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A rogue gorillaphant is terrorizing the people of the Oonga Boogna tribe. You have been contracted to either capture or kill the beast for a sum that equates to $20,000,000 US dollars, to be paid in diamonds, gold, silver, rubies, and platinum from their vast natural resources. You be awarded 10 virgin women from the tribe, who are known for their astounding beauty and horniness if you manage to capture the beast alive.
However, Oonga Boogna law states that firearms or modern machinery may not be used in combat. You must only use melee weapons and tools, not powered by any form of energy other than human strength, You will be given a contingent of their 10 strongest, most skilled, and bravest warriors to outfit as you see fit, and command them into battle. They are fiercely loyal to you and will unquestionably follow any orders you give them without hesitation or fear.
How do you outfit them, and what orders do you give these men?
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Easy, we have the ladies of oonga boonga rustle us up some bananas and watermelon, we put it in a pile and wait and then ambush the gorillaphant with pointy spears
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>>30935401
Put the fruit in a huge ass crate and close the door when the beast enters. Then deliver the beast to the oonga boonga.
You get rich plus 10 fuck slaves.
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>However, Oonga Boonga law
so do you all wanna live or no
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Would a person with 2 heads be able to clear rooms better than a normal soldier?
>gun in each hand
>can cover twice the area
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>>30935093
It depends which head has control over the arms.
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I suppose, in theory.
The real power however, is long range shooting.
Now you do not need a spotter anymore, nor do you need " an extra set of eyes" when working your kestrel. Also imagine the damage this baby could do on a flak battery or early MBT. No hassling with collimating sights, you ARE the collimating sight.
Be a gunner and commander at the same time! Make the Armata v2 with one crew member less. The F-14 would never have needed a RCO! The possibilities are endless. In fact, when women keep evolving in this manner, I see an actual future for them in the military.
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>>30935102
Hopefully the one that wants to shoot the other
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>want to try shooting a gun
>Call the local range ask how much it cost, what documentation do I need etc
>They give me all the info
>"Oh and don't forget to bring a buddy
>Excuse me?
>They explain they dont allow single males to rent guns to prevent suicides. Every time someone kills themselves at the range they have to close for a full day and lose a lot of business
>No friends so I can't go
Just great
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>>30934650
>only single males
Uh, isn't there a law against that kind of thing?
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how much did it cost?
I've never rented a gun before
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>>30934650
buy one, this law only aplly for rented
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/k/ I'm looking into buying a sidearm for everyday carry. I want a Walther PPK but I'm poor so I was thinking a Makarov instead. Yay or nay?
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>>30934389
Go ahead. You get a gun and a bottle opener.
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>>30934389
Makarov is fine, but you shouldn't stop there. I made a little checklist of some other things that you should pick up.
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>>30934436
I'll make sure to play plenty of STALKER in those clothes
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I didn't see one so i figured i'd start one.
I was just thinking about a hypothetical scenario. What would you be charged with if you went to a presidential candidate rally and somehow jumped up on the stage and shot at the candidate with blanks(and you weren't shot)? And when they caught you and went through all your shit, they found a note saying "I'm going to go to x's rally, jump up on stage and shoot them with blanks to see how they punish me even though no one was at risk other than me.".
What do you think the outcome would be? Do you think the outcome would have changed if you had modified the gun so that the barrel was completely sealed at the end, so they couldn't argue that something may have become lodged in the barrel and became a projectile?
Also, your mother may, or may not, die in her sleep tonight if you reply to this post.
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something something criminal intent?
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>>30934065
They'd probably just give you a fine and let you on your way. Go for it!
I picked up a few stripped AR lowers, and intend to SBR one. Should I build it as a pistol and wait for the NFA paperwork to replace buffer tube to put a stock on? Or would it be easier to just assemble the lower and get an upper once everything clears?
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for an RPK build, why would I go with a NoDak Spud NDS-9 over a NDS-7?
Do I need to use an NDS-9 for a Yugo parts kit?
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Old Thread >>30930430
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in for gold
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do barrel really heat up enough for you to need those heat resistant pad shit?
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>>30933941
If you're using a suppressor, especially a quick detach between different firearms, fuck yeah its stupid not to have a suppressor wrap. If its just your barrel it can burn the living shit out of you after not too many rounds but most people aren't grabbing their barrel.
The big use there is to control heat mirage off of the barrel so it wont obscure your vision with, say, a scope.
How do you guys feel when traveling to countries or regions where you can't own guns or can't take a gun with you?
I'm from Switzerland and I have guns at home, but now I'm on vacation in France and I feel as if I'm a sitting duck. If shit happens I can't protect myself and it makes me feel very uncomfortable.
Anyone feel the same when traveling?
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>>30933852
Kind of wary.
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>>30933852
>Be Suisse
>Get bombed
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>>30933869
This.
Stay vigilant swissbro.
You guys have many Americans immigrate over there?
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Didn't see one so I'm starting this shit. Who else likes bowies here?
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And I have already fucked it, should be #28.
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Picked up a kershaw cryo 2 as my first EDC, budget was $30. Did I fuck up?
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>>30933843
I've got the full size Von Tempsky, it's the 11" version of your pic, I kinda want the mini one too
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Daily reminder that Shotguns are the only acceptable home defense weapon.
Rifles and handguns are only going to shoot through your walls and kill your sleeping neighbors.
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>>30933205
Good, my neighbors are assholes.
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>>30933205
>implying I have neighbors
I will shoot .45 ACP, 7.62x39, or 7.62x54R if I want to.
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>implying I want to blow both my eardrums out and live with EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
/k/, what gun would kill me but not instantly kill me? I wanna kind of phase in between life and death until I bleed out
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It might not kill you though
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>>30932914
Why not just slit your wrists and not add to gun death statistics?
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>>30932914
This sounds like a great way to end up a vegetable / locked up in a mental hospital.
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"It's not a general" edition
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THERE'S LITERALLY A THREAD DIRECTLY TO THE RIGHT OF THIS ONE, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING.
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Image limit hit, It's on it's last legs. We gotta have some place for guard to post.
Which movie has your favorite actor using your favorite gun?
pic related
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>>30932853
It;s still the most ergonomically perfect handgun ever produced.
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>>30932853
very related
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>>30932853
Pretty good combination for me
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M43 jacket Edition
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/3Myx1ubW
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hello, I am Australian and one of our iconic brands is drizabone and drovers coats/dusters for the bush are still used as they suit the climate, however they're extremely expensive
something similar for a rain cover is the plash palatka which is essentially a heavy cotton tarp embedded with wax, does anyone have any thoughts about them?
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>tfw no militaria-friendly gf
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>>30932624
Really depends how many Aussie dollars did you spend on it?
Moving out of commiefornia and want to know which is better overall for game like deer and pig. Never owned a rifle so please help
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.308. If your worried about what you will lose not going to .30-06 you should get a .300wm.
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>>30932569
Either one will work for Bambi or Piglet.
You can get hotter loads in 30-06 in case you want to try your hand at Mickey Moose or Mr. Grizzly.
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>>30932607
I was planning on buying a 783. Anyone have experience with it or is it just cheap shit?
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What's the best music for innadesert operations?
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If its a desert with tons of trees, you could play "It aint me" by The Fortunate sons.
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>>30932303
just listen to Darude Sandstorm the whole time you're in the sandbox
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>>30932303
Metallica made some really good music back in the day.
That and Alice and chains would give you at least 30 minutes if listening materiel.
Did you have any specific genres in mind?