worst poet ever?
No, that would be me.
>>8727334
Didion doesn't qualify as a poet. Some dank essays though.
Also that's a really fucking stupid question. All you'll get is "famous but overrated" responses, when the worst poet nobody knows because it's not like they got published. They're insignificant.
Mira González
Tao Lin
Alright /lit/ I wanna read this bad boy. What're the essential prerequisites?
>>8727315
A nine year old could read it. You're good jump right in.
>>8727315
Start with the Greeks
>>8727315
depends how much you want to get out of it. Realistically you need to understand Kant and the Greeks very well, like reading the republic and the metaphysics aren't gonna cut it. In addition Spinoza and Leibniz would help. If you want to read this for vanity's sake just watch Sadler's videos without anything else.
>The Nightingale
>The Girl on the Train
>All the Light We Cannot See
>The Storied Life of A.J. Fikry
>The Invention of Wings
>Station Eleven
>Everything I Never Told You
>Mr. Mercedes
>The Goldfinch
>The Ocean at the End of the Lane
>Inferno
>The Storyteller
>>8727263
>Haven't read it
>Gone Girl ripoff hype train choo choo
>literally who
>literally who
>wings are grown not invented silly!
>literally where
>sorry wasn't listening could you repeat that?
>Stephen King
>Tart
>Gaiman
>Dan Brown
>literally who
now pay me
>>8727263
>Haven't read it
>Didn't read it
>Haven't read it
>Didn't read it
>Haven't read it
>Didn't read it
>Haven't read it
>Didn't read it
>Haven't read it
>Didn't read it
>Haven't read it
>Complete fucking garbage
>>8727401
I understand why people would rip on King, but why are Tart, Gaiman, and Brown bad?
How will existentialists ever recover?
That was above average height back then.
>>8727175
Yeah especially in Europe, he was practically a giant
>>8727179
especially in France above all
Napoleon was only five foot in heels and on his horse desu senpai
How do I find a worthwhile job, /lit/? It seems that I am some combination of uninterested in and unqualified for every position I come across. I really want this post-graduation stasis to come to an end, but so far have no prospects.
>>8727087
Buy a business with a development loan. Google online for businesses for sale. In my area there is a general store + some rental condos above the store for 500k, there is a healthy vending machine company for 6k, there is a small cleaning company w/ employees for 25k.
Why work for someone else.
>>8727087
I'm working as an English teacher in Taiwan right now, I enjoy it a lot and teaching is pretty nice but it sucks up a lot of time to write up lessons every day not to mention marking and stuff, though you get lots of holidays and the pay is good for the area.
I'm not sure of a long term plan though, I don't think I'll stay here forever, or if I do I'd like to gain experience to get something a bit more cushy.
I've had a dream about buying some land in the USA and building a solar farm but idk how viable that is, might consider doing what >>8727122
mentioned and purchasing a company or trying for a startup.
>>8727087
You should have listened to your parents and done a STEM major, it's too late for you now.
Hit me with your saddest, but good books. I want books that will make me feel feels.
>saddest
My diary de-
>but good
Nevermind
Kokoro
>>8727053
Already read it, but it's worth a reread. Thanks!
How do you guys deal with translations? I always feel so uncomfortable reading translations. I am already fluent in four languages and I started to learn a fifth but even then there will still be tons of literature I won't be able to read in its original beauty. How can I make translations more palatable?
>>8726880
i usually just don't even fuck with translations, unless they're generally acclaimed
I only read books in the original language, granted I know it(Which is pretty rare since I only know 3 language fluently.)
>>8726910
The problem is that I don't speak Russian but I really want to read Russian literature. I am already learning Mandarin and Classical Chinese and I was planning to learn French after that so I don't know if I'll ever get to learn Russian... Fuck. Why do I have to be so autistic?
dude im gonna repost an old bait thread LMAO xD
>>8726840
why do young dosto and young lenin have the same hair
>>8726840
>Americans
Seriously, how can anyone even compete? and I mean ANYONE, not just writers.
Joyce is fucking ridiculous, is absurd, his power level goes beyond everyone and everything.
Im not able of articulate how blown away I got after The Sirens and everything that goes after.
He literally went beyond music and thats just one little part of the book.
And then he goes and drops Finnegans Wake like if it wasnt enough with this.
Is Joyce the ultimate genius? the endgame of humanity, consciousness and being?
Ulysses and Finnegans Wake are what the internet was supposed to be but failed.
They are a protean mirror to the self, everything beyond and all the shapes time can give to it.
How do you think being inside Joyce's head was like?
How do I stop being a pseud?
stop worrying if you are one
>>8726844
Plus don't automatically believe you're the smartest person in the room
leave this site non ironically it is a graveyard full of underground men
Suggest me some English literature,to enrich my vocabulary. I'm pretty fluent in english,and still my vocabulary lack's some cool words.
Thus Spoke Zarathustra.
Ulysses
>>8726781
I recommenced reading in general.
>shieeett Y aint u readin dis nutz cracka
What do you respond?
I don't speak Nigger, could you translate?
>>8726748
Huh. Chomsky was wrong.
>>8726748
>Oxford Lawyer Voice
You blundering oaf! Do you know English at all? No? I have been in over 200 delegations and tea parties. It's because of philistines like you that the English language is being ruined! Go back to school and retake all the English courses they offered you. Oaf.
What is the correct format on writing a play? Some say standard is preferable because it's easier to read. Thoughts /lit/?
>2014+2
>plays ever relevant
you must be really scraping the bottom of the barrel there
>>8726740
kek, do you think movies are recorded on the spot or something? you 4chan brainlets never cease to amaze me.
>>8726755
that's a script you mongoloid and if we speak about true art in the European sense the director will of course write it himself/detail it after he found new expression in his shots. Why talk about some shitty Hollywood script on /lit/? Why call it a "play"? Do you think you're Charlie Kaufmann? Fucking loser.
Is Houllebecq worth reading? Where should I start?
FEW TIMES I BEEN AROUND THAT TRACK
SO IT AINT JUST GONNA HAPPEN LIKE THAT
CAUSE THERE AINT NO HOULLEBECQ GIRL
>>8726848
NICE
i like him, though a lot of the books are sorta samey
>depressed rich and successful middle aged man has sex with hot chix
the map and the territory is my fave tbqhwya
>David Foster Wallace: Puffed up, ephemeral. Dislike him immensely. Fakes realism with easy platitudes. A total fake. A venerable fraud.
>Thomas Pynchon: Second-rate. Certainly not a genius. To consider Gravity's Rainbow a m
>Zizek: Loathe him.
>Houellebecq: Crude and vulgar. Second-rate. Nobody takes his reactionary moralising seriously.
>Bolaño: Talent, but not genius. Romantic in the large sense. Slightly bogus.
>Cormac McCarthy: A writer of corncobby tales. A nonentity. Means absolutely nothing to me.
>Murakami: A genius.
>Knausgård: A nonentity.
>Phillip Roth: A formidable mediocrity.
>Vollmann: Melodramatic, second-rate.
>Gaddis: Read Recognitions. Detest it. A cancerous growth of fancy word-tissue.
>J.K. Rowling: Have always been fond of her. The greatest children's story writer of all time.
>John Green: A favorite between the ages of 10 and 15, and thereafter. A great artist, my favorite writer when I was a boy. His sociological cogitations can be safely ignored, but his romances and fantasies are superb. A far greater artist than Wallace. A writer for whom I have the deepest admiration.
>>8726550
Anon, what sort of cancer is this?
>>8726550
Ryu or Haruki?
>>8726558
Haruki
alrighty /lit/, can you even defend your favourite book?
>>8726511
desu I can't defend any of my opinions.
It all comes down to personal preference.
I don't even have a favourite book.