and make her suck on my big, thick and meaty burrito

>>28407446
what am i looking at?

>>28408308
Inb4 generic hentai "I'm going to photograph you getting raped, so don't tell on me or I release them" plot device

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>>28408419
>Don't tell or I'll release evidence that you're telling the truth

>>28407464
>implying you can't be 18 and in highschool

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>>28404368
simple

>>28405722
>Not turning into unbridled hate lust as they grab each other and make out before running into a janitors closet and fucking like animals in heat.

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>this whole thread

>>28405722
If both of them dodge the same way, they would collide.

>>28407208
Link to uncensored pic?

>>28409148
Here you go, faggot
http://i.imgur.com/PbtuAwr.jpg

>>28408322
>paedophile disguised as a school.jpg
>what am i looking at?

>>28409148
After you take a seat right over there

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>>28409920
Fuck off Chris

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>>28410052
She is an adult now.
Would you still have your way with her?

>>28409103
If they both stepped to their right, they would just end up on opposite sides of the hallway

>>28410067
Yeah probably

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>>28409920

:^)

>>28410220
Ok then, you're safe from Chris

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>>28404416
this

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>>28410052
>>28410234

I dont want to fuck a children
I dont want to fuck a children
I dont want to fuck a children
I dont want to fuck a children

>>28410289
She's in high school
Technically, in a way, not a children anymore

>>28410067
Even more so

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>>28410289
>a children

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>>28410289

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>>28410289

Come on anon, she is waiting

>>28410289
If you don't, she'll tell everyone that you did, so you might as well actually do it and at least get some enjoyment out of your situation.

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>>28410289

She need some relief, make her happy

>>28407517
I believe you anon. Nigresses are some uncultured bitches and black dudes, despite what the media tells you, can be some real bros.
but only the good ones

>>28410416
Happy vacation

>>28410416

wew lad

>>28410416
More?

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>>28410289
embrace it

>>28412175
Holy fuck I've been waiting for this to pop up again forever
Is it really legit? Because I never see it brought up

>>28412175
What the fuck?

>>28408458
It is completely retarded, but I can't tell you how many times I've seen it happen
It could have it's own spot on tv tropes, if tv tropes did hentai

>>28404368
Politely ask her not to do it again.

>>28412499
>She turns around and gives you a mean look
>She walks over and grabs your balls, forcing you to your knees
>She orders you to never tell her what do to again
What do?

>>28412524
>Cum and immediately start farting

>>28412524
Punch her in the eye and snap her neck

>>28412688
>Anon goes to jail for murder
>Gets raped and shanked in prison

>>28412743
What, she assault me first.
Had the right for self defense

>>28412837
It was just teasing, bro, it meant she liked you

>>28412743
>go to prison
>rape
Still got it

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Send her annoymous images of myself fapping to this every day, using Silver Spoon's phone.

>>28412524
get an erection

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The only solution.

>>28404368
Pull down her pants.

>>28404368
HOW ROOD AND ABSOLUTELY UNCALLED FOR, YOUNG LADY
>grab her by the back of her head
>press her face directly against my ass
>fart heavily until orgasm
>walk away humming the tune to the Andy Griffith Show

>>28412306
Of course it's legit. Why would you have any doubt?

>>28413531
That was probably the best part of that whole movie.

>>28410416

Source?

MLP lolicon is quite rare in the fandom thanks to derpibooru

>>28412306
Why would it need to be brought up?
Men's desire for/attraction to children were well known fact since ancient history, only oppressed in the last few decades.
There's a reason why women in power led the most frantic, brainwashing propaganda on moral ground against it.

>>28415371
Artist is called b0rn-to-die.
He's on Pixiv, but you can find him on Gelbooru.

>>28404368
Put my hand down her silk panties and gently massage her clit until she cums/apologizes.

>>28415389
If it's true it's certainly not very well known now.

>>28404368
Piss on her. Then she'll smell like piss for the rest of the day unless she wants to serve some bullshit story to her parents about how she DIDN'T piss herself and that some random guy pisses on her and disappeared. No change of clothes for her.

>>28404368
Slap the shit out of her

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First fillies, now human fillies. Didn't took you long faggots...

>>28415957
Loving fillies and human fillies isn't anything bad or "evil", unlike what old hags will try to make you believe.

>>28404368
Slap her ass.

>>28404368
Cry a little.

>>28408419
What kind of Hentai do you be watching? Because I never seen one with such a plot.

>>28404368
>Shove.
>Implying she can move a 300lb security guard with that frame.
>Start to wonder why I am in a hall at a High School.
>This isn't the night club.

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>>28416294
>Breaking news!
>Dj Vinyl Scratch has been abducted outside her nightclub. Reports say that her security was nowhere to be found!

>>28416281
Probably normie hentai, honestly. The shit you find on basic porn sites, not the presumably higher quality hentai you find when you actively search for it

>>28416719
Also, I don't speak japan-ese, so I'm figuring out the plot based on facial expressions and context alone

>>28416734
http://www.xvideos.com/video8739019/unsweet_netorare_ochita_onna-tachi_-_01
From what I figure, the first guy and girl fuck each other, the blonde guy blackmails her into sex, subsequently cucking the first guy
But like I said, facial expressions alone could lead to misinterpretation

>>28415371

>MLP lolicon is quite rare in the fandom thanks to derpibooru
>thanks to derpibooru

Explain

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>>28404368
Pull her tiara off and stomp on it and laugh at her.

>>28417059
It's a diamond, it can't break

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>>28417068
>When the mortals don't understand that you can ki blast it.

>>28417082
Black is mortal too

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>>28417022
They don't allow loli, and most people use DB as their primary pony provider, so artists are less likely to draw it since so few people would end up seeing it.

>>28417096
Not since the third season.

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>>28417096
-sigh-

Clearly you haven't seen the most recent fight where Zamasu attained immortality.

>>28415371
>not going to pbooru specifically for loli

>>28417103
I wonder if they could just post cropped images and link the source. Would crops get deleted?

It would probably need a cheeky tag or something so people can actually find stuff.

>>28412837
Ever hear of equal force? You can't fucking murder someone for grabbing your balls. You're allowed to meet their attacks with reasonable force (to every judge in America, that means equal force) until rhe threat is gone. That ALSO means that if someone is trying to kill you but then they try to run away, as far as the law is concerned, the threat is gone. If you chase them down and harm or kill them, you're at fault.

>>28404368
Break into the school later and rub my shit all over her locker.
The pooping Bandit knows when JUSTICE is needed.

>>28417785
So what you're saying is,..we grab HER balls...right?

>>28414470
>She lets go and slightly blushes before speed walking away
What do?

>>28417834
>rape

>>28417834
>speed walking
>not moon walking
Track her down and turn that rough diamond into a smooth criminal.

>>28417819
Yes.
You grab her by her girl balls and don't let go until she lets go.
And if she screams or moans, YOU BETTER DO THE SAME.

>>28417103
No artist that respects himself as such use a imagebooru as his main or even post their art directly there (some of their followers do that), they all have individual galleries where they can post whatever they want and people can see it.

Derpibooru's idiotic moderation have nothing to do.

>>28417876
This
Most of them dont even browse DP

>>28417876

>No artist that respects himself

That is the problem, MLP artist don't respects himself and the "derpibooru exclusive" tag is the proof of that

>>28404368
Stuff her in a random locker.

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>>28417914

>2492 pics

This fucking fandom

>>28417914
If they are so pathetic to do that, nothing of value is lost with those

>>28417914
I would not say that all artists, the minority

>>28417876
But not being able to post loli art on DB means that somebody looking for that sort of thing doesn't have an easy way of sorting the wheat from the chaff or even finding the unprocessed cereal grains to begin with.
Somebody that's into castration can search for it on DB and become a fan of lostdragon01's work and proceed from there, but someone interested in loli doesn't have that option.

>>28412837
>expecting any court to respect "self defence" when it's man against a woman
She could beat you senseless and have the court convict YOU for assault. That's how the law works with women, Anon.

>>28418076
Not really
Artists draw something because they like it without thinking of a imagebooru is ok with that.
But i don't doubt there are few exceptions.

>>28418154
Imagine if there were a type of website that Google refused to index and include in their search results. Doubtless some people would still make that kind of website, but people who wanted meaningful amounts of traffic would make other kinds of websites, and most people who were interested in that sort of thing wouldn't know that most of those websites existed because they wouldn't have any convenient way of finding them. Do you understand?

>>28418223
This. I'm not sure he realises that lots of artists enjoy the attention, and that if they think there's no audience, they might put their efforts toward more easily published things.

On the other hand, you're not really accounting for the MASSIVE internet backdraft against loli in recent years. Many artists simply would rather not risk a witch-hunt.

>>28418223
It has absolutly nothing to do.
A imagebooru isnt Google, not even close.

>>28418223
Really?
Most of those artists dont even know about DP, you are giving too much credit to that page

>>28418260
Of course all of them want attention, art is nothing without someone to see it.
But they have their galleries for that.

>>28418282
>But they have their galleries for that.
where

>>28418346

In a oscure weebsite like Pixiv

>>28418346
Patreon

>>28418346
Modtly pixiv

>>28418361
How Pixiv is oscure?

>>28418401

>want a lot of attention with you west cartoon doodles
>better use a japanese site for that

>>28418346
Everywhere that is not DP or DA?

>>28418076
I would say for something like that Palheal works better

>>28404368
She dont know i got an m9 in my backpack

>>28418458

The tags system there is quite shitty desu

>>28418361
By now, everyone knows about Pixiv

>>28418486
>M9
shit taste m8

>>28418458
All the artist i know is for palheal

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>>28418486

>>28419769
You're cute when you're trying to be evil

>>28419769
>Lick one of the cones, taking some ice cream.
>"Hey, give that back!"
>Slur 'You will just have to take it back.' in a confident tone.

>>28419905
>Someone licks some ice cream off your cone
>Ask them for it back
The fuck is wrong with you?

>>28420146
>Implying that wasn't a demand.
B-baka!

>>28420153
You're missing the point.

>>28420192
I was assuming she stole my cone and was being a snot about it so I licked hers.
The concept seems funner in my head when she thinks about trying to take back her ice cream.

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>>28420201
The only way she can get it back is by putting her tongue in your mouth to lick it

>>28420216
It's a flawless plan!

>>28419769
>"I got some ice cream! and you don't have none! cuz you on the welfare! you can't afford it!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfU1LjFfyBI

>>28417947
>stuff her in Apple Bloom's locker

>>28417068

So you're telling me that diamond is unbreakable?

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>>28421320
>What a beautiful body you have. Like a newborn baby.
>But not for long

>>28421320
It's the hardest metal known to man.

>>28421495
diamond is not a metal

>>28421866
But my cock is

>>28422586
no it's not kek

>>28423563
This made me think of that scene in rick and Morty where they go to the tiny planet

>>28421430
Serbian Film?

>>28421320
AYAYAYAYAYAYAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sblR0eIRW-I

>>28404368
>You turn to the rude diamond slut.
>All of the melee you've been playing lately is your only reference of how to fight.
"Show me ya moves!"
>Tiara turns around and her smug expression turns to horror as you dash towards her.
"HUAH"
>Your full hop knee connects with her jaw and launches her into the adjacent wall
>nooodeeeiiiiiii.wav
>wetechthose.webm
>the other students are frozen in shock
>It's easily the second most satisfying knee you've landed.
>The first was on that needle camping Sheik at Evo
>Seriously, fuck that guy
>Snap back to reality
>Your knee hurts like fuck, but you only shed 30 tears as you limp to the principles office along side Miss Cheerilee.
>Hax would be proud
>Tiara is carried like a sack of potatoes over Ms.C's shoulder
>You can feel her look at you and shake her head
>Here you are waiting in the principles office
>Ms. C stands in the doorway and sighs "you didn't even fast fall it"
>You hear her heels click in the hallway before the door closes

>>28424263
Metal gear solid 3
Torture scene, specifically
On YouTube if you want to check it out

>>28424565
Diamond Tiara is after the Philosopher's legacy?

I also rudely shove her

I mean into her :^)

>>28424573
Who isn't?

>>28424573
>What the hell is the philosopher's legacy? I only came here to kill celestia and save Cheerilee, when I accidentally bumped the guard and my costume came off

>>28425896
Diamond Snake when?

Page 10 Bump of Lewdocity
http://i.imgur.com/lD2FOIu.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1oVolOK.jpg

>>28427100
DT is not for lewd until she is of legal age

>>28404368
I was willing to bet my life on this being the first reply.

>>28427126
>legal age
>cartoon horses
dude go die in a dumpster fire

http://i.imgur.com/CLTjt5M.jpg

>>28425908
>Boss, I don't know how, but I seem to have misplaced the diamonds we made from the ashes of our comrades
>"Misplaced them? What were you doing that you lost them?"
>Well, I was moving them, when one of those kids you found, silver something, came in and started blathering on and on to me about how we need more music cassettes and beauty products. Next thing I know, the container I had the diamonds in was gone
>"Gone? Just disappeared?"
>Yeah. I'm sorry boss. I know what those diamonds represented. I should have been more careful
>"You're right."
"Wow, those diamonds fit perfectly onto your tiara!"
"You are so right spoon! Thanks for distracting that idiot while I grabbed them. Why are so many people here crippled anyway?"
>"..."
>Nearby, diamond dogs are practicing their weapon skills
>They all stop when they hear a cry in the distance
>"ROCKET PUUUUUNCH"

>>28407517
Meh seen this happen before, set them against each other and watch the show start.

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>>28427248

>>28427248
L-lewd

>>28404416
There's no other answer really.

Buмpy

>>28412407
Probably due to how Japanese culture, law and society is regarding rape victims.

>>28412407
>if tv tropes did hentai
It used to, back before they purged it.

>>28404368
Fill her pockets with churros.

>>28415481
It's easy to control the narrative when one side is not allowed to speak.

>>28431200
Kek
Tv tropes makes a page called the scruffening
When something is suddenly heavily restricted in what is and isn't allowed
Like use of the word fuck in Breaking Bad

>>28430473
[clarification needed]

just pretend it didn't happen and be on my way

I was a huge beta in hs

>>28433956
>Diamond Tiara notices your lack of response and decides to continue messing with you throughout the day
What do?

>>28433975
I'd prob do nothing to stop her. I'd enjoy having the attention of a cute, pink freshman with beautiful hair and eyes.

>>28433975
green me some more scenarios , motherfucker. I'm bored.

>>28433975
>Quietly accept her shenanigans for the rest of the day
>Frustrated, she ramps up her act
>Eventually, more and more students take notice of her constant attacks on you
>Quietly spread the rumor that she's doing it because she has a crush on you
>Everyone knows about her "secret love" for you
>One day in the cafeteria, she walks up to you and punches you in the face
>Everyone is shocked
>"Diamond tiara, I know you're trying to get anon's attention, but don't you think that's a bit far?"
>Arrghh! I don't have a crush on anon! I don't know why anyone would think that!
>"Well you have been picking on anon pretty hard recently"
>Because he's a fucking idiot! And he's too much of a little beta bitch to do anything about it!
Actually Diamond Tiara, I'm fully aware of your 'special' feelings for me. However I don't feel the same way about you.
>WHAT
But this is partially my own fault. I should have just been straight with you and told you how I feel, rather than lead you on like this.
>Crowd gathers a collective "aww" at your mature observation
>Diamond Tiara leaves in a bitchy huff

>>28434242
>As you turn to walk away, DT reveals herself to be a spooky skeleton and climbs inside of you
What do?

>>28434265
wake up from a weird ass dream I just had while dozing off in last period

I hope I didn't drool this time

>>28434280
>You drooled this time
What do?

>>28434260
lurking btw if you're willing to do more

>DT ends up knocking your books down when she pushed you
>As they walk away, you struggle to pick up your things, getting hit in the head by the book bags of passers by
>Silver Spoon notices you and tells Diamond she'll catch up with her later
>She comes up and offers to help you
What to do?

>>28434296
fall in love

God, why do you hurt me this way

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>>28434309
http://youtu.be/HTzGMEfbnAw

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>>28424363
top fucking kek

>>28434284
change underwear obviously

>>28434286
Sorry dawg, I only do shit that's even half decent with good prompts, like that one up there
I really don't think I could make a story out of what I started

>>28404427
>She lets out a loud moan and blushes when she realizes what she just did
>She gives you the death stare and runs to the bathroom to satisfy herself after being unwillingly aroused by you
What do?

>>28434468
np bruh bout to go to sleep anyways

>>28434484
>When you smack her tiny rear, she lets out a loud moan
>She stops and 180s you and gives you a death stare for a couple of seconds
>Then she swallows and turns back around
>You watch her continue on her way, a little bit faster than before
>After a few seconds though, she slows down for a second as if contemplating which way to head through the hall
>Instead of heading straight to the next class you both share and going with the crowd, she juts left, through heavy foot traffic and makes a beeline towards the girl's bathroom
>You realize you must have just aroused her and now she's going to go take care of herself
>Anon, you smooth operator, you
>You chuckle and head to class
>A few minutes after the bell rings, Diamond Tiara enters the classroom with an irritated look on her face
>You flash a smug smile at her to let her know you're onto her
>She gives you an exasperated look that conveys something along the lines of "seriously? what the fuck dude"
>Class continues on without anymore interaction with her
>At lunch, you head to her table
>Silver spoon hasn't arrived yet, so she's alone
>Perfect

>>28434599
>You sit yourself across the bench from her
>"What the hell do you want, you fucking weirdo? Come to slap my ass again? Well good luck with that, it's sitting down"
>The bench is not very wide, so your feet can reach the bottom of her seat
>You look her in the eye and give her a sly grin
>She looks down and sees your leg
>Her eyes return to yours, and for a fraction of a second, you see a hint of pleading
>You kick her bench, the force of which transfers directly to her tiny hiney
>She lets out a half moan half groan, and rolls her eyes at you
>She gives you her death stare again
>It's shorter this time
>She storms out of the cafeteria towards the bathrooms
>You've done it again
>Satisfied, you head to the library to read about random bullshit

Fart and cum loudly

>>28434630
>The final bell is about to ring
>Your plan is to wait for Diamond Tiara near the front exit of the school
>As she walks past, you'll stride over to her and strike her cheeks, which will no doubt send her back to the bathroom
>Shit
>Are you really plotting to ambush a girl's ass? This is kinda creepy, isn't it?
No, she wants it, obviously
>Your justification rules out any doubt in your mind
>The plan will commence
>The bell rings
>You head out into the main entrance of the school, waiting against a trophy cabinet behind roving crowds heading in various directions, but mostly toward the exit
>Keeping an eye out for her yellow jacket should make this a bit easier, since she's a bit shorter than a lot of these people
>There she is
>Before you can leap into action, however, her friend silver spoon points at you
>They share some words, and spoon leaves Diamond Tiara to head over to you
>Here comes her confession of lust
>"Anon!" she cries as she gets closer
>"You're really annoying a lot of the time, but today was just way last the line!"
What? I know you liked it. Heading to the bathroom to "relieve" your stress everytime
>"You're disgusting for even suggesting such a thing! I should report you to principal Celestia for even thinking that of me!"
Go ahead she's right there.
>She scrunches her face in anger
>"You know what? I will!"
>She turns around to find the principal
>You smack her small bottom rack
>She lets out an extremely exasperated groan/moan/growl
>Mostly at herself for falling for the oldest trick in the book, once she realizes the principal is nowhere in sight
>Once again, she stomps toward the bathrooms
>You wait a few minutes and head toward the bathroom after her

>>28434685
>By now, the crowds are gone, and the only sounds are scattered footsteps in the distance
>The door next to you creaks open
>It's Diamond Tiara
>Her face morphs straight from simple stress to raw anger
>"You've got some nerve, assaulting me all day, stalking me, and now ambushing me at the girls bathroom! Who do you think you are?! My dad is so rich, he'll hire the best lawyers against you and have your perv ass in jail so fast your head will spin!"
Diamond Tiara, it's pretty obvious that you're turned on by my advances. I know what you do in there when I'm done with you. There's no point denying it, and there's no shame in admitting it.
>She places her hands on her hips, shakes her head, and gives a small laugh
>"You really think I'm attracted to some guy who hits me all day?
>What the hell backward-ass ghetto did you come from? Fine. You want me to admit it? Alright. I HAVE BUG BITES ON MY ASS, ANON. YOUR REPEATED SLAPS ARE EXTREMELY IRRITATING TO THEM, AND EVERY TIME YOU DO IT, I HAVE TO GO APPLY MORE FUCKING CALAMINE LOTION. I AM NOT MASTURBATING TO THE THOUGHT OF YOU FORCIBLY TOUCHING ME YOU SICK RETARDED FUCK"
>oh
>shit
Oh. Shit.
>"YEAH SHIT, YOU THICK HEADED MORON"
>She shakes her head again
>"Look, you're lucky I'm in a forgiving mood right now."
>Her voice lowers to an almost unsettling register
>"I'll show your retarded ass some mercy. I'm letting this go for now."
>"But. If you ever touch my ass again, if you ever smile at me again, if I so much as catch you glancing in my general direction EVER again.
>"You."
>"Are."
>"Fucking."
>"Gone."
>"Does your simple monkey mind understand what I'm saying?"
>You let out a slow nod that eventually speeds up to show your understanding
>"Good."
>She turns and walks away
>She turns her head back to look at you
>"You're fucking garbage"
>And she's gone
Well that was unexpected

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>>28434496
Alright, I tried again and I wrote this >>28434599 shit
Might not be as good, the pacing is probably shit
Judge away though homie, let me learn from my mistakes

>>28434746
>I HAVE BUG BITES ON MY ASS, ANON. YOUR REPEATED SLAPS ARE EXTREMELY IRRITATING TO THEM, AND EVERY TIME YOU DO IT, I HAVE TO GO APPLY MORE FUCKING CALAMINE LOTION
joke's on her, that's my fetish

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>>28435702
Now where have I heard this before?