You think about her and she ruins your lifting, what's her name /fit/?
Little Debby
>>41396578
she doesn't ruin my lifts, i have repressed anger about her powering my fucking lifts, i max reps max weight and taste blood every time.
her name is victoria.
>>41396596
fucking kek'd
>>41396684
That's the spirit
So I recently read that males who live their lives single are more likely to develop and die early from heart disease. If I have excellent cardio will that prevent this? Or is just the stress on the heart from depression and loneliness going to fuck it up regardless?
Genuinely curious.
its just a statistic, a number correlating to a lifestyle. relax and just be genuinely bicurious - will solve your lonely ass thats for sure.
>>41396459
>just be genuinely bicurious
I don't know what that means Tbh
But yeah I know it's a statistic. But I feel like it's true because I feel lonley a lot, and I often feel a physical ache in my chest. I know it's related because I only
Feel the heart ache when I feeling down.
>>41396489
gays are a desperate bunch.
In all seriousness though, it sounds like you have some somatic symptom or something over being single - no big deal. A real heart condition creeps up on you like a black guy in a dark alley. One second youre tossing the garbage away, another second you have a knife in your gut and minus a wallet
Find something you like to do, find a community about it, and just do you. Whether or not you find attractive women, youre having a fun time and increasing your odds of meeting genuine people yada yada. Construct something out of youre loneliness or w.e.
>ready to get beastly
>take creatine
>imagine myself with big bulging hydrated muscles
>two weeks later, haven't gained a single pound
>lifts still the same
Oh God I feel so disappointed
did you even load
>>41396390
Yes, 20g a day for 5 days
yeah I used here people say creatine should be banned, it has all these sides, you'll get jacked but it will fuck with you, etc
didn't notice any differences from taking for several months every day so I stopped
>he doesn't eat brussel sprouts
i love brussels sprouts
>>41395584
Brussels sprouts are amazing
rolling for brussel sprouts
Just talked to a human female in the bar here and asked her to come over to my apartment later. She said yes and now I'm frantically hiding in the bathroom going on /fit/ on my phone because I am scared and have no idea what to do now.
please help!
Fake the confidence, no joke. Don't be a creep, but just don't act like you care too much.
But first of all, learn by doing. Get the fuck out of the bathroom and take her out of the bar with your arm around her.
You can do nothing wrong.
Jst b urself
Why do I have a fetish for girls getting fat when I never get above 12% in a bulk
>>41395025
Sounds like you're wishing you could actually do a bulk and not wuss out like a little skelly faggot.
>>41395044
>not lean bulking
Enjoy your obesity and social rejection
opposites attract buddy
Hi.
I'm a fat fuck. But I want to look like this.
I read the sticky.
What isn't in the sticky is how to increase willpower.
If I had the willpower to do all of that I wouldn't be a fat fuck.
So, how do I increase my willpower?
Go fascist to remind yourself that no willpower=deserving death
We have a /fat/ general
>>41394951
who needs mirin' when nutella is better than seks
>that guy who laughs inbetween sets
Literally me.
They really did make knuckles retarded
Also
>that guy that sips water on rests
>>41394941
You spyin on me, knigga?
I didn't realize how insecure men are about their height until I came to /fit/. What do? I mean I'm literally a god to manlets (<5'11). t. 6'1
>>41394622
>6'1
>not even 6'2
>doesn't even know how humiliated he should be
>>41394629
6'1 is the ultimate best height, anything above and you hit your head constantly and gains become too hard
>>41394889
>hit your head constantly
Meh you just learn to duck constantly on stairs, doorways, etc.
I'm 6'4 and the gains are a bit slower but I wouldn't have it any other way. People who are 6'6+ are straight up freaks, almost as bad as men who are bellow 5'3.
Cheating Pieces of Shit General
I don't even take roids I just want to lurk but you lazy faggots won't make a new thread Edition
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someone confirm that glands actually died lmfao.
even though he he was a cunt he didnt deserve DNP's toxic kiss of death.
>>41391492
Hope so.
>kinda kidding.
Someone did do a retarded DNP cycle not so long ago and erryone said byedebye as their temp was super high
>>41391516
I doubt he died.
Although I pray he did.
I'm afraid my son is getting too big. He says he can already bench press 80kg. I told him that it's enough and he can stop increasing weight but he doesn't listen to me. He says he's "making it" but his abs totally disappeared. I'm really worried about him. What should I do?
>>41375653
You are failure at everything you do. You are totally worthless piece of shit. Ultimate disappointment. I wish you've never been born.
>>41375739
time to move out and never come back
I'm glad he's doing better but I can sense something is bothering him..
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Fitness humor thread
I miss seeing these old super smash memes on YTMND in like 2006
>>41362413
Gooby pls
Why do most guys in their mid 20s and early 30s look like complete shit nowadays?
Most of them are:
>fat/chubbyfat/skinnyfat
>bald/balding
>nu-male facial expression
>mantits
>beerbelly
I am 28, been lifting for 10 years now and people tell me i look like im 24.
Why are there so many wagecuck slobs around?
>>41398853
Post your body faggot
tasty food is cheap and unhealthy
the average body has changed and people conform better now
people live tighter schedules and don't want to allocate time to fitness
hedonism in general
also you sound like a loser
>>41398863
t. intimidated fatass nu-male slob
What is the one thing you would trade all your gains for? Start back from square 1.
Also what would you consider trading all your gains and any future gains for?
happiness and financial security
content
I would trade all my gains togo back in time and prevent myself from sitting on the computer throughout my puberty giving myself scoliosis and forward head.
this is most of /fit/
prove me wrong
The supplements in that picture do not total more than $300
/fit/ is big on advocating eating well, which includes big spending, as you'd observe if you weren't a slide poster from /r9k/
kys
>>41398545
He's not fat and balding for starters
>>41398545
95% of /fit/ is broke thats why they only buy whey or creatine