Elder God Supreme Patrician Cereal Thread all other pleb cereals

>>9023767
Cocks are for you fat nigger

Cereal is pleb food

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If this doesn't come close to Patrician, then I don't know what else does.

>>9023858
Obviously because your mum put too much salt in your Wheaties this morning.

>>9023965
My nigger.

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The only one I buy. Although I did have some apple jacks with my niece and nephew that were pretty good.

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>>9023759
>eating processed corn byproducts with corn syrup and artificial flavorings
>patrician
>ever

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>he still buys the frosted mini jew
>he doesn't just stir some sugar into this for even distribution of sweetness

>>9023767
It's nice to do something immature every once and a while. I love watching one pace and eating cereal wvery few weeks

>>9023759
Semi related i had a dream last night that i was at my favorite bar and they had a honey nut cheerios beer. It was the best thing ive ever tasted even though it wasnt real

>>9024115
TWO SCOOPS!?!!!?!?!?

>Ctrl+f
>"Grape Nuts"
>Phrase not found
Is /ck/ even real?

>>9028091
I loved them as a child. Now it's like eating gravel

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>>9023759
Those malt o meal-exclusive kinds are pretty awesome. Pic related was my favorite but they may be discontinued.

>>9026438
Literally the worst cereal ever. would rather eat a bowl of pubes

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I'm here from the other cereal thread. Fuck you.