Housemates thread. Post dickish things your 'mates do in the kitchen or otherwise. (Parents, siblings, flatmates, suitemates, and roommates included.)
>>7232424
My housemate is a fat piece of shit who constantly lies and steals. She used to constantly leave dishes and whatnot in the kitchen and denied it was hers, but that was solved by me and my cool housemate by acting like dicks to her until she stopped cooking at home and started bumming off her parents for food.
My mom's bf ate the rest of my tendies and mom isn't going shopping again until Thursday.
It's bullshit.
>>7232424
noone ever washed up.....we just threw out perfectly good pans......like a bloody scrapyard outside our back door
Why did it become such a cultural wasteland? People blame it on snow people and their bland as fuck meat and potatoes bullshit, but it has to be something more. Why is the Midwest scared ofvegetables that aren't corn, potatoes, and cabbage? Why is everything so salty and sugary? Where are the standards? I've lived here all my life and it pisses me the fuck off how right /ck/ is about us. That Peggy Hunt story is dead accurate, too. People here honestly marvel at things like balsamic vinegar and fucking pretzel buns. Even my own mother gets excited about the latest brisket burger or fucking something something steak sandwich from the regional fast food places. For fuck's sake when I was younger I was constantly discouraged from trying new food because "you might be allergic to it". Things like dragonfruit and anything made out of the country aside from basic Italian brands and the sort. I'm a bit tipsy and probably won't even be this mad about the Midwest a few hours from now, but fucking shit.
Food is a communal affair. Growing up in a homogenous environment where being different in any way is seen as a subversive act discourages restaurants from distinguishing themselves and discourages people from eating food that might be seen as "pretentious" or "elitist", let alone foreign.
Ironically this allows certain cultures (for example the somalis of minneapolis, the mexicans of chicago, etc) to retain a purer version of their cuisine than might be possible in more cultured places. The locals will not even bother with it so they simply cater to the tastes of their community.
That's about the only nice thing about visiting flyover land though. Unfortunately, for me, most of my visits there are business trips so I end up eating at shit-tier chains like Ruths Chris because there simply isn't time to go exploring for some obscure thing in an immigrant neighborhood.
>>7229457
Why does /ck/ get so butthurt when it comes to what people eat in flyover states? This literally the 3rd thread.
>>7229491
If you think this is bad, go on /int/ and see what they say about it.
Shit ain't nice, trust me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gopVrZVMofU
What do you think of this Fully Raw Vegan Chili?
Do you have any other Fully Raw Vegan recipes?
>>7229141
chili has meat in it tho
Why is that tranny wearing so many bracelets?
I love the food she makes so much! She obviously does too.
Sriracha Appreciation Thread
>>7220400
Thanks man, it means a lot to me.
i like that sriracha tastes like garlic powder instead of fresh garlic. i hate fresh food.
>>7220439
r u srs
>British people eat this
That's a terrible example of one of the better things eaten by bongs.
Looks delicious, my friend. And I'm not yanking your chain.
>>7241450
Besides the edges being removed, this looks bretty gud
how do you make your egg sandwhich?
thousand island goes good with egg.
>>7238004
looks soggy, senpai
>>7238004
I'm not a huge fan of thousand island, especially with eggs, but that looks really good.
Is that Milton's bread?
>>7238004
Looks really good.
Did anyone else get PTDS from their parents' cooking?
>Have baby boomer parents
>You'll get E. Coli/Salmonella/mad cow!!!
>Overcook everything
>Well-done steak
>Rubbery pork chops
>Dry turkey
>Casseroles
>Awful rice/Swedish meatball things
>Chicken in the oven gets this white film on it
I can no longer eat pork chops, Swedish meatballs, white rice, or anything broiled.
>>7232433
PTSD*
>>7232433
No because my parents were good cooks.
>PTSD for cooking
stop using these shock-value words you ridiculous tumblrina
you don't get PTSD from being a germophobe you fucking loser
Hey /b/
We're 3 friends and we gonna start a cheeseburger house and we need a name for it, please help us !
>>7232221
The burger club for men
3 Men 1 Burger.
2 and a Half men
Name a better home bake pizza brand
Pro-tip: you probably can't but I'm open to suggestions
I'm really not a fan of their rising crust pizzas, way too doughy.
Their thin crust pizzas are decent enough though, as far as frozen pizza goes anyway.
Costco pizza
BOOM BITCH
Fat salt pie.
Post food you actually coo/ck/ed yourself and prove you're not just a faggot foodie hipster yelper
i did that once
/ck/ made fun of me for 3 whole days
someone just kept bumping the thread that tell me what a terrible cook i was
>>7229604
you can just go to the archives to look at mine, n00b
ITT post food related myths
>McDonalds uses "fake eggs"
>Fast food meat is not actually meat
>Ranch dressing tastes bad
>OP isn't a faggot
McDonald's soft serve ice cream does have cow hooves in it.
>gluten is bad for you
>GMOs are bad
>being vegan is healthy
>searing seals in the juices
Are wraps a viable alternative to sandwichs?
>>7231378
yeah sure but i find the texture of them to be terrible for some reason
Yup. They're nice for eating omelettes.
>>7231378
Wraps are for people that don't know how to roll a burrito.
Burritos>wraps>sandwiches.
It's all about how well the food is contained for ease of consumption.
ITT: incorrect ways you enjoy food
I love over reheating spaghetti, long enough to the point where it gets dry and crusty and clumps together. It's just so damn delicious.
I eat spoon fulls of honey. I don't give a fuck.
>>7237729
>I love over reheating spaghetti, long enough to the point where it gets dry and crusty and clumps together. It's just so damn delicious.
Same here, love the almost burnt crustiness of it.
>>7237750
i guzzle straight from the bottle. nfg
>Dry January
I'm not going to make it.
Are you?
I'm not an alcoholic, so yes.
>>7236276
I'm not an alcoholic do I don't have to worry.
I'm drinking right now, just got home from work.
Sucks that your parents combined genes couldn't breed out the propensity for addiction and you're a walking birthdefect.
>>7236276
Hopefully. Today is day 1 sober.
Hi!
We are 5 guys thinking of starting a burger and fries place.
You got any ideas for a name?
>>7235456
Fatburger
Wendy's
>>7235456
Five Faggots & Fries