How can you distinguish good literature from bad literature? Are there any objective criteria?
It's good if it's patrician and bad if it's not/ for the plebs.
>>8305075
all art is subjective. don't start on the objectivity road, anon. art is way more fun when you just let yourself enjoy what you enjoy.
what people sometimes mistake for objective quality is that which is enjoyed with intelligent and thought-out taste. this isn't something worth trying to replicate. just let yourself enjoy what you enjoy, keep reading (or listening, or viewing. this applies to all artistic mediums) and your taste will grow to be genuine, enthusiastic, and deep.
>>8305096
This is how I justify watching hentai
>[Name of book] review search on YouTube.
>All of the reviewers are female.
>Well I guess i'm not reading this book anymore.
>>8305024
Whats wrong with girls ?
>>8305034
It means the book is going to be lame, and have little to no deep meaning behind it.
if you found the book by yourself that is already a bad sign.
Anybody else here bought the new Ben Brooks novel yet?
Title: Hurra
Synopsis: "Hooray for the sister who jump from a multi storey car park and wear underwear uncombined. Hooray for a funeral imagine going to Harry Potter, the latest vaquita and the two Murakamis. Hooray for sleeping late, beer for breakfast and parallel universes where everything is a little better. Hooray for important tattoos made with ink pen and sewing needle. Hooray for the father who lives in a tent and mother always says' I also have the right to leave. " Hooray for the flight to Paris, Berlin and Barcelona. Hooray for the only girl who understands you. Hooray for Ben Brooks, which gives the history of grieving sister in a family that is desperate and hilarious version of Salinger. Hurra, three cheers for "hurray" his most exciting, tender and desperate novel"
Blurb: "No one understands the world today better than Ben Brooks." THE GUARDIAN
http://www.casadellibro.com/libro-hurra/9788416290529/2978707
>>8305004
"lol"
>>8305004
Fuck no.
never ever ever
What do I need to know before reading this, /lit/? Any specific previous knolwdge?
Start with the greeks.
Enter with the Egyptians.
Definitely read Macbeth
""""avant garde cinema"""" there's some lens effect memery
Odyssey, but you already read that because you started with the Greeks like a good lad
Girl with Curious Hair
Broom of the System
probably just read Macbeth
What's the equivalent to this novel, but with man-girl relationships instead?In b4 Lolita
The Enchanter
How is that? The cover catches my attention.
>>8304953
>The cover catches my attention.
And vot vas your relationship like viz your mother?
what the fuck did i just read?
fuck that anti Semitic hack
>>8304887
intellectual masturbation
>>8304887
Your not fooling anyone kid
Can i get an analytic philosophy reading list since i can't find one in the sticky or anywhere else on the internet?
My current list:
Wittgenstein - All works
Frege Anthology
Russel Anthology
Gödel Anthology
Philosophy of mathematics - Selected readings 2:nd edition
Two dogmas of empiricism
How to do things with words - J. L. Austin
The Concept of Mind - Gilbert Ryle
A Nice Derangement of Epitaphs - Donald Davidson
Brains in a Vat - Hilary Putnam
The Meaning of Meaning - Hilary Putnam
Then read Philosophy and the Mirror of Nature by Richard Rorty and you're done with analytic philosophy. Everything else is a waste of time.
>>8304846
>Then read Philosophy and the Mirror of Nature by Richard Rorty and you're done with analytic philosophy. Everything else is a waste of time.
This desu. Rorty is god.
We have some charts for analytic philosophy
What was the book Lord Henry gave Dorian?
>>8304800
my diary desu
A rebors by Huysmans IIRC
his diary sude
Hey /lit/
rate my porn story
I plan to call it Might Intermythical Orgy
An inter-dimensional door opened in the Mount Olympus where Zeus was sitting in his throne. Allah thus spoke to Zeus in the following manner, without losing temper, but somewhat intimidated by Zeus’ presence.
“Zeus God of Olympians and the Greek world, I, Allah God, need to speak to you of a most important matter, one that involves many Gods and the welfare of them all.”
Zeus answered thus in the following manner
“Tell me you who have decided to come here, to Moun Olympus, travelling through space and time, the worries of your heart and how can I help to calm the sorrows of your heart.”
After Zeus spoke, Allah saw he was good, and a fitting God to recruit to the might orgy. Allah god thus spoke to Zeus and say
“I have travelled through space and time to let you know that Ganesha and me, well-known gods of highest rank, have the desire to have a mighty orgy with many Gods involved. We think that you, God Zeus, may be a fitting addition to our orgy.”
“I fine offer worth considering” said Zeus God, “how can I join if I may ask?”
“First you need to prove yourself sexually worthy, it is the only way I, Allah God, can know for sure that your position in our exclusive orgy will not be wasted.”
After Allah God spoke Zeus pulled down he clothes, revealing a penis in the form of a thunder, wo bright that Allah God though he would go blind because of it. Then took Allah’s butt from behind put his face into it, sniffing the godlike odor of Allah’s ass, and thrusting his tone deeper and deeper while tasting all the slickly juice from which mankind was once born. Allah moaned in pleasure and said
“I can’t take it anymore. Put it inside…”
But Zeus God did not care, and kept licking Allah’s inside, to move then to his testicles and suck his hard cock. Allah moved towards Zeus thundercock and proceeded to suck in the same manner. Allah screaming in pleasure, but Zeus remained calm throughout the sucking – this kind of pleasure were now unknown to him.
“Put inside… do it now!” screamed Allah as he got himself down in four and opened his ass for Zeus to penetrate. Zeus did so and thunder escaped from all of Allah’s holes, even his tears were electrified. Zeus grabbed Allah’s gray hair with one hand, and put his other hand in his mouth, hand whose fingers Allah started to suck instinctively. Zeus pumped harder and harder until and thunder came out from Zeus’ cock, a thunder that entered Allah’s ass and exit his mouth immediately after. The thunder resounded in the sky, and the rain fell upon the Greek people.
Zeus stood up and went to sit back in his throne, leaving Allah God laying on the floor, covered in sweat and with sparks appearing now and then on the drops of his sweat. Allah God, barely being able to move a muscle, said with a tired voice
“Application… approved.”
>>8304775
You aren't funny
>>8304775
>Text editor
>CTRL+F
>Check "Replace with"
>Switch name of protagonist
I do this all the time with erotic fiction, swapping the female lead withmy mom'sname.
>>8304775
Got me laughing
What's the best book for the current interpretation of the Arthurian romance?
I know the basis of pretty much everything is the Historia Regum Britanniae, but I also understand the modern legend is quite different from it (ie Morgan Le Fay being just some sorceress instead of Arthur's sister and one of the main antagonists, who seduces and fucks Merlin, not to mention no Lancelot).
Is Le Morte d'Arthur the place to go? Or is there a superior resource?
>>8304745
well, for a great "current interpretation" I'd go current enough to include films and rec John Boorman's Excalibur. It's pretty excellent.
>>8304745
Current? The Once and Future King.
>>8304795
I've watched it, and man, I love it.
Loved it ever since I was a kid, even though I wasn't supposed to watch it when I was a kid.
I have to say that, shamefully, I got the idea for Le Morte d'Arthur in the wikipedia article for Excalibur.
>>8304799
Thanks.
It appears to be heavily based in Le Morte d'Arthur too though:
>Many modern Arthurian writers have used Malory as their principal source, including T. H. White in his popular The Once and Future King and Tennyson in The Idylls of the King.
Is it a superior source for Le Morte d'Arthur? Or just a modernization?
What's the best translation of Don Quixote?
This one.
>>8304742
Absolutely smashing joke sir.
>>8304728
the Spanish one
>he still thinks there are shortcuts
What is the oldest piece of /lit/ that is still worth reading?
Is there anything older than pic related that is worthwhile?
>>8304654
>He hasn't made a trip to Sumerian excavations to read their YA novels
fag
>>8304654
The Epic of Girugamesh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5lz2CYNR4
>>8304654
The Torah was written before G-d created the earth, so yes, that was the beginning of literature.
Max watches a young boy navigate the dance floor with a silver spoon clenched in his fist. Destination raw bar. The shoulders of the boy's tuxedo turn into tumorous epaulettes as he reaches over the crushed ice on tip-toes for a bowl of black caviar. Retreating to a quiet corner of the room, he slinks to the ground and, with his pudgy knuckles turning white on the spoon's stem, eats the sturgeon roe like morning cereal. The boy's mother, twisting her neck away from a conversation, sees him and steps away. He knows he's been spotted. Leaving the bowl of evidence, but not the spoon, he staggers through the dancers to the center of the band stand clearing. He pivots from one happy couple to the next, his eyes dilated in fear, trying to see his mother through their swinging arms and legs. There she is, stooping, then crouching so not to spill a glass of champagne. "What's on your mouth?" she asks, dabbing the corner of his lips with a cocktail napkin. Something has welled up inside of him. She can see it in his un-blinking eyes as she steps back. "Honey, is everything okay?" Starting at his stomach, his body shutters, taking his hand to his mouth. His eyes close and the hand drops to his knee; a black squirt of squid-ink caviar clears the floor. The music crashes to a stop. "Unghhhhhhhhhhhhh." Splat. Max laughs and looks away, "holy shit."
>>8304643
Write in past tense.
Call me Cis Male. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no privilege left in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on campus, I thought I would sail about a little and see the oppressed part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing patriarchal about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before KKK rallies, and bringing up the rear of every lynch mob I meet; and especially whenever my advantages get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong coloured woman to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking minorities' hats off- then, I account it high time to get on a plane as soon as I can. This is my substitute for PS4 and football. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the whip. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards their race with me.
>>8304666
is this pasta? if not, then it's legit. melville would be proud.
I don't understand Sartre myself. I mean he puts forward this idea of subjective meaning. But isn't something which we call "meaning" supposed to first and foremost be objective? So yes personal meaning might be objective within the context of the self (ie practical meaning) but "subjective meaning" is an oxymoron and a condition of it is logically incoherent. Am I wrong?
>>8304581
Go and actually read Being and Nothingness
>>8304581
Logic itself is logically incoherent
>>8304581
One eye gazes to the self
The other to naught
(He's to small to see the zoo)
>try to read a kindle
>retain zero information
what's so special about the paper jew
>>8304574
lol 'paper jew'. how do you guys come up with such things?
The material world is different and more """real"""
Technology alienates you from relationship with being. Duh.