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>>41163451
Drink only water until I lost the weight, easy.

>>41163451
Lose weight. I used to be way fatter than that.

>>41163451

3 cups of coffee per day to stave off hunger
5k on monday, tuesday, thursday, friday
Gradually make strategic changes to my diet

Give it 1 year and you'd be down to a healthy size

>>41163105
you know your father is disappointed everytime he sees your frail, weak, pathetic body

>tfw too wristlet to wear watches

>>41163105
do you cry yourself to sleep knowing that your dad is sporting a cock thicker than your wrist?

>>41162847
>depression etc etc
fix this first

>>41162861
yes not so ez i eat like 13 pills per day

>>41162870
am i fuckd now gg life?

>What can I do?
can go make me a sandwich babe

need pics to give good advice

>>41162790
...
Pics
Oh and the girl in the pic has a nicely shaped ass. But it's a fairly underwhelming one.

>>41162768
Anus doms from chads thicc cock

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>sciatic pain

please fucking kill me already. can't go back to the gym, because it always flares up when I start going to the gym. Need to start running in the summer and swimming in the winter.

God damn it.

Pic is me when sciatic pain starts the day after going to the gym.

>tfw you're nice and sore after a good workout and you hop straight out of the shower to your comfy bed and your girl gives u a blowy

All is right in the world then

Literally steal the gains of someone with a better body.

>>41162518
>bench 7 times your body weight
>lose head
>ask spotter to find body

die

Fuck off newfag lurk more

>>41162479
Last I heard he was collecting some huge inheritance.

>>41162479
>Anyone know what's up with Tiny these days?
Stopped lifting, has a normal life.

>>41162410
not you

are you pregnant and wearing panties?

pls be in london

>>41162400
you're gay

>>41162404
I'm not gay but I think OP's right. David Laid is a qt

I hope he dies.

I'm bitter.

I made one of those in your pic, op. It sorta does the job but I wouldn't want to bench with it. If you're making stuff yourself you might aswell make a power rack out of 4x4's, that way you can set up safety pins and it'll hold up better

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>>41162597
this

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>Carolyn Dean, a medical advisory board member at the Nutritional Magnesium Association

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LMAO

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>>41162237
>>41162267
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>>41162237
>dollarshaveclub

>>41162221
That is the only form of entertainment outside of drinking

They have to carry the weight of their WW2 war crimes.

All that pogroming

I heard grindr is pretty good

>>41162108
Friend got laid through meetme, in thinking of trying it myself since tinder requires facebook

I'm a dyel and it's not hard to meet girls through dating apps. It's pretty easy actually. Just know how to have a conversation. Unless you're outrageously good looking don't lead with anything sexual. Have a normal conversation. After a day or two of talking if it's going well, tell them "I'd love to take you out some time" or "we should grab a drink together one day" simple as that.

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>>41161812
>not lifting for boosting self-esteem and for improving health

Life itself is a competition and society loves those who take care of their body.

>>41161812

> he doesnt lift weights, run, ruck, swim, and do KB/sandbag grinders to get better at killing the enemy.

>>41161798
Gymnastics is more about technique than raw strength. I wouldn't necessarily assume he has a 600 pound squat.

And if you want to maximize explosive power, train explosive power. Power cleans, high pulls, power snatches, jerks, thruster, et cetera.

>>41161883
>Gymnastics is more about technique than raw strength.
No amount of technique is going to get you power and moves like that bro.

Gymnasts are always pound for pound obscenely strong. A 600lb squat is out of the question. But a 475lb squat might be well within reach.

>>41161883
hh, if power doesn't matter, why would they bother getting this muscular and 6% bodyfat