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I do not recommend buying one of these. I tried making an omelet like they did in the commercial, and it didn't cook well at all. Do not buy a Magic Bullet.

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2016-01-22 00:27:11 Post No.7294332
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Anonymous 2016-01-22 00:27:11 Post No. 7294332 [Report] [View this topic]

Is a plate of french fries, Fried Proto-vodka?

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Anonymous 2016-01-22 00:35:11 Post No.7294363
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>>7294332
>ketchup aside
>not over the fries

Hello reddit

Anonymous 2016-01-22 00:37:05 Post No.7294369
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>>7294363
Sorry for that. I'm not at home and the mass produced McDonalds fries that google decided I need didn't seem appealing enough.

Anonymous 2016-01-22 04:35:31 Post No.7295170
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>>7294363
>not being able to pour ketchup
sorry about your disability
>wanting soggy fries
sorry about your pleb taste

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2016-01-22 00:15:31 Post No.7294294
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Anonymous 2016-01-22 00:15:31 Post No. 7294294 [Report] [View this topic]

>come to /ck/ because I live in my own house now and I don't know how to cook delicious meals
>no sticky on this board to guide me or show me recipes

Wtf guys? Give me your best dish and how you make it. I'll save them and cook them

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Anonymous 2016-01-22 00:16:29 Post No.7294298
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This was in the topic in the IRC channel
Yes, there's an IRC channel

http://ck.booru.org

Anonymous 2016-01-22 00:18:42 Post No.7294306
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>>7294298
Oh wow, thank you!

Anonymous
2016-01-21 23:36:42 Post No.7294178
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Anonymous 2016-01-21 23:36:42 Post No. 7294178 [Report] [View this topic]

Need a replacement Keurig, any recommendations? I am looking for cheap, I don't need all of the features.

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Anonymous 2016-01-21 23:44:15 Post No.7294202
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Anonymous 2016-01-21 23:44:15 Post No.7294202 [Report]

French press and burr grinder.

Anonymous 2016-01-21 23:46:45 Post No.7294217
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>>7294202
I have a ton of K-Cups left, my ex knew I love the Keurig so he fucking took it with him. BTW-not showing tits because I am not a girl.

Anonymous 2016-01-22 00:00:13 Post No.7294250
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>>7294217
Sell the kek-cups on eBay
Buy a grinder
Get a non meme coffee machine or a press.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-01-21 23:08:48 Post No. 7294073 [Report] [View this topic]

Remember staying for dinner at your friends house and having everything be different from your house.

You sit at the table with their parents and siblings, his dad aggresively breathing out of his nose while he eats, his sister making you self-conscious, while he just sits dumb waiting for chow.
Here comes mom. Oh its only spaghetti, I can handle that, you say.

But wait what's this? She places the dish down and without a moments hesitation, dumps a full laddle of sauce right onto your dinner.
I w-w-wanted it plain with butter and cheese you think to yourself, too scared to even squeak.
Now everyone is happily eating away and your frozen stiff just staring, wanting to leave this plane of existence, too afraid to let out your breath, too afraid swallow.
"Everything OK?"
You smile meekly and put your fork to what lays before you. Squinting at what your trembling hand has brought to your mouth you try and decipher what you see.
Hmm red stuff, thicker than water, something small and green, wait whats that?
An ONION?!
No way is that getting eaten, you put your fork down hoping no one notices and spend the rest of the time eating the bottom where there is minimal sauce contact until you proclaim you are full.

Ahh the good old days eh?

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Anonymous 2016-01-21 23:14:14 Post No.7294094
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>>7294073
Hopefully this is your first draft. A comedic routine should be honed elsewhere, however. We do not appreciate it.

Anonymous 2016-01-21 23:14:18 Post No.7294095
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>>7294073
You left out the part where they all hold hands, close their eyes, bow their heads and say grace or, even worse, ask you to do the honors when your family just doesn't do that. And you have to hold your friends hand in one hand and his dad's hand with the other.

Anonymous 2016-01-21 23:16:30 Post No.7294104
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Anonymous 2016-01-21 23:16:30 Post No.7294104 [Report]

Did you fuck tho?

Anonymous
2016-01-21 22:36:31 Post No.7293966
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Anonymous 2016-01-21 22:36:31 Post No. 7293966 [Report] [View this topic]

>TIL alcohol is a confirmed potent carcinogen

Fuck why isn't this on the warning labels? I'm going to have to rethink all of my drinking habits.

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Anonymous 2016-01-21 22:41:27 Post No.7293989
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Ha Ha! Guess I'll just quit then!!!!!!

Anonymous 2016-01-21 22:46:32 Post No.7294007
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>>7293966
Fuck!

Why do meddling teenagers concern themselves with shit that doesn't concern them?

>Holy none-of-your-business Batman!

Anonymous 2016-01-21 23:21:58 Post No.7294126
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>>7293966
>TIL alcohol is a poison

You're not very smart are you?

Anonymous
2016-01-21 22:27:26 Post No.7293925
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Anonymous 2016-01-21 22:27:26 Post No. 7293925 [Report] [View this topic]

I bought this thing.
Fucking how do? I never used one before

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Anonymous 2016-01-21 22:31:17 Post No.7293939
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For grilling, just put charcoal or hardwood in the main part and cook on it.

For smoking, put hardwood in the side box and your food in the main chamber.

Anonymous 2016-01-21 22:35:27 Post No.7293961
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Anonymous 2016-01-21 22:35:27 Post No.7293961 [Report]

Don't use gas unless you want to be lynched.

Anonymous 2016-01-21 22:36:32 Post No.7293967
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>>7293925
Nice. Now Google whatever questions you may have. Obviously you didn't post this here for answers. That would be admitting you were a fucking retard.

Anonymous
2016-01-21 22:22:06 Post No.7293893
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Anonymous 2016-01-21 22:22:06 Post No. 7293893 [Report] [View this topic]

How do you cook your pork chops and what seasoning do you use?

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Anonymous 2016-01-21 22:33:57 Post No.7293953
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>>7293893
>>how to cook
Depends on their thickness. If they're thin (half-inch or 1 cm or so) then I season 'em with salt and pepper, sear on both sides in the frying pan, and then add a little splash of something sweet (usually honey) and reduce it down to make a sticky glaze on the chops.

If they're thicker, then I treat them like a steak: Either grill them, or sear in a pan & finish in the oven.

>>Seasoning
Wow, there's just so many options here. What seasonings do you like? Salt and pepper is the obvious starting point. Do you want BBQ flavor? Then use a dry rub or finish with a BBQ type sauce. Want more of a classic sort of taste? Thyme, rosemary, sage. Asian sort of flavor? Ginger, sesame oil, garlic, and soy. There's tons of options here.

Anonymous 2016-01-22 02:11:02 Post No.7294649
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>>7293893
fried. salt and pepper, egg wash, dredge in flour

Anonymous 2016-01-22 02:12:29 Post No.7294653
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I use generic seasoning I got from target, garlic and pepper. Cook on the Foreman.

Anonymous
2016-01-21 22:19:50 Post No.7293881
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Anonymous 2016-01-21 22:19:50 Post No. 7293881 [Report] [View this topic]

What's something healthy and good I can make with extra lean ground beef

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Anonymous 2016-01-21 22:27:20 Post No.7293924
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>>7293881
Burrrrrrrrrito! Ah Ha Yee!

Anonymous 2016-01-21 22:36:46 Post No.7293971
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>>7293881
make some chilli con carne friendo

Anonymous 2016-01-21 22:37:41 Post No.7293973
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>>7293924
No mas gringas bombas contra del pueblo!

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2016-01-21 22:00:15 Post No.7293835
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Anonymous 2016-01-21 22:00:15 Post No. 7293835 [Report] [View this topic]

Yum!
http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/calgary/worms-calgary-uncooked-fish-doctors-1.3413798

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Anonymous 2016-01-21 22:05:39 Post No.7293847
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>>7293835
>idiot eats raw supermarket salmon

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I'M IN LOVE WITH THE ROE ROE

Anonymous
2016-01-21 21:39:56 Post No.7293756
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Anonymous 2016-01-21 21:39:56 Post No. 7293756 [Report] [View this topic]

What's the consensus on turkey giblets?

I personally really love them.

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Anonymous 2016-01-21 21:55:41 Post No.7293814
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>Gizzard
>Heart
>Neck
Literally the best part of the Turkey

>Liver
Disgusting

Anonymous 2016-01-22 01:29:13 Post No.7294500
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>>7293814

Are they anything like chicken livers?

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>>7294500

yes

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Home Fries! 2016-01-21 21:06:34 Post No.7293661
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Home Fries! Anonymous 2016-01-21 21:06:34 Post No. 7293661 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey guys, so tonight I want to make some home fries to go with dinner. I want to just bake them in my oven because I'm going to be using the stove top for other things. I want to add in onions and peppers with them too.

My question is, should I microwave the potatoes a bit before hand to start softening them or just throw them in the bowl with my peppers and onions and oil and season and then stick them on a sheet and bake?

I'm making a good amount for everyone in the house so that's another reason I don't want to do it in a skillet.

Also, 350 for a little over and hour maybe? And then move the rack up because I like my home fries crispy. Thanks!!

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Anonymous 2016-01-21 23:18:29 Post No.7294114
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>>7293661
If you're baking it in the oven, they're not fries anymore, just roasted potatoes.

Anonymous 2016-01-21 23:25:16 Post No.7294136
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Just right into the oven, but they do take a long time, almost an hour for a big batch sometimes.

If you were doing them in a skillet, parboil them until they're almost done first.

Anonymous 2016-01-21 23:41:00 Post No.7294191
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Anonymous 2016-01-21 23:41:00 Post No.7294191 [Report]

Yeah parboil if you want, microwave will also do the trick. It makes them cook faster with a softer inside. Lightly shake them in a colander right before you roast them, it will increase the surface area giving you a crispy skin. Squash them slightly half way through to make them crispier. You could add some rosemary too, and a little bit of acid i.e. vinegar or lemon gives them a nice texture. The thicker the fat you use, the crunchier they should be, so you could consider butter.

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Aиonymous 2016-01-21 20:38:22 Post No. 7293577 [Report] [View this topic]

i wanna try to do the mcmuffin at home

Is this a good recipe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eH7KEDi4dY

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Anonymous 2016-01-21 21:02:07 Post No.7293651
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>>7293577
Just fucking cook an egg and put it on an English muffin with a bit of ham, holy fuck.

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>>7293651
This. What the fuck you need a recipe for? It's fucking egg and meat on an egnlish muffin.

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Anonymous 2016-01-21 21:44:30 Post No.7293779 [Report]

Seriouseats released a tamago makkumuffin recipe yesterday. Kenji-san has never disappointed boku.

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Anonymous 2016-01-21 20:23:31 Post No. 7293528 [Report] [View this topic]

Why is it that every time i touch applejuice i get explosive diarrhea, but i can eat apples just fine?

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Anonymous 2016-01-21 20:28:41 Post No.7293541
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>>7293528
Psychosomatic disorder?

Anonymous 2016-01-21 20:38:27 Post No.7293578
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>>7293528
juice has no nutrients

Anonymous 2016-01-21 20:50:05 Post No.7293616
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Anonymous 2016-01-21 20:50:05 Post No.7293616 [Report]

>>7293528
Could be a reaction from:
Artificial sweeteners
Sugar alcohols

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