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Which one of you flyover retards was it?
>https://www.rt.com/viral/391005-mcchicken-des-moines-brawl/
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>>9018843
do americans really do that...?
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>>9021030
QC here. I just want to watch the world burn.
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We're trending in imgur boys xD
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haha we did it again reddit!
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>>9018708
Simply epic
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>some crossposting faggot browses /ck/
>sees something mildly funny
>screen caps, posts to all other social media for upvote
I hate this.
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h-how do I make scrambled eggs? I have a girl coming over and I need to cook something for her.
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>>9018671
High heat, stir quickly.
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Don't forget to use the highest heat with your Teflon pan and stir rapidly when the eggs hit the pan, preferably with a metal spoon or metal spatula. Once the eggs are uniformly brown and dry you are ready to serve. Plate them and let them sit about 10 minutes to cool off and for the flavors to develop.
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>>9018671
Pan, nice and hot.
Butter.
Eggs.
Splash of milk.
Mix all together.
Keep stirring until it's set.
Add salt and pepper afterwards.
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ITT: Weird shit you do with food.
I eat peanuts in the shell.
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>>9018634
i do the same, but with sunflower seeds
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I use a fork to eat chips and fries. Pic related, but not mine.
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>>9018634
I eat sandwiches round and round until I've created the perfect last bite.
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Preparation for Human Consumptipn 2017-06-06 06:53:01 Post No.9018566
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Preparation for Human Consumptipn
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How would /ck/ preparr and serve a Human being?
Please give details
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>>9018566
The overlors Chthuhly does not reqhire seasonings.
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>>9018566
Like pork.
That's the closest flesh to our own, and burning humans smells like roasting pork.
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>>9018566
do americans really eat that?!?
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Wasn't really sure which board this belonged to but /out/ seemed as good as any. Do any of you use and recommend military rations as low cost, long term storage poverty food? Perhaps not solely but serving as base and adding other stuff too? What sort of stuff would serve as a good supplement to them? Those who do have experience, what are the pros cons? I've heard constipation is an issue but that seems easily resolvable if you're prepared for it.
I had a mate in the TA(brit army thing) back at uni and she offloaded loads of her 24 hour ration packs to me at the time. I remember they actually tasted pretty awesome and were really quite substantial (hence why she never finished or even cracked them all open). But I wonder do other countries have better rations? And where is the best place to go about buying these sorts of things?
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alright nice, let's get this acidic hiss out onto a tray.
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>>9018545
You're better kff eatong raw fish you net off rhe coast of any placw
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>>9018545
do americans really eat that
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Who else here is coo/ck/ing challenged?
>Can only cook like two things
>Can't even cook them well, can only cook them to a quality where they're edible and that's it (chili and spaghetti)
>Can't cook anything that tastes good
>Can't make a grocery list
>Burn or ruin anything I try to cook
>Only thing I can cook 100% of the time without fucking it up is premixed Betty Crocker cakes
>Eat fast food most of the time
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I can only cook like three things because I hate buying ingredients, it always feels like I end up spending $30 for one fucking meal
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that is one obedient doge
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>>9018335
I can also "cook" hot dogs, but only in the microwave.
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>memesauce
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>>9018154
white bois
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do americans really eat that?
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>>9018162
Yes.
Bacon egg and cheese on a bagel, fill up the top hole with hot sauce and lift the top slice up to distribute. Damn boy.
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Who else /fat/ here?
>be 5'6 135 lb
>just ate 500g of cottage cheese and frozen leafy greens
I'm absolutely disgusted with myself but can't stop.
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>>9017946
Post tits?
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>>9017948
not him, but this is a worksafe board
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>>9017946
here is a good tip
whenever you are hungry or just crave food drink two full glasses of water
water will make you full plus d rink enough and you will feel too sick to eat anything
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Why the fuck do people do this???
Its fucking disgusting, all kinds of dust and shit are on the outside of those cans, all kind of people touched them 93942 times in the store and yet, people still enjoy putting their lips on them...
You might as well go outside and lick a door handle, its fucking repulsive
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>>9017693
because i'm an alcoholic
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>>9017693
Because I was the most carbonation for my mixed drinks desu
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I literally never considered that before. thanks OP
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Is Wendy's really as good as it sounds?
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All fast food is trash, and now that it's not even price competitive it's useless.
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wendy's is probably the worst of the big fast food chains
noticeably lower quality.
it used to be much better. i don't know what happened
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>>9017045
burger king is the worst, no comparison
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>mfw today i found out my sous chefs are calling me sergeant poofter behind my back
is this what i signed up for when i entered prestigious culinary school?
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>>9016880
no, that's what you get for being a poofter
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>>9016880
I know people who aren't chefs anymore...classy people. It's going to be fact that you will never have your equal in the kitchen. You'll be the boss, and the rest will be first gen or immigrants, with different values. Maybe you'll have a single front of house type who is your intellectual or stimulating equal in some way, or you'll work in a hotel, where you have a manager who equals you. Oh well. Get a name, sell your joint, make some product that can be sold at Whole Foods for dough, and then you build your business empire. Being a chef can be lonely, why they do drugs/alcohol and go drinking together.
Are you gay? Poofter means gay person. Is there truth in that? Your answer depends on how you might approach this problem. Disrespect or insubordination is one thing, a stupid coping mechanism for not being the boss or having a decent boss is another.
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>>9016911
>Are you gay? Poofter means gay person. Is there truth in that?
i am not a gay man, i do however care about my manners and i am very schooled
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Whats a good starter chefs knife?
This Wustoff combo is on sale at my local kitchen store for $49. 2.5mm, forged, 8in chefs w/paring. Ye ne?
Also knife and kitchen gear in general.
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>>9015748
>good starter chefs knife
literally anything that isn't chink shit.
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Wusthof is a good quality knife that will last you years with proper care.
I wouldn't recommend anything more expensive unless you know exactly what you want already.
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>>9015748
It's a good starter.
German steel is high quality, arguably the best cutlery steel in the world.
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What can I do with a pork loin? 2017-06-05 12:07:02 Post No.9015425
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What can I do with a pork loin?
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My mom bought a pork loin because it was on sale. The thing is, whenever she cooks with pork loin, it always ends up super dry and/or tough. When I tried baking it as if it were a roast, it was alright, but seriously lacking in flavour. I could cut porkchops from it and make tonkatsu quite easily, but I'd like to see what /ck/ can come up with.
Also, for the record, I do have an immersion circulator, so if you have any recipes for sous vide pork loin, I could use that as well.
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>>9015425
You should pull that pork for your mom. I bet you could come up with a great sauce for her if you're into it.
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>>9015433
I think that pork loin is a little bit too lean to make pulled pork out of, Anon...
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some friend of mine bought me these babes for my birthday, how should I cook them?
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>>9015106
what's it like in australia?
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>>9015106
in the microwave on high for 30 minutes
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>>9015106
in what world does a friend buy you raw steaks as a birthday present