What am I in for?
>I want to torture but I don't want to torture
>Well, that was fun!
>I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz! The wiz, the wiz, the wiz, the wiz..
Skip it
>>8797152
Did Sam Hyde lie to me?
>>8797148
ive been trying to find an excerpt. it's sam hyde's and charls' favorite book series, so thats a good sign. but i dont wanna shell out $6 on abebooks without reading the first page
and no, the "look inside" feature on amazon is not available
Is this the definition of a meme author?
>>8797138
Pretty much
>>8797138
I'm a fan, but yes. You can spot them by their tacky fashion accessories.
>>8797155
so you're judging HST on his sunglasses rather than what he wrote? jesus h fuck, >>>/fa/ is over there, fashionetta.
as for you, fuckchop - >>8797144
One of the things you have to deal with in this business is being whipped on by brainless freaks and special-interest pleaders. It never ends. On some nights they gnaw on your doorknob, and on others they plot rotten lawsuits and fondle themselves like chimpanzees in rooms lit by 25-watt bulbs.
- Hunter S Thompson, "Revenge of the Fish Heads"
.. you could live to be five hundred years old and never even DREAM lines like that.
post 'em
https://www.goodreads.com/review/list/35997887-lane-fontana?shelf=read
semen devil is haylie noire
>>8797130
Oh look its /soc/
>>8797130
i know i'll get brutalized bc of the dismally low count and for some of the books i read in earlier years, but i think some will say "hey, it's better than 'recently purchased' threads"
>>8797130
Source?
>I saw myself sitting in the crotch of this fig tree, starving to death, just because I couldn't make up my mind which of the figs I would choose. I wanted each and every one of them, but choosing one meant losing all the rest, and, as I sat there, unable to decide, the figs began to wrinkle and go black, and, one by one, they plopped to the ground at my feet.
Is there anyone who can convey the universal human condition and sheer pathos of our shared existence like Sylvia Plath?
>As for minute joys: as I was saying: do you realize the illicit sensuous delight I get from picking my nose? I always have, ever since I was a child–there are so many subtle variations of sensation. A delicate, pointed-nailed fifth finger can catch under dry scabs and flakes of mucous in the nostril and draw them out to be looked at, crumbled between fingers, and flicked to the floor in minute crusts. Or a heavier, more determined forefinger can reach up and smear down-and-out the soft, resilient, elastic greenish-yellow smallish blobs of mucous, roll them round and jelly-like between thumb and forefinger, and spread them on the under surface of a desk or chair where they will harden into organic crusts. How many desks and chairs have I thus secretively befouled since childhood? Or sometimes there will be blood mingled with the mucous in dry brown scabs, or bright sudden wet red on the finger that scraped too rudely the nasal membranes. God, what a sexual satisfaction! It is absorbing to look with new sudden eyes on the old worn habits: to see a sudden luxurious and pestilential “snot green sea”, and shiver with the shock of recognition.
Is there anyone who can convey the universal human condition and sheer pathos of Picking Your Nose like Sylvia Plath?
Ted Hughes got to ram his dick up her pussy and down her throat.
>>8797139
>not eating the boogers for an immune boost
which translation should i read?
>>8797117
>translations
>>8797134
that fucking eggman can suck my dick
>tfw reading 3 books at once
>>8797056
How do you manage that?
At most if I make myself cross eyed I can sort of read two
You became anime?
>>8797056
Nice job. Keep up the good work!
The
>translations
meme is probably my least favorite meme here. There are plenty of eben maymays on /lit/ and they're usually somewhat humorous, but this one is probably the only one that has a real, deleterious effect on the quality of this board, in that it actively seeks to mock and discourage people from ACTUALLY READING BOOKS. People should not be mocked for actually doing things that would likely improve the overall quality of the board.
Of course it's not a "sincere" meme in its origins, but I'm starting to suspect a great number of newfriends are taking this meme way too seriously and immediately posting >translations wherever and whenever they can.
And I say this as someone who has reading fluency in 7 languages and read as many things in the original as possible. I will never ever discourage someone from reading a translation if that's the only option available to them.
Pic related.
>>8797032
Sorry meant to say pic unrelated.
>>8797032
Its died down a lot lately at least.
I will say though, it does at least have a double edge sword of encouraging people to learn other languages
>>8797032
to be quite honest, translated prose is even better for me. I don't give a fuck about the original language if I can't understand 100% of what I read (100% means exactly like your mothertongue, and that's impossible even if you study a foreign language for decades). my favorite thing while reading is to enrich my own vocabulary and my own sensibility towards my language, which I love. fuck the originals. unless it's poetry, literally fuck them and god bless translators.
Any recommendations for a Žižek starting point? Have been told The Parallax View is quite a comprehensive encompassment of his approach / views; should I begin / branch out from there?
>>8797018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kB3d9qZZhs
Anyone got link to download "Money
The Life and Fast Times of Floyd Mayweather Jr" & Donald Trump's The Art of the Comeback?
Tried searching at normies sites, i am new to d-loading books off the internet.
Anyone?
>>8796984
Join Bibliotik
>>8797044
bibliotik is invite only. Any other alternatives? Any public torrents dedicated to this stuff ?
REALLY STIMULATES MY NEURONS
>>8796960
DEEP. LIFE IS SUFFERING LMAO
>>8796960
que es estos
This is some NEET poetry
stop reading books not written in runes
iRunes
>>8796938
get out of here, varg. go burn a church on /mu/
stop using papyrus font
What books should I buy for my 13 years old female niece? She's interested in books but she doesn't like fantasy, and I wanna give her classics before someone else ruins her life with feminist and YA novels.
>>8796893
Do I look like your mother? Fuck off
Lolita
>>8796893
oh god give me the strength not to take this bait
>and the lord said, fuck you, anon, for i have made you weak and pathetic and full of spite. the door that leads from out of this place was only for you. i am now going to close it. shitpost it up my nigga
>high-five god
>rec 120 days of sodom, total waste of 3 mins
>feels good man
Do you can recommend me more books aboutsplit personalities, personality disorders... "surreal ways of being"and.. actually everything about personality in the narrative genre?
i suddenly have the urge to write a porno script called Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Handjob
It's about homosexuality
https://iamvampirenovel.com/
never read Barf before, but this is his only book that really intrigues me. How's it stand up?
It's very funny.
>>8796811
lost in the funhouse sorta went over my head when i read it. i should read one of his novels
>>8796811
His books are too long and intimidating.
Should good philosophy be ubiquitous and applicable to all men? Should it trandacend cultural, linguistic, ideological barriers?
A wealthy man, a poor man, a genius, an idiot, a healthy man, a sickly man, a mentally sound, and an insane one, a man who experiences orgasm, and the one undergoing torture - should a 'good' philosophical discourse equally prescribe a course for all of them?
I cannot take, for example, Plato, seriously, in his perfect world only select few get to have any worth, and everyone else is a glorified tool
That's what tradition is.
>>8796733
Trandacend?
>>8796733
"Good philosophy"?
citation needed.