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Real training back and legs. Sloots mirin tight shirt and pecs shoulders arms

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Hi, OP. How is your night going?

>>37783596
>my parents buy all my food for me
>my parents don't charge me rent
>my parents don't force me to get a job

>my parents love me

>I hate my parents

I'm sure your Dad doesn't hate you back anon, but he's probably sad. All he wanted was a son to talk to, to mend cars with on a Sunday afternoon, to go to the pub with and to go camping with.

Instead he got you.

Your Mum probably wanted a son to be proud of, one with friends and a career so she can look at you and say, "he's my son, and I love him". So she can tell her friends what you're up to, the girl you've just met, the house you're about to buy together, the grandchildren you've just told her about.

Instead she got you.

Stupid parents, right? What do they know?

I swear to god I've seen this exact thread before

>>37783712
>I'm sure your Dad doesn't hate you back anon, but he's probably sad. All he wanted was a son to talk to, to mend cars with on a Sunday afternoon, to go to the pub with and to go camping with.

He never wants to spend time with me anyways

he's not that cool desu

I usually go around midnight or 1 am

I just enjoy how I get basically free reign over any equipment I need, especially given that my gym has only one flat bench press

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>>37783564
i go to an anytime fitness

>>37783564
i was gonna go to anytime but it looks like shit and tacky as fuck.

snap fitness master race

Oh shit

>>37783484
Viacom finally putting some viral marketing behind bellator! Awesome, UFC needs to either pay their fighters money or die.

I, for one, cannot wait to see this roidmonster step in the octogan

>>37783538
Oh bellator was a joke.. I guess that is what my dumbass gets for commenting before waching.

Still gonna be entertaining as fuuuuark.

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Can't decide if bait or ignorance.

It was well over 800 buddy. This'll take a couple of days of hard work. Also don't skip meals, just accept it'll now take a little bit longer to make it.

>>37783433
Also yesterday for a workout i did 2500 m swimming in the morning and lifted in the evening

Yesterday i ate 1 granola bar, 2 chicken meatballs with lettuce and cottage cheese, 1 yoghurt with honey and cereal, 1 protein shake and 1 egg

What kind of fucking degenerate eats pizza rolls?

>>37783421
gomad is a meme. You'll just get fat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71v-KxBOhXU

>>37783421
Yeah, all memes aside you look leaner with more muscle mass.Good work anon, mirin'

Your ass gets sore because you are using your ass muscles.

>>37783400
That just means your form is good. Most people don't utilize their glutes properly during their deadlifts.

>>37783400
It's just doms. It'll go away. You probably already stopped getting doms in your back from squatting.

>guys i wanna be a cookie cutter with a cookie cutter body and cookie cutter beard and cookie cutter haircut and i'm addicted to porn

>>37783306
Go away Lenny.

Golem, get ye gone!

>>37783290
Rub minoxidil on face.
Take cycles of dbol and tren
Repeat for 2 years
Congrats

>>37783268
With 5kg dumbells not much.
Buy gymnastic rings, a pull up bar and a dip station. Cheapest homegym and you can get really strong.
Or go to a gym up to you.

Duct tape the weights to your ankles indefinitely and walk around.

>>37783268
>http://www.exrx.net/Lists/Directory.html

Go through each muscle group and look for dumbbell exercises

Most gym exercises (deads, squats, bench, shoulder press) can be simulated with dumbbells

>>37783011
Literally the sticky.

Chicken, lean turkey, lean beef, Fish
Beans
Rice
Fruits and Vegetable
Skim Milk

Lots of protein shakes too

>>37783018
No meme, no gentleman supreme

>>37782885
sounds about right

>>37782901
WHO?

>>37782885
fucking water is neutral on the pH scale (or should be) so adding a 7 ph to a 2-3 acid will not make it a 1 on pH
what retard wrote this?
now to counter an acid it is better to use a weaker acid than a base but this is brocience to the max
im triggered
also higher quantities of acid would be better because the more acidic the better it is to break shit down though it may damage the lining of the GI tract

I allot myself more time to do my exercises.

>>37782788
but aren't you hurting your results if you go over an hour? unless you're on roids or something

>>37782781
Walk faster in the gym.

meme pyramid

>>37782735
It's a fad and it has already died out. Fuck I get angry just thinking about how far behind everyone else you are.

Get Instagram, follow people with many followers. Do whatever they do if you want a front seat on that band wagon.

Right now you're in the luggage compartment on the fucking short bus you human shaped waste of space.

>>37782752
I never said it didn't help me. My joints feel great now. I was hoping for a less ignorant view on the Paleo Diet, not a view on overall "fad" diets.

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post body pics or fake

>inb4 shave your legs and leg day

>>37782536
Bf brought home a giant bag (like 5lb or something america sized) of this shit.

Just shoot me.

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>>37782560
Derp

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'Zza