What are some shitty jobs where I can read while I work? I'm thinking about security shit.
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>>8924190
ebin
>>8924171
professor
>tfw no literary gf edition
>>8923988
I don't know why I keep using a fountain pen to write stuff, and I have no clue why I always come back to it. What is going on? It's certainly not as convenient to write with as the ballpoint, nor is it erasable like a pencil. I guess I may never know why I always come back to the fountain pen.
>>8923988
I wonder why my cum smells like pancake mix. Or does everyone's cum smell like that? This sweater is starting to make me a little sweaty but if I take it off I'll be too cold. I want to tell my girlfriend I love her back but I'm not sure if I do. How do you know when you're in love?
>>8924006
It's 2017 and time to start using computers, friend.
is "if you will" considered 2nd person? Meaning is it inappropriate for a formal essay?
I want to eat my girlfriend's pussy without forcing her to take a shower first. How do I learn to man up and be cool with it being all sweaty and clammy and musky smelling ?
>>8923991
You don't. You "man up" and tell that bitch to shower (and shower welll) if she wants that sweet, sweet tongue.
>>8923991
It honestly won't make a difference.
What are some good books on consumerism?
Everything I buy something that's supposed to make me happier I feel worse.
>>8923852
Less than Zero and American Psycho,from Easton Ellis.
I'm not sure how you could be asking for a book like this, be aware of your disappointment, and still need a book to explain it to you?
>>8923859
I'm wondering where to go from here.
Not much remains without consumerism.
>That's all I'd do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye.
I thought the meme of saying the title of the novel in the book was a joke but right now I'm so embarrased I have to stop reading
>>8923771
inb4 brutal rape
>>8923771
If you're that easily upset, why do you read?
Don't read The Recognitions.
>Trying to convert myself to Christianity and read Mere Christianity
>Intrusive thoughts keep reminding that the "Law of Human Nature" as C.S. Lewis puts it is jut another case of chemicals in the brain
Am I doomed to be an atheist forever?
I want to feel the warm embrace of the sky poppa.
>>8923720
You don't TRY to convert yourself. The time comes when it comes and it will be natural.
>>8923720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtiRzQMgBDM&index=5&list=PL22J3VaeABQD0f71oraDkMv9LfntA2-Sm
>>8923720
Start with the Gospel; reading from the OT first is headache inducing for a newcomer, believe me. It will be natural when it happens, and it probably won't come from trying.
What brings you to want to become a Christian, dear Anon?
>"women can't into writing"
>it's Ayn Rand thread
>activate the dick
>women can't into writing
>remember Ayn Rand
>nothing changed
>>8923713
Ironically Rand is still better than post-Rand lolbritarian writers.
>tfw I only know English like a cuck
>I will never read Rimbaud, Goethe, Tolstoy, Homer, Virgil, Cervantes, or Dante in their original languages
I want to fucking die already
dude just learn a language like nigga study in your spare time
>>8923715
>try to learn language
>too stupid too remember basic vocab and grammar rules
>>8923712
English is all you need. It really helps stemming from several global superpowers.
what have you read so far this year?
tell me about it!
>>8923691
Naked Lunch,From Hell (isn't graphic novels literature?) and some academic books of history/architecture
>>8923696
how did you find naked lunch?
i tried to read it a long time ago, i remember finding certain images very arresting - but i didn't stick with it long enough to find anything in it except in fragments.
not sure if i want to spend the time giving burroughs another go just yet because there is so much else to read!
>>8923691
Any tips on how to read more each day? Usually, after 20 pages i'm exhausted... (except its low quality /lit/)
Do you guys take breaks? How it works?
What's your favorite of Shakespeare's sonnets and why?if it's 18, gb2reddit
>>8923578
Theyre all good at least the ones ive read but 40 and 60 are my favourite. Special s/o to 130 which was the first one i read and remains a favourite
That time of year thou may'st in me behold
When yellow leaves, or none, or few, do hang
Upon those boughs which shake against the cold,
Bare ruin'd choirs, where late the sweet birds sang.
In me thou see'st the twilight of such day,
As after sunset fadeth in the west,
Which by-and-by black night doth take away,
Death's second self, that seals up all in rest.
In me thou see'st the glowing of such fire
That on the ashes of his youth doth lie,
As the death-bed whereon it must expire
Consum'd with that which it was nourish'd by.
This thou perceivest, which makes thy love more strong,
To love that well which thou must leave ere long.
The imagery is simple but evocative, and it's one of the few instances in Shakespeare in which aging and death are not portrayed as outrages against human dignity. It borders on the sentimental, though, as a consequence.
And it reminds me if my grandmother.
>>8923578
this sort of 'art' is literally the lowest-common-denominator 'like dis if u ever loved some1 & relate 2 dis....' swill I have ever had the misfortune to read. I suggest anyone considering reading love poems, listening to songs about love, or watching a romcom instead save themselves time by thinking the words 'muh dick' for an equivalent experience I'm sure they will relate to just as much.
Of all people, why do you venerate him and his opinions on books?
is that a backstreet boy or something
he made the disaster artist into a movie, can't wait to see that.
because my favorite movie is fight club. you're not your fucking khakis
I just finished the Dark Tower series and loved it.
I'm sure it's hated here since it's popular, so what books should I read next?
>>8923538
Is that supposed to be Roland?
WE
WUZ
I love true underdog stories. Not necessarily fantasy but lord of the rings, 300, ect. The thought of staring down an unsurmountable enemy and choosing to go to battle regardless is thrilling to me. Anyone know any good books in this vein?
>>8923523
my diary
>>8923523
The abbreviation of etcetera is etc. fyi.
Nothing bigger than the historical narrative of the working class vs. the wealthy elites.
>>8923523
David and Goliath from 1 Samuel
Ogier the Dane from Song of Roland
Any Robin Hood story
The Count of Monte Cristo
1776 by David McCullough
Ten Days That Shook the World by John Reed
>the book ends wih a character saying you've just read their memoir
>the entire novel was an allegory
>and the story he told is the one you just read
What did he mean by this?
>the book ends with the title of the book
Write a list of things you like and others recommend books based on ur list
I'll start
>lying in bed
>smoking cigarettes
>the velvet underground
>driving with the windows down while blasting music
>playing piano
>watching the sunrise
>cats
>nature walks
>comfy cuddling with a qt
>>8923432
Socialism
Running
Porn
Bunp