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I cook better than you and I use an Ikea knife

It's not the tool, it's the person using the tool

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>>7224141
So what you are saying is, we should all drive Ford Pintos?

>why haven't they done anything to improve their products in the last 50 years?

When you reach max level, you stop leveling

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Sausage on a bun with a little catsup.

>ketchup on eggs
end your life

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Like a champion

About 15% (+- 3) of the people here are vegan.

Only the janitors and trolls.

You people told me to stay vegan its better for you but i feel like death approaches every passing day

Im going to end up strangling a chicken and eating it raw and fucking dying from pneumonia

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>>7223884
German pumpernickel looks like pic related and has a sweetish taste. It was invented for it's long storage qualities. It's commonly used as a military ration. It's not something that's eaten on a day-to-day basis.

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>>7223897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZeCkAgEvL4&t=15m00s
Disregard the guy eating the bread with a spoon like an idiot.

>>7223897
Where as the North America tradition includes flour and commercial yeast, which is what I am more going for.

Rye and North American pumpernickel have very distinctive tastes from one another in my experience. yet many recipes I've seen seem to describe them to be more similar than different. I feel like I'm missing something.

i have also never had sushi

>>7223803
rice and fish

Nigiri (rice block with fish on)
Maki (rice cylinder with stuff inside)
Temaki (cones of rice with things in)
that's the simple stuff, if there's a noodle or mushroom dish that's a good bet for a first timer too, don't go insane and order too much though because because it looks less food than it is.

>>7223820
forgot to say: salmon and prawn might be the easiest flavours, but I like tuna and salmon roe a lot

don't get any californian rolls they're shit

throw in some bologna and raisin bread and cheese slices

Coleslaw.

>>7223786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

spring rolls maybe? soup is a bit more in season though if you have the ability to heat it up

>>7223498
I won't have the ability to hear anything up, I should've added that.

BBQ for that bitch.

>>7223385
>more mushroom than beef
would eat anyway

>>7223385
Hard to judge the size on that thing, but it looks too tall to take a bite out of. Actual description of what's in it sounds goog enough though. Personally I probably would never bother making that, but to each their own.

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i approve of your efforts and would like to see more.

Also, trip reports.

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for me its the mcchicken, the best fast food burger.

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Why do Northern Americans value chain fast food more than homemade fast food?

You cannot tell me that a $1 burger tastes better than one you made yourself.

Atheists 1 Burgersnobs 0

>>7223358
whats this meme from aga9n

When will I eat it?

>>7223293
call dominos right now

>>7223302
I called and asked them about it, but they just said they don't have Battletoads.

>>7223258

She cried too much. It annoyed me to no end.
I would put my pastryroll in her pie though.

>>7223263
>not just snuggling nonsexually
also she's gay apparently

>thought she was oxbridge like me
>actually just a UCL pleb like all the rest
disappointed tbqh

>>7223263
Unfortunately she's a pescatarian. Doesn't eat no meat.

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Damn bro, shits getting expensive these days. Oh well, thanks for bringing my lazy ass a pizza, I wrote you in a $5 tip, make sure they give it to you. You be safe out there, lots of crazy people these days. Thanks again man.

Sorry man we don't tip in this country.

>>7223212
That's clearly just a pepperoni, you expect me to pay for this shit?

>>7223067
They naturally lack the sugar/high fructose corn syrup Americans require to satisfy their palate.

>>7223087
I'm American and I can attest to this. I need a high amount of sugar even though I'm diabetic.

I'd blame bad cooking. Boiling any vegetable until it's olive green with little or no seasoning will ruin it. It seems to be this afterthought side in an attempt to create a healthy well-rounded meal.

>we have meat and potatoes
>need something green to complete
>end of thought

>>7222915
This is a blog post.

>>7222915
Yeah they're expanding the testing area to HK. I think the Aussies got it first though.

>>7222915
This is not my life
This is not my home
This is not me

>>7222825
Excellent OP. If I had my way her sauce would never die. Good to know there's someone else of the same opinion.

I bet she was a solid 8/10 when she was young

>>7222825
Literally everything she does is wrong.