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yeah, vegans are the worst

>he doesn't like anchovies at the beginning

The more I contemplated 4chan posts, the more I became convinced that people who copypasta certifiably retarded thoughts are at least as retarded as people who wrote the originals.

Food allergies = food phobia rationalization? Vegetarianism = food phobia rationalization? Jesus H. Fucking Christ on a pogo stick you're a tool.

>>7227773
My god, advertised fast food doesn't look like the actual product?!

When I was a chef at Arbys (15-19), I always tried to make each item look as close to the menu as possible. Usually did a great job....

fucking female Jack tier

that's a fucking awful "recipe"

ramen salad? oh come on

Is she the one that has the anal infatuation?

She is a pretentious cunt

>>7227524
Costco doesn't have shit on IKEA.

>>7227524
At the local Hamburger Stand you can get a double cheeseburger with fries and drink for 3.33. It's pretty based.

>>7227576
what, an entree there is more expensive than anything at costco. Except breakfast.

>>7227507
get gas instead

>>7227521
No gas connection here... otherwise that would have been my choice.

>>7227536
watch out, cheap induction stovetops really suck ass.
you should def. try them out before shopping and be it only the handling.

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>>7227491
Macadamia breh

nigger toes

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>>7227491
No.

Wendy's burgers and their spicy chicken wraps are bretty good.

Never heard of Harvey's

>>7227777

Quads have chosen.

>>7227777
what a waste

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>>7227404

>pan roasted quail
>carrot/parsnip batons
>romanesco
>chicken liver
>chicken sausage
>bread croutons
>confit garlic clove
>foie gras butter/chicken jus sauce
>parsnip chip

>>7227404
The color is ugly and the dish is plated in a trendy way without the experience or precision that actually makes that style of plating look good.

Though, 7/10, would eat.

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>>7227413

>seared albacore
>celery root/fennel bulb/onion/green apple/pickled mustard seed "risotto"
>anchovy caramel
>miso aioli
>ponzu foam

Air

>>7227327

Finished off the last of the julskinka yesterday desu, so needs to find other shit to be lazy on.

looks great! well, not much more than bread/butter/marmite here..

you mean cream, idiot

you mean cheese, idiot

you mean crumpet, idiot.

>>7227221
>collage
Education has failed you.

>>7227229
jesus christ man dont make fun of me just give me some food

you'll be consuming bullshit, beer and grease for a few years therefore you do not need this knowledge.

depends if you want to make a big pot of shit, or portion everything out like a savy single mom who fucks the mailman.

can't go wrong with pasta.

if you're a fit fag make wraps.

if you're fat fag make burritos.

I'd also say make big batches of side dishes to accompany something like sandwiches: try potato salad, i like tuna pasta salad, cajun rice and beans, fried rice, linguine and alfredo, bean/veggie medley, or just make soup to reheat.

all of those start with cheap and easy to make/mix ingredients like pasta, produce beans, rice lettuce, etc

>>7227186
>Over 1,5 kg of meat
>Lunch for three days

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>turkey
>beans
>corn
>peppers
>tomato paste
>chicken stock

Literally this is in no way a chili. It is poor man's "I have no fucking idea what I'm doing" food.

Fries aren't chips and a sprig of parsley isn't a salad.

>>7227057
Potato salad? Love how they piped it.

>chips

UK ban when?

they have no business posting on a food board.

I'm no chef, but I always figured that chefs cherish their piss/smoke/shitting breaks.

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No
That would fuck you over if a random health inspection happened

I never understood people having to take bathroom breaks at work.

I make a point to have a pee and poo right before I leave the house, and have never had to take a bathroom break during anything less than a 12 hour shift (aside from opening shifts where I wasn't awake enough to poop, so did it before anyone else had arrived).

I've always prided myself on not having to use the bathroom, and saved it as an excuse in case anyone complained about me taking too many cigarette breaks. You can piss before you come to work, but when you need a smoke you need a smoke, and retards who haven't learned to use the bathroom before getting on the line shouldn't get any special privileges.

>>7226868
Unsure/10

Need a clearer, non-sideways pic.
What's the little tile with the bread/muffin?

>>7226872
Sorry on my phone cant fix the picture. The tile is like a spatula/ladel holder so you dont get anything dirty when cooking. I made it when i was a kid idk what else to call it

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>>7226874

Also, it's pepperoni, red peppers, mushrooms and eggolls on garlic bread crust.