Archived threads in /ck/ - Food & Cooking - 2297. page

They don't have the stamina to finish typing the url.

>vegan
>bro
That is statistically improbable as 78% of vegans are women. Really. Look it up.
59% of vegetarians are women.
Vegans are 3× more likely to be female than male. Also, while current research predicts that about 8% of the population is homosexual, a staggering 37% of vegan males are gay and 100% are faggots.

File: image.jpg (63KB, 400x333px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 400x333px

>>7952937

File: pure-zero-punched-2[1].jpg (177KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

177KB, 900x900px

this shit literally can't be beat

There's a brand called Tornado that I've only ever been able to find at an overstock store for 25 cents a bottle. But it's really good, nice cool fruity taste (exactly like one of those grapefruit cough drops) and only light carbonation. I could drink them like soda if they didn't have caffeine. None of the chemical taste that make most energy drinks so bad.

I liked Rockstar cola but I think they discontinued it. The Rockstar pina colada and lime flavors are my favorite mainstream drinks but they're so sugary/expensive that I usually just take caffeine pills now.

I like red bull but only drink 1 per month or so because the caffeine fucks with my heart.

and as always, enjoy~

you are the biggie smalls of these meatballs

freakishly small wooden spoon

File: 1458783439353.jpg (100KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 640x640px

French Press
18g coffee grounds per 500ml water
Heat the water until the steam stings you.
This will be considerably less than boiling point.
Add water to grounds and swish it around to bring out the foam head.
Brew for 3 minutes.

File: img_0845.jpg (333KB, 760x890px) Image search: [Google]

333KB, 760x890px

I'm pretty sure coffee is never supposed to boil.

Also starbucks makes some really great instant coffee, if you don't have a machine and don't feel like cleaning a gross pot of coffee grounds early in the morning.

>>7944226
>instant
that's not coffee
they even cut it with freeze-dried molasses to make it taste more palatable

>>7951802
>"honey roasted"
Enjoy the diabetes OP

>>7951802
Vitamin C tablets.

Sometimes the recommended serving isn't really a suggestion but just a number to make it easier for you to figure out what you're puting into your body.

For example; a packet of nine biscuits might list a single biscuit as the recommended serving, so then all you need to do is multiply the numbers in the nutritional chart by the number of biscuits that you decided to eat.

>each bicsuit has 150 calories
>eat six biscuits
>total consumption = 900 calories

Not sure if that's really relevant to the thread topic but just sayan.

>>7946637
The water washes off the ickiness

Sea bugs are larger.

File: FB_IMG_1465219269628.jpg (12KB, 311x425px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 311x425px

What the fuck is going on in this picture

>>7946482
Taste is subjective.

>>7946482
Ok, I'll stop.

>>7946482
this is like the most bitter sounding post about a food i've ever seen. did a salmon fuck your wife or something?

File: 1469850434325.gif (91KB, 464x464px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 464x464px

>>7953278
>Dixie plates

You made the pasta? It's usually the sauce people like to make from scratch

>>7953278

Just finished a large double cheese/double pepperoni pizza from dominoes, few pieces of their cheese bread with ranch, a grilled cheese sandwich with bacon, fries, and a big bag of doritos. Just finishing dessert now (pint of Ben and Jerry's chunky monkey).

Make sure your oven works well. Put your head in and inhale deeply for awhile until you start to get woozy.

Eggs

>>7952954
Wikihow

>>7952188
I'd say we have to the end of the decade before the luxury coffee fad starts to die

Oh my Lord, are they forcing people into their crap shop now?

>>7952188
Starbucks is mall tier coffee. Come back and complain when proper, independent coffee shops sourcing from the best local roasters start popping up. Three of those opened in my neighborhood over the last couple years, coinciding with real estate prices rising by over 50%.

File: Lord Humungus.jpg (22KB, 478x253px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 478x253px

My top number 1's peanut butter and coconut cream and banana cream.

Hair.

Apple Dutch Crum

Shoyu ramen.

Gook food is awful, go eat innocent doges elsewhere

>>7948041
Reddit called and they want you back.

>>7947942
cilantro cremA
spicy mayo
garlic oil

The white one is for vinegar. The red one is for tomato sauce. The yellow one is for mustard. This is not negotiable.

I have one with olive oil. It's great for drizzling oil on things, since I normally buy HUEG bottles or cans of olive oil.

Doner kebab

File: img-products-indiv-multi-classic-pepperoni.jpg (570KB, 738x738px) Image search: [Google]

570KB, 738x738px

>>7939368
Frozen pizza is what I do when I'm feeling lazy.

>>7939375
I wish there were more places to get kebabs on the cheap in my area. I'll just settle for gyros instead.

>>7934510
the foods not that good at any fast food place, but culvers does it way better than most chains

File: image.jpg (465KB, 1254x1466px) Image search: [Google]

465KB, 1254x1466px

Went to McDonald's for the first time in years.
Just as bad as I remember.