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>>7395112
naples florida here, our water is pretty salty

salt here, naples is pretty watery

>>7395112
what about a salty nipple? are we doin body shots and no one invited me? fucking skells

>>7388655
mostly an American thing. Europeans usually try to stay healthy unlike our plump friends across the pond.

>donuts
Americans pls. Not that I'd mind if you all died earlier but don't you ever think of yourselves and your future?

I wouldn't call it necessarily American. I know people who like to have little cakes and or biscuits with coffee or tea, and plenty of people who don't. I've lived many years in both eastern and western Europe and can say that there's a fairly equal amount of people from both categories.

But now proceed with pol/int banter

>>7388659
Said the American.

Sweet pastries are common as breakfast food in Italy, etc.

>>7380154
That's not a crumpet.

>>7380154
I like mine with cheese and tomato

>>7380162
Nevermind. I'm a retard. I was thinking scones.

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like this

maybe i use too much noodles

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also stir frying tips in general would be appreciated

i usually cook the carbs/meat separately and then start stirfrying with veggies first before throwing in meat and lastly the carbs but i guess that is pretty normal

It's easier to use julienned vegetables and thinly sliced meat, or just sort of mix the vegetables and noodles and have the rest of the vegetables on top.

>>7396859
If it was spicy and didn't have corn in it, I'd probably enjoy it.

Had me until the pigment part..... did you mean like a dried chile or something?

>>7396915
Yes, I'm french, Piment means dried Chili.

>>7396913
Why no corn ? If it's only put on the last 10 minutes, it's still crunchy and good

Generic chili flakes.

>>7396723
Are you saying they are generic chili flakes and arent worth it? Or I should just substitute it with generic chili flakes

>>7396736
Arent those two the same thing?

>>7396354
They're already rancid, bin them.

10 minutes here

>>7396354
isn't that the family size bag they have in costco?

why can't they just leave the peppermill on the table.

>>7395985
Why can't they have little shakers? It's 2015 we have ground pepper now. I don't want to exercise, I'm trying to eat.

>>7395971
>>7395985
They want to seem like they do more than carry plates around and so deserve a tip.

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I once went to a place called Yankee Doodle's in Alpine, Wyoming. Pretty much everything had an American flag on it, and I ate a shitty burger directly underneath a sign that said "Osama: 0; Navy SEALS: 1." Then I went to the liquor store/bar across the street, where I bought a bottle of Evan Williams and sat at the bar and drank it. Pretty neat, desu. Never been back to Wyoming since though.

>>7395760
Franchises are always a meme. Broad recognition is kind of their thing.

I've got no strange local restaurants.

>>7395828
Did you read the article? The whole point is that it's a bunch of completely unaffiliated restaurants run by different Lebanese guys using the same brand name.

Makes sense really. The only real biological drives are the four Fs. Fighting and fleeing aren't fun, and until we invent holo rooms the sheer variety of food available represents the height of pure animal pleasure available to most people.

i'm poor.

i eat cheap garbage (e.g. ramen noodles) so i can afford video games.

Sex isn't that amazing when you can have it whenever you want. Even if my wife doesn't want sex I make her just lie there while I fuck her. That's why I care about food more, great food is the only thing I can't have whenever I want.

>black and white people making the food
>yellow people ordering it

I'm guessing they're in for a bit of disappointment.

shouldn't it be Walk to Wok?

>>7394530
That would imply I'd wok it

RIP in peace mokabro :[

Personally, I want my ashes to be in an aeropress.

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>not having your ashes patted down and compacted into the filter of an espresso machine

>>7393870
Probably half a bottle a day, usually with meals.

>a bottle of wine a day
>normal behavior

Typically a half a bottle per day. Sometimes if it's a low ABV wine (under 10%) I'll drink the whole bottle. Those delicate low alcohol wines just don't taste so great on the second day. But on average, I tend to drink medium-bodied, food-friendly wines between 11.5 and 13.5%. Most of those do alright for 24 hours.

As I am not a carnist, I have little use for these 15% new world trashwines made entirely of oak chips and mega purple that people without a working palate pretend to enjoy.

I don't own a murder cage so driving isn't a problem. Crashing a murder cage is almost never an "accident" and should not be described as such. Especially when alcohol is involved.

>>7393539
Mix them.

>>7393542

you crazy son of a bitch, I'm doing it

>>7393539
drink the coke and save the redbull for later when you start to fade

>>7391895

I'll never understand people that don't have 5 minutes to make food. You can fry 2 frozen hash browns, put some toast in the toaster, fry 2 eggs and bake 3 pieces of bacon in the time it takes to take a shit.

And its real food, not synthetic garbage like a hot pocket, food like this should be illegal.

>>7391901
People hate the clean up m8

>>7391901
>bake
>fry
>toast

well maybe someone doesn't have access to all of those Rockefeller