On sale at Amazon right now. Convince me not to buy this, /ck/.
>>7943447
>>7943447
sign up for snagshout and you can get all the stupid gadgets on amazon for next to nothing if you leave a review, just because they're cheap doesn't mean they're a good deal though
Alright cu/cks/, bought some feta cheese to cook some greek food, problem is i don't know what to cook. So, what are your favorite greek dishes besides gyros?
2 gyros
>>7943439
greek salad, easy and delicious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98gBe_skZIg
whole block or crumbled?
What should I have for dinner, /ck/?
Cyanide
>>7943446
I feel a special bond with /ck/ tonight.
>>7943446
For real nigga, what should I eat?
culinary confessions thread
>>7943376
I feed my two vegetarian roommates something that contains chicken stock at least once or twice a week.
I cook my pasta in the microwave
I made beef Burgundy, the beef. American out bland and dry.
Probably because it was cut smaller than the recipe calls for.
Also I am always disappointed in what I cook no matter what.
What should I buy from the grocery store?
>>7943338
Vodka ans sunflower seeds
30 gallons of milk
>>7943360
my nigga
Red pill me on cottage cheese
what the fuck does that even mean
It's gross, and only old people and /fit/fags who can't eat food that taste good because muh gains eat it.
>>7943306
that is not cottage cheese
this is cottage cheese
why dont you ask for fresh fries at your local fast food restaurant?
>inb4 no-salt
i tell them i don't mind waiting for the next batch
makes me sound like less of a dick
my favorite on the left
I work at Elevation Burger and all the fries are made to order and fresh cut in the restaurant succ my cocc
how do i make brown rice taste good
>>7943248
Butter.
>>7943248
try a pressure cooker and/or spices/herbs (curry, turmeric, pepper, salt, garlic powder, rosemary, basil) and/and/or put in a green/tea bag
Make sure you are cooking it right.
You can use various types of stock or soup bases, curry paste, or pic related. It depends on how you're going to serve it.
I don't really recommend using dry spices.
Can anyone here please describe the taste of duck to someone from a picky family? I've always been interested in it but have yet to get the chance
Also if you can do it without saying "gamey" you aren't retarded
>>7943135
Gamey duck-like flavour.
>>7943135
Really ducking good
>>7943135
Tastes rather fowl.
If coffeefags are the audiophiles of food and cooking, then what are the equivalents of:
>$5000 power cables
>tube amps
>lowther fullrange crossoverless MLTL fullrangers with whizzer cones and pepperpot phase plugs
>vinyl
>>7943111
I'm a retard, I don't know what any of these things mean.
One single espresso machine over $400, anon.
And that's outside of a commercial setting.
>>7943111
Kys
Would you rather:
A) Be forced to eat fast food for every meal for the next five years
B) Never be allowed to eat fast food again
(Assume for this hypothetical scenario that any health effects from eating fast food every single day are negligible)
>>7942933
There's far more options if you grocery shop. I'll take B.
Do any of the major chains have crab, lobster, steak, etc.? Not eating that for five years would suck.
Let's count how many "B- I DON'T EAT FAST FOOD LIKE YOU DISGUSTING PLEBS PLS ACKNOWLEDGE HOW SUPERIOR I AM PLS" replies we get.
>>7942950
Do we do that before or after the fast food shills pile into the thread claiming McDolans actually has something edible?
>Sugary treat AND booze
What's not to like?
>not getting drunk
>Way too sugary
>Very expensive
It's good and fine mixed in margaritas, but on its own, nah
>>7942879
It can be good as a small sip in lieu of dessert if you keep the bottle in the freezer.
Mostly what you said though. Especially the expense. I prefer a product called Royale Montane that's only about $20/liter or Ferrand's Dry Curacao, which is pricey but still usually 10 bucks less than GM.
>needing your booze to taste like sugary syrup to drink it
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.
Thanks anon, a glint of joy even for a bitter anhedon such as myself.
>>7942698
This is a 7 year old pasta.
I hope your joy has been destroyed.
ancient pasta holmes
How often do you guys go to Walmart?
What do you buy?
>>7942525
Haven't been to a walmart in years. I only shop at kmart.
I got a $50 Walmart gift-card so I went there yesterday, hadn't been in ages. Stocked up on rice, pasta and canned shit.
>>7942525
I went to one once when I had a rental cage and got curious if the stereotypes are real
Curiosity was satisfied
One of these threads
You should have just made a meme text story and used that at the end. Could have been the new wa la~!
>>7942514
You Laugh You Lose?
>>7942514
Haha oh boy, those photos are a diamond dozen