Would a person with 2 heads be able to clear rooms better than

>>30935093

It depends which head has control over the arms.

I suppose, in theory.
The real power however, is long range shooting.
Now you do not need a spotter anymore, nor do you need " an extra set of eyes" when working your kestrel. Also imagine the damage this baby could do on a flak battery or early MBT. No hassling with collimating sights, you ARE the collimating sight.
Be a gunner and commander at the same time! Make the Armata v2 with one crew member less. The F-14 would never have needed a RCO! The possibilities are endless. In fact, when women keep evolving in this manner, I see an actual future for them in the military.

>>30935102
Hopefully the one that wants to shoot the other

Four eyes are better than two.

>>30935093
They are perfect for a bdsm dungeon rape fantasy. Imagine them both in ball gags trying to comfort each other inbetween rounds.

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>>30935093
wait hold the fuck up tho, which head gets to control the body? are they a hive mind?

I WANNA KNOW NOW GODDAMNIT

>>30935116
Fucking kek

Also, can this creature look in both directions simultaneously? And can the heads control one arm each?

>>30935102

They each control one arm and one leg.

The real question here is who controls the vaginas. And how do you as the non-vagina-controlling party deal with the vagina owner masturbating? Does she just wake up in the night to shaking and wonder why she's all sweaty and her heart is pounding or is there some sort of agreement worked out where she just puts on some beats headphones and tries to think about puppies or something? And if the twin without the vagina wants to date does she ask the other twin permission to use her vagina or does she just do anal or oral or something? And if one of them controls both holes, then what?

>>30935093
I really, really, REALLY want to have sex with them.

>each twin has a separate heart, stomach, spine, lungs, and spinal cord.
>The sense of touch of each is restricted to her body half

I wonder if one of the twins could shoot the other in the head, killing her, and then bleed to death herself without ever feeling any pain...?


>>30935137
There's only one reproductive organ, and according to the info I've found their sense of touch is split vertically in the body, and there's some overlapping going on. So I suppose they would both feel essentially the same thing during intercourse.

Good for these girls. Once you get past the (understandable) third-grade-level questions, I'm glad to see they're living a decent life. This can't be any easier for them to process, they've just had to.

>>30935221
>. Once you get past the (understandable) third-grade-level questions

Could one breath for the other?

Like, they go underwater, with one head above, could they live?

>>30935093
they could clear opposite corners in a room and work inward XD

So if they had an AR with a SIG brace on each arm they would be twice as good as a soldier with an AR?

>>30935221
Yeah they live a pretty normal life.
I just want to fuck them desu.That'd be the most wild shit you can do.

>>30935272
I wonder if they both orgasm at the same time. Also wouldn't their boyfriends be literal cucks?

>>30935238
They share a circulatory system so I believe they could. But the one holding her breath would still feel a need to breathe due to carbon dioxide buildup in her lungs.

>>30935323
They share a reproductive organ, but if women are to be believed their state of mind (or how aroused they are) is just as important as physical stimulation, so I guess they could climax at different times if one is more aroused than the other...?

I have so many embarrassing questions about their lives.

>>30935137
What if one gets married?
Whos kid is it?
Is it considered polygamy?
What if one gets scoped in the head?
How in gods name do they take a shit?

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>>30935122

This thread is going places

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>>30935093
Holy fuck how haven't we weapon iced these freaks yet?! They would make the perfect sniper/spotter team! The one on the right can be the marksman while the other spots for them and watches their 6 for enemies.

Also how do they masturbate? If one masturbated does the other feel it? Would it be masturbation, Sex, incest, rape, or all of the above?

>you'll never lube up and fuck that narrow crevice between their necks

life is suffering

i wonder if tgere are 3 nipples or four or two well developed and one like a mole and one in between.
i would love to date them.

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>>30935093
>this whole fucking thread

I'm officially dead inside

>>30935362
>have two heads
>make other head do all the wiping

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>>30935122

One head sniper.

One head spotter.

The perfect team.

>>30935431
probably one spreads and the other whipes

>>30935452
efficiency
>>30935272
>I just want to fuck them desu.That'd be the most wild shit you can do.
same

>>30935093
So what if one is shot in the head and is KIA? Is that considered 1 death if the other survives?

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>>30935093
Good lord....

>>30935122
Anon...

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>>30935122
I, for one, agree with this anon. Shit would be cash.

>>30935464
Unlikely as they share their circulatory system. I don't know how you stop bleeding from a headshot in time; not sure it's something that's done very often.

>>30935742

i guess you could just tourniquet the neck

>>30935464
>>30935742

Imagine if one of the heads died but the other didn't. That'd be fucking horrifying

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>>30935122

Would they have to fill out two 4473's?

>>30935133
Oneco trols one side, otherco trips the other side.
Pretty amazing they (each) have a drivers license.
Just a miracle they can even clap,, let alone are allowed to pilot a 2 ton death machine on public roads.

>>30935408
Theres pics of them in a bikini.
No third niple

>>30935868
What if one side decided to swerve the car into a group of children? Would it be right to send them both to prison?

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>>30935845
If it were me I'd probably choose to die too. Can't imagine going on after being that close to someone, sharing literally everything, and then suddenly being left behind with your best friend/sister/waifus dead body still attached to you.

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>>30935845
They share a heart and internal organs. They will both die at the same time unless it is brain related. In which case you get in to some serious body horror.

>>30935892
that's kind of disappointing.
I gess being in a relationship with them both would have to be weird, like if you pay more attention to her sister then you might make one mad but the other one still wants to fuck you. or if you grab or lick the wrong side "accidentaly" would ygey aleays have to gangbang or do they each get a significant other.
getting double head would be amazing

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>>30935122

What if one loves BBC and the other is a racist?

>>30935567
kek

>>30935093
>that filename

underrated, tbqh

>>30936164
Is this dichotomy how they convince Brits to pay for their TV license?

>>30936096

>one of the heads dies
>the living head starts having conversations with itself as if nothing happened

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>>30935190
>>each twin has a separate heart, stomach, spine, lungs, and spinal cord.
>>The sense of touch of each is restricted to her body half
>I wonder if one of the twins could shoot the other in the head, killing her, and then bleed to death herself without ever feeling any pain...?
>>>30935137
>There's only one reproductive organ, and according to the info I've found their sense of touch is split vertically in the body, and there's some overlapping going on. So I suppose they would both feel essentially the same thing during intercourse.

>>30935362

>Is it considered polygamy?

I think all involved would have to be polygamists for practical reasons. It's not like one of them can step out of the room when her sister wants to bang a guy. They're stuck in the ride together. Guess they better both be fond of the same partner. I don't think jealousy would be an issue: they share everything. *Everything*

>>30935845
That's what happened to the famous conjoined twins that the term Siamese Twins originated from. One died before the other, and then the other died from sepsis before they could separate them. Although they discovered later that they shared a liver and separation would have killed them regardless. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chang_and_Eng_Bunker

>>30936315
I seem to recall they both had different boyfriends at one point.

>>30936337

Still, if one of the sisters didn't like the other's boyfriend, I think "awkward" would be an inadequate word to describe the situation.

Has there ever been a male and female conjoined twins case before?

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>>30936096
They don't. Each twin has a separate heart, stomach, spine, lungs, and spinal cord. They have three kidneys. Their liver is abnormally large, but there is only one. Other than that the only things they share are their large intestine, their urine bladder and their reproductive organs.

Since they share a circulatory system, one could stop breathing and they wouldn't pass out which is kind of interesting. As an anon touched on earlier, one head can function as a snorkel for the other if the other one is under water.

>>30935122
/k/, /k/ never changes

it's like dual wielding, but then it's not

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>>30935093
That file name though...

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>>30935111
Underrated as fuck post lmao

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>>30935122
seek help from a doctor.

>>30935111
Trips of truth. Wiuld be interesting to see the wider canopies on fighters to accomodate the second head.

>>30935392
Glad I'm not the only one who thought about it.

Well maybe glad isn't exactly the term.

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>>30935122
>jumping on the reaction image bandwagon as though i havent been fantasizing about the unique ways to fuck this girl for years now

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>>30935122
>One's a sub
>The other's a dom

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>>30935111
>A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR...

>>30935122
Consensual rape scene?

Could be fun.

Now think about the fun you could have with a gangbang scenario too. Quadruple penetration.

BDSM Gangbang? Sign me up. What if both of them were the top, holy shit. Can you imagine? One plays the role of the sweet domme the other is the vicious one. Yet they both sound the same so when you're blindfolded and tied up you dont know which one is which. Mindfuck central.

Boyfriends play rock, paper, scissors for who gets the ass tonight.

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>fuck you Pichael you're a piece of shit

I think there are some problems inherent in the design.

>>30939162
Not bad at all.

>>30939162
Would be better if one was a Dom and the Other the sub.

>>30939770
How would that work.

She beats only the left butt cheeck or nipple?

Cant really force her to cum without permission because they both have the same vag.

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>>30939801

And then you need both hands just to shut them up.

>>30939873
Thats what dick gags, ball gags, ring gags, leather gags, scarf gags and pony-bit gags are for anon.

>>30935111
>you ARE the collimating sight

You ARE the reason there's coffee dripping from my monitor

>>30939801
Oh gosh, somehow that's even hotter.

>>30935122
Why did this get so many replies? It has to be the dubs because this is pretty tame by 4chan standards

>>30935093
official favorite thread

>>30935093
I wonder how badly you could fuck them up by raising them as one girl with two heads..
>Giving her one name
>Adressing her as a single person
>Convincing her she is disordered when the two heads speak separately

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Man that bitch got fat. She let the fame go to her head.

You guys do realize that homunculus is basically a huge slut now right?

I've seen many images of that cunt sucking Chad dicks.

>>30935122
say hello to r/4chan for me lads

>>30940762
You say that, but you aren't proving it.

>>30940762
post them

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>>30940762
>you'll never get to fuck a human hydra
I wonder if they both give quality head
Imagine if one was just way better than the other

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>>30935093
>>30935102
>>30935122
>>30936288

>>30938777
Her face reminds me of Allie Sin.

>>30941574
>one likes anal
>the other hates it

What do?

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>>30935122
Oh no...

>>30941805
... clock the one that hates it over the head before starting?

>>30936337
Which one is the cuck?

>>30940806
Not that anon, but its a quick google search away pal.

>and less than i hoped for

>>30935093
someone post the picture of them sucking dick

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>>30942869
That photo is fake. Old bait is bad bait.

>>30942869
Entertaining, but a shop.

This place is fucking magical. We go from 2 heads clearing a room to trying to determine how we should fuck it.

Wonder what pooping is like...it says they have two stomachs.

One anus?

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>>30944385
What are those insignia?

>>30944400
No idea. Got the pic from the Brazil cop thread. I think this is a meem referring to international relations between Portugese speaking nations in South America.

I saved it because boobies.

>>30944428
Or relations between various law enforcement agencies in Brazil.

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>>30935362
mark twain already satyrized it in the 19th century, being burgers you had to learn it in the high school
http://twain.lib.virginia.edu/wilson/siamese.html

>>30944385
i dunno why this pic assumes that the passive girl is in a worse position

>>30944428
>Portugese speaking nations in South America
Brazil and ...??

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>>30935093
>a person with two heads
That's two people with one body, ableist shitlord! #imapersontoo

>>30935093
No because there are only one pair of arms and legs.

>>30935867
criminally underrated post

>>30944727
Brazil 2

>>30942953
Anal no lube and they have to clean the dickshit with their tongues. Then I make them make out with the Santorum swishing in their mouths.

>>30941574
Oh man, with two hearts you could get shot in one heart and still survive... Unless you bleed out, of course.

>>30935190
What if one of them likes it in the ass but the other one hates it? Does the weak bitch just have to bite the pillow?

>>30945349
"And then, officer, I was anally raped by my conjoined sister and her boyfriend. I can only report this crime by text message while she's asleep"

>>30942953
Its a serious issue. They are the best threesome you can have. A threesome but with half the work.

>>30944727
Argentina

>>30935093
probably one acts like a spotter the other acts like the gunner


also the girls were talking about driving they both have control over one arm so it would be intresting

>>30945114
One vagina= one broad
The extra head is just that, an extra head.

>>30942657
Everyone involved is the cuck, Anon. Everyone.

>>30935093
Shit, they could watch their own back. Almost 360 FOV if they're both looking to the sides.

I just want them/it to blow me

>>30939902
Lmao

>>30945336
Doubtful m8, the shock would be too much, maybe a 10℅survival rate at best WITH immediate treatment

T. Healthcare industry worker

Back me up EMT paramedics docs?

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>>30936399
It's genetically impossible, unfortunately.

>>30939438
Bullshit just film them separately at different times you fucking moron

>>30945858
You're bleeding to death if you take a bad shot to the heart. You've got better odds survived a combination slashed throat and wrists.
Theoretically you might have a bit more time work with due to more blood in the system and the other still keeping it pumping. Though it might make you bleed faster. I'm not an expert on two-hearted individuals.
Really, I'd say it depends on how bad the heartshot is. If it's a 7.62 real fucking NATO round it's probably pulped along with everything in front and behind, and you're fucked.
9mm that was slowed by ribs and didn't get too many important bits, on the other hand, you could potentially survive with immediate treatment.

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Not sure if it's been brought up yet but it would be interesting to see how the law would respond to one of the twins committing a murder.

Since they are legally two different people, it would be unlawful to imprison the non-offending girl for a crime she did not commit This presumably means that the non-offending twin could then, later, kill someone and the courts would be powerless again because the other took no part in the crime.

This all assumes that the girls would be capable of murdering someone completely on their own. In reality, it would probably be difficult for one girl to kill without the other at least assisting in the action, if not outright planning it together.

This way, you could get the other twin on attempted murder, accessory to murder, or conspiracy, all of which could be a separately proven crime from the crime of her other half, and for which the judge could sentence both women to the same amount of jail time.

How could one twin, hypothetically, commit murder without any help, assistance, knowledge or planning from the other?

>>30935111
this made my morning

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>>30946136

The only way I see it happening is them getting CCW licenses, and one of them drawing hers and shooting someone before the other realizes what's happening.

>>30935122
You know if they got into porn, they could make a killing. Just imagine the porn titles.

Two girls, one cunt.

Two heads are better at giving head.

Sideshow sluts.

Hydra hump and bump.

>female siamese twins
Omg how sexy, I want to fuck them that would be so cool getting a bj from two retarded heads at once!

>male siamese twins
Lol look at the freaks everyone.

>>30946383
You should start posting with a cool trip - like "Thread Summariser" because you go around summarising threads

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>>30946204
This porn exists.

>>30946460
My new fetush.....

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>>30940710
>forego eye contact during any social interaction
>look directly at the joined part of their necks instead

>>30935441
underrated

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>>30935122
brutal

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>>30946857

You autists have no taste in sex

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