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>>7393312
Bojangles Popeyes

>>7393312
Popeyes nigga

black people sure do love fried chicken.
know who else likes fried chicken?

LITERALLY EVERYBODY

Then it's still a tuna melt.

9/11

>>7390059
You will have made a fundamentally disgusting sandwich even more disgusting.

All sorts of sandwiches, or add it to a cold platter.

>>7387557
Maybe omelettes like with chorizo
Fry things with it and use it instead of bacon fat or whatever grease you have
Dice finely and mix with ground meat and make burgers or meatballs or meatloaf

Or go the Chopped route and mix it with random shit and try to make it taste good

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just eat with some crackers and cheese. maybe some mustard.

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recipe

>>7394962
That's some pretty nice vomit.

>>7394962
would be hesitant to eat/10

but probably tastes pretty good/10

They go bad pretty quickly.

Because watercress is better.

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>>7394338
Meh. Not even the best sprout.

>no yeast
>fermentation

Were they talking about wild yeast or something?

>>7393936

They mean sourdough based breads most likely. In sourdough you use the natural yeast in air and flour to ferment a starter dough, and use parts of it to ferment your bread dough.

They're a lot of effort, but the result is better flavor and crumb I've gotten with commercial yeast.

Can't be arsed to put in the effort though, since by most recipes you'd need to feed your starter twice a day and I've had it go bad even then during summer months.

>>7393936
have not tried but as far as I understand, you can do it but its gonna be really really tough bread, unless its really thin, like in the doner kebab

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>>7393895
Also ice cream.

>>7393895
I was in your situation. My best advice is to find things that TASTE GOOD. You have to want to eat if you're going to gain weight.

Also this >>7393903 lifesavers.

>>7393909
>>7393903
But I wanted to do it healthyish and shit. I'm gonna try and start working out and running and wanted to do it with a "clean" diet

You sound like a 12 year old coming down from his first shroom trip.

>>7392254
You do realize this would increase the population, right? Because it wouldn't be purposely killing people, and now people who would have died from starvation won't.

Anyways, overpopulation and hunger are widely blown-up problems. Many areas of the developed world actually have problems with decreasing birth rates and obesity.

Anther huge problem with the transmission of prions.

So no, overall terrible idea.

>>7392254
You're about 300 years late to the party there, OP: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/1080/1080-h/1080-h.htm

Just buy Lactaid brand. It's cows milk without the lactose.

>>7391075
Purchase lactose free milk. Almond milk doesn't taste bad though.

Lactose free milk is available in my city. Made by big brands so I'd assume it's available in most major cities.
All they do is add an enzyme to convert the lactose into a sugar, hence the sweeter taste. Perfect for coffee and breakfast ceareals, not so great for mash potatoes or carbonara.

>>7390467
I just think about other people ate actual food and there I was eating square pizza

>>7390467
>Everyone
>competing

Barely, Stosh,

It was literally free food

>>7390373
Pretty much anything. Vodka has a neutral flavor so it mixes pretty well with just about anything. Just pick something that sounds good.

White Russian, screwdriver, lemon drops, mix it with red bull or crystal light. Whatever u want.

I seriously don't understand how you can't just like the taste of vodka straight. I admittedly am someone who enjoys most spirits straight, but I absolutely believe that differences in taste buds make that the experience different for different people, and don't think it gives me any "cool" points or takes any away from them. But good quality vodka seriously just tastes like slightly fruity water with a slight bite to it. I don't know how people can be so offended to the taste of it. If you're just having a hard time putting it down, some tonic or sparkling water could help I suppose. A splash of a juice you like in the tonic water could be good too. I also have tried vodka in a light beer before and it was pretty good. But mixing it with soda or a shit load of artificial flavors and sugar is kinda overkill, and would kinda make you a little bitch...

>>7389759
Because they are a more industrious people

Because you've never left your village, that apparently has a Lebanese population?

Theres a turk, lebanese, greek and kosher restaurant all within 2 miles from me.

Even the greek restaurant has humus, babaganoush and falafel

I just ate some Popeye's Chicken.

The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm.

Afterwards, the division manager of Popeye's came up to my table and asked me how the meal was. I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.

He lead me to the back of the Popeye's, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the Popeye's cut large sections from the horse, which was whinnying and screaming in horror. The Popeye's employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horse meat around the bones, then they breaded and deep fried it.

I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the ******* puckering rhythmically with terror. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"

I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect PENIS into the stallion's quivering anus. It was a fun time. I was delighted. Popeye's definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.

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>>7382191

>>7381634

fried up some chickpeas and spiced up with za'atar and smoked paprika.

good breakfast

i don't cook I come here for the fast food threads and to defend American cuisine against yuros

Hummus with LOTS of Cayenne and black pepper. There. I said it.

The only people who give a rat's behind about what someone else is drinking are teenagers and college aged kids.

If you like Bud Light then swig away.

I'm drinking a 12 of Natty Ice due to the high alcohol content.

>>7380326
High alcohol content, yes. But man, those Natty Ice and Natty Daddy (8%) give some nasty hangovers.

>>7380326
really not that high