Someone sets this down in front of you.
"Your dessert, sir."
>>9014430
fuck you bring me lava cake
>>9014430
looks fun for the kids
also I yell at him for assuming my gender
>>9014547
ahahahahahaha
id ask for a single biscotti, not chocolate dipped.
Ok im going to a bar for the first in a few mins to watch the rest of the game tonight
How should I act? Who should I sit near? Should I eat before and drink some before? Can I cheer and talk shit?
It's Sunday night. You will be hanging out with the true alcoholics.
>>9013848
Its a rough dive bar too, dunno why my friend wants to go there, apparently they have good wings though
>>9013830
Sit at the table closest to the hottest chicks in the place.
Ignore them.
Keep looking at the table with less attractive chicks.
Allow the hot chicks to notice.
Make sure you're laughing and joking with your friend.
Wait for a chick from the hot table to approach
Profit.
If they never approach, fuck it.
You were going to beat off later anyway.
You lost nothing.
Keep practicing.
It'll work eventually.
The less you care, the more likely it will happen for you.
Name one country that does fish better than Japan
Protip: you will be unsuccessful
Sri Lanka
>>9013125
Checkmate
>>9013125
Florida
Oh that mustard dipping mayo at Joe's. Mm.
what do you usually get from BK?
Nausea
Fat
>>9012894
Their double cheeseburgers are god tier. Like eight years ago when the tendercrisp chicken sandwiches came out they were amazing. Absolutely perfect chicken sandwich, I got one last year and it was complete garbage.
Why is it that women are always better chefs than men?
That's funny considering most top michelin starred chefs are men. Women can bake well, I'll give em that.
>>9012200
>That's funny considering most top michelin starred chefs are men.
Anyone ever notice how stupid people still think michelin means anything?
>>9012200
who are you trying to convince with your post, OP?
it sounds like it's you.
>no ja/ck/
>delicious dishes
Why is everybody the Food network interviews such a fat tub of shit?
Like that shitty "hamburger hotdog" thing where the landwhale says "I come for the cocktails but I stay for the food"
>>9011538
>Why is everybody the Food network interviews such a fat tub of shit?
>Like that shitty "hamburger hotdog" thing where the landwhale says "I come for the cocktails but I stay for the food"
top kek
I keep reading articles about places like Applebee's, TGI Fridays, and in particular, Buffalo Wild Wings facing hardships and having a bleak future. I don't really give a shit about the other places, but I don't want to live in a world without B-Dubs.
How does everyone else feel about this? Do the recent board changes promise any hope for B-Dubs? Will this trend keep going and eventually kill the chain? Does anyone else here even give a fuck?
I rarely post on this board, every store has a different experience, and my favorite food in the world is buffalo wings. Bear all these things in mind please before dumping on me.
Also wings thread. Post the best wings you've ever had here, even if you made them yourself.
>>9009848
Fast food is pretty shitty, but B Dubs is nothing but overpriced wings. The only reason to go is if none of your friends have Direct TV on gameday.
>going anywhere but wingstop
B-dubs has a terrible and over-priced menu. The future failure of b-dubs was clear when McDonalds spent hundreds of millions of dollars to roll out wings nationwide that nobody bought.
wtf
>>9008044
costs money to extract water from glaciers
A bottle of water is 99 cents at Cvs
I bought one for a homeless guy last week to make myself feel better.
Tap water is free and a reverse osmosis filter is a $200 investment for life.
>hear on /ck/ that Hershey's is shit
>buy some nice imported chocolate from some europoor country likely infested with refugees
>so excited to finally try real milk chocolate
>it tastes like shit, way too sweet
>would have rather had some Hershey's
Did I fall for the meme?
>>9001709
Hershey's tastes like vomit.
>>9001709
Nice story you made up there, butthurt amerilard
>>9001756
>eating cold-tasting chocolate
Are there any Bourdainfags in ck?
I hate the formats of his shows in which his interviews are more yes or no questions rather than letting the pwople speak for themselves. Nevertheless i love watching the food my poor ass will probably never taste.
>>9020148
everyone
>>9020148
I used to constantly watch No Reservations (it was one of my favorite shows) but I haven't kept up with him after he stopped doing it.
>>9020148
Is AB the most interesting man in the world?
What are some dumb food myths you've believed for the longest time?
>UK has terrible food
>Germany has amazing cheese
>USA food is terrible
>>9020064
>Shark isn't delicious.
>>9020064
>>9020064
>USA food is terrible
It is thou
How should I serve them Chef?
Stick them up your ass for a bit, leave them way up to for a minute
on a plate with ketchup
>>9019555
dice em and saute em together
French Mc Donald Nuggets x 9 7-8 euro
>>9019134
Isnt that about 10 USD?
>>9019156
Yes
A single mcnugget is literally more than a dollar
How expensive are they in USA ?
>>9019166
You can get 20 for $5
What are some sandwiches. besides peanut butter, that don't need to be refrigerated? Ideally something healthy, not like marshmallow fluff and ketchup or whatever.
Peanut Spread
>>9018922
Every sandwich, pussy.
If it's going to go bad before you eat it, you shouldn't make it to begin with.
>>9018937
op is looking for something that won't go bad my his middle school's lunch period
Im stuck in a cabin for 2 weeks and have nothing but canned soup and an internet connection.
Will i get cancer if i heat this in the microwave?
>>9018917
>nothing but canned soup and an internet connection
anon you don't have a microwave
>>9018917
as long as you take it out of the can first and put it in a bowl your fine
best way to heat canned soup IMO
I struggle to imagine a cabin that doesn't mage a burner of some type though, even a camping stove
>>9018974
It has a really old has stove but there is no gas.