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yawn
Oh, good morning, Twilight. I know it’s pretty late to be waking up, but ever since you’ve taught me how wonderful inequality could be, my eyes have been completely opened. I realize that I’m much better being a NEET and that other ponies are much better at being wagecucks. What shall I do today? Learn magic? Philosophy? The history of Yakyakistan? Or maybe I’ll spend the day basking in Celestia’s glorious sunlight.
Speaking of which, shouldn’t you be at work? I’m sure you have plenty of work to do. Can’t disappoint Celestia when she’s entrusted you with such a great responsibility, can you? I know how hard it must be, but just think of your legacy. Ah, well.
Another day, another bit.
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Dumb Glimposter
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>>29043655
I could not have said it better myself
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>>29043655
This motherfucker. This motherfucker gets it!
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>>29043655
I want glimmer dead
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>>29043767
what did he get?
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>>29044956
Everything everywhere!
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>>29043655
Twilight doesn't have a job either though.
Unless you count odd jobs Celestia makes up because she's too lazy to run errands.
>assign Twilight a ribbon cutting ceremony for some gay summit with a statue made of gems
>she spends 3 days staying up all night trying to make it perfect
>she was just supposed to cut the ribbon
>you end up having to show up and say a few words anyway
>fucking Twilight
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>>29043655
Even NEETs have to know never to bite the hand that feeds you.
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Hi Glim Glam
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>>29046316
>implying
But thats the first thing they do by being NEETs
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>>29045645
She's a diplomat or an ambassador now, I guess.
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