Rainbow Cat & Blue Rabbit: Legend of the seven swords.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/88288946/
(Yes we need subs, BADLY)
A heavy action-packed cartoon series with all the Bruce Lee cliches you've come to love, yes including magical powers and over the top flying kung-fu fights with excessively annoying fighting sounds. Legend of the Seven Swords features scenes with blood, pill drugs, flute mind control, death. Featuring characters with agendas and excuses so mind bogglingly cliche and weird to say the least that you'll be feeling right at home with this animated series paying homage to all the old chinese martial arts movies.
(The main-main character is Honmao, the orange cat), the other main character next to him is Lantu, the blue bunny.
The rest I'll explain them later.
(Just 2 episodes subbed, I don't think even Kisscartoon had these subbed, let alone dubbed)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vYW6XXBGzg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRsAM375waM
Behind the Scenes in 5 parts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO9Ab0mGVtQ
(Season 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLObpOEBMnPJ0Wkon1rqsW-7TqpjyMPuLc¶ms=OAFIAVhU&v=BlZOM88yL8w&mode=NORMAL
(The entire franchise and 4 seasons of LSS)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCws-xTdOHkytAHWUOdgfq7Q/playlists
Oh and it got a theatrical release in 2010.
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>>88390536
either your webm is shit or the animation is shit, shill
Your brain will be weirded out and disgusted by how much they could get away with. To the point that even chinese parents complained when there was an entire episode about the main character slitting her wrists to feed her blood to a flower, yes that happened. Blood for the blood god. (Episode 43)
(I guess that was just too much even for a race of people who have roasted cats and dogs for dinner)
Meet Honmao(the orange cat), Lantu(the blue bunny), Ben(the white bear). Then comes Jumper(the monkey), the 2 tigers/brown teddy bear things, the pig, the blue bull with axes(they're villains). But the monkey later becomes a reformed hero(which doesn't die) Ma Saaniang(the horse, yes the hippo-pig looking thing dressed in purple). Note that she's a villain, the equivalent of Starscream).
Oh and for the love of God, I hope your waifu isn't the purple squirrel (Sally). My condolences to your feelings then... and your hopes and dreams for her as a character. For some reason she really received the short end of the stick in each season of Legend of the Seven Swordsmen.
If any chinese translator wants to give it a go, then here's some scripts for the episodes:
http://tieba.baidu.com/p/1637356487?lp=9002
What's fucking annoying is that 1 year ago we did have the entire episodes subbed. But just like DreamStar Button Nose they mysteriously disappeared.
It's a bizarre as fuck show even for China's standards.
It feels like Freedom Planet meets Squirrel and Hedgehog.
It sounds like Happy Tree Friends and Sonic SatAm masturbating together.
It feels like Care Bears practicing their Redwall drama play.
It looks like the chibi version of Dust Elysian Tail.
It feels like a fucking Newgrounds webseries.
Beyond the fighting scenes and weird Flash-looking animation with 3D animation thrown in, they decided for some reason to add blood, a lot of it. Strawberry juice-looking blood too.
Originally it was indeed a comedy show meant for children, but because of China's obsession with mass commercializing everything like another company we know(Hasbro) they ended up keeping these lovable comedy children's characters and after just 1 year sending them into an edgy drama-filled action show, despite China and Japan still sucking ass at handling mature themes in a mature manner.
Despite the fact after 3 seasons and a movie the original lovable characters end up getting replaced by Deviantart-tier anime OCs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPAbx5kgCJo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubZrAmRxy_M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM
Or greatest Disney movie of all time?
Vanellope
The first song is just generic disney song of girl singing about wanting more in life
Second one no one is gonna like since no kids are gonna be able to sing the words
You're Welcome is gonna be the Let it Go of this movie, just watch. That's a fucking cut right there
>>88392109
>You're Welcome is gonna be the Let it Go of this movie, just watch. That's a fucking cut right there
> Not shiny
How on earth did they fuck this up? Like wow..
>>88390343
Decreasing sales. Writers leaving in the middle of storylines. Ultimatum shit up everything.
blond logan looks hot
Loeb took a big smelly dump in the well and no one wanted to drink from it. Both readers who stopped buying and writers who stopped caring (there are exceptions, but they're not significant to save the universe)
This is my perception (correct me if I'm wrong) but the universe was going down the shitter before Loeb (mostly by writers running out of steam of the new universe and becoming forgettable and mediocre rather than outright bad), but Ultimates 3 and Ultimatum were the final nails in the coffin where everything became unsalvageable.
Just read Ultimatum, after reading 130 issues of ult spidey.
Who let someone just destroy the whole universe they had built up, with this terribly written shit?
And worst of all
There was no ultimatum it was just magneto throwing a rage fit REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
P.s. I loved ult spidey until the clone saga, then it started going downhill imo
To be fair, it was shit before Ultimatum.
>>88390028
Ultimate already suffered from a few problems. Their version of the Hulk started off as a complete monster, Cap was a racist and a jackass (this never really went away), Nick Fury is straight up evil, some characters did horrific shit and either make jokes about it or not care.
That Universe was also depressing as fuck, and villains were lucky if they lasted a few issues.
>>88390431
Yeah, but Ultimate Spider-Man was basically doing fine in a relative vacuum before Ultimatum. Plus it wasn't even consistent with past storylines... the Blob is revealed as Liz's dad with redeeming qualities, then suddenly he's eating Wasp for literally no reason? What the shit.
I'll starts with the obvious.
>>88389956
ur gey lol
Black Wally West
a plan so bad it died before it went anywhere.
I'm so glad you started another thread about gay iceman. There's aren't enough already.
Is it because Disney showed you can make literally a billion off of 'em?
The furry mafia gained control of all the animation studios some years ago, and now they're in the final stages of their plan to create a new generation of their kind.
>>88389873
The same reason there were so many "furry" cartoons back in the golden age? Bugs Bunny, Mickey Mouse, etc.
>>88389873
>now
>implying talking animals in animation haven't always been a thing
Closing thoughts?
>>88389856
Who's the guy in the middle?
>>88389871
Anakin Skywalker
>>88389871
Lady Arkham. Fighting for the injustice brought by the gangsters Thomas Wayne, Carmine Falcone, and Mayor Hill. If you haven't at least watched a playthrough, her identity would be a mid-game spoiler.
If you really want to know who she is, it'sVicki Vale.
Will he ever ditch the poor man's Iron Man armor in favor of a sleek shrinking suit?
Do people still watch these shows?
So why the hell couldn't he shrink for a while? Tryin' to get Iron Man fans instead of Ant-Man fans?
>>88390205
Budget. It's more expensive to shrink than it is to fly.
Post em if you got em.
>we'll win the fight and then go out for pizza
To my knowledge, they have never once gone out for pizza after a fight. So someone is lying.
>>88389444
They went to Fish Stew Pizza once in an early ep, they ended up breaking the restaurant but the Gems didn't give a fuck and Steven had to get them to help fix it
It's obviously going to be for the final episode or something.
They haven't won yet.
>I was only 17
But that was like a year ago? Who says something like that?
>>88389395
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>>88389395
maybe it was her way of avoiding responsibility and the truth that she was thirsty for middle-aged man dick
>>88389395
18 year olds.
Hey/co/, NEED a bit of help. I've read pretty much every Ultimate Spiderman comic and wanted to start reading the 616 Spiderman comics. I've been told the best place to start is at the start of Brand New Day. Should I start there or is there more I should skip?
If you wanna read modern Spidey, I'd suggest the JMS run, but I really recommend you start all the way at the beginning. 60s-80s ASM is the best ASM.
>>88389424
I tried. I just couldn't get into it and that's a fuck ton of books.
>>88389424
This.
The classic runs are like the original Star Wars trilogy; yes they get old, but their age doesn't actually decrease the quality at all and instead gives you some interesting insights to the pop culture at the time.
Plus you won't be talking completely out of your ass like most people do when it comes to characters like Spidey, you'll have the actual knowledge instead.
Wasn't he supposed to join the team in season 2 of Legends?
I think he and Mick would either become best friends or constantly butt heads.
>>88389362
I'm okay with the new additions but I hope Steel isn't cycled out just because he's new. He's the best character.
>>88389402
After Mick you mean.
Does anyone think that Lincoln Loud from "The Loud House" is Solid Snake?
>great at stealth
>rapidly ageing (white hair)
>inferior genes (only boy in the family)
>Believes in Santa (just like Big Boss)
>doesn't want anyone to get in his way (Meryl Silverburgh = Sisters [?])
>conservative leaning (especially for the age of 11)
>creative / situational thinker (almost always gets out of any situation)
>has a compatriot that helps him on his stealth "missions" (whom both have glasses)
You cannot deny the evidence.
>>88389091
Well his companion is a person of a minority (Weaboo and nigger.)
>>88389091
>being male
>inferior genes
Someone post the Peanuts comic. You know the one.
It's asolidtheory, but riddle me this. If he's Snake, then who's Liquid?
>it's a women are heartless cunts episode
Did they stop doing those after 2000?
WoY kind of did that near the end.
grrrr they make me so mad they make me want to give them their just desserts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbgf5BC_s-4
>>88389005
That would require it stop being true