I have a big job interview tomorrow, that could determine the

fifth of whisky.

>>9021150
Curry covered enchiladas.

>>9021150
Handle of vodka and raw garlic

Blanched spring vegetables drizzled in olive oil and lightly salted
A small portion of oily ocean fish, poached or steamed
Small portion of nuts, choice is yours
A few olives
125ml of a young light red wine or a rose
A few pieces of dried fruit and a mild cheese for dessert

Have this 2 hours before bedtime

Then 30 minutes before bedtime, ZMA (if you like pissing money away) or magnesium citrate (cheaper) dissolved in a glass of hot water

Sleep

Wake up, have a strong cup of coffee, a mango, one pill of B complex vitamins, 4000 IU vitamin D3 (gelcap), and 25g of slow digesting protein, in that order

Do 30 minutes of medium intensity steady state exercise (no more than that because you want to have your glycogen stores still fully charged for the interview), shower, get dressed, and you're ready to go

>>9021214

where do i get this? UberEATS?

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>>9021150

>>9021653
>modified kindergarten
What did they mean by this?

>>9021214
This is the dumbest shit I've ever read, lol

>>9021214
God damn, fuckin pro

>>9021214
dont do this it makes cyanide

>>9021150
>celebrating before the interview

>>9021214
fuck outta here patrick bateman-ass nigga baka

>>9021214

> raw onion
> canned tuna
> trail mix
> $1 wine
> fruit roll up and a cheesestick

nigga he aint got the job yet

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>>9021214
>mfw

>>9022987
Jesus christ look at this monstrosity

>>9021214
Magnesium citrate is my go to for anxious times. Really eases the nerves.

>>9021214
Ye

>>9021150
2bh I think you should drink 1/3 of what quantity of liquor makes you drunk

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OP here - I got the job, /ck/! I'm celebrating with an adobada burrito.

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>>9025754
Congratulations on your enslavement!

>>9025754
>tfw phone interview tomorrow
Give me some of your luck senpai.

>>9025754
I love you, Taytay. Also, congrats, my dude.

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>>9025768

you got it buddy

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>>9025754
What kind of work is it?

>>9025942
probably some menial shit job like mopping floors at kroger

>>9025942
I wish I lived somewhere that poor sluts could be bought for the price of some shitty pizza on a plastic tray. Around here that hooker would demand a $100+ meal

>>9026080
Not ALL college girls are hookers

>>9025942

Lead Media Planner, Advertising, for a Fortune 500 company.

>>9027450
Oh, so you're going to be shilling fastfood on cooking boards. Great. We sure do need more of those.

>>9026835
>college girl
What kind of trashy 2-year schools are you thinking of?

>>9021150
Bro, save the feast for when you get the job.

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>>9027450
Nice, man..I'm in Advertising/Marketing as well and have been looking for a new job myself. Only one interview so far which was a dead end. Congrats. How did you get the lead? Just from applying cold or did you know somebody that worked there?

>>9021150
Jack in the Box ™

>>9021176
lol you piece of shit

>>9028267

I actually left the company back in December, and they called me back to see if I wanted to rejoin the team. When I first joined the company, it was an online position with a recommendation from an old friend.