Am I a pleb for drinking Earl Grey tea?
>>9135705
my mom drinks almost exclusively earl gray
I think she started drinking it because of captain picard
>>9135705
No, you're a faggot for being concerned about what others think, and drinking Earl Grey's """"tea"""
>>9135705
Only if it's bag tea. Earl grey teabags is the fedora of teas.
I hate honey
>>9139004
>>9139003
I know someone who really doesn't like honey, I don't understand it. I guess the floral taste is off-putting to some?
how will waiters recover from this? their days of getting mad because the feel entitled to free money will be long gone
>>9137772
what is that guy staring at? did he forget his girlfriend is right in front of him?
>>9137819
Hey, if his girlfriend's gonna stare at a machine, he might as well stare at one too.
well fuck now I'm gonna have start tipping a fucking robot too
I feel sorry for anons without gardens.
>>9135537
>His time is so cheap he actually grows his own food.
>>9135537
I have 3 types of chilli in my backyard
Home grown stuff just tastes better in my opinion.
Which material is best for chopsticks?
Wood/Bamboo (japan, china), metal (south-korea) or plastic (japan, south-korea, china, vietnam)?
Wood/Bamboo hands down.
>>9135105
wood.
Metal is too slippery / long and adds the taste of metal to your food.
Plastic is cheap feeling.
Wood (quality not those take away ones) adds no flavour and has elegance to it
a fork you goddamn weebs
>go to company meeting
>have cheese platters catered in
>really nice nutty full-flavored brie
>and cracker barrel-tier garbage cheddars
>in a meeting of 40+ people, I was the only person who ate the brie
Why are >98% of people such food plebs?
>>9134494
Why are you complaining? You had that Brie all for yourself.
>>9134494
cuz roughly 2% of people are brietarded?
>>9134494
Fuck the plebs enjoy the brie on your company dime
How do I go about buying a rice cooker?
Credit Card. Then you pay that shit off at the end of the month!
>>9132435
You have a couple choices:
1) order online
2) go to Azn market.
The kind like your pic is a good basic choice. The hinged locking lid with gasket is a key feature--make sure the cooker you buys has that. If it has a normal lift-off lid like an ordinary pot then it's junk you don't want.
If you want a step up then get one that has "fuzzy logic" or "micom". That means it has better temperature control and usually has different settings for various kinds of rice and/or other types of cooking.
The best models have a high-pressure mode, but they're also pretty expensive.
>>9132435
With money. Or steal it. What the fuck do i care.
>let the flavors get to know each other
>>9130641
>Unironically saying EVOO
>>9130641
>you wanna cook the pasta
>AL
>DEN
>TAY
>what that means is to the tooth in italian
>just needs to have a LITTLE bite to it
95% of cooking shows have this stupid ass "helpful tip" during the pasta special and then proceed to ignore steps that are much more important and "helpful"
>>9130805
you mean like 10g salt per L of water when cooking pasta?
How do I make a good cup of coffee /ck/?
>>9122154
WTF kind of coffee maker is that?
French press with coarsely ground, quality beans.
>>9122159
It's just drip coffee. Same shit as the cheap Mr. Coffee machines you can buy at walmart, but it's fancy because you have to do the work yourself.
>>9122174
I want one, any name to this product?
>go to subway
>order my sub with "the works"
>they put jalapenos on it, clearly interpreting the order as meaning "all veggies", when "the works" actually refers to a specific veggie combo without jalapenos
REEEEEEEEEE
>>9114476
>go to subway
>order spicy italian like always on wheat
>ask for the works
>ask for trippple portions of Jalapenos and Banana peppers
>gets american spicy servings
>leave a horrible review of sub maker
>>9114476
>Go to Subway on Christmas Eve
>Jaded sandwich artist keeps trying to take my order in Spanish, even though I spoke to him first in English
>Literally slaps together my meatball sub
>Doesn't even bother heating it up.
>"That'll be x dollars" as he glares at me
>Sandwich falls apart in the subway
Well fuck man. I had to work Christmas Eve too in the grocery store across the street, but you didn't see me acting like a cunt.
>>9114476
>"the works" actually refers to a specific veggie combo without jalapenos
[Citation needed]
why are waiters so full of themselves they make like 40k a year
/ck/ is a board about food and cooking
>>9140107
blow it out your ass
>>9140104
>40k
Microwave General?
I didn't see one
So that's why it says use a microwave safe plate....
Why are Tina's burritos so good? What is her secret?
>>9140065
nice hand, you absolute monster
Ended up just eating her out.
>>9140067
what?
>>9140065
Only the red ones are good. The rest are utter shit
I am wide open to suggestion. At my wits end here.
>>9139797
Yes.
What I do: mix the deviled ham with some finely chopped onion, grated cheese, and a little mustard. Spread it thinly on toast, then run it under the broiler until it's browned and bubbly. You can also add a tomato slice that you've removed the seeds from (so it doesn't leak water and just get soggy) before broiling, or add a fresh slice after. Or, you can take two piece of the broiled ham and cheese toast and make a sandwich with lettuce, tomato, avocado, or whatever veg you like on a sandwich.
>>9139807
dude, i like you. i like everything about your process. have one free internet, on me.
>>9139812
Thanks, I do actually try to help when I'm here, at least when people have real questions. Hope you enjoy your meal!
Hot sauce thread, posting my tasting spoon with microsd card for scale
>>9139757
Hot sauce goes on food.
That spoon is used for tasting cocaine with your nose.
>>9139843
Amusing mixup waiting to happen
>you'll never live in glorious nippon and drink CC lemon
why even live?
>>9139605
I have been to glorious Nippon several times. The food is great. But I live in NYC and can get CC Lemon easily at local Asian markets. It's pretty good, but not worth going out of your way for.
Pic related is superior Japanese citrus beverage.
>>9139605
I want some Oronamin C.
>>9139641
lucky fag