Döner kebap

>>9209531
no problem with that.
sometimes you have to eat something in late night and I'm happy that the only shop still open is a kebab one. is overall a decent food, but I prefer take mine without the sauces...

What happened to the other posts?

Finished a full bottle of Malibu rum and got a spicy chicken kebab last week. My head, my stomach, and my asshole is forming plans for a coup this very moment

yummmmm

>>9209614
>Malibu rum

Mom?

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>>9209531
DEUS VULT

>>9209614
> ...asshole is forming plans...


Mom?

>>9209531
>tfw this stuff is rare as street food in the USA
I'm fucking jealous.

>>9209614
>finished

Mom?

>>9209614
>a

Mom?

>>9209626
>yummmmm

Mum?

>>9209691
>streetfood
>rare in the US
Lol move out of a flyover or babby city

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>>9209691
>tfw this stuff is rare as street food in the USA

It's pretty fucking common here on the east coast of Canada.

Only good thing Muslims brought with em.

>>9209614
>last week
>this very moment

sumin aint right

>>9210783
dont worry muslims clean their feet 5 times a day

>>9209691
try not living in a shitty city

>>9209531
>Döner kebap
Ruined with mayonnaise, curry ketchup, or sweetened condensed milk sauces.
Ruined by lack of delicious tzatziki or tahini.

No thanks. I'll take a gyro, al pastor taco or a schwarma any day.

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>>9210861
sounds like you've only had shit-tier döner then.
Come to Germany

>>9210854
Before, or after they've been wading on that meat?

>>9210783
Luckily, Kebab is so common around here that Kebab is made in factories by professional Kebab impalers. Shit is a multi billion dollar buisness bigger than McDonalds.

>>9210783
And then his feet slip off...

>>9210884
I don't want to get raped by Sharia Law thanks

>>9210884

yeah i'd rather not live around sandnigger trash

East Coast of Canada has the best. But its "donair" here.
Oddly the muslim places are sort of shit, the best i've had are all made by lebanese or greek

There's a donar sandwich place here but it's inside a huge fucking mall so I've only gone once to try em out.

>>9209531
Seasoned pork is more my liking

>>9210766

How are those spicy asian slaw bulgogi street tacos treating you, homo? We have kebab here

gyros is better because you can get pork

>>9209614
Genuinely funny post ruined by retarded replies

>>9209531
Those would probably be pretty good if you could get the meat fresh, but the places that sell kebabs usually let the meat sit around for god knows how long.

>>9210783
It's shit like this and other stories I've heard that makes me terrified to ever get a kebap.
>health & safety inspector comes in
>checks out the big meat roll thingy currently up
>is skeptical so cuts away a large chunk
>literally crawling with maggots
I'm a 20-year-old in east London and somehow I've never had one even once.

>>9209614
>Malibu

babby's first rum

>>9213776
true

>>9214416
Sauce on story?

>>9211262
>he thinks the frozen pre-cooked reconstituted meat slime tower is something to be proud of
top lel

>>9214441

I consider Malibu to be a "party rum", as in its best suited for serving large numbers of people. If you're drinking it alone, you can do better.

>>9214477
I bet you eat hot dogs or ground beef, not better in the least.
Also, the actual good stuff consists of cuts of lamb or veal placed on top of each other, then spiked.
With junk food the hygiene is always sub-par, but if you're not too much of a pussy and go the right places, it's not an issue.
Not even muslim but kebab is literally my favorite junk food, it's good.

>>9214416
yeah yeah, everyone's heard a story about a kebab place that got closed down due to someone jacking off into garlic sauce vat, and yet no one knows the location or details

it's all urban stories m8

>>9210855
>Muslim-free city
>Shitty
Pick one

>>9210783
donair is amazing, thank god i dont live in the maritimes or i would be fat

Turkish Food is really good overall. I prefer Döner meat in Lahmacun tho

>>9214789
They stole all the best dishes from other cultures, of course it's good

>>9209531
>mystery meat served by a grouchy arab with poor hygiene

no thanks, my binge drinking days are behind me

>>9209531
Actually a really healthy safe meal.

Dont tell the pakis!

>>9209614

how the fuck can you drink that shit

it is literally syrup

Remove kebab.